There's very little chance he was able to consummate the marriage, unless Papa Joe was smart enough to tape a picture of Lance Bass to Ashlee's headboard. Still, I'm guessing he couldn't maintain an erection and kept, you know, falling out.
Remember when gazing upon these two critters that little Junior will be a cross between movie star-handsome Pete Wentz and the way Ashlee Simpson used to look. (Y'know, assuming it's his and all.) That is going to be one fugly lovechild. Especially with Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden's Ugly-Baby Germs circulating around the punch bowl. (Oh, don't give me that--that baby is goddamn hideous.)
Can Asslee Simpson's self-esteem go any lower? I mean, honestly, she has zero talent, a completely plastic face, fake chesteses, and now she's fucking knocked up and married to a talentless midget who wears eye liner. Way to go in the pride department, darling. So nice to see young women today making such sound life decisions. As my Italian grandma would say 'Madone!'
Jessica looks happy to be with Tony. And wasn't that nice of Ashley to show so much cleavage towards Papa Joe as he officiated the ceremony? What a great daughter.
It somehow doesn't seem appropriate that the wedding was officiated by Papa "Bad Touch" Joe. Man that guy is a control freak. Somehow should check his backyard for a hidden basement.
Who cares about your Nonna? The post is about Ashlee and that fucker pete wentz. And BTW it's "Madonna" as in Mother of Jesus... wow you are so cool you can pretend to speak italian...
Let me guess...the father daughter dance didn't go so well because Joe Simpson wanted to grope his daughter because of her new fake titties, and Duckface (aka Asshole Simpson) wanted to do her famous Saturday Night Live Dorky Doofus dance, right?
This dumbass is a total loser; stupid fake titties, stupid botox'd face, stupid husband who's less masculine than her and stupid no talent wannabe singer bitch. I wish she'd just disappear...
These two are such losers. No talent hacks that share the same make-up
Agreed. It is unimaginable how fug their children will be. How old do you have to be to get massive plastic surgery?
The two have always been sexually confused. Hope they don't pool their genes and create a master race of fugly, deviant children to be unleashed upon us by Papa Pimp Joe and the American media. Shudder to think.
losers that will inevitably get divorced one of these years, I mean months, oh hell, lucky if they make it till the baby's born. Jess is jealous I'm sure!
Why is Ashlee even famous in the first place? what is our world coming too? what self conceited b&*^% since when is it cool for guys to wear eyeliner how GAY
That simpson girl is starting to look more like a Jackson.Lay off the knive and spend the money on a fucking vocal coach.Oh,and which one of the girls in the picture is pegnant?
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By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:17:06
meh.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:18:15
Well hello there, boobies. Where have you been hiding until now?
Methinks I have some new found respect Papa Joe; the guy obviously likes to tittyfuck.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:21:21
They are both dressed like retards. Oh wait...
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:23:58
Why is Ashlee dressed like a Scottish prostitute?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:26:12
Jess does not look impressed. I wonder if it's due to the fact that her sister just got married but she just got told to fuck off by yet another man.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:35:07
There's very little chance he was able to consummate the marriage, unless Papa Joe was smart enough to tape a picture of Lance Bass to Ashlee's headboard. Still, I'm guessing he couldn't maintain an erection and kept, you know, falling out.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:36:42
It's nice to see yet more lesbian couples taking advantage of the gay marriage ban lift. You go girls.
By That metrosexual guy, on May 19, 2008 10:48:45
Coverup so they can be gay. Nice tits Ashlee.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:51:29
10:36, Lance Bass? Too funny! I vote for Reichen Lemkuhl, though - eye candy, even if you're not gay.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:11:30
Ashley's new tits are proof that she's prego
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:14:26
10$ will get you 20$ that Pete went through the actual ceremony with a butt-plug inserted.
By thebig28, on May 19, 2008 11:39:47
they have the same bangs.
nice.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 19, 2008 11:47:41
The good news is that within a few years, this science experiment of a realtionship will be over.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:17:22
they're all "we want this wedding to look as much like our funeral as possible."
