How lovely. The multimillionaire is shuffling around the back yard braless in stretch pants while chain-smoking Kools, and her knocked up little sister is wandering around a gas station in three inch heels and a dress that seems to have been made from a Mondrian canvas.
You can just hear the "dangit, y'all!" echoing from those pictures...
She'll deny that she's pregnant, and in fact she'll lose the belly in about a month. She just has to wait until Jamie Lynn packs away her early-pregnancy clothes and there's a spare hanger available.
She looks so heavy to me, especially in those photos. So much for all the tabloid mags telling us she'd gotten her body back. Her boobs are just as gross as ever.
Ok I'm NOT a Spears fan but come on, I'm not seeing the "redneck" in these pics. Someone took a picture of Britney in her backyard smoking in what are most likely her pajamas and I think Jamie Lynn looks cute...except for the fact that she's 16 and pregnant.
Todd - are you feeling ok? Your writing seems to be lacking teeth.
By skeets, on May 13, 2008 10:45:51 -- She looks pregnant to me, too. And Jamie Lynn looks like she wandered over to the gas station right in the middle of a fierce game of dress up. The whole family is just revolting.
Fatass Britney chain smoking while picking her ass with her saggy tits hanging out and her teenaged pregnant sister wearing slutty heels and a "look at me!" dress at a gas station is redneck.
She shouldn't be wearing heels that high so late in her pregnancy. it's terrible for your circulation and the risk of falling and hurting yourself and the baby are not worth it. She's a stupid little girl.
Just goes to show you that you can take a Louisiana back bayou babe to Hollywood and dress her up all "purty" but she's always going to revert back to a swamp pig.
Your clothes make you look like white trash and never match.
You are wearing a high pony tail. Bonus points for the scrunchie.
You refuse to wear a bra. (Which might make you a skank AND a redneck, depending on how good your boobs look).
You often have a beer/pot belly leading people to constantly wonder if you're knocked up or just fat. (and you wear super-tight shirts as if you dont know that your gut is hanging out).
Your 16 year old redneck sister gets pregnant by another redneck.
Fatass Britney chain smoking while picking her ass with her saggy tits hanging out and her teenaged pregnant sister wearing slutty heels and a "look at me!" dress at a gas station is redneck.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:08:03 -------------------------------------- Harsh, but true. Britney is still a fatass pig; her very small group of "britney's back; she's doing so well!" fans are totally delusional. What a total waste case of a human being. Her knocked up sperm recepticle little sister is not much better. I guess "the family that skanks together stays together..."
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant believe noone else said that,,now I would do brittney in a new york second for sure,her sister is too young but give her a few years and that would make 1 hell of a sandwich..She is in her backyard so who cares,, i bet every girl who posted here look great first thing in the morning sureree ya do
Looking at the thumbnails, I thought that was a picture of Krusty on Britney's pants. Looking at the full sized pictures, I still think it's Krusty. Makes perfect sense when you think about it...
I predict she'll start looking like Naomi from "Mama's Family" in a couple of years. All she needs are yellow, off-the-shoulder dresses and BAM! Got it.
The media lately seems to be going light and fluffy on Britney, saying such stuff as britney's back, she's doing so well & that she will come out of this whole ordeal better than ever. They claim she's getting her kids back, she's in shape & going to the gym all the time. I do not agree.
I miss the days of yore, when rednecks like these were observed in the yard of their double-wide and stepping out of their rusted pickup truck, instead of their Hollywood mansions and $100K Range Rovers.
It's a redneck moment because Shitney is OBVIOUSLY knocked up again, and puffin' away on the Marlboros, meanwhile baby sis is about to tip over with baby-belly looking like a $5 hooker. One is on lockdown and the other one needs to be, too. Gotta love the Spears clan, what CLASS.
Fatass pig is a GREAT description for SLUTney spears. Jebus, she's got a buddha belly; either she's a fat pig (my 1st guess), is pregnant or she's got to lay off the refried beans. Regardless, she's a chain smoking, mentally disturbed, alcoholic, drug addicted, emotionally deranged, nasty ass hairweave twat. If it weren't for her daddy, she'd be giving blowjobs in public for publicity, or standing by the side of the road with no panties on, peeing on herself. Disgusting pig...
