She needs to buy her bathing suits from Lane Bryant with some serious spandex around the middle to hold in her gut - yeah, one of those "illusion suits" that would make her look slimmer.
She doesn't look that horrible. She's got an awesome tan. I could kick her ass back into shape in 4 weeks. Protein, no carbs and drinking water like it's going out of style. That'll take 20 pounds and all the bloat off in no time.
The chick who works across from me lost fifteen pounds and I'd now say she's now do-able. But she's not an international popstar with millions of dollars, a personal trainer, a dietitian and an assistant, she's just a fat bitch who works in my office.
In summery, Britney is running neck and neck with some random fat bitch.
Don't make excuses for this cunt. She's selfish and lazy and has no self control which is why she's fat when she's not starving herself or using meth and laxatives all day.
LOL and Britney's stupid fans were just saying last week how she "has her body back" because she's been working out so much. She looks worse than ever, sorry.
It's pseudocyesis (false pregnancy), linked to her sister's true pregnancy. What a psycho. We better get her on the show before the Springer folks get to her...
Worse than ever??? Please. You must be new to this site. She looks better than she has in almost 2 years. She certainly isn't in the shape she used to be when everyone wanted to bend her over, but for someone with two pregnancies, and at least two mental breakdowns under her belt, she's lookin pretty good. She has a little pudge and some unattractive cellulite, but she is hardly FAT. That's ridiculous.
"for someone with two pregnancies, and at least two mental breakdowns under her belt, she's lookin pretty good. She has a little pudge and some unattractive cellulite"
I'm sure weight gain is a side effect from at least one of the many medications she's taking. I don't care what she looks like as long as she continues to focus on her children.
Puhlease. She is 5' 2" or something like that and weighs about 150. There is no way anyone would hit on that if it was some "average" 25 year old. No way.
She ain't obese but she is DEFINITELY overweight. Look at her gut and her cellulite. She's a size 10 at least.
Where did these Britney fantards come from? Morons!
"as she continues to focus on her children" What? She's not focusing on her children! Her dad is in charge of living her life for her and forcing meds down her throat. If she wasn't in his jail right now she'd be fucking everyone and driving around L.A. high on speed again. She's on a beach in Costa Rica, she's not in parenting classes. Wake the fuck up.
The Sun clearly has a very different definition of all of those words, except maybe "in".
@ 12:25 - I agree. She doesn't give a damn about those kids, except when she has the urge to play dress-up with life-size dolls. People need to stop calling her a good mother. She became a mother for all the wrong reasons, and chances are that she won't want to live up to her responsibilities any time soon.
Mel Gibson makes freinds with various people in young Hollywood. Heath's death rocked him...felt like he probably could have done something about it, doesn't want to see something tragic happen to another one circling the drain that maybe he could have done something about...
The very last thing Britney needs is to be hanging out with a brainwashed egomaniac like Mel Gibson. For crying out loud, that man gets off on making torture-porn somehow "holy".
Mel Gibson is just trying to get her to convert to his extremist religion to make it more popular. He acts just like Tom Cruise. Mel should stop trying to save other people and save himself. He's a drunk and a philanderer.
She looks pregnant to me. Remember a couple of years ago (maybe last year...) when she was preggo with the second kid and everyone was saying she was just fat or that it was photoshop? She doesn't have "a bit of a gut", she's pregnant. Again.
good god people, you know you've seen WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY worse looking chicks in a bikini before! don't be a dick just cause you wish you had the dumb luck she had to strike it rich. i agree she's NUTS but come on!!
She looks pregnant, look at the rotund nature of her stomach. Aside from that, well, she could look like me from the back. I dont feel like being any more mean today so I have to go now.
While Britney may crazy, selfish, reckless, and whatever other negative descriptors you care to use...the fact remains she looks better in a bikini than I do.
Athina, I think she's got the protein thing covered from one end at least. Water and no carbs? Not so much.
