23 Comments:

• She's going to be on the business end of some road rage one of these days and when she gets beaten down in the middle of the street I will laugh, and laugh...

  By skeeter, on May 14, 2008 09:24:44

• I'd kick her fat ass then sue her insurance company for millions. Nobody should insure this menace.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 09:27:15

• Legally, she's not allowed to make her own decisions or have custody of her own children, yet she's allowed to pilot a two thousand pound chunk of burning metal down the freeway. She will kill somebody, it's just a matter of time. Bitch needs to be put in a strait-jacket and locked in a rubber room for good.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 09:27:46

• It was the black ice.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 09:30:24

• Can anyone tell me if it's legal to run over paparazzi? I'm moving to L.A. in six months and if I'm ever stuck at a light because a pack of those illegal immigrant assholes are swarming some celebrity I'm just going to rev the gas, throw it in gear, close my eyes and let the Baby Jesus sort it all out. Fucking assholes...

  By And Fuck Victoria Beckham..., on May 14, 2008 09:31:48

• Oh, anon 09:27:46, bravo! (I use much the same line in re: parenting, driving, handgun-owning and waffle-making. You're *damn right* that last one requires a license. Mrs. Butterworth doesn't fuck around.

  By lickingtoad, on May 14, 2008 09:44:00

• @ "Fuck Victoria Beckham" you shouldn't blame the paparazzi. You should blame Britney who calls them and has them follow her around. Maybe if she stayed home or got the fuck out of L.A. the paparazzi would be out of work and would get deported.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 09:50:47

• SHE IS SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT

  By THE PUNISHER, on May 14, 2008 09:54:23

• LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

  By the leave britney alone guy, on May 14, 2008 10:08:26

• Lol. Loved the car behind her laying on the horn.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 10:24:57

• Maybe she was digging something out of her ass and her foot slipped from the brake to the gas peddle?

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 10:28:28

• What's this the 19th time? Get a driver bitch~!

  By Chris Cocker, on May 14, 2008 12:01:50

• What are the LA courts thinking, anyway? Who has to pull her over before she gets some actual consequences?

  By oakling, on May 14, 2008 12:15:53

• I love her.I want to be her man whore

  By madmike, on May 14, 2008 12:20:16

• Did she stay in the car coz she didn't want to prove to the waitin paps shes pregnant again, or coz the drugs made her stoic?

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 14:13:01

• Very good point, anon 14:13. I'm no doctor by any means, but there are some drugs out there used to treat mental illness that'll make you loopy as a shithouse rat after you take them. I say make her pee in a cup or blow into a breathalyzer before her ass gets on the road. Or she should do what Chris Cocker suggested~~get a driver!!!

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 15:29:35

• "What's this the 19th time? Get a driver bitch~!"
  
  By Chris Cocker, on May 14, 2008 12:01:50
  
  I agree. What ever happened to Adnon anyway?

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 15:41:14

• It's whiplash, bitch.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 15:59:00

• This cunt never wears a seatbelt and gets in car accidents all the time, but she's not dead yet. I don't understand it.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 16:08:52

• She's been lucky thus far not getting into a wreck with her kids in the car. Her driving record alone speaks volumes as to why she should not get her kids back.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 20:41:33

• One day she will hit the wrong person and despite her celebrity they are going to give this ugly bitch a serious thrashing. Where was her stupid ass parents,and why did they allow HER to drive at night! OOOOOOOOOOh, this is THE ONLY TALENT THAT SHITNEY HAS LEFT, TO REAR END CARS AND STOP ON THE FREEWAY AND APPLY MAKEUP. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE CONFINE THIS MESS TO THE NEAREST SANITARIUM!

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 06:41:40

• Take the car and her license away don't ever let that crazy bitch drive damn it WTF is wrong with the law in California wake up assholes the bitch is dangerous to other people keep her away from the roads

  By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:06:07

• Can someone under guardianship even keep their drivers license?

  By kacky, on May 15, 2008 10:45:17