It's a redneck moment because Shitney is OBVIOUSLY knocked up again, and puffin' away on the Marlboros, meanwhile baby sis is about to tip over with baby-belly looking like a $5 hooker. One is on lockdown and the other one needs to be, too. Gotta love the Spears clan, what CLASS.
Stupid, stupid CHILD wearing five inch heels when she's due in weeks. Stupid little girl. There is just so much wrong with all of this, my brain is going to explode.
Nice Ed Hardy gear. Yeah the old school tattoo designs silkscreened onto t-shirts and sweats is so beautiful.
Every sheep in Hollywood is wearing that shit now. Reminds me of the older kids who wore O.P. and Camp Beverly Hills shit in school and thought it was...cool.
I thought only one of them was pregnant. I don't know what's worse, Brits smoking a cig and picking a wedgie, or pregnant Jamie in an awful frock with yellow high heels doing something menial like filling up her car with gas...? It's like a double whammy of AWFULLY TACKY! It's beyond whitetrash, it's just....there are no words anymore...
I spent a good 5min on the floor laughing at these pictures. Trailer trash disgusts me. Bunch of filthy fucking whores. The older bitch is picking her arse and the lil one is pregnant wearing 9inch heels? wtf? The spears family disgusts me.
Absolutely disgusting. No class, digging in her ass Britney spears. What the fuck is that bitch wearing? Pregnant and wearing a tent dress and canary yellow spike heels? You little whore. I bet the spears parents must be so proud.
yyyyyeeeeee haaaaawwww yall come bak now ya hear ,damn they are low rent white trash with money that sucks donkey balls ,bet she smelled her fingers or made her sister smell them
LOOK, think of Fats Domino, Harry Connick Jr., and the Marsellis Family, Wnyton Marsellis, and the Neville Bros as entertainers of Louisiana. This trash pictured here got lucky with big money, timing, the internet and paparazzi and that is all. Pure garbage. Nothing more. Nothing less. Poor White Trash with money. Pitiful that with all of the money Britney has made ,Lynn and Jaime Spears never bothered doing anything like get some quick education in just common sense from people in the business. Some entertainers started out poor and not having a formal education but they made sure they got self-taught on finese and common sense.Ex. Frank Sinatra, SammyDavis Jr. Okay, young people of this generation, umm, Christina Agulaire and Justin Timberlake, Raven Simone and many others.
She's 19 on Maxim's 2008 hot list. Is there any doubt now that these spots are merely purchased? In all fairness to Maxim, they probably wouldn't let her shop for a spot above #15, so in that way, I guess they have some integrity. I wonder if they used these photos or if they just didn't bother to include one at all.
"I bet the spears parents must be so proud." Grace Yip, the Spears parents probably are proud because those inbred backwoods yeehaws obviously don't know any better - they are the ones who raised these two losers.
Gosh y'all. I think Brit looks hot. She has just been going thru a hard time. The media just won't leave her alone. And we all know she just wants privacy. I mean going out semi nude to the CVS is a great way to slip past the paps
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By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 10:39:42
This family disgusts me.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 10:42:56
How lovely. The multimillionaire is shuffling around the back yard braless in stretch pants while chain-smoking Kools, and her knocked up little sister is wandering around a gas station in three inch heels and a dress that seems to have been made from a Mondrian canvas.
You can just hear the "dangit, y'all!" echoing from those pictures...
By Bozo Hitler, on May 13, 2008 10:43:23
Go ahead, tell me she's NOT pregnant?!
Todd - are you feeling ok? Your writing seems to be lacking teeth.
