35 Comments:

• She looks like a stripper who just got off a long shift at a low rent strip club. YUCK

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:27:30

• Looking healthier, but still smoking and still wearing those fugly boots. Can someone please steal them so they can be burned?

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:33:20

• In what ratty dive bar did she find that jean jacket? That's about as stylish as bell-bottoms with black army boots.

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on May 8, 2008 09:34:34

• I see she's back to wearing that thick black shit all over her sloping retard eyes again. She'll always be trash.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:35:02

• People should dangle those Starbucks Fraps in front of her to "trigger" her to go crazy again. She's more fun when she's off her meds.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:37:19

• She looks like a five dollar truckstop hooker.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:39:08

• I bet their dirty talk consists of K Fed reading the back of a Funyuns bag. "Oh Kevun! That wuz so hawt! Now read the cool ranch Doritos!"

  By Santos, on May 8, 2008 09:50:12

• Phone sex with Kevin Federline???
  
  Eeeewwww....
  
  

  By Vigilante, on May 8, 2008 09:54:15

• "I can see how this could take K-Fed a few hours. That new Paula Deen cookbook is pretty thick." Funny stuff! But why use K-Fed at all? Why not eliminate the middle man and have Paula Deen recite the cookbook to Britney in her annoying southern drawl? It would be sooo much more fun.

  By nanster, on May 8, 2008 10:26:40

• Bet you everything I own that he shoved a hoagie up her ass at some point.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 10:41:07

• Ewww.

  By thebig28, on May 8, 2008 11:20:54

• These two scumbags deserve each other.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 11:28:40

• I can see why he's still turned on by her. She's a fat dirty pig who abused and neglected their kids so much that the court had to step in and take away her custody rights. That is so sexy.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 11:31:13

• Phone sex....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  By BV, on May 8, 2008 11:34:37

• Please in the name of all that is Holy, stop it you miserable corksoakers.

  By Alexander Graham Bell, on May 8, 2008 11:37:52

• Didn't know monkeys can make phone calls.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 11:49:25

• Look at it this way, at least they won't have another kid...

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 12:06:05

• Why do her dumbass fans keep saying she looks healthier? Healthier? She still looks like shit and fucking bloated!

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 12:13:56

• He's not a fool if he's recording it.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 12:29:04

• nanster: Paula Deen's voice gives me the opposite of an orgasm. And I'm not even sure what that is....

  By M.S. Quaker, on May 8, 2008 12:43:37

• Paula Deen!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless!

  By Rachael Ray, on May 8, 2008 12:45:24

• Does anyone have anything for an up set stomach. just way to much info.

  By GDS, on May 8, 2008 13:01:02

• "...and I'm slowly pulling the cheeto back out...and licking it...mmmmmm"

  By Transcripts Available Upon Request, on May 8, 2008 13:25:31

• The bikini pic is kinda hot.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 15:31:37

• No matter what this braindead slut does ever again, she will always be remembered for her pantyless leg spread snatch flashing, her giving her gay husband a blowjob & grabbing his crotch in front of cameras, her shaving her head, her braindead aimless driving around, her dumbass british accent, her stealing, her driving drunk & getting into accidents, her ignoring her kids, her drinking until falling down, her taking drugs, her fake comeback tour where she gave 10 minute concerts, her nasty ass weave (it's been over a year since she shaved her head; dump the weave, dumbass), and any number of stupid, insipid, dumbass trailer trash behaviors & incidents. She'll always be the textbook mentally erratic stupid dumbass, no matter how much her publicity team demands everyone think that "she's doing so much better". Bullshit. The second her handler/daddy leaves, we'll be seeing her nasty snatch being photographed when she gets out of a car in a purposeful leg spread manner. What a slutty whore...

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 15:53:39

• oh fuck have them SPAY AND NEUTER those two no more kids coming out of nasty fuck hole just grab them of the streets and take themt o the hospital for that operation and do the same to Paris before she pops some spawn from her used up hole

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 16:52:55

• "I can see how this could take K-Fed a few hours. That new Paula Deen cookbook is pretty thick.
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  Holy shit, that's funny. Bwhahaha!

  By Jessica, on May 8, 2008 16:53:13

• Britney let that turd use her like an overcoat and she still comes back for more. Pathetic.

  By Chipper, on May 8, 2008 17:34:09

• He's no bigger a turd than most of his female gold-digger counterparts- you know, the majority of the women who inevitably file for the majority of all divorces.

  By caved1ver, on May 8, 2008 19:16:32

• "Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months"
  
  
  
  whoa. wait, that would mean she had the boys only 4 months apart?? That's not even biologically possible. Did i drink too much tonight, or is this just fucker up? Ok, going to bed. Trying to rework western mathematical principles.

  By Jordan Lake, on May 8, 2008 22:31:14

• "Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months"
  
  
  
  whoa. wait, that would mean she had the boys only 4 months apart?? That's not even biologically possible. Did i drink too much tonight, or is this just fucker up? Ok, going to bed. Trying to rework western mathematical principles.
  
  
  Gaaah you did drink too much. 2 could mean 2 years 11 months.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 08:30:17

• "Britney let that turd use her like an overcoat and she still comes back for more. Pathetic."
  
  By Chipper, on May 8, 2008 17:34:09
  
  No one ever accused Britney of being smart.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 09:04:14

• She has always, pre-shaved head incident, worn hair extensions. She always had shoulder length hair at most from what I remember, dunno why people ask why it's gonna change, she thinks it's 'sexy' to have long bleached hair. Or black hair. All depending on which personality is out I guess

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:23:57

• haha i just noticed this but seriously..thats definitely not a cigarette in his hand, its rolled too tight a the ends...not a bad joint though if i do say so myself

  By dj rambo, on May 9, 2008 21:49:29

• Why is her hair so greasy all the time?
  
  What a fat ass discusting pig she has turned out to be. Blah

  By Sadie, on May 12, 2008 08:36:03