77 Comments:

• jesus christ this bitch needs to be spayed.

  By ladyguitarstar, on May 29, 2008 11:11:07

• Pic #4 - holy shit! Her skin gives off more shine than that ugly ass dress. Add in the retard eyes with mouth hanging open, bird nest weave, saggy tits, gunt... damn.
  
  Here's your comeback, fantards!

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 11:16:51

• Why does she blot her lipstick with her arm? Can't she afford tissue? She should at least use her dress. Her clothes always look like they came out of the hamper anyway.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 11:18:51

• They're real, and they're not spectacular.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 11:24:01

• i knocked dat thang up!

  By mr. pee pee pants, on May 29, 2008 11:28:58

• GAH! She is hideous. She makes my stomach turn.

  By Albatross, on May 29, 2008 11:31:08

• I still think that's bloat from the meds she's supposedly on. She's blown up too quickly for it to be pregnancy. Plus, I don't know what her diet's like but that probably isn't helping either.
  
  She could look so decent--maybe even pretty, extra weight and all--if she just put in some effort. Girl to girl, we all get lazy sometimes, but if I were half as rich and famous as her I wouldn't be caught dead looking like less than a million bucks.

  By Ashley, on May 29, 2008 11:33:28

• she's pregnant or she swallowed a baby! hahahahahhaha
  BEST!

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 11:40:12

• Yeah...empire waist dresses were not meant for fat chicks.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 11:47:49

• Judging from the look of anguish on her face the meeting must NOT have gone well. There is a look of torment in her eyes. You can just imagine her meeting with promoters in this outfit, with the dirty barefeet and flip flops, stringy unwashed hair and her makeup all smeared trying to convince them that she is "totally back". All I have is pity now, she might finally realize that she is truly finished in the entertainment world.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 11:51:46

• That handbag is horrible.
  And I'm guessing it's full of tacos and donuts.

  By Enough Already, on May 29, 2008 11:53:07

• I don't think there is anything to make this bitch look good. Just a sloppy looking, poor excuse for a member of the female species.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:03:53

• Even when Brit is thin, she still looks pudgy and sloppy. What gives? Her boobs are so sad, nipples pointing towards the ground all the time. Watch out, Brit's knuckles are huge! She should become a female wrestler or boxer - or whatever that twat Tanya Harding did.....

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:15:08

• I have very little to say about this and none of it is good.
  Hey Todd, if someone ever asks me what I think of Britney I'm just going to refer them to you because you seem to get it right every time!

  By Santos, on May 29, 2008 12:15:31

• She's looks insanely horrible. I mean, seriously, fucking HOMELESS people look better than this. How the hell is it even possible to look so bad? I couldn't even if I really tried. Christ almighty!

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:19:29

• Egads.
  
  Her boobs scare me.
  
  and I'm a 41 year old mother of 2.

  By JMR, on May 29, 2008 12:20:25

• Why would anyone hire her to do anything? She has no discernible talent that doesn't involve producing offspring, and the hottness ship has long since sailed.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:21:01

• Have anyone noticed that from week to week Britney seems to bloat up and then slim back down somewhat? What's up with that?

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:24:33

• Try to catch me fat and floppy, try to catch me fat and floppy...
  
  

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:30:56

• still would

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:41:24

• Jamie needs to have his pay docked for dereliction of duty. Part of his 10k a month salary is supposed to ensure that his oh so talented offspring wears undergarments. He has failed himself, his mess of a daughter and the whole world AGAIN.
  To be fair to Brit, she's so medicated nowadays that she probably doesn't know where she is or what year this is, let alone whether or not she's properly attired.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:50:22

• shouldnt her real hair have grown out by now? why the eff is she still using trashy extensions?