By oakling, on May 19, 2008 12:33:43
Congratulations to the blushing bride...oh, and Ahslee too. (Hellooooo melons!!)
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:52:07
Remember when gazing upon these two critters that little Junior will be a cross between movie star-handsome Pete Wentz and the way Ashlee Simpson used to look. (Y'know, assuming it's his and all.) That is going to be one fugly lovechild. Especially with Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden's Ugly-Baby Germs circulating around the punch bowl. (Oh, don't give me that--that baby is goddamn hideous.)
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 19, 2008 13:17:14
Nice purse dogs, Ash.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:38:04
Wow, I can't believe I get to be the first to point this out -- Papa Joe is an *ordained minister?!*
_There is no God._
By lickingtoad, on May 19, 2008 14:06:24
I see both girls got similar hairstyles. Bah.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:37:42
Can Asslee Simpson's self-esteem go any lower? I mean, honestly, she has zero talent, a completely plastic face, fake chesteses, and now she's fucking knocked up and married to a talentless midget who wears eye liner. Way to go in the pride department, darling. So nice to see young women today making such sound life decisions. As my Italian grandma would say 'Madone!'
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 15:43:55
Can you imagine what sort of shit music this kid is going to come up with one day?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 16:22:23
So who's the father?
By confused, on May 19, 2008 16:55:46
Jessica looks happy to be with Tony. And wasn't that nice of Ashley to show so much cleavage towards Papa Joe as he officiated the ceremony? What a great daughter.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 17:07:28
Nice tits...Asshole simpson's just got to tell me who did her fake titties...
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 17:23:15
Ashlee's hot, look at those tits and the thing is they're real too.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 21:41:13
It somehow doesn't seem appropriate that the wedding was officiated by Papa "Bad Touch" Joe. Man that guy is a control freak. Somehow should check his backyard for a hidden basement.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 22:39:00
Ha, youe new CD still blows. Look at the clock. You are on minute 14...Thanks for nothing.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 05:43:52
Ha, your new CD still blows. Look at the clock. You are on minute 14...Thanks for nothing.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 05:44:00
I was thinking Lurch performed the ceremony and cousin It was the ring bearer but if you say otherwise...
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 06:10:08
Who cares about your Nonna? The post is about Ashlee and that fucker pete wentz. And BTW it's "Madonna" as in Mother of Jesus... wow you are so cool you can pretend to speak italian...
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 08:49:32
Let me guess...the father daughter dance didn't go so well because Joe Simpson wanted to grope his daughter because of her new fake titties, and Duckface (aka Asshole Simpson) wanted to do her famous Saturday Night Live Dorky Doofus dance, right?
This dumbass is a total loser; stupid fake titties, stupid botox'd face, stupid husband who's less masculine than her and stupid no talent wannabe singer bitch. I wish she'd just disappear...
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 09:42:39
These two are such losers. No talent hacks that share the same make-up.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 12:29:27
These two are such losers. No talent hacks that share the same make-up
Agreed. It is unimaginable how fug their children will be. How old do you have to be to get massive plastic surgery?
The two have always been sexually confused. Hope they don't pool their genes and create a master race of fugly, deviant children to be unleashed upon us by Papa Pimp Joe and the American media. Shudder to think.
By Sami, on May 20, 2008 15:05:06
losers that will inevitably get divorced one of these years, I mean months, oh hell, lucky if they make it till the baby's born. Jess is jealous I'm sure!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 16:22:45
Why is Ashlee even famous in the first place? what is our world coming too?
what self conceited b&*^%
since when is it cool for guys to wear eyeliner how GAY
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:12:13
That simpson girl is starting to look more like a Jackson.Lay off the knive and spend the money on a fucking vocal coach.Oh,and which one of the girls in the picture is pegnant?
By hollywoodhater, on May 25, 2008 13:09:40
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