Britney Spears is Pregnant, or Just Fat

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  1. I could care less about what she looks like... her bodyguard is HOT!

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:29:05

  2. My vote is for fat!
    Mainly because I think most men out there just aren't that pathetic that they would fuck her..therefore not getting her pregnant.
    I'd like to think so at least..

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:29:41

  3. Seriously, the creator of Uggs boots needs to be shot on sight. With all that money and she can't afford a pair of Nike's???

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:30:41

  4. Her bodyguard has the face of a turtle.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:31:18

  5. How the hell can she out of those fried chicken grease smeared sunglasses?

    By don'tberedurkulous, on May 15, 2008 10:32:45

  6. She can't let Jamie Lynn have the spotlight for 5 minutes? Britney HAS to have the attention all the time.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:35:29

  7. 10:29:05 Her bodyguard is hot...are you kidding?

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:42:29

  8. It's hilarious too because so many Shitney fans are claiming she looks great after her appearance on that sitcom. I'm going to go ahead and say this is the worst she's ever looked, and that's saying a lot, obviously.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:43:18

  9. My vote is not pregnant. The bipolar medication is not helping the figure. But it doesn't matter, her career is toast anyway, no matter how thin she manages to get. The important thing is to preserve the principal. She has brought two children into the world and should be held responsible for financially supporting them. If that means she has to take medication that makes her gain weight, I don't care. Given the gene pool of those two kids they are going need every cent.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:44:05

  10. spears' facial and skin treatments include male prostitute semen and movie theater popcorn butter. she rubs the concoction on her face and then goes to sleep. she sleeps 14 hours a day.

    By i don't like you in any way, on May 15, 2008 10:45:42

  11. People need to remember that she is bi-polar. Practically ALL of the meds given for that disorder can and do pack the weight on. That's the reason so many bi-polar's stop taking their meds. Some meds have been known to pack 100 lbs on a person.

    By LRM, on May 15, 2008 10:52:54

  12. can we just bump the megan fox post so we can get this travesty off the main page?

    By nicole richie, on May 15, 2008 10:54:46

  13. Oh no please tell me Mel Gibson isn't the baby's daddy.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:56:38

  14. Well, if you say so. But impregnated by whom? ick.

    By Grace Yip, on May 15, 2008 10:57:04

  15. The bodyguard looks a lot like John Mark Karr

    By Toot Toot I'm A Fruit, on May 15, 2008 11:02:11

  16. To answer TODD's question, I'm going to pick "C": Both.

    I wonder if that dumb bitch can go for one whole hour without doing something white trash?

    By thebig28, on May 15, 2008 11:02:57

  17. ^ Sorry, JENNY's question.

    By thebig28, on May 15, 2008 11:03:38

  18. If she's pregnant and smoking, she should be shot.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:08:53

  19. So I guess she packed her travelin' zits.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:11:40

  20. If she's pregnant, then I certainly hope this trip to Costa Rica is for a hush-hush abortion. Shit, even as religious as Mel Gibson is, I'm sure he'd be right there on the bandwagon, urging Shitstain onwards with the abortion. This bitch already has two FAS-afflicted, drooling, inbred tards, she certainly does not need to pop out any more. Fecund bitch makes me sick. She's like a dog in heat. Oh, and i hope the plane crashes (but Mel survives, I actually like him....for some reason).

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:38:34

  21. Brit brit smoking while pregnant is the least harmful thing she'll do to her poor kids during the course of their life. so sad but very true.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:51:45

  22. Kill it before it breeds.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 12:11:21

  23. 11:08 beat me to it. I was wondering when someone would bring up the fact that she's smoking. I doubt she'd stoop that low to smoke while preggers, but you never know.
    I think she's just fat and not doing a great job of hiding it. She always gains weight in her belly and face first.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 12:15:33

  24. Maybe it's immaculate conception and she is going to give birth to the baby Jesus. Jesus Garcia that is.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 12:16:34

  25. Is that her bodyguard or just her current cock-in-a-box?

    By Cock in boxers, on May 15, 2008 12:35:28

  26. "If she's pregnant and smoking, she should be shot."

    Not so. More stillbirths/miscarriages are good for the country. Less strain on our civil services and utilities, healthcare, ect. I fully endorse Brit-Brit doing whatever the fuck she wants while pregnant, and I encourage all pregnant women to smoke crack and drink absynthe, especially if you live in Republican states. Crack 'n 'synthe is good for your fetus!

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 12:48:12

  27. She's a fat, disgusting looking pig. Britney? No, try "FATney". She's no longer the virginal teen princess with beautiful face, hot curves & nice hair; she now looks like a 40 year old middle aged housewife who's pushed out 2.3 kids, and has never lost the baby weight. Just NASTY...

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 12:49:05

  28. She just wants everyone to think she's pregnant so people will still talk about her, remember she's "bipolar". Plus she probably thinks this will make her get on the new Ashton Kutcher show.
    It's sad that she's taking all the sun shine away from her knocked up 17 year old sister.

