Nothing funny about that at all. Especially the overuse of pedophile jokes. Think about what you are laughing at before you hear the word "cock" and start giggling. And I like Dolly Parton. Nice lady.
Nothing funny about that at all. Especially the overuse of pedophile jokes. Think about what you are laughing at before you hear the word "cock" and start giggling. And I like Dolly Parton. Nice lady.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:52:27
Looks like we hit a nerve. Maybe it's that stick Uncle Billy jammed up your ass when you were 12.
Anyone who's a fan of hers or even knows a little about her knows she's one of the nicest people alive and would never talk like this. That's why it's funny.
Nothing funny about that at all. Especially the overuse of pedophile jokes. Think about what you are laughing at before you hear the word "cock" and start giggling. And I like Dolly Parton. Nice lady.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:52:27
Looks like we hit a nerve. Maybe it's that stick Uncle Billy jammed up your ass when you were 12.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:00:37
Am I to believe you are "calling me out" b/c I don't find pedophile jokes amusing? I understand the premise as to why this would be funny, Dolly is an iconic country singer known for being wholesome, sweet, and having mammoth tits, but I'm saying that overuse of perverted sexual acts on children as a joke, whoever the joke may be on, isn't amusing to me. When you aren't living in your mother's basement and asking people if they want ketchup with their order, come back and have a debate with me sometime, you little cocksuker.
Am I to believe you are "calling me out" b/c I don't find pedophile jokes amusing? I understand the premise as to why this would be funny, Dolly is an iconic country singer known for being wholesome, sweet, and having mammoth tits, but I'm saying that overuse of perverted sexual acts on children as a joke, whoever the joke may be on, isn't amusing to me. When you aren't living in your mother's basement and asking people if they want ketchup with their order, come back and have a debate with me sometime, you little cocksuker.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:10:49
Oh you're so righteous. The worst part is you WANT to laugh because you fully understand why it's funny, but you refuse to because of some self-righteous, bullshit moral high ground you think makes you a "better person." Give me a fucking break.
There's no debate here. I'm just calling it as I see it, stick-up-the-ass.
Okay, I think it's now safe to say that anyone who still uses this is a brainless, unoriginal twat. Seriously, have a little self respect and try coming up with something new.
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
You said it was unfunny, you're entitled to your opinion, but you also called people childish and basement losers if they do think it's funny. You could have stopped at saying it wasn't funny, but you didn't, so you deserve to get "called out".
Meh. Howard Stern stopped being funny or original in the late 80s. Most of his listeners are people who were in their 20s at that time and still haven't grown up. Bababouee.
You'd think Dolly Parton of all people would be able to take a joke, I mean she IS one for God's sake.
Also, anyone who doesn't think Stern is funny (at least since he went to Sirius) needs to take the stick out of their ass. Being mature doesn't necessarily mean being an uptight prick like your parents.
Let's be rational here. Stern took a Dolly Parton audio tape, and pieced in a bunch of crap that she did not actually say, then played it. I wonder.....if someone did that to HIM, and pieced in one of his audios with some sort of religious crap, how would he feel???
I bet he'd be on the phone to his attorney within a minute.
"I wonder.....if someone did that to HIM, and pieced in one of his audios with some sort of religious crap, how would he feel???"
Okay, I'll put the lawsuit crap to bed here. People do do that to Stern. They actually call his show and play his edited voice. Amazingly, Stern does not threaten suit. (The Jews are pretty well versed in America's legal system). They also do it to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Pesci, Al Pacino, Jack Black, Heidi Klum, and a shitload of other celebrities.
It's called parody, and if you're a celebrity there's simply not much you can do about it. Dolly is likely a product of incest and she might have an extra chromosome or two, so I'm not going to fault her for her lack of understanding.
Saturday Night live and Mad TV do this stuff every week. She can't sue over it. The only case she might have is copyright infringement if she owns the copyright to that audio book.
Anyone who thinks that anyone who doesn't find Stern funny must automatically be an uptight prick with a stick up their ass should familiarize themselves with the terms 'hypocrite' and 'ironic'.
I have to start by saying that I'm a HUGE Dolly fan, always have been, always will be. She's so talented, funny, and truly down to earth. She knows people pick on her, and she's even said "If I see something sagging, bagging and dragging, I’m going to nip it or tuck it. How many stars are comfortable enough to admit that?
