49 Comments:

• WHO CARES?

  By THE PUNISHER, on May 13, 2008 13:25:53

• meh.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:27:00

• I saw pete about 3 years ago when fasllout boy first came out and he was a kool guy,,ashlee simpson who gives a shit..she is worhtless and I give the marriage 3 months at most..I wouldnt mind tag teaming her and her sister for 1 night,,thats about all i could take of either of them..

  By madmike, on May 13, 2008 13:29:09

• Hey, I'm getting married this Saturday too. The fact it's on the same day these two now makes mine so much more meaningful and special.

  By Fred, on May 13, 2008 13:29:36

• What i wouldnt pay to watch these two take a bus ride off a cliff and disappear forever

  By Angry asian, on May 13, 2008 13:36:27

• i kinda like her shirt. do u guys know where to buy that shit?

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:41:23

• Petey's going a very long way to try to go on vacation with the Simpson family and "accidentally" get into Tony Romo's bed in the middle of the night.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:50:04

• Pete Wentz is like 5 feet tall...
  
  total douchebag couple

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:03:59

• I used to think Pete Wentz was gay but Ashlee's pretty hot.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:04:11

• "i kinda like her shirt. do u guys know where to buy that shit?"
  
  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:41:23
  
  Retards R Us.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:09:03

• Fred, you're getting married this weekend? Awww...isn't that....uh...sweet.
  
  (OK, listen up Freddie. You wanna back out of this thing you give me a call. I've got a nice cozy cellar you can hide out in until it all blows over. Better yet, I know where you can get a fake passport and I'll book you a plane ticket to anywhere. ANYWHERE, Fred. Just run, man. RUN!)
  
  Yeah, marriage is sweet.
  
  Asslee and Pete suck tho.
  

  By Vigilante, on May 13, 2008 14:14:00

• Awwww, I think its rather sweet when two dumbfucks get together. Congratulations, bitches!

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:22:38

• Nice sunglasses fucktard.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:32:46

• Who cares if they get married? Does papa joe think that it's really gonna set an example?
  The only example the 2 of them set is to not fuck ugly people.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:43:12

• Fred, I have four words to say to you:
  
  DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
  
  

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:16:27

• "Dearly Beloved we are gathered her today to witness this Poser and this Werewolf Midget join together in holy matrimony . . ."

  By thebig28, on May 13, 2008 15:31:51

• Just what the world needs - two freakish nobodies having a child together. Why is it that so many 'famous' jerks and jerkettes are incapable of using birth control??? Why????!!!!!

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 16:04:11

• Thanks for the offer Vigilante and the heartfelt advice 15:16:27 (you sound like Sam Kinison). I'm afraid that if I were to back out now there would be no cellar deep enough, no passport fake enough and no country far enough to escape the hellfire and damnation that would come my way.
  
  Yeah... we'll be married for a long long time.
  
  

  By Fred, on May 13, 2008 16:05:10

• Is Pete wearing the same gown his mother wore? How sweet!!!

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 16:14:04

• Two freakish nobodies who THINK they are somebodies.
  
  Yawn, I can't muster up the vaguest of interest in these two..except of course to post how boring I think they are.

  By Willa Dodge, on May 13, 2008 16:50:14

• Ah well, my condolences...I mean, congratulations then, Freddie.
  
  (If you ever need a good divorce lawyer, or if you suddenly feel the need to fake your own death, just let me know)
  
  

  By Vigilante, on May 13, 2008 16:54:31

• Every time I her Papa Joe's, I feel like a pizza. Anyway, does the chain necklace make her inconspicuous or does it come with the shirt? Because either way, why is she wearing it? I know she hates the attention.

  By humpinfrog, on May 13, 2008 18:31:46

• Well Fred, if you must absolutely do this, then by all means, whatever you do, above all else, get a PRENUP. The importance of a prenuptial agreement can not be stressed enough, no matter how much women say "it's not romantic". Protect yourself and your assets.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 19:21:04

• Good luck, Fred. Don't forget idontlikeyouinthatway.com gives helpful pre-marriage advice, at no cost to you. Congrats to you and that sexy new bride. Call me!

