That poor kid is so screwed :( It might as well get used to getting made fun of and abused now.
The really tragic thing about Pete Wentz is that he could look decent if he stopped dressing like a tool and left the makeup alone. He's got a nice face, yummy body, and healthy-sized dick (check out those "leaked" pics from a couple years ago) underneath all that crap. What a waste.
Anyone who feels the need to toy with the paparazzi like that in some gayass pseudo-intellectual attempt to make some idiotic point about fame only proves that they really don't have much going on in their lives, otherwise they wouldn't be even fucking thinking about the paps in their spare time. In other words: Pete Wentz = loser. Just in case you didn't know.
Oh, look. Douchy McFucknozzle and his husband the "singer" are being clever. How cute. Really. I am in no way being sarcastic.
Meanwhile, back at the Fall Out Boy base camp, a rousing cry of "can't we just fire that emo cocknugget? It's not like bass players are hard to find!" arises for the 200th day in a row...
lmao. what an asshole. im just glad he did us all a favor and covered his down syndrome sized head and face. ugh. and ashley, ashley! i can only mistake it as dumb youth (still luv ya tho :P) that you said hed be cute without the make up. yummy body?! he looks like a dwarf! and as for the penis thing- i dunno, dont care to :)
And YOU thought they got married purely out of love hahahaha! Preacher Joe probably didn't want to advertise he had a .357 in his jacket in case Make Up Boy tried to ditch his tool of a fiancee. God knows a bastard baby in the family would bring shame on the Simpson name!!
She's really pregnant? What exciting news! Somebody call 911 because I'm about to die from boredom. I agree with ladyguitarstar. Ashley, I just shed a tear for you. Just come on home, babe. All will be forgiven.
but i think he writes most of FOB's songs thus contributing greatly to their success so getting rid of him would be career suicide. moreso than a shotgun wedding/bastard baby/marriage to a fucking SIMPSON SISTER would.
*sigh* as long as he keeps her screech owl shit off the next album, i wish them...well, whatever positive things can come out of marrying into that godforsaken incest pool.
By the way Pete, the mask, totally causing my little world to implode. You're such a rebel and free thinker. With you poorly drawn mask thing. I bet The Man is afraid.
Ugh, I was hoping it wasn't true. Like we need another stupid celebrity baby that everybody OBSESSES over even though it's just ANOTHER FUCKING BABY. Like we even need any more people in the world even.
I hate Asshole Simpson with a passion. She can't sing, she's dumb as shit, and ugly as fuck too. Why did she fix the schnozz but not the Cruella chin??? Pete has his own douchiness but whatever- he's hot. WAY too hot for that fug bitch. I never knew what he saw in her- a bleached blonde valley girl superficial no-talent no-personality Jessica-wannabe.
Oh well, lets just hope the baby gets HIS looks & not hers.
So is the baby gonna be born with a paper plate face?? that way at least someone can draw an attractive face to offset the ugly genes the poor thing inherited.
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Leave Your CommentI happened to see the wedding pictures in People and the baby gut was obvious. Yawn. Next salacious story, please.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 10:03:50
That poor kid is so screwed :( It might as well get used to getting made fun of and abused now.
The really tragic thing about Pete Wentz is that he could look decent if he stopped dressing like a tool and left the makeup alone. He's got a nice face, yummy body, and healthy-sized dick (check out those "leaked" pics from a couple years ago) underneath all that crap. What a waste.
By Ashley, on May 29, 2008 10:04:29
PSA:
IDLYITW Readers, get your local Child Protective Services set up on your speedial. If you see these two rolling in to town, be on the alert.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 29, 2008 10:06:03
Anyone who feels the need to toy with the paparazzi like that in some gayass pseudo-intellectual attempt to make some idiotic point about fame only proves that they really don't have much going on in their lives, otherwise they wouldn't be even fucking thinking about the paps in their spare time.
In other words: Pete Wentz = loser. Just in case you didn't know.
By someone kill this shithead, on May 29, 2008 10:17:21
That kid doesn't have a fucking chance.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 10:17:36
Oh, look. Douchy McFucknozzle and his husband the "singer" are being clever. How cute. Really. I am in no way being sarcastic.
