I really wonder why she had more biological children after all her talk about how little she relates with Shiloh and how much more she feels for her adopted kids. Once... ok accident/surprise. But twice? And twins? When she is over 30? Seems pretty well planned.
Wait a minute. How can there be "scary last-minute complications" already? It's early May. Those kids are due in late July. Could Star have gotten their hands on Aniston's top-secret diabolical switcheroo plans? Never post your diabolical switcheroo plans on your MySpace page, Aniston. You dumb bitch.
i can't wait till i'm in my mid-40's & knock up the 19yr old offspring of both angelina AND brad pitt!! (their mother, of course, dying since of a heroin overdose, dad remarried).
I wonder when they will come back to this country for some kind of benefit to help the American people...you know the one's who are loosing their homes the middle class who can't afford the gas and oil or even buy food.
They even have the same birthday, just to clear that up.
Thus, saying "TWO???" in this situation is not only inappropriate but uneducated, and you should probably go into your parents' room and ask them to give you the Talk.
it seems like it´s a trend in hollywood to get in vitro fertilization and then get twins.
They´re totally insane, why don´t they just have sex? and let the doctors help people who really have problems getting pregnant? why must they always manipulate everything? that´s sick!
it seems like it´s a trend in hollywood to get in vitro fertilization and then get twins.
They´re totally insane, why don´t they just have sex? and let the doctors help people who really have problems getting pregnant? why must they always manipulate everything? that´s sick!
Anon: 19:11:43, I think Danni is aware that twins come at the same time..when she said twice she meant once for Shiloh and this is the 2nd pregnancy. So, before you start knocking someone and acting like a total jerk, reread the bloody post.
Yeah, cause we all know how pretty shiloh is right now. I hate being mean about little kids' looks but seriously? Shiloh is not cute. She has that "mouth breather" special needs look about her. Suri Cruise is unfortunately much cuter, course she has no shot since her parents are FREAKS.
It's starting now already? Can't we at least wait till they (Shilo and Suri or whatever their bloody names are) are able to talk and sound as stupid as their parents?
Apropos of nothing, why does A.Jo always get those dumb "highlights" put in her hair? They look like something she got talked into at Supercuts. Leave the chestnut pure, ladies of the chestnut! Or get chestnutty 'lights of some sort. I hate that crap with the unnatural striping business, and A.Jo can well afford whatever chestnut hair would naturally look like if it highlit on its own, which I suspect it doesn't. I'm so tired of highlights. So, so tired. I see them as a goofy cultural phenomenon that will be looked back upon in future generations with wonderment, just like mullets and mohawks. No, person in front of me anywhere in the universe, your highlights do NOT look "natural." Worse, they do not make your hair look "better." They say, "I went to Supercuts and Denise talked me into these."
38 Comments:
Leave Your CommentNice, two more white kids she can ignore.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 07:27:28
She's teh mehness.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 07:47:30
star magazine and their hard-ons make me sick. stfu will you. leave 'em alone.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 08:10:14
With every child Angie has, I'm sure Jennifer Aniston dies a little more inside.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 08:12:25
These two are getting on my nerves with the kid collection already. Find another fetish - kids are not supposed to be an obsession!!
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 08:24:58
I really wonder why she had more biological children after all her talk about how little she relates with Shiloh and how much more she feels for her adopted kids. Once... ok accident/surprise. But twice? And twins? When she is over 30? Seems pretty well planned.
By danni, on May 7, 2008 08:26:15
These two are getting on my nerves with the kid collection already. Find another fetish!!
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 08:27:05
Ah ah ah---not so fast! They could come out looking like Jon Voight.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 7, 2008 08:32:53
Wait a minute. How can there be "scary last-minute complications" already? It's early May. Those kids are due in late July. Could Star have gotten their hands on Aniston's top-secret diabolical switcheroo plans? Never post your diabolical switcheroo plans on your MySpace page, Aniston. You dumb bitch.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 7, 2008 08:36:44
Poor Brad still won't be getting his trophy mini-me son. I guess he'll have to knock Angie up again next year and try again!
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 08:58:27
C,mon Brad, produce a son already, so when he's old enough, i can have perverted fantasies about him
By Toe, on May 7, 2008 10:39:37
Damn, she's hot. She's got Halle Berry tits with a better face.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 11:11:22
i can't wait till i'm in my mid-40's & knock up the 19yr old offspring of both angelina AND brad pitt!! (their mother, of course, dying since of a heroin overdose, dad remarried).