Anywho, I feel for her because she's offended by this, but I truly laughed my ass off at it because these are words you'd never hear from her mouth.
If I might ask a question.....How was Stearn able to cut up the audio and form into the piece that he did?
Howard Stern is a total and complete douchebag. I hope Dolly can make him regret opening his fucking pie hole or whatever it is he did to her. I didnt care enough to read or listen to the clip. I just really dislike Howard Stern and all that he thinks he is.
Anyone who thinks that anyone who doesn't find Stern funny must automatically be an uptight prick with a stick up their ass should familiarize themselves with the terms 'hypocrite' and 'ironic'.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:50:35
Well said. And I'd throw in anyone who "calls someone out" for not enjoying sick humor as not being able to do so because of the stick Uncle Billy stuck up his ass in childhood needs to familiarize himself with a moral compass and a little perspective. Not everyone enjoys sick humor, so deal. No one is trying to rain on your parade. Geeeze, the viciousness in some of this thread is kind of incredible considering we all enjoy this site and all therefore obviously have a highly evolved sense of humor (*snort*), even if a certain type of joke is not everyone's fucking cup of tea.
I'll try to help you a bit here. I guess the point is: try to have thicker skin when reading this site. If you're offended by something here, just move along to the next story. Posting and making a stink about it is only going to feed the trolls. It won't help your cause at all, in fact, I'm quite sure it will hurt your cause.
I love Dolly, but that was some funny sh*t right there. It's quite an obvious cut-and-paste job with her words; anyone who couldn't recognize that is a moron.
I just felt bad for the original poster who just didn't find it funny (I'm a wuss like that). Thought some comments were piling it on him pretty thick. But your point is duly noted, taken, and thanks for saying it so, well, kindly! BTW, your comments have been hilarious.
She's extremely protective of her image, and rich as hell (probably makes Howard Stern look average) because she's a great businesswoman... I know this blog is read by people who probably don't live in flyover county, but she is the reason there is an economy in East Tennessee. If anyone can make Howard Stern pay, it's her.
Hey there, "Dr. Logic", couldn't your post be just as well directed at the people who were offended that some people don't think Stern is funny?
People should feel free to post their opinions here without worrying about what the "trolls" may think. Otherwise trolls will be the only ones left posting. That doesn't seem very fair, nor logical.
Check out a transcript of Stern’s interview with William Shatner at trekmovie.com. He can be very professional with celebrity guests and get them to open up. Stern reworked Shatner and George Takei’s books and they did not mind.
Howard has caused XM to crash, his stock is higher then ever, his show is better then ever (fuck you jackie lovers), and excuse me to all those here 'above the low brow humor'.
I think it's so amusing that there are so many guys hanging out at this gossip site! I can only think that you are here for the nip slips and occasional crotch shots. Anyway, Dolly has more talent in one fingernail than most of you will manage in a lifetime. She should sue the hell out of Stern; whether she's right or wrong is beside the point, it is her right. Last time I checked, this was America; if she is offended by manipulation of her written words, a jury or judge should determine if "free speech" or "parody" went over the line and into abuse.
I'm thinking we don't have to guess what part of the country she's from. Hell, I'm a Southerner and I don't use those terms. I prefer "never in a million years would I use such goll-dang language."
"At this point Dolly looks like someone who was crudely pieced together with body parts from different people, toys, and maybe robots, so I don't know why she's so mad." Because, apparently, you are only the sum of your parts. Go figure.
> if she is offended by manipulation of her written words
Those were *spoken* words that got manipulated, e-lawyer.
> a jury or judge should determine if "free speech" or "parody" went over the line and into abuse.
Been there, done that. Falwell v. Flynt. Stern's about as in the clear as it gets. I like Dolly and feel bad that her feelings got hurt, but that was hysterical. Juvenile, tasteless, and crude, but a total gigglefest.
"Last time I checked, this was America; if she is offended by manipulation of her written words, a jury or judge should determine if "free speech" or "parody" went over the line and into abuse."
Yeah that's what the courts need is another unnecessary trial because someone's feelings got hurt. There are more important cases out there. Stop abusing the court system.
I'm guessing Dolly probably may not have even had that big an issue with it (she has always had a great sense of humor and humility: this is the woman whose mantra is "it takes a lot of money to look this cheap!) but because of the pedophile stuff she probably felt she had to make it clear that she does not find that funny and so she made a public statement. Otherwise child groups would be all over her ass. Can you imagine if someone had asked her to address it and she said "I laughed my effing ass off!" It'd be a PR nightmare. So she chose to try and distance herself from it.