By skeets, on May 13, 2008 10:45:51
She's not pregnant. Anti-psychotic meds and anti-depressants make you fat. This is just what she looks like when she's not sucking in her gut.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 10:48:32
She is either pregnant or she's getting fat err fatter. I saw her on "How I Met Your Mother" last night and she is definitely getting larger.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 10:49:46
She'll deny that she's pregnant, and in fact she'll lose the belly in about a month. She just has to wait until Jamie Lynn packs away her early-pregnancy clothes and there's a spare hanger available.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 10:56:23
2 NASTY WHORES
By THE PUNISHER, on May 13, 2008 10:56:43
The term "looks like a pig in knickers(underpants)" comes to mind.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 10:56:56
She looks so heavy to me, especially in those photos. So much for all the tabloid mags telling us she'd gotten her body back. Her boobs are just as gross as ever.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 10:56:59
Never believe those "Britney's back!!" people. They're either desperate Britney fans who can't accept reality or people who are paid to say it.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 10:59:02
Ok I'm NOT a Spears fan but come on, I'm not seeing the "redneck" in these pics. Someone took a picture of Britney in her backyard smoking in what are most likely her pajamas and I think Jamie Lynn looks cute...except for the fact that she's 16 and pregnant.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:03:55
Go ahead, tell me she's NOT pregnant?!
Todd - are you feeling ok? Your writing seems to be lacking teeth.
By skeets, on May 13, 2008 10:45:51
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She looks pregnant to me, too. And Jamie Lynn looks like she wandered over to the gas station right in the middle of a fierce game of dress up. The whole family is just revolting.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:06:25
Fatass Britney chain smoking while picking her ass with her saggy tits hanging out and her teenaged pregnant sister wearing slutty heels and a "look at me!" dress at a gas station is redneck.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:08:03
If you stand around on your patio picking your ass, you might be a redneck.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:24:11
She shouldn't be wearing heels that high so late in her pregnancy. it's terrible for your circulation and the risk of falling and hurting yourself and the baby are not worth it. She's a stupid little girl.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:24:34
They're Rednecks. Ugh, it sucks that they have so much money and my college educated, well spoken ass struggles.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:29:23
Just goes to show you that you can take a Louisiana back bayou babe to Hollywood and dress her up all "purty" but she's always going to revert back to a swamp pig.
By JTG, on May 13, 2008 11:33:13
To 11:03,
You might be a redneck if,
Your clothes make you look like white trash and never match.
You are wearing a high pony tail. Bonus points for the scrunchie.
You refuse to wear a bra. (Which might make you a skank AND a redneck, depending on how good your boobs look).
You often have a beer/pot belly leading people to constantly wonder if you're knocked up or just fat. (and you wear super-tight shirts as if you dont know that your gut is hanging out).
Your 16 year old redneck sister gets pregnant by another redneck.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:40:00
11:29 - I definitely empathize with your predicament. I am in the same boat.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:52:05
So that's her new bikini bod we've been hearing so much about?
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 12:29:56
Can't you even smoke in your house in California?
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:03:46
Britney's hairy armpits suit her redneck persona nicely.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:11:51
Fatass Britney chain smoking while picking her ass with her saggy tits hanging out and her teenaged pregnant sister wearing slutty heels and a "look at me!" dress at a gas station is redneck.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 11:08:03
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Harsh, but true. Britney is still a fatass pig; her very small group of "britney's back; she's doing so well!" fans are totally delusional. What a total waste case of a human being. Her knocked up sperm recepticle little sister is not much better. I guess "the family that skanks together stays together..."
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:18:38
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cant believe noone else said that,,now
I would do brittney in a new york second for sure,her sister is too young but give her a few years and that would make 1 hell of a sandwich..She is in her backyard so who cares,, i bet every girl who posted here look great first thing in the morning sureree ya do
By madmike, on May 13, 2008 13:38:44
Hey madmike, what does Noone have to do with this? He's an innocent bystander.
By Jessica, on May 13, 2008 14:07:40
I know it's trashy, but she looks pretty good here. I'd let her extinguish her cigarettes on my balls.
By J-Bird, on May 13, 2008 14:12:58
Jamie Lynn looks like she's twice her sister's age.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:13:33
"I would do brittney in a new york second for sure,her sister is too young but give her a few years and that would make 1 hell of a sandwich."
By madmike, on May 13, 2008 13:38:44
Someday after you have gone through puberty you will wake up and smell the tuna fish and will be a little more particular about your sandwiches.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:18:52
Jamie Lynn can't dress for shit.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:30:06
she looks exactly like a chav caracter on tv, check out little britain's vicky pollard on youtube or tv !!!
By besocaliente, on May 13, 2008 14:37:22
What happened? I thought she got her body back???
She's clearly working hard on her comeback.
