OH FUCK YEAH! Nothing gets my hotter than a chick dressed as a long dead male movie icon! Oh wow, now all I need is for someone to dress Brande Roderick as Clark Gable and I'll to masterbate for hours!
No fucking way. She doesn't desserve that kind of recogniton to be related to Mr. chaplin. That big-headed, air for brains prego-princess is not worthy. Not worthy I tell you!
Get someone who's actually accomplished something in the acting world, not pranced around half naked and recognized for her over-glorified ASSests. I have no faith in this life.
Like my girlfriend and I play this role-reversal. I dress up in her panties, a skirt or dress, stockings, bra, all the rest. She dresses up like a guy in my sports coat, jeans, and boots and we pretend we're at a bar and she seduces me then takes me home to screw my brains out.
did you hear the one about the backward prostitute? "hey mister, i'll let you do my poo, if you let me work for you to help you make money to pay for it."
I thought it was Winona Ryder. (And then Samantha Ronson, yes, repurposing her "cool" hat).
If you can't recognize the person (as pointed out above), what the fuck is the point? Dumbass "art directors" at those crap magazines...
"Oh, JESS, it will be faaaaaaaa-bulous, darling! Now try it again--I know you can make those potatoes dance! You don't want that no-talent Robert Downey Jr. showing you up, now do you? Just think: YOU could star in "Iron Man 2" instead of him! He's sure to be injecting speedballs by then! Now come on, stab that tater with your fork!"
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Leave Your CommentOH FUCK YEAH! Nothing gets my hotter than a chick dressed as a long dead male movie icon! Oh wow, now all I need is for someone to dress Brande Roderick as Clark Gable and I'll to masterbate for hours!
By thebig28, on May 14, 2008 15:54:43
Oh I just imagined Rachel Nichols dressed as Buster Keaton and came in my pants!
By thebig28, on May 14, 2008 15:55:55
No fucking way. She doesn't desserve that kind of recogniton to be related to Mr. chaplin. That big-headed, air for brains prego-princess is not worthy. Not worthy I tell you!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 16:22:06
Get someone who's actually accomplished something in the acting world, not pranced around half naked and recognized for her over-glorified ASSests. I have no faith in this life.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 16:23:48
That picture is actually really freaking me out.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 16:26:43
Looks nothing like her so whats the point in using her? Weird either way for us "common folks" I suppose.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 16:46:09
Smile
when your heart is aching
smile
even though you're breaking
when
there are clouds
in the sky
you must smile
By Prettyboy, on May 14, 2008 16:50:08
I honestly thought that was Samantha Ronson.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 17:46:27
She looks really stupid.
By Blah, on May 14, 2008 18:38:07
Imagine nailing her in that outfit. Freaky.
Like my girlfriend and I play this role-reversal. I dress up in her panties, a skirt or dress, stockings, bra, all the rest. She dresses up like a guy in my sports coat, jeans, and boots and we pretend we're at a bar and she seduces me then takes me home to screw my brains out.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 01:36:19
what. the .fuck.
is wrong with jessica alba. in her head.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 04:07:31
did you hear the one about the backward prostitute? "hey mister, i'll let you do my poo, if you let me work for you to help you make money to pay for it."
By Herman B, on May 15, 2008 04:21:20
Um, did anyone see the pics of Winehouse in the link? Now THAT is some scary shit. I feel like taking a shower after just LOOKING at that disaster.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:02:35
oh shit not her again why can she just go away and pop that kid thats in her and stop taking pictures and shit , skanky bitch
By jessica alba go away, on May 15, 2008 09:04:14
I thought it was Winona Ryder. (And then Samantha Ronson, yes, repurposing her "cool" hat).
If you can't recognize the person (as pointed out above), what the fuck is the point? Dumbass "art directors" at those crap magazines...
"Oh, JESS, it will be faaaaaaaa-bulous, darling! Now try it again--I know you can make those potatoes dance! You don't want that no-talent Robert Downey Jr. showing you up, now do you? Just think: YOU could star in "Iron Man 2" instead of him! He's sure to be injecting speedballs by then! Now come on, stab that tater with your fork!"
"Duh, okay."
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 15, 2008 10:27:19
This makes about as much sense as dressing Jesse Metcalfe up as Katharine Hepburn.
And Little Miss Sunshine, you're a hoot!!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 14:23:57
okay, someone explain this one? so she's not only a self hating racist slut with no talent, she's crazy too?
By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 12:37:02
stupid
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:50:41
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