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 12:52:47

• WoW, could she look anymore hideous?!?! Is she on meth again??? She's waaaay shiny

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 13:05:32

• You know what disgusts me even more than the 2 chins, the horrible weave, the grease stains and the saggy tits? The constant cluster of pimple scabs by her mouth. Those disgust me more than any other part of her does. If those were gone she would still look bad, but slightly less greasy. Ewwgh.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 13:16:59

• This is great!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I am (and have been for a couple years now) hotter than britney spears. People are delusional if they think Justin will ever get back with this greasy pig.

  By The Kath, on May 29, 2008 13:24:14

• NOT PREGNANT retards she's retaining grease!
  Which doesn't preclude a comeback of any sorts. 11:16 a-non-a-mouse!
  
  Hehehehehehehe
  
  

  By LiverpoolLadiesLeague, on May 29, 2008 13:39:06

• If I had her money, I'd hire several of the hottest trainers money could buy and work 4 hours per day. One should never underestimate the power of a woman's presence when it comes to motivation.

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on May 29, 2008 13:39:26

• They're real, and they're not spectacular.
  
  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 11:24:01
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  That's the funniest thing I've read all week, kudos.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 13:40:59

• Hmm. She is looking fairly plobby here.
  
  No big deal. I'd simply change our bedtime strategy a bit. I wouldn't let her be on top.

  By J-Bird, on May 29, 2008 13:41:25

• Yes sir, nothing quite so sexy on a girl as droopy tits and a gut. There's nothing quite like having to climb over a big ol' belly to reach down below a girl's arm pits to play with her squishy tits.
  
  

  By thebig28, on May 29, 2008 13:42:40

• really...an under armor headband?

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 13:54:00

• She is stupid enough to get pregnant again. I wish the press would pay less attention to this lip synching, worthless attention whore.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 14:07:04

• DUH! What else is new? he he he

  By Stinker, on May 29, 2008 14:25:59

• No, she's not pregnant. She lacks the pregnancy boobs. That belly she's got - if she were pg - would mean she would be 3 or 4 months along. And at that point already, your boobs are getting big, the body is preparing for breastfeeding. (See: Christina Aguilera)
  So in sum, its just plain old diet of Cheetos and anti-psych meds you see there.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 14:30:14

• One of the saddest things are her delusional fans, who continue to scream about how good she looks, and she's making this amazing comeback, and all her problems are everyone's fault but hers, and on and on and on. They cling to a fantasy that is never going to be realized, and call anyone who disagrees with them "haters".

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 15:01:35

• One day she looks decent and doable and then the next, I'd rather eat hot vomit. I'm so confused....

  By Mike , on May 29, 2008 15:16:11

• Agree, 14:30. Her boobs would be catching up with her belly. She's just plain 'ol fat.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 15:20:48

• Either she's pregnant or shes eating A LOT OF BIG MACS AND THOSE STUPID STARBUCKS COOLATA THING SHE ALWAYS EATS. I think shes pregnant

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 15:31:34

• lol, todd.
  
  why IS britney so sexy? oh that eternal question...
  
  I believe her beauty is so beyond our spectrum of aesthetic appreciation that to our infantile eyes she looks like a greasy, puffy, rode-hard Wal-Mart employee off the graveyard shift that just spent her last foodstamps on a box of Steak-ums and bottle of Boone's Farm.

  By orly?yarly., on May 29, 2008 15:50:00

• Can you imagine if it's Mel Gibson's baby?

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 16:07:45

• nah not pregnant. just hygienically and fashionably challenged. and covered in grease. thats all

  By desaudia, on May 29, 2008 16:52:55

• I still don't believe she's preggers. She was and then she wasn't then she was again. She's shown fat and bloated and then obviously not pregnant in a bikini and then fat again.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 17:10:45

• Who is the hot bald guy behind her? I would hit that.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 17:20:19

• She looks miserable, and I don't just mean aesthetically. Britney Spears is THE poster child for just how bad drugs will ruin your life.
  