HEY...FUCK YOU! This is an Icon that has been cool at every turn to everyone. Stern is a has been....the king of nothing....he was 100% wrong to try and extort money from the public for fucking radio....stupid JEW...
"HEY...FUCK YOU! This is an Icon that has been cool at every turn to everyone. Stern is a has been....the king of nothing....he was 100% wrong to try and extort money from the public for fucking radio....stupid JEW..."
lol...the redneck opinion is always an entertaining one.
I can't believe Stern still has people that think he's funny. I laugh at crude jokes, some pedo-based, all the time, but this hack stopped being newsworthy in 1995. His movie sucked and he sucks worse. Sweet Jebus, you know what would really be good radio? If they played fucking music.
I've always been a fan of Dolly Parton's. Howard, on the other hand, looks like an SOS pad that's been out in the sun too long. Anyone who has to rely on nastiness to stay on the air shows just how little (to no) talent he has. That's Howard Stern.
Dolly must be worried her fans are absolutely fucking morons to think that is really her.
Stern will never be a has been, you dumb ass cock suckers. 9 million subscriber to a paid service, if you don't like his sense of humor dont listen to it. If you think he shouldnt exsist on radio, say good bye to your HBO and Showtime, no nudity or foul language for you. Thats what the FCC wants, Howard has been a fighter for free speech in this country and you assholes never give him the credit he deserves.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA she like black cock oh that shit was funny oh relax people is just a stupid joke she won't sue this will go away as soon as Howard makes another fake tape
Sure...Howard's not funny, but O&A are, right? You're obviously one of their fans, with the whole "hoo hoo Howard" thing. Yeah, O&A are so funny that they got kicked out of DC and a bunch of other major markets, and in the few markets they are still on in, they have horrid ratings. It must suck that Howard is STILL relevant and hilarious, even though you don't like him. Just be honest and stick to the facts, don't make up bullshit because you backed the losing team.
Oh, and Dolly needs to just chill out. I like her and all, but when Howard does this shit, it's HYSTERICAL. Check out the George Takei ones for something that will make you piss yourself from laughing. "Lengthy black teenager"...LOL!!!!!
Keep flocking to the no talent hack you lemmings, you stern fans just love his show now because its the same one he did in 1985 he isnt relevant and he isnt funny
"Keep flocking to the no talent hack you lemmings, you stern fans just love his show now because its the same one he did in 1985 he isnt relevant and he isnt funny"
Well, here's the thing: he has you riled up. This is what he is trying to do. Your predictable sanctimonious reaction makes his schtick relevant, even after 20+ years. He is playing you like a puppet.
Howie is a no-talent,money loving jew. If anyone, ANYONE, made disgusting, filthy jokes, no matter how "hilarious" about his family, he would sue for millions. He can dish it out big time, but God help anyone who steps on his toes. Double-standard is Howie to a T, or should I say $$$.
Wait, what is all of this about relevance? Does something have to be relevant to be funny? I still laugh at Richard Pryor stuff 25 years later...and it's not "relevant".
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Leave Your CommentLOL. Hilarious. No way this suit has any legs to stand on. Nice try Tits McGee.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:40:02
LMAO... that is soooooo funny!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:46:33
Nothing funny about that at all. Especially the overuse of pedophile jokes. Think about what you are laughing at before you hear the word "cock" and start giggling. And I like Dolly Parton. Nice lady.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:52:27
I love Dolly, but that was funny. It's obviously fake. If her fans are too stupid to realize that then that's pretty sad.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:53:25
low brow humor, with that said. I have to say I was laughing but I do feel for Dolly.
By hobos are the new black, on May 15, 2008 08:57:21
Nothing funny about that at all. Especially the overuse of pedophile jokes. Think about what you are laughing at before you hear the word "cock" and start giggling. And I like Dolly Parton. Nice lady.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:52:27
Looks like we hit a nerve. Maybe it's that stick Uncle Billy jammed up your ass when you were 12.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:00:37
Anyone who's a fan of hers or even knows a little about her knows she's one of the nicest people alive and would never talk like this. That's why it's funny.