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 11:40:18
damn, going on three years and you still got your hate on...
lol....
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 11:52:46
And we all believe Star Magazine because??????I wish she would have quads and get it over with!
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 12:50:47
I wonder when they will come back to this country for some kind of benefit to help the American people...you know the one's who are loosing their homes the middle class who can't afford the gas and oil or even buy food.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 13:25:14
I didn't realize it was the Jolie-Pitts' responsibility to single-handedly end the American economic crisis, 13:25.
By Over It, on May 7, 2008 14:03:57
Ha ha ha, Brad's sperm are too weak to produce a son. He's a pussy. No news there.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 15:28:52
I didn't say it was her responsibility...but their alway ready to help the African nations.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 15:32:15
They're really involved in New Orleans. sheesh. bitter much?
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 16:24:44
Wow, really not looking so great up close without makeup (yellow dress pics). And for a pregnant woman she is looking pretty scrawny.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 17:00:50
Dear Brad -
You're fooked.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 17:20:37
I've got caca :(
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 17:46:37
Dear Danni-
twins appear at the same time.
They even have the same birthday, just to clear that up.
Thus, saying "TWO???" in this situation is not only inappropriate but uneducated, and you should probably go into your parents' room and ask them to give you the Talk.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 19:11:43
WHO GIVES A FUCK.TWO MORE HOLLYWOOD ASSCLOWNS SHE CAN TOW AROUND.
By juanBIGone, on May 7, 2008 20:16:13
I hope she remembers she has four kids siting at home waiting to be loved
By Ivy, on May 7, 2008 20:19:49
What's wrong with her arms?!
By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 05:40:48
it seems like it´s a trend in hollywood to get in vitro fertilization and then get twins.
They´re totally insane, why don´t they just have sex?
and let the doctors help people who really have problems getting pregnant? why must they always manipulate everything? that´s sick!
By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 06:18:37
it seems like it´s a trend in hollywood to get in vitro fertilization and then get twins.
They´re totally insane, why don´t they just have sex?
and let the doctors help people who really have problems getting pregnant? why must they always manipulate everything? that´s sick!
By nadja, on May 8, 2008 06:24:13
Two Words: Rumer Willis
By jim, on May 8, 2008 07:40:09
Anon: 19:11:43, I think Danni is aware that twins come at the same time..when she said twice she meant once for Shiloh and this is the 2nd pregnancy. So, before you start knocking someone and acting like a total jerk, reread the bloody post.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:15:16
Yeah, cause we all know how pretty shiloh is right now. I hate being mean about little kids' looks but seriously? Shiloh is not cute. She has that "mouth breather" special needs look about her. Suri Cruise is unfortunately much cuter, course she has no shot since her parents are FREAKS.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 10:40:48
I couldn't disagree with you more, 10:40. I think Shiloh is a gorgeous baby - one of the prettiest I've seen. Suri Cruise is average, at best.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 11:39:07
It's starting now already? Can't we at least wait till they (Shilo and Suri or whatever their bloody names are) are able to talk and sound as stupid as their parents?
By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 13:34:44
Shiloh is the most beautiful child. Quit hating on the blonde children....like her mother does.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 23:27:35
Apropos of nothing, why does A.Jo always get those dumb "highlights" put in her hair? They look like something she got talked into at Supercuts. Leave the chestnut pure, ladies of the chestnut! Or get chestnutty 'lights of some sort. I hate that crap with the unnatural striping business, and A.Jo can well afford whatever chestnut hair would naturally look like if it highlit on its own, which I suspect it doesn't. I'm so tired of highlights. So, so tired. I see them as a goofy cultural phenomenon that will be looked back upon in future generations with wonderment, just like mullets and mohawks. No, person in front of me anywhere in the universe, your highlights do NOT look "natural." Worse, they do not make your hair look "better." They say, "I went to Supercuts and Denise talked me into these."
By Little Miss Sunshine (no highlights), on May 9, 2008 08:18:19
Little Miss Sunshine needs to switch to decaf.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 09:11:26
To LittleMissSunishine,
With or without highlights and throw in a mustache, Jolie will always look better than you and sadly, you know it.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 15:37:15
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