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 18:50:42

• Those type of dresses and tops make even the skinniest girl look bigger than she is. I'm all for bagging on Britney when necessary but appearances can be deceiving.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 18:58:16

• That's how she goes dressed to (what I assume is) an important meeting? Yeah, that comeback is any day now. Hey, wait a flock of pigs just flew over my house!

  By Willa Dodge, on May 29, 2008 19:08:15

• I just think of she would have bought this dress in her size and yeah, wore a correct sized bra, it might have worked. Pappa Spears need to get her in to JC Penny for a bra clnic! I don't know if many people can pull of this colour either though. I wouldn't wear it in a million years!

  By Fufeu, on May 29, 2008 19:32:41

• "Who is the hot bald guy behind her? I would hit that."
  
  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 17:20:19
  
  That would be her booty guard.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 19:36:33

• Wring that skank out and I could get enough grease to run my diesel Jetta for a year. Sweet Raptor Jeesus, the tailpipe emissions would smell like cigarettes, Vagisil, and KFC.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 19:45:25

• ^ true that.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 20:29:11

• What a disgusting FAT PIG. Damn; with that nasty ass weave, no makeup, porky buddha belly, fat calves & ankles, she looks like she's been fucked by a football team for 4 months straight. Come to think of it, maybe that's why this trailer park slut is bearing kids again...
  
  Look at those pictures; would you fuck that? Not me; not by a long shot...

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 20:34:34

• Oh my God...I am currently wearing the same headband as her.
  
  But then again, I just got back to the GYM, somewhere she obviously hasn't been in a while. That's ok, right?

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 20:39:14

• She wouldn't look half as bad -- even chubby and ill-clad -- if she didn't look so greasy and yucky. I cannot bear to go more than two days without a shower, even when I have flu, so why can't this pig manage to soap and rinse every now and then?

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 21:59:37

• So sloppy looking, this chick. I would -not- hit it. :-( Britney go home! :-(

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 22:38:53

• You can almost hear her thinking as she got dressed for this meeting.
  
  "Ooooh, I's be sex-ay. I's gonna wows them thar exec-u-tives. Lez see, I's a gonna wear that thar purpley silk thingy. They's gonna all be guys, so I's be wearin' no bra, 'cause guys be slobberin' all over ma titties. Ma legs be HAWT, so I's no needin' ta wear shoes. Yeah, dat workes. Oooooh, I be's Sex-ay...."
  
  Talk about delusional. Couldn't the fat ass buddha belly bother to wear normal clothes to a meeting? Jesus, she obviously still thinks that everyone fawns over her, and she doesn't need to bother to dress appropriately for a meeting. You can almost hear her thinking that "I'm Britney Spears; rules don't apply to me!".
  
  What a stupid dumbass...

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 23:00:43

• oh shit not again lets hope she is just fat from all that taco bell and sodas ,and not that she is preggers but damn she looks like a full garbage bag , guess the gym din't work for her

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 23:50:26

• Dump! Dump! Aww, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
  Poop! Urp! Aww, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
  *Phloop* I think I done did it again,
  Done made you believe
  that we'ze gun' be frends...

  By Britley Spears, on May 30, 2008 00:00:45

• just the idea that shes preggerz with that dirtbag paps baby is just too fuckin hilarious to be real. and the fact that shes kept by her parents as if shes 15 (and paying them) is just the ultimate almighty LOL.

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 00:48:05

• What a disgusting FAT PIG. Damn; with that nasty ass weave, no makeup, porky buddha belly, fat calves & ankles, she looks like she's been fucked by a football team for 4 months straight. Come to think of it, maybe that's why this trailer park slut is bearing kids again...
  
  Look at those pictures; would you fuck that? Not me; not by a long shot...
  