  By humpinfrog, on May 13, 2008 19:29:53

• Why do all these celebrities feel like they have to get married when they find out they're pregnant? If it's that important to you, USE A FRICKING CONDOM.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 19:36:54

• I don't know what any of you are talking about, because all I saw were two people who were completely in disguise and therefore unrecognizable. In fact, when I wear big, loud ugly sunglasses, I'm so confident in my anonymity that I travel nude.* So, I mean, this could be anybody, this couple depicted here. Why, if it hadn't been specified that these are humans, I might even think they were, like, ostriches or lizards or something. Those disguises are that good.
  
  *And I look a fuck of a lot better than that Mischa Barton, I tell you what.

  By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 13, 2008 21:52:17

• But then so does my great-grandmother's desiccated corpse.

  By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 13, 2008 21:53:41

• I'm so praying that both die horrible deaths due to an accident on their honeymoon...or NOT! (silently scheming their untimely demise)...

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 22:03:35

• ....and she's gonna lip synch her vows.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 22:10:27

• what's with the retarded wanna-be electro boy sunglasses?? I don't see this marriage lasting past 3 years. suckers!

  By kat, on May 13, 2008 22:15:00

• Why is this bitch famous?
  
  Just why?
  

  By Mephistopheles, on May 13, 2008 22:45:50

• Does he walk in front of her so he won't look as short? It's not working. Also, nice sunglasses, Pete. Get those out of a Happy Meal?

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 22:47:21

• I vote for the bear mauling, it will be much more entertaining and immensely satisfying.

  By Grace Yip, on May 13, 2008 23:13:48

• The best prenup a man can have is to marry a woman who makes more money than he does ...
  
  If Asslee wasn't knocked up by that douchebag Wentz, there's no friggin' way those two would ever marry. What a joke and a half. Barf.

  By teammlr1, on May 13, 2008 23:29:42

• Can anyone verify the rumor I heard about Pete Wentz fronting for the Pussy Cat Dolls?

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 04:06:30

• I wouldnt mind faking my own death??fill me in please..

  By madmike, on May 14, 2008 04:18:54

• Which one of these ho's is the bride? They make Aunt Esther look good. They ain't no Lena Horne. I think Bubba did 'em both anyway.

  By Fred G. Sanford., on May 14, 2008 04:35:36

• hey if you want one of those shirts,just drop by any preschool after fingerpainting class,you can all the shirts you need,sad thing is that dumb bitch proabaly paid 200.00 for that crap ..

  By madmike, on May 14, 2008 05:06:57

• Here comes a couple of losers.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 07:08:45

• Vigilante, you do family law?
  I dabble once in awhile. What a fucking nightmare.

  By Willa Dodge, on May 14, 2008 07:52:07

• I dabble in it too, Willa. And you're right. What a fucking nightmare. When I do sleep I dream about it. So I try not to sleep much.
  
  Madmike, faking your own death is easy. It's assuming someone else's identity, that's the hard part. Then again you could always move to Canada and work in a logging camp in buttfuck nowhere. Or become a politician here. Nobody's allowed to ask about our politician's past lives, or ex girlfriends.
  
  Yeah man, move to Canada.
  

  By Vigilante, on May 14, 2008 11:19:06

• "Vigilante, you do family law?"
  
  Nah, the only reason she's a lawyer is because she blows so much hot air.

  By Vigilante's Anus, on May 14, 2008 11:22:46

• Let me guess their both wearing tight jeans down the isle.

  By neehamya, on May 14, 2008 12:05:02

• Thanks for the well wishes and advice.
  
  Prenups: I'm getting married in England. Prenups have no legal weight here. A lawyer I talked to about it said straight-up that if I wanted to protect my assets while residing in the UK I should just not get married; nor have a child with her. Nice, huh?
  Of course, I didn't listen to him. I'm cunning and deceptive that way.

  By Fred, on May 14, 2008 13:58:22

• Anus, you forgot to add that I'm also really good at slinging bullshit. Actually, shit of any kind will do.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on May 14, 2008 14:22:29

• can douche bags really hold hands? they both try to be alternative, but the perpetual hoodie ensemble doesn't achieve the goal

  By woowoo, on May 14, 2008 17:12:14

• I guess Pete Wentz is straight this week.

  By Christina X, on May 14, 2008 21:44:09

• Which one of those trannys will carry the kid to term.

  By celeb hater, on May 17, 2008 17:18:51

• Two freakish nobodies who THINK they are somebodies.
  
  

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:57:36