By I laughed, on May 15, 2008 09:02:04
I'm as peurile as the next guy, but that just wasn't funny.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:02:15
Ba Ba Booeeeeeeeee!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:03:59
Nothing funny about that at all. Especially the overuse of pedophile jokes. Think about what you are laughing at before you hear the word "cock" and start giggling. And I like Dolly Parton. Nice lady.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 08:52:27
Looks like we hit a nerve. Maybe it's that stick Uncle Billy jammed up your ass when you were 12.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:00:37
Am I to believe you are "calling me out" b/c I don't find pedophile jokes amusing? I understand the premise as to why this would be funny, Dolly is an iconic country singer known for being wholesome, sweet, and having mammoth tits, but I'm saying that overuse of perverted sexual acts on children as a joke, whoever the joke may be on, isn't amusing to me. When you aren't living in your mother's basement and asking people if they want ketchup with their order, come back and have a debate with me sometime, you little cocksuker.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:10:49
Some of you need to get a sense of humor. I mean, what are you doing here? You must really be horrified at some of the other shit on this site.
She's an 80-year-old celebrity who was famous for having huge tits, you'd think she would have learned some humility by now.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:15:59
Am I to believe you are "calling me out" b/c I don't find pedophile jokes amusing? I understand the premise as to why this would be funny, Dolly is an iconic country singer known for being wholesome, sweet, and having mammoth tits, but I'm saying that overuse of perverted sexual acts on children as a joke, whoever the joke may be on, isn't amusing to me. When you aren't living in your mother's basement and asking people if they want ketchup with their order, come back and have a debate with me sometime, you little cocksuker.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:10:49
Oh you're so righteous. The worst part is you WANT to laugh because you fully understand why it's funny, but you refuse to because of some self-righteous, bullshit moral high ground you think makes you a "better person." Give me a fucking break.
There's no debate here. I'm just calling it as I see it, stick-up-the-ass.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:20:16
God damn she looks like shit.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:20:33
I heard this when I was, like, 12.
Q: What do you call the sweat between Dolly Parton's tits?
A: Mountain Dew.
By lickingtoad, on May 15, 2008 09:20:34
"living in your mother's basement"
Okay, I think it's now safe to say that anyone who still uses this is a brainless, unoriginal twat. Seriously, have a little self respect and try coming up with something new.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:24:30
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
By Private Parts, on May 15, 2008 09:27:18
Hey 09:10:49, I have a joke for you:
A 10-year-old boy and a 50-year-old man are walking into the woods at night.
10-year-old: "This is kinda scary"
50-year-old: "You're telling me! I have to walk back through here alone."
Da-dum-tchhhh! Thanks. Try the veal.
By Jerry Seinfeld, on May 15, 2008 09:28:35
That was so sophmoric and stupid I can't believe anyone would air such crap.
I hope her lawyer kicks Stern's a$$. After he pisses in it, of course.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:28:54
anonymous 09:02:15
I'm as peurile as the next guy, but that just wasn't funny.
Nope. I'm the next guy, and that was hysterical.
By Joe Puerile, on May 15, 2008 09:30:59
Re: anonymous 09:10:49:
You said it was unfunny, you're entitled to your opinion, but you also called people childish and basement losers if they do think it's funny. You could have stopped at saying it wasn't funny, but you didn't, so you deserve to get "called out".
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:37:13
Meh. Howard Stern stopped being funny or original in the late 80s. Most of his listeners are people who were in their 20s at that time and still haven't grown up. Bababouee.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:51:21
You'd think Dolly Parton of all people would be able to take a joke, I mean she IS one for God's sake.
Also, anyone who doesn't think Stern is funny (at least since he went to Sirius) needs to take the stick out of their ass. Being mature doesn't necessarily mean being an uptight prick like your parents.
By That guy who likes big boobs and Howard Stern's penis, on May 15, 2008 09:59:26
She is damn lucky that people are still talking about her 90 year old ass.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:00:53
Let's be rational here.
Stern took a Dolly Parton audio tape, and pieced in a bunch of crap that she did not actually say, then played it.
I wonder.....if someone did that to HIM, and pieced in one of his audios with some sort of religious crap, how would he feel???
I bet he'd be on the phone to his attorney within a minute.
I hope Dolly sues him for all he's worth.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:03:26
"I wonder.....if someone did that to HIM, and pieced in one of his audios with some sort of religious crap, how would he feel???"