By Kate, on May 13, 2008 14:50:00
White trash scumbags with money.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:02:41
Looks likes shes picking her floss out of her ass.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:03:26
The inside of your house still stinks of cig smoke when you keep the door open. Shut the door, pig.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:08:44
Looking at the thumbnails, I thought that was a picture of Krusty on Britney's pants. Looking at the full sized pictures, I still think it's Krusty. Makes perfect sense when you think about it...
By Holden Magroin, on May 13, 2008 15:52:09
Eck...she was starting to look doable again too. Never mind!!
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 16:18:19
I predict she'll start looking like Naomi from "Mama's Family" in a couple of years. All she needs are yellow, off-the-shoulder dresses and BAM! Got it.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 16:36:25
Jessica, you are hilarious.
Mike, you suck. Congrats on being the last
man(?) on earth that wants to sleep with Britney.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 16:37:01
she is not picking her ass,she is pulling her GIANT LIPS up
By jimmyd, on May 13, 2008 17:19:49
The media lately seems to be going light and fluffy on Britney, saying such stuff as britney's back, she's doing so well & that she will come out of this whole ordeal better than ever. They claim she's getting her kids back, she's in shape & going to the gym all the time. I do not agree.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 17:24:39
16:36 - OMG, you're right, she's Naomi in training!
By Albatross, on May 13, 2008 17:30:58
I miss the days of yore, when rednecks like these were observed in the yard of their double-wide and stepping out of their rusted pickup truck, instead of their Hollywood mansions and $100K Range Rovers.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 17:50:29
It's a redneck moment because Shitney is OBVIOUSLY knocked up again, and puffin' away on the Marlboros, meanwhile baby sis is about to tip over with baby-belly looking like a $5 hooker. One is on lockdown and the other one needs to be, too. Gotta love the Spears clan, what CLASS.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 17:55:41
Fatass pig is a GREAT description for SLUTney spears. Jebus, she's got a buddha belly; either she's a fat pig (my 1st guess), is pregnant or she's got to lay off the refried beans. Regardless, she's a chain smoking, mentally disturbed, alcoholic, drug addicted, emotionally deranged, nasty ass hairweave twat. If it weren't for her daddy, she'd be giving blowjobs in public for publicity, or standing by the side of the road with no panties on, peeing on herself. Disgusting pig...
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 17:59:51
It's a redneck moment because Shitney is OBVIOUSLY knocked up again, and puffin' away on the Marlboros, meanwhile baby sis is about to tip over with baby-belly looking like a $5 hooker. One is on lockdown and the other one needs to be, too. Gotta love the Spears clan, what CLASS.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 18:02:44
Wait, so they're both pregnant? That's a fat pregnant belly, not just a fat belly. A fat belly wouldn't be all basketball under a shirt like.
And why does it seem Jamie Lynn is always trying to hide the fact she's pregnant? Always wearing a mu-mu or something.
By balls, on May 13, 2008 18:54:34
It looks like she finally killed the poor birds she kept on her porch and forgot about.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 19:28:45
Stupid, stupid CHILD wearing five inch heels when she's due in weeks. Stupid little girl. There is just so much wrong with all of this, my brain is going to explode.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 19:36:39
Nice Ed Hardy gear. Yeah the old school tattoo designs silkscreened onto t-shirts and sweats is so
beautiful.
Every sheep in Hollywood is wearing that shit now.
Reminds me of the older kids who wore O.P. and Camp Beverly Hills shit in school and thought it was...cool.
By put some stank on it, on May 13, 2008 19:51:14
is that belly warmer wearing austin powers curtains...the economy is all fucked and this bitch probly spent 2g's on that rag
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 20:26:07
I'm still waiting for the true headline - that Jamie's dad put the bun in the oven.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 20:40:34
I thought only one of them was pregnant. I don't know what's worse, Brits smoking a cig and picking a wedgie, or pregnant Jamie in an awful frock with yellow high heels doing something menial like filling up her car with gas...? It's like a double whammy of AWFULLY TACKY! It's beyond whitetrash, it's just....there are no words anymore...
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 21:50:39
I spent a good 5min on the floor laughing at these pictures. Trailer trash disgusts me. Bunch of filthy fucking whores. The older bitch is picking her arse and the lil one is pregnant wearing 9inch heels? wtf? The spears family disgusts me.