And J-Bird...are you kidding? Think of where that thing has been and who's been in it. I'd rather lick a seat on a subway in New York than touch that. Yeesh.
Hey, its okay to be fat and at the beach. We fatties like the sun and sand too. The difference is, most of us are aware that we aren't skinny minnies, and don't pull on the string bikinis when we head to the shore. Cover up, girl!
I say she's pregnant again. If it was just fat on her belly, you would see rolls and/or dimples from the cellulite. Her stomach is way too rounded and firm-looking to be anything BUT pregnant.
honestly Yea she is big and has cellulite and she had 2 kids and she is psycho, she has mental problems!!...She could look good if she wanted EASILY....Basically she doesnt give a F&*K anymore!!
I think that she looks pregnant as well, her stomach is the only part of her that looks large, and just a little while ago, it looked really flat. Still, she needs to buy some one pieces, seriously.
75 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHer bikini days are so over.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:58:59
Those aren't curves, they're lumps, and Britney needs to buy a swimsuit that fits, a one-piece would be a good idea.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:01:57
I have been waiting for you to put these pics up since Saturday!! She is HUGE!!!!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:03:14
Adderall and laxatives, great big handfuls of both, stat.
By Bikini M.D., on May 19, 2008 11:06:03
She looks pretty good. If she was some anonymous 25-year-old girl, she'd be considered very attractive.
I guess what I'm trying to say is: stop being a bunch of lemmings.
By J-Bird, on May 19, 2008 11:07:01
She has bad hair extensions, bad skin, and she's too short to be that fat. She's only 5'2" so she looks a lot fatter than she is.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:09:31
She needs to buy her bathing suits from Lane Bryant with some serious spandex around the middle to hold in her gut - yeah, one of those "illusion suits" that would make her look slimmer.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:09:55
she looks teribble!! such a shame, she used to have an amazing body!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:10:23
Okay, I've taken a closer look at the pics and I see she does have a bit of a gut. Whatever, I'd still do some weird Law & Order SVU type shit to her.
By J-Bird, on May 19, 2008 11:10:32
I vote free-thinking, break-out man J-Bird for president in 2008!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:14:42
She has a bit of a gut like O.J. has a bit of a temper.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:16:32
Oh I LOVE those pictures of her riding a quad! The only way she'd look more redneck is chewing on a piece of straw and if the quad had a gun rack
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:17:56
Isn't a whale's blowhole usually on top of its head? Looks like there's something stuck in it too. George Costanza can get it out.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:18:11
I THINK SHE LOOKS PRETTY HOTT
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:18:20
Manatee Spears.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:25:41
She looks like a fat midget chick with Down Syndrome.
By Kelly Clarkson, on May 19, 2008 11:27:32
She doesn't look that horrible. She's got an awesome tan. I could kick her ass back into shape in 4 weeks. Protein, no carbs and drinking water like it's going out of style. That'll take 20 pounds and all the bloat off in no time.
By Athina, on May 19, 2008 11:35:11
She really needs to lose the hair extensions and do something to clear up that acne. YUCK
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:37:16
'close pal?' on what planet?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:37:31
Has Greenpeace been informed about this poor creature having washed ashore?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:41:50
The chick who works across from me lost fifteen pounds and I'd now say she's now do-able. But she's not an international popstar with millions of dollars, a personal trainer, a dietitian and an assistant, she's just a fat bitch who works in my office.
In summery, Britney is running neck and neck with some random fat bitch.
By thebig28, on May 19, 2008 11:49:13
Most of you people wished you looked like that. Jesus. *rolls eyes*
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:51:31
Don't make excuses for this cunt. She's selfish and lazy and has no self control which is why she's fat when she's not starving herself or using meth and laxatives all day.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:51:46
LOL and Britney's stupid fans were just saying last week how she "has her body back" because she's been working out so much. She looks worse than ever, sorry.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:53:14
She looks like she could be on defense in the NFL. I wonder if the Giants will draft her so they can win another super bowl this year.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:55:40
It's pseudocyesis (false pregnancy), linked to her sister's true pregnancy. What a psycho. We better get her on the show before the Springer folks get to her...