Okay, I'll put the lawsuit crap to bed here. People do do that to Stern. They actually call his show and play his edited voice. Amazingly, Stern does not threaten suit. (The Jews are pretty well versed in America's legal system). They also do it to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Pesci, Al Pacino, Jack Black, Heidi Klum, and a shitload of other celebrities.
It's called parody, and if you're a celebrity there's simply not much you can do about it. Dolly is likely a product of incest and she might have an extra chromosome or two, so I'm not going to fault her for her lack of understanding.
By J-Bird, on May 15, 2008 10:23:39
Saturday Night live and Mad TV do this stuff every week. She can't sue over it. The only case she might have is copyright infringement if she owns the copyright to that audio book.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:40:33
Anyone who thinks that anyone who doesn't find Stern funny must automatically be an uptight prick with a stick up their ass should familiarize themselves with the terms 'hypocrite' and 'ironic'.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:50:35
"The Jews are pretty well versed in America's legal system"
You're coming real close to crossing a line J-Bird.
Back to topic: who wants to make the first joke that looking at Dollie is like looking at Jessica Simpson in forty years?
By thebig28, on May 15, 2008 10:56:16
I have to start by saying that I'm a HUGE Dolly fan, always have been, always will be. She's so talented, funny, and truly down to earth. She knows people pick on her, and she's even said "If I see something sagging, bagging and dragging, I’m going to nip it or tuck it. How many stars are comfortable enough to admit that?
Anywho, I feel for her because she's offended by this, but I truly laughed my ass off at it because these are words you'd never hear from her mouth.
If I might ask a question.....How was Stearn able to cut up the audio and form into the piece that he did?
By justin, on May 15, 2008 11:00:07
Howard Stern is a total and complete douchebag. I hope Dolly can make him regret opening his fucking pie hole or whatever it is he did to her. I didnt care enough to read or listen to the clip. I just really dislike Howard Stern and all that he thinks he is.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:01:04
Anyone who thinks that anyone who doesn't find Stern funny must automatically be an uptight prick with a stick up their ass should familiarize themselves with the terms 'hypocrite' and 'ironic'.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:50:35
Well said. And I'd throw in anyone who "calls someone out" for not enjoying sick humor as not being able to do so because of the stick Uncle Billy stuck up his ass in childhood needs to familiarize himself with a moral compass and a little perspective. Not everyone enjoys sick humor, so deal. No one is trying to rain on your parade. Geeeze, the viciousness in some of this thread is kind of incredible considering we all enjoy this site and all therefore obviously have a highly evolved sense of humor (*snort*), even if a certain type of joke is not everyone's fucking cup of tea.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:19:10
11:19:10,
I'll try to help you a bit here. I guess the point is: try to have thicker skin when reading this site. If you're offended by something here, just move along to the next story. Posting and making a stink about it is only going to feed the trolls. It won't help your cause at all, in fact, I'm quite sure it will hurt your cause.
I hope this help.
Cheers,
Dr. Logic
By Dr. Logic, on May 15, 2008 11:28:31
Hoo Hoo im no longer relevant Robin maybe i can do a hack bit to get back in the news hoo hoo
hoo hoo my radio show sounds like it did in 1985 because im not funny anymore hoo hoo
Put this clown out to pasture
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:33:46
I love Dolly, but that was some funny sh*t right there. It's quite an obvious cut-and-paste job with her words; anyone who couldn't recognize that is a moron.
By Albatross, on May 15, 2008 11:39:56
. . .I hope this help.
Cheers,
Dr. Logic
By Dr. Logic, on May 15, 2008 11:28:31
--
I just felt bad for the original poster who just didn't find it funny (I'm a wuss like that). Thought some comments were piling it on him pretty thick. But your point is duly noted, taken, and thanks for saying it so, well, kindly! BTW, your comments have been hilarious.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:46:03
She's extremely protective of her image, and rich as hell (probably makes Howard Stern look average) because she's a great businesswoman... I know this blog is read by people who probably don't live in flyover county, but she is the reason there is an economy in East Tennessee. If anyone can make Howard Stern pay, it's her.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:48:29
"Hoo Hoo im no longer relevant Robin maybe i can do a hack bit to get back in the news hoo hoo"
Hmm, no longer relevant...you're talking about Dolly, right?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:48:34
hes done the same with oprahs book and ed mcmahons as well. no one cared then!
By mike, on May 15, 2008 12:55:50
Hey there, "Dr. Logic", couldn't your post be just as well directed at the people who were offended that some people don't think Stern is funny?