    By gay drag, on May 15, 2008 13:53:22

  29. Except for the fact that there would be a baby involved, I hope she's totally PG.

    By Angry Bob, on May 15, 2008 14:01:16

  30. the transformation is complete. Britney is now indistinguishable from rosie o'donnell

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 14:06:29

  31. It almost looks as though she is pretending to be pregnant, the way she's "hiding" behind bags and hoodies et al. (A clever strategy popularized by the not-pregnant barren Avril Lavigne and her sterile husband.) No, this is the kind of woman who would flaunt a pregnancy, especially for the purposes of upstaging her impossibly pathetic sister, Skank Jr., who couldn't even wait until she'd already become a pop sensation before fucking up her life and that of her impending spawn. Spawn of Skank. That is what I will call it when it emerges, squalling and saying bad words to the obstetrician.

    No, I'm not seeing pregnancy breastage here, just a fat gut and legs and face. I saw other photos of her (probably here) where she had fat up high on her abdomen. That's not where pregnancy weight starts, or even ends up a lot of the time. And fat in the face? Cheeks and jaw only, not everywhere. Not yet, anyway. To her, having the public believing she is pregnant, and not married or even in a solid relationship, and smoking and eating junk food, is infinitely preferable to everybody knowing she's a fatass. Them's some family values, allreet.

    Also, there ARE a few drugs for bipolar disorder that do not cause weight gain, so it looks like what she's on are anti-psychotics. (A wise choice.) Those puppies would make Amy Winehouse a 300-lb. diabetic inside of three weeks.

    Now if we can just find her an Ugg jumpsuit complete with a hood and face mask.

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 15, 2008 14:26:50

  32. what is it with wearing fur-lined uggs in SoCal? Is it a crystal meth thing, like her feet are always cold? It's like the '70s-era junkies sitting on subway platforms in the middle of the summer in NY shivering and rubbing their hands together.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 14:28:24

  33. 12:16, you mean virgin birth (Jesus). Mary is the Immaculate Conception.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 14:37:39

  34. 12:16:34 - I think u mean Jesus Ghalib...
    Further proof that we need a board that licenses people to procreate...there's gotta be something in the water or some kinda Midwich Cuckoo thing going on with this celeb baby boom...

    By Miss Eva Ernst, on May 15, 2008 14:38:26

  35. Her hairline looks like it receded about another half inch at least.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 14:43:13

  36. LMFAO @ "Toot-Toot."

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 14:54:44

  37. Bodyguard looks like a mongoloid.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:22:48

  38. well you know if you were a publcist you would respond by saying" she is emphatically not pregnant. Unfortunately unflattering photos are circulating. She is working out and the thinnest she has ever been. A size zero is loose on her"

    By desaud, on May 15, 2008 17:17:03

  39. She's totally preggers. Well, she is now, anyways. The bodyguard dude slipped it to her in pic 4.

    Can't believe you guys missed that.

    By Vigilante, on May 15, 2008 17:17:05

  40. Who knew that Mel Gibson was a Mexican abortionist?

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:26:45

  41. Well, it certainly would be more interesting if she is preggers, but that would mean a guy would have to be involved; considering her weathered vagina and methed out facial skin, not to mention the saggy boobs and especially her financial situation which is beginning to resemble the US economy (spend far more than earned aka debt), I can pretty much safely *today* Britney's problem is all that fast-food junk she stuffed her face with for the last 3 years is coming back to haunt her. Must be Karma...

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 19:06:12

  42. She's pregnant with a giant turd. Mental health drugs are notorious for causing constipation.

    By Just thought you should know, on May 15, 2008 19:33:09

  43. Awwww, Shitney. You are SO considerate to be smoking Marlboro LIGHTS for your baby. WHO says you don't care???

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 20:10:32

  44. Remember Adnan giving the series of interviews in which he said straight out that she "desperately" wanted to have his baby? She was STILL seeing him during and AFTER the interviews aired so I believe it was true what he said. Otherwise she would have probably publicly negated his statement, but there it was for the whole world to witness that SHE WANTED TO GET PREGNANT. She got her wish. It will be interesting to see what happens when the kid is born, will Adnan reappear or what? Maybe then we'll get some REAL dirt on what this crazy crackheaded ho is all about when the custody battle ensues, unless he accepts a cash settlement. This washed up swamp whore STILL has crazy funds and doesn't have to work another day in her life, even though she deserves to be a broke ass trailor 'tute.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 20:15:02

  45. This hoe isn't pregnant she's just jealous of Jamie Lynn's attention. She's ridiculous!

    PS Brit- get rid of the whorestick- fire engine red DOES NOT suit you well... yuck.

    By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 21:15:16

  46. ahahaha! shes totally pregnant.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 00:30:39

  47. To those that constantly remind us that she's bipolar, so what! It was probably caused by her drug abuse, and if not caused by it, definitely made worse!

    So she deserves everything that's happening to her!

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 01:02:58

  48. Her legs are huge -- I wish I could get legs that big from working out at the gym.

    I hope she isnt pregnant since she sure seems to be still smoking.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 04:45:09

  49. Her skin is the stuff of nightmares. Seriously, that shit is gross. My two year old son has better hygiene instincts than this cow.

    By Bagzilla, on May 16, 2008 07:38:50

  50. Or how about just a fat ugly pig, who is a disgusting excuse for a human being of the female species.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 07:49:00

  51. PREGNANT. That is all.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:08:06

  52. she's just a fatty. a smelly one at that

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 18:42:55

  53. her HAIR LINE IS RECIDED FROM HER WEARING EXTENSIONS FOR SO LONG..THEY PULL YOUR HAIR OUT..on another note she is either preggers again or just gained weight from her medication and eating what she wants and not giving a DAM

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:32:45

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