By Dr. Phil, on May 19, 2008 11:58:13
Worse than ever??? Please. You must be new to this site. She looks better than she has in almost 2 years. She certainly isn't in the shape she used to be when everyone wanted to bend her over, but for someone with two pregnancies, and at least two mental breakdowns under her belt, she's lookin pretty good. She has a little pudge and some unattractive cellulite, but she is hardly FAT. That's ridiculous.
By pervertedeeyore, on May 19, 2008 12:04:56
An unfit mother who's not even allowed to have custody of her kids on vacation in Costa Rica. What a beautiful picture.
By i hate this pig, on May 19, 2008 12:06:38
"for someone with two pregnancies, and at least two mental breakdowns under her belt, she's lookin pretty good. She has a little pudge and some unattractive cellulite"
Stop, you're making me hard.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:07:27
She looks Pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:08:26
Gut-ney
Fat-ney
Unfit-ney
Shit-ney
Butt-ney
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:11:58
Damn those are some cankles. Her calves are thicker than my thighs.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:12:30
I'm sure weight gain is a side effect from at least one of the many medications she's taking. I don't care what she looks like as long as she continues to focus on her children.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:16:26
It is nice to see her smiling.
Most people look worse in a bikini. She looks better than i thought.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:19:52
Puhlease. She is 5' 2" or something like that and weighs about 150. There is no way anyone would hit on that if it was some "average" 25 year old. No way.
She ain't obese but she is DEFINITELY overweight. Look at her gut and her cellulite. She's a size 10 at least.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:23:03
Where did these Britney fantards come from? Morons!
"as she continues to focus on her children" What? She's not focusing on her children! Her dad is in charge of living her life for her and forcing meds down her throat. If she wasn't in his jail right now she'd be fucking everyone and driving around L.A. high on speed again. She's on a beach in Costa Rica, she's not in parenting classes. Wake the fuck up.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:25:27
"Curvy Britney sizzles in surf"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1180805.ece
The Sun clearly has a very different definition of all of those words, except maybe "in".
@ 12:25 - I agree. She doesn't give a damn about those kids, except when she has the urge to play dress-up with life-size dolls. People need to stop calling her a good mother. She became a mother for all the wrong reasons, and chances are that she won't want to live up to her responsibilities any time soon.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:38:59
After seeing those pics, there are two conclusions:
1)So much for debunking those pregnancy rumors, and
2)I don't feel so bad about me weight anymore.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:02:17
Mel Gibson makes freinds with various people in young Hollywood. Heath's death rocked him...felt like he probably could have done something about it, doesn't want to see something tragic happen to another one circling the drain that maybe he could have done something about...
By The Kath, on May 19, 2008 13:27:26
Are you sure she's not pregnant?
Oh, wait... fat roles, I see 'em now.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:40:41
She must be thanking god that her kids arnt there to spoil her fun.....
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:42:01
The very last thing Britney needs is to be hanging out with a brainwashed egomaniac like Mel Gibson. For crying out loud, that man gets off on making torture-porn somehow "holy".
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:53:44
Mel Gibson is just trying to get her to convert to his extremist religion to make it more popular. He acts just like Tom Cruise. Mel should stop trying to save other people and save himself. He's a drunk and a philanderer.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:56:53
She must be thanking god that her kids arnt there to spoil her fun.....
That comment wins the thread. She would have nannies with her since she doesn't know how to parent though.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:00:44
Nessie?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:11:06
Is she still in Costa Rica?
The streets of L.A. sigh in relief...