People should feel free to post their opinions here without worrying about what the "trolls" may think. Otherwise trolls will be the only ones left posting. That doesn't seem very fair, nor logical.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 12:56:05
Check out a transcript of Stern’s interview with William Shatner at trekmovie.com. He can be very professional with celebrity guests and get them to open up. Stern reworked Shatner and George Takei’s books and they did not mind.
By silver_viper, on May 15, 2008 13:05:54
Howard has caused XM to crash, his stock is higher then ever, his show is better then ever (fuck you jackie lovers), and excuse me to all those here 'above the low brow humor'.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 13:48:23
I think it's so amusing that there are so many guys hanging out at this gossip site! I can only think that you are here for the nip slips and occasional crotch shots.
Anyway, Dolly has more talent in one fingernail than most of you will manage in a lifetime. She should sue the hell out of Stern; whether she's right or wrong is beside the point, it is her right. Last time I checked, this was America; if she is offended by manipulation of her written words, a jury or judge should determine if "free speech" or "parody" went over the line and into abuse.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 14:27:38
"Never in a blue million years..."
I'm thinking we don't have to guess what part of the country she's from. Hell, I'm a Southerner and I don't use those terms. I prefer "never in a million years would I use such goll-dang language."
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 15:03:07
"At this point Dolly looks like someone who was crudely pieced together with body parts from different people, toys, and maybe robots, so I don't know why she's so mad."
Because, apparently, you are only the sum of your parts.
Go figure.
By serena, on May 15, 2008 15:06:34
> if she is offended by manipulation of her written words
Those were *spoken* words that got manipulated, e-lawyer.
> a jury or judge should determine if "free speech" or "parody" went over the line and into abuse.
Been there, done that. Falwell v. Flynt. Stern's about as in the clear as it gets. I like Dolly and feel bad that her feelings got hurt, but that was hysterical. Juvenile, tasteless, and crude, but a total gigglefest.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 15:50:24
"Last time I checked, this was America; if she is offended by manipulation of her written words, a jury or judge should determine if "free speech" or "parody" went over the line and into abuse."
Yeah that's what the courts need is another unnecessary trial because someone's feelings got hurt. There are more important cases out there. Stop abusing the court system.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:15:05
Bababooey to you all!!!
By joes sperm, on May 15, 2008 16:20:19
does she really say nigger ??!! Or did they put that together/!
By tia, on May 15, 2008 16:24:04
I'm guessing Dolly probably may not have even had that big an issue with it (she has always had a great sense of humor and humility: this is the woman whose mantra is "it takes a lot of money to look this cheap!) but because of the pedophile stuff she probably felt she had to make it clear that she does not find that funny and so she made a public statement. Otherwise child groups would be all over her ass. Can you imagine if someone had asked her to address it and she said "I laughed my effing ass off!" It'd be a PR nightmare. So she chose to try and distance herself from it.
By Deiter, on May 15, 2008 16:41:02
Howard Stern is a low class asshole who has to try and make other people look bad to make himself feel better.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:09:18
HEY...FUCK YOU! This is an Icon that has been cool at every turn to everyone. Stern is a has been....the king of nothing....he was 100% wrong to try and extort money from the public for fucking radio....stupid JEW...
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:29:38
"HEY...FUCK YOU! This is an Icon that has been cool at every turn to everyone. Stern is a has been....the king of nothing....he was 100% wrong to try and extort money from the public for fucking radio....stupid JEW..."
lol...the redneck opinion is always an entertaining one.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 19:37:51
I can't believe Stern still has people that think he's funny. I laugh at crude jokes, some pedo-based, all the time, but this hack stopped being newsworthy in 1995. His movie sucked and he sucks worse. Sweet Jebus, you know what would really be good radio? If they played fucking music.
By Stern Sucks BBC, on May 15, 2008 20:14:43
god, it's good to hear howard's voice again. i love him. :)
that said, and although i don't find such an obvious cut and paste job offensive, it wasn't all that funny.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 20:21:55
yeah stern is so cool to the people that he actually drives his car into an elevator up to his studio so he doesnt have to talk to the people
and hes so scary funny that he whined to CBS suits to stop O&A and Don and Mike from mentioning his name
And talk about hypocrite in his movie and book he talks about how much he loved his wife and couldnt do it without her and then divorces her
hoo hoo i invented being irrelevant tell em Fred
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 20:35:52
why do u keep saying hoo hoo. this is a site for chicks. nobody cares about sat radio.