  By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 20:34:34
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  Definitely agreed. What's funny is, I'm sure she thinks she looks good. She showed up to this all-important meeting with studio suits, sporting a slutty trailer park purple silk top with no bra (so her floppy dried up tits could easily be seen), also showing off her fat gut & fat thighs. Is this supposed to make the studio suits get excited to put her in a series? I think she's starting to spiral down again; maybe she flashed her twat at the suits, and they not only refused to fuck her, but they kicked her out; that would explain why she looks so sad.
  
  Nice disgusting weave, by the way. Any of the "brinney's doing so good!" losers are ignoring how incredibly nasty her fake hair looks. It's been over a year since she shaved her head; why does she still wear a weave? Is fattie "brinney" going bald?

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 01:16:40

• Who would have guessed when she was doing her little virgin act in the early days how things would have turned out?
  
  White trash at it's worst. She does the south proud.

  By Donkey Punch, on May 30, 2008 02:17:06

• if she is pregnant -- and it is possible -- who would be the daddy? a bodyguard? her agent? the counter guy at Starbucks?
  
  and how can anyone who cares for this woman allow her to leave the house looking like this? i suspect that no-one would, which speaks to a wilfulness in her character that no amount of high-priced babysitting can tame.

  By tennischick, on May 30, 2008 04:42:31

• That chick ain't pregnant. That's all fat gut! She's just had her daily supply of Starbucks coffee, Taco Bell and a mouthful of jizz from some back alley paparazzo.

  By Joli-Pitt, on May 30, 2008 04:58:38

• I'm twice her age and look better than her. It's a wonderful day and it's wonderful to be alive. Thank you, Britney, you are a treasure.

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 06:19:20

• "just spent her last foodstamps on a box of Steak-ums and bottle of Boone's Farm."
  
  Country Kwencher, no doubt.......
  

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 06:45:37

• There is your #19 on Maxim's top 100.... Freaking tools. She couldn't make the top 20 at my Grandma's retirement home. I'm not a Britney hater, but wtf.....

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 07:15:05

• Big Butter Woman, I love you!

  By the phantom, on May 30, 2008 07:33:55

• The worst thing is, she probably thinks she looks great. No wait, the worst thing is, compared to recent history she does look great. Eeesh.

  By Staci, on May 30, 2008 08:00:48

• What an ugly beast she is. Shitney has the ugliest tits ever! EVER.

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 08:38:16

• She should at least put on a bra and some Spanx underwear...

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 08:43:36

• So...am I to assume that you guys don't like her?

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 08:54:57

• "I'm twice her age and look better than her."
  
  No offense, but whenever a 50-year-old woman touts her hotness on the internet without pics, it's usually a perverse lie.
  
  I guess what I'm saying is: provide pics.

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 09:33:14

• By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 09:33:14
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  A dry turd looks better than Shitney; so I believe the woman.
  Die Shitney fan.

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 10:37:43

• "I'm twice her age and look better than her. It's a wonderful day and it's wonderful to be alive. Thank you, Britney, you are a treasure."
  
  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 06:19:20
  
  Sharon Stone is that you?

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 12:24:53

• Stop putting up ugly bitches on this site ! I work with ugly bitches,let me a least have pics of some pretty ones!

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 14:08:23

• Hmmm.... She turns up pregnant after her shady ex-con redneck father starts "monitoring" her behavior eh? This is just TOO good, christmas is coming early this year y'all! Britney is going to give birth to an inbred baby.
  

  By GgirlNyc, on May 30, 2008 23:56:17

• she has to be pregnant because her body doesnt look like the person whos fat it looks like a baby bump
  
  as for the rest even over weight can look sexy and pretty and fashionable she looks like she hasnt showered in 20 days ,,, all her clothes are too tiny for her and she looks so unhappy
  
  LOLA

  By LOLA, on May 31, 2008 12:42:50

• Would it kill this girl to get a good bra? I could care less about tummy pooches or fat thighs on anyone b/c those things can be semi hard to get rid of...but for $40 at Victoria's Secret...she can afford a bra!!!

  By Jessi, on June 1, 2008 13:34:33