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:42:59
you can all argue on if she is fat or not or a good mother (ha) or not but you can't argue with that receding hairline that she has going on. ridic
also, it's cute that she tries to suck it in while walking with her "male companion"
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:48:05
She looks pregnant to me. Remember a couple of years ago (maybe last year...) when she was preggo with the second kid and everyone was saying she was just fat or that it was photoshop? She doesn't have "a bit of a gut", she's pregnant. Again.
By Alicia, on May 19, 2008 15:15:40
good god people, you know you've seen WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY worse looking chicks in a bikini before! don't be a dick just cause you wish you had the dumb luck she had to strike it rich. i agree she's NUTS but come on!!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 15:22:46
She looks pregnant, look at the rotund nature of her stomach. Aside from that, well, she could look like me from the back. I dont feel like being any more mean today so I have to go now.
By Grace Yip, on May 19, 2008 15:31:14
I'd hit it doggy style...
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 15:41:44
She's teh flabness.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 16:13:14
While Britney may crazy, selfish, reckless, and whatever other negative descriptors you care to use...the fact remains she looks better in a bikini than I do.
...so yeah, I still hate her.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 16:32:58
"That comment wins the thread."
It wasn't even top 10. Your comment judging privelages are hereby stripped.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 16:41:44
Athina, I think she's got the protein thing covered from one end at least. Water and no carbs? Not so much.
And J-Bird...are you kidding? Think of where that thing has been and who's been in it. I'd rather lick a seat on a subway in New York than touch that. Yeesh.
Standards, honey. Standards.
By Vigilante, on May 19, 2008 16:50:34
11:07:01 - QUIT DRINKING THE KOOL-AID!
She is fat and scarred up and cheezy and gross.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 17:24:41
Hey, its okay to be fat and at the beach. We fatties like the sun and sand too. The difference is, most of us are aware that we aren't skinny minnies, and don't pull on the string bikinis when we head to the shore. Cover up, girl!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 17:27:21
Someone should call the local authorities and let them know some human waste just washed ashore.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 17:44:48
Passion of christ & passion of the stubbly vagina public photographic mental breakdown. Somehow they they fit. Both are a bit insane, no?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 17:53:20
The whale commentary on this was funny. Thanks for the laugh.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 21:55:27
I'd screw her chubby ass to death...
By Lithium, on May 19, 2008 23:10:01
She is F A T -geez. fatfatfat a big fat fatty
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 23:48:16
I say she's pregnant again. If it was just fat on her belly, you would see rolls and/or dimples from the cellulite. Her stomach is way too rounded and firm-looking to be anything BUT pregnant.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 04:50:39
So that's where the ho is.
By Cap't. Ahab, on May 20, 2008 06:12:13
y would she do such a thing is my home country! freaking whale!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 10:25:25
Nice flabby ass, stomach and thighs. Toss that whale back in the water.
By Chipper, on May 20, 2008 12:54:38
IM NOT BEING MEAN BUT She looks Pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!
By GLORIA, on May 20, 2008 13:22:42
She is a disgrace. Short chunky little fart.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 15:26:05
To those who says that she is pregnant,I wouldn't be surprised to hear that she's pregnant too. She's carrying her weight like a pregnant chick.
By brandy, on May 20, 2008 16:02:46
I say J-bird is desperate. And yeah, she's preggers alright!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 16:27:41
With all that exercise how can she not lose weight.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 18:31:48
She's even sucking it in.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 19:49:33
She's a size 10 at least.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:23:03
its ppl like you that cause eating disorders, and no, you didnt strike a nerve, im not a 10. i have 9 % body fat and its all in my boobs ;)
By ladyguitarstar, on May 22, 2008 14:04:06
honestly Yea she is big and has cellulite and she had 2 kids and she is psycho, she has mental problems!!...She could look good if she wanted EASILY....Basically she doesnt give a F&*K anymore!!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:07:35
I think that she looks pregnant as well, her stomach is the only part of her that looks large, and just a little while ago, it looked really flat. Still, she needs to buy some one pieces, seriously.
By anonymous, on May 27, 2008 06:51:40
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