39 Comments:

• Good. She's a whore and she deserves to be miserable. This is the one time I wish we were living in Iran...the Sand Puppies have their flaws but they know how to deal with women like this.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:31:13

• She's like Britney Spears with less fat and acne. Mother of the Year.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:32:09

• "Coley Laffoon"??? Is that the name of the man that enticed Anne away from Ellen Degeneres' twat? I had to google this to make sure you were not joking. Coley Laffoon. You couldn't make up a better name if you tried.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:33:16

• I'd totally bone that lesbo.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:47:41

• $14,798/month for a 6-year old kid? WTF kind of spoiled brat gets $15k/month?
  
  

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:48:45

• If Anne needs money she can call me. I'd nail here regardless of what planet she may be from.

  By Gerald_Tarrant, on May 15, 2008 09:52:46

• Time to find another rich butch to leech off of.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:58:55

• Iran doesn't have sandy deserts.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:59:57

• SO HOT.. LOVE HER.

  By YAWN, on May 15, 2008 10:02:02

• Reached for comment, her son said "D'oh!"

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:06:57

• How does that saying go about laying in the bed you made? Stupid cunt.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:08:32

• Go here Anne. BANGBROTHERS.com and schedule an audition. All your troubles will be over.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:10:57

• well then theres the one thing anne and i have in common

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:14:33

• I would fuck her and willing to pay her $66 for it.

  By Ef, on May 15, 2008 10:18:54

• Stop the presses. Lunatic living beyond her means, is bad mother. Extra! Extra!
  
  I was gonna just ask 'WTH is up with that hair?!', but instead I'll say I hope she's packing a matching 'do down below.

  By lickingtoad, on May 15, 2008 10:21:42

• "Lunatic living beyond her means, is bad mother."
  
  Sounds like my EX-BOO, LaTisha!!! Let me tell you, LaTisha once had 47 credit cards in her purse. Her purse looked like a sleeve of Ritz crackers (the crunchy kind, not the blue-eyed devil kind). LaTisha charged up each and every one of those cards with hair products, a grand total of $59,321,891.21. Das right, 59 mil yo!!!
  Bitch declared bankrupt-C and squeezed out 7 kids. 7 CHECKS EACH MONTH HOLLA BACK!!!

  By Blingy Washington, on May 15, 2008 10:31:56

• I hate to say it, but I guess she should have stayed with Ellen hungh? She jumped ship when Ellen was in a slump, and now E is setting herself up to be the next Oprah. You know what they say, Once you go gay you better stay that way....or we'll burn your fuckin house down.

  By justin, on May 15, 2008 10:48:15

• So she's broke and can't get a job because she couldn't keep her cunt in her pants. Priceless.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:51:56

• is that supposed to say $65.00, or $65,000?

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:13:30

• I don't think the photo is of Anne, I think it is a photo of her second personality "Celestia", an alien from another planet who could talk to dead people, see into the future, and was a half-sister of Jesus Christ. That's the only explanation for that fucked up hairdo. Anyway you slice it, Anne/Celestia's a whack job that deserves what she gets.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:32:11

• She's the idiot who dumped her husband for some jackass who starred on "Men In Trees" with her. Karma. She turned her Ex's and her kid's life upside down for a new piece.
  
  She really is frikkin' nuts.

  By Green Goddess!, on May 15, 2008 11:33:45

• I seriously don't understand what these people do with their money. She made $65,000 per week for however long that show was on for...that's a pretty decent annual salary for a lot of people and she says she's broke?

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 12:01:11

• She does have a smokin body and a great rack. I'd give her 20 bucks for a quickie in the ally bent over a trash can.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 12:20:45

• $15k a month is fucking ridiculous. Hey, ex-hubby: get a goddamn job.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 13:21:05

• Those pics are pretty hot. Plus she "used" to be a carpet muncher, which is all good in my book! Hmm? Wha? She used to do what? With Ellen!?
  
  Never mind.

  By Santos, on May 15, 2008 13:28:48

• With all us guys on here willing to throw her some spare change for a quickie, she'll be set in no time! Of course, since prostitution is illegal, we'll have to setup a charity that we can all donate to. Let's call it: Boner for Homer!!

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 14:32:39

• Now, now. Be nice to the poor girl. Y'all don't know how hard it is to own a house in Canada. We've got nowhere to live in the four weeks of summer we get after our igloos melt, and when winter hits in August we have to rebuild all over again.
  
  Poor girl's lost her job 'n everything too. Not her fault that show got cancelled. It's the damned polar bears' fault. Anyone know if they ever caught that one that ate the producer and all that camera equipment? Last I heard they were trying to salvage an episode from a length of film they found in a pile of dung....but that was a while ago.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on May 15, 2008 15:11:45

• Attention Katherine Heigl: You are looking at your future. Repent.

  By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 15, 2008 17:50:34

• Boo Hoo....I feel really sorry for her....NOT!!! That $65,000 dollars she made for one week could pay off all my debts and then some...Anne Heche, welcome to the real world.
  
  Trina

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:27:00

• anon 13:21:05 said:
  
  $15k a month is fucking ridiculous. Hey, ex-hubby: get a goddamn job.
  
  15k a month for this one guy is small potatoes compared to the millions of gold digging women who have their hand out every month collecting child support and alimony (aka vaginamony), and at the same time claiming that "they don't need a man". Kudos to this guy for striking a blow for equality.

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 19:17:47

• Naming your child "Homer Laffoon" should be grounds for child abuse charges.

  By TrayC, on May 16, 2008 08:35:21

• In her defense (I can't believe I just said that) that 15k includes spousal support and her ex husband has never been real in tune with the idea of working. Now if she could stop fucking around of every person she involves herself with she might find herself surrounded by more empathetic people.
  
  I guess she's reaping what she sowed.

  By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 09:32:59

• She needs JESUS in her life.

  By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:38:10

• "She needs JESUS in her life."
  
  I'm pretty sure he's her gardener.

  By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:10:41

• That shot is awesome.
  
  
  <I>jjjjjJOKER PRODUCTSsssssssssssssss!

  By Rick Sparks, on May 16, 2008 11:54:56

• She Looks like the Daughter of
  Phillis Fucking Diller !! AHHHHHH AHHHHHH !!!

  By one of the kings men, on May 16, 2008 13:43:21

• Filthy lies. I'm sure she can get a role on "please bang my wife" or something similar.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 09:56:39

• and ugly...don't forget ugly!!!

  By anon69, on May 18, 2008 20:30:53

• freak

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:34:24