Ps
This was funny though
By Rhonda, on May 15, 2008 21:22:51
Goddam, this is the funniest stuff I've heard in a long time. No one would take this stuff seriously. Thanks for the link.
By CherylT, on May 15, 2008 22:45:00
"Sweet Jebus, you know what would really be good radio? If they played fucking music."
I know, becasue there aren't any other radio stations that play music, am I right?
Some of you people have a strain of retardation so fierce that it's contagious.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 05:16:43
Wow. Lots of country fans speaking up in support of this mummified corpse.
So, I take it the trailer parks have wi-fi now? Good to know. Good. To. Know.
By Blue State Citizen, on May 16, 2008 05:24:08
I've always been a fan of Dolly Parton's. Howard, on the other hand, looks like an SOS pad that's been out in the sun too long. Anyone who has to rely on nastiness to stay on the air shows just how little (to no) talent he has. That's Howard Stern.
By ranee, on May 16, 2008 05:49:55
Get a sense of humor.
Baba Booey forever
By Gary Delabate, on May 16, 2008 09:51:51
Dolly must be worried her fans are absolutely fucking morons to think that is really her.
Stern will never be a has been, you dumb ass cock suckers. 9 million subscriber to a paid service, if you don't like his sense of humor dont listen to it. If you think he shouldnt exsist on radio, say good bye to your HBO and Showtime, no nudity or foul language for you. Thats what the FCC wants, Howard has been a fighter for free speech in this country and you assholes never give him the credit he deserves.
Do you like speaking your mind?
FUCK THIS BIG TITTY BITCH!!!
By Gary Delabate, on May 16, 2008 10:00:07
I personally thought it was funny.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:16:04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA she like black cock oh that shit was funny oh relax people is just a stupid joke
she won't sue this will go away as soon as Howard
makes another fake tape
By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:32:09
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:33:46
Sure...Howard's not funny, but O&A are, right? You're obviously one of their fans, with the whole "hoo hoo Howard" thing. Yeah, O&A are so funny that they got kicked out of DC and a bunch of other major markets, and in the few markets they are still on in, they have horrid ratings. It must suck that Howard is STILL relevant and hilarious, even though you don't like him. Just be honest and stick to the facts, don't make up bullshit because you backed the losing team.
Oh, and Dolly needs to just chill out. I like her and all, but when Howard does this shit, it's HYSTERICAL. Check out the George Takei ones for something that will make you piss yourself from laughing. "Lengthy black teenager"...LOL!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:20:01
Are you being flip or frivolous?
By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:36:12
Keep flocking to the no talent hack you lemmings, you stern fans just love his show now because its the same one he did in 1985 he isnt relevant and he isnt funny
By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:47:49
"Keep flocking to the no talent hack you lemmings, you stern fans just love his show now because its the same one he did in 1985 he isnt relevant and he isnt funny"
Well, here's the thing: he has you riled up. This is what he is trying to do. Your predictable sanctimonious reaction makes his schtick relevant, even after 20+ years. He is playing you like a puppet.
Stern wins, and you lose.
By J-Bird, on May 16, 2008 14:07:52
Been starting my days with a dose of Stern for 10 years now and he's better than ever.
He's not for everyone, so calm down people.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 05:55:45
Howard totally needs a new Real Doll Named Dolly.
By Gary , on May 17, 2008 13:21:58
Somebody writes "Dolly is likely a product of incest" (because she's a Southerner, y'see) and nobody bats an eye.
That same somebody writes "the Jews are pretty well versed in America's legal system" and all the civil libertarians here reach for their hoglegs.
If you want to know where the real power resides, it resides in Them Whose Name You May Not Utter.
By Spider, on May 17, 2008 21:15:36
Howie is a no-talent,money loving jew. If anyone, ANYONE, made disgusting, filthy jokes, no matter how "hilarious" about his family, he would sue for millions. He can dish it out big time, but God help anyone who steps on his toes. Double-standard is Howie to a T, or should I say $$$.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2008 01:14:48
Wait, what is all of this about relevance? Does something have to be relevant to be funny? I still laugh at Richard Pryor stuff 25 years later...and it's not "relevant".
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 08:06:24
make the baby raping jokes all you want, but dont defame the jews!!!
thats the type of thinking that led to the hollycost, people!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:54:25
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