By Prettyboy, on May 13, 2008 22:35:09
Absolutely disgusting. No class, digging in her ass Britney spears.
What the fuck is that bitch wearing? Pregnant and wearing a tent dress and canary yellow spike heels? You little whore.
I bet the spears parents must be so proud.
By Grace Yip, on May 13, 2008 23:18:25
Bet you the change in my car's ashtray Britney smelled her finger after she pulled it out of her ass crack!
Guess money doesn't purchase discerning olfactory bulbs. Or, maybe snorting all that meth killed her sense of smell. Pathetic.
By teammlr1, on May 13, 2008 23:41:46
yyyyyeeeeee haaaaawwww yall come bak now ya hear ,damn they are low rent white trash with money that sucks donkey balls ,bet she smelled her fingers or made her sister smell them
By YALL, on May 14, 2008 00:19:00
Damn I was waiting for the pic of her sniffing her finger after she dug for gold down there..
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 05:38:41
Yellow heels?
I know clear heels are for stripper ho's so are yellow heels for teenage unwed mother ho's??
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 06:54:55
Even my old man wouldn't do her.
By Rin Tin Tin, Jr., on May 14, 2008 07:36:27
Anon at 17:23:
Congrats! You are offically sane!!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 07:50:35
I see women who look like this going into housing court on eviction day all the time.
By Willa Dodge, on May 14, 2008 07:55:52
I've got caca :(
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 08:50:35
LOOK, think of Fats Domino, Harry Connick Jr., and the Marsellis Family, Wnyton Marsellis, and the Neville Bros as entertainers of Louisiana. This trash pictured here got lucky with big money, timing, the internet and paparazzi and that is all. Pure garbage. Nothing more. Nothing less. Poor White Trash with money. Pitiful that with all of the money Britney has made ,Lynn and Jaime Spears never bothered doing anything like get some quick education in just common sense from people in the business. Some entertainers started out poor and not having a formal education but they made sure they got self-taught on finese and common sense.Ex. Frank Sinatra, SammyDavis Jr. Okay, young people of this generation, umm, Christina Agulaire and Justin Timberlake, Raven Simone and many others.
By Friend of Louisiana, on May 14, 2008 08:51:03
Her being from Louisana doesn't make her white trash or a redneck....its *EVERYTHING* else.
By pulleeze, on May 14, 2008 10:32:19
I predict Tijuana donkey shows. For either one.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 10:53:51
"Her being from Louisana doesn't make her white trash or a redneck....its *EVERYTHING* else."
I find it likely that the redneck traits are strongly correlated to the area in which she was raised.
By Dr. Logic, on May 14, 2008 13:45:19
She's 19 on Maxim's 2008 hot list. Is there any doubt now that these spots are merely purchased? In all fairness to Maxim, they probably wouldn't let her shop for a spot above #15, so in that way, I guess they have some integrity. I wonder if they used these photos or if they just didn't bother to include one at all.
By redsongia, on May 14, 2008 15:17:28
I've seen classier broads taking pictures at the DMV. Atleast they can drive.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 18:29:31
Why are they always at gas stations?
By Miss Kitty, on May 15, 2008 07:30:41
She looks soooo pregnant, her stomach is bigger than Jaime's
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:40:11
Maybe she got pregnant from having all the phone sex...
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:30:43
"I bet the spears parents must be so proud." Grace Yip, the Spears parents probably are proud because those inbred backwoods yeehaws obviously don't know any better - they are the ones who raised these two losers.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:55:40
Gosh y'all. I think Brit looks hot. She has just been going thru a hard time. The media just won't leave her alone. And we all know she just wants privacy. I mean going out semi nude to the CVS is a great way to slip past the paps
By desaud, on May 15, 2008 17:21:29
She needs to go up a size or two in thong underwear or to wear panties.
Good lord, it looks like she is pregnant again. Who's the baby daddy?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:34:53
britney will blow up like a balloon sooner or later as regards to jamie id still suck a fart outa that ass
By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 13:35:17
she looks just like the chick who does my nails. Even smokes the same cigs.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:49:39
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