Meanwhile, back at the Fall Out Boy base camp, a rousing cry of "can't we just fire that emo cocknugget? It's not like bass players are hard to find!" arises for the 200th day in a row...
By Wete Pentz, on May 29, 2008 10:40:43
lmao. what an asshole. im just glad he did us all a favor and covered his down syndrome sized head and face. ugh. and ashley, ashley! i can only mistake it as dumb youth (still luv ya tho :P) that you said hed be cute without the make up. yummy body?! he looks like a dwarf! and as for the penis thing- i dunno, dont care to :)
By ladyguitarstar, on May 29, 2008 10:47:14
And YOU thought they got married purely out of love hahahaha! Preacher Joe probably didn't want to advertise he had a .357 in his jacket in case Make Up Boy tried to ditch his tool of a fiancee. God knows a bastard baby in the family would bring shame on the Simpson name!!
By allforadeuce, on May 29, 2008 10:52:37
You know, even if that dude had fathered my baby, I wouldn't want to marry a guy who wears the same friggin jeans as I do.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 11:29:32
Will the baby come out with the new nose or the old one.....hmmmmmm!
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 11:37:15
Aw, ladyguitarstar, I lubs you too :p We'll just have to agree to disagree about Petey's aesthetic gifts (or lack thereof).
By Ashley, on May 29, 2008 11:38:30
She's really pregnant? What exciting news!
Somebody call 911 because I'm about to die from boredom.
I agree with ladyguitarstar. Ashley, I just shed a tear for you. Just come on home, babe. All will be forgiven.
By Santos, on May 29, 2008 12:11:13
I cant help it, she looks kinda cute. Now I have to chasten myself.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:26:22
God~~Jessica Simpson must REALLY want to shoot herself right now. Baby sister with less talent than her managed to get married AND get knocked up.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:32:33
I hate it when no talent attention whores pretend they don't want press. At least the paper plate looks a million times better then his face.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 14:09:37
my goodness can ya imagine the chin that child could inherit????
By ktty, on May 29, 2008 15:25:53
OMG ASHLEE AND PETE FOREVA!!!!!
/sarcasm
but i think he writes most of FOB's songs thus contributing greatly to their success so getting rid of him would be career suicide. moreso than a shotgun wedding/bastard baby/marriage to a fucking SIMPSON SISTER would.
*sigh* as long as he keeps her screech owl shit off the next album, i wish them...well, whatever positive things can come out of marrying into that godforsaken incest pool.
By ASHLEEANDPETEFOREVAOMGWTFBBQ~~~, on May 29, 2008 15:44:59
Really Ashley? The dude is 5'4".
By the way Pete, the mask, totally causing my little world to implode. You're such a rebel and free thinker. With you poorly drawn mask thing. I bet The Man is afraid.
By thebig28, on May 29, 2008 16:02:02
JUST LOSE THE FUCKING HI-TOPS ALREADY, GOD DAMN IT. IT'S ALL I ASK.
By Little Miss Sunshine., on May 29, 2008 16:14:03
Congrats to the couple.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 16:25:47
What does that say? "Your Fist Could Be Here"?
Well, alrighty then.
By Vigilante, on May 29, 2008 16:41:32
i'm looking forward to an uber-untalented child in the spotlight
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 16:49:12
Ugh, I was hoping it wasn't true. Like we need another stupid celebrity baby that everybody OBSESSES over even though it's just ANOTHER FUCKING BABY. Like we even need any more people in the world even.
I hate Asshole Simpson with a passion. She can't sing, she's dumb as shit, and ugly as fuck too. Why did she fix the schnozz but not the Cruella chin??? Pete has his own douchiness but whatever- he's hot. WAY too hot for that fug bitch. I never knew what he saw in her- a bleached blonde valley girl superficial no-talent no-personality Jessica-wannabe.
Oh well, lets just hope the baby gets HIS looks & not hers.
By kabuk1, on May 30, 2008 00:27:12
Hey, how did that new CD of yours work out?
By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 05:28:41
Gawd. I feel bad for the kid. With those two fugly posers as parents. Pete and his guyliner and Asslee and her fake nose. puke
By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 10:22:05
So is the baby gonna be born with a paper plate face?? that way at least someone can draw an attractive face to offset the ugly genes the poor thing inherited.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 10:49:02
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