49 Comments:

• Those are some of the ugliest "artistic" photos I have ever seen. Maybe it is the subject.

  By Willa Dodge, on May 8, 2008 08:47:11

• that is THE single funniest topless spread i have EVER seen. good times. it's like she's saying "you think i'm sexy? how bout when i do this?"

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 08:47:24

• Well thats one way to control the flies at the picnic.

  By Mommy, I'm scared., on May 8, 2008 08:47:31

• Doggie tits.

  By skeeter, on May 8, 2008 08:51:46

• two retro sexy posts in a row!
  you're well on your way to becoming a vintage porn fetish site!
  
  
  
  
  sweet.

  By i don't like you in any way, on May 8, 2008 08:54:39

• This one isn't retro. It's from Vogue Italia, May 2008. I have it on my coffee table. ;-)

  By marcello, on May 8, 2008 08:56:27

• Topless with her legs spread. Klassy.

  By Albatross, on May 8, 2008 08:58:56

• Hmm, I usually like her, but these are gross and disturbing. She may have hit the wall.

  By DMoan, on May 8, 2008 09:08:07

• Are these really supposed to be sexy?? These are some hideous.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:12:57

• I never thought Eva was that great looking or that good of an actress, but she's a nice person and gets naked a lot, so I like her.

  By thebig28, on May 8, 2008 09:13:11

• Um....wow. I have never found Eva attractive even a little bit and these pics have certainly not changed my mind in any way. Those are the unsexiest pics I have seen in a long while!!!

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:21:48

• No more sex for me, thank you very much.

  By jbonz, on May 8, 2008 09:40:35

• What a weird photo shoot... she's hot though, normally.

  By danni, on May 8, 2008 09:51:23

• WTF?

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:58:57

• I-don't-care

  By Joe Mahma, on May 8, 2008 09:59:01

• Those photos are all terrible. Who is the shitty photographer?

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 10:00:25

• The artistic fugliness of that spread has left me speechless.

  By Vigilante, on May 8, 2008 10:01:51

• I don't know about the rest of you, but girls picking their nose with their toes is soooo sexy.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 10:11:42

• God damnit I have been waiting ever since her nipple slip to see the real deal and these "artistic" photos make me want to stick my dick in a blender. Fucking do Playboy already, better yet Eva try Club, Penthouse, or Hustler because those photoshoots are way more artistic than the shit your doing now.

  By I Hate Hippies, on May 8, 2008 10:32:13

• I'd hit it. There, I said it!

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 10:48:59

• How do you say "yuck" in Spanish?

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 10:54:50

• how to make sex unsexy;
  
  exhibit a)^

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 11:25:06

• Anon 10:54,
  
  "Jennifer Lopez"

  By thebig28, on May 8, 2008 11:26:10

• Remember when people used to say "Men are pigs"?
  
  Yeah, me neither. Women have clearly taken over the pig role.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 11:48:39

• Artistic my ass.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 11:52:42

• I really liked her at one point, but she has gotten really stupid lately. I don't know what's happening with her. Maybe she's going trough that stage in her life where she thinks she's getting old, so she's trying to make herself feel sexy again by taking her clothes off. Like Nicole Kidman or Meg Ryan or many others. I thought she was smarter than this.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 12:10:35

• it is art, it does not follow the same rules as, say a men's magazine.
  Don't worry, no one expect "your crowd" to understand.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 12:14:14

• Way too many gay men commenting. I thought you guys would be so distracted by the Madonna post below that you wouldn't have time to come up for air or other posts.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 12:18:29

• Why is this tranny famous? I don't remember him from any movies. I need to IMDB it I guess.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 12:19:24

• more like the brown jessica simpson.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 12:33:51

• i'd still hit it. she's got a great ass....no shots of that though?

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 12:54:51

• She looks like Angelina Jolie in that first pic.

  By Billy Joel, on May 8, 2008 12:56:35

• Who jacks off to fashion magazines?

  By Fred, on May 8, 2008 15:11:38

• How is that photo with the glass tray on her tits sexy. At first glance, it looked like she had fucked up nipps.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 15:35:11

• She reminds me of those ladies that my dad used to watch on saturday evenings "El Cinema Mexicano". Usually they are old movies, and the "ladies" are always mexican hookers or drug-dealer wives...or both. These dont look artistic at all, just bad big-bush porn. I was waiting for that bush to be present in at least one of those shots... eeeeeewwwwww!

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 17:08:27

• Soooo not hot.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 19:24:07

• she turned me off

  By Bite me Mariah, on May 8, 2008 21:11:49

• Girls got talent....she can lick her own toe. For those of you not in shape, go try it. Too bad she cant eat her own pussy.

  By 123, on May 8, 2008 21:15:16

• Mendes looks like a "Zoot Suit" reject. Good reference to the WWII USO dances. My grandpa would've been proud.

  By teammlr1, on May 8, 2008 23:46:25

• are u sure this is vogue and not playboy?are they crazy!??!i am a woman and if i buy vogue i don t wanna see this messed up ugly prostitute!!

  By miky, on May 9, 2008 02:47:02

• she's hot and so are the photos; you guys don't know jack shit.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 03:14:53

• Normally, she seems pretty hot, but looks awful in these pics. She really does look like a mecican hooker from the 50s.

  By Joe C, on May 9, 2008 07:20:52

• some of us like mexican hookers...lets face it latin woman are very hot, she is amazing. And they like sex with white men, more than I can say about most white girls in LA....who act like that Heigal bitch....I mean who would you rather? A woman who may enjoy it or one who will bitch if she dont like the color of your boxers...

  By mark, on May 9, 2008 07:43:10

• I have always hated Eva Mendez, but now I hate her even more. I never ever thought anyone could made boobie shots UGLY. I literally got sick to my stomach. Those pictures are a disaster. She looks like a healthy version of Amy Winehouse. Bad wigs, bad clothes (on her anyways), bad makeup, abd, bad, bad!!!!!!!!! BAD IDEA! WHo thought of this? I am appauled! This is an outrage!

  By SBpissed, on May 9, 2008 11:47:44

• For the first time in my life I was turned OFF my nipple shots. I love nipples. I am fascinated with them. They make the world go ROUND. heh... but gee whiz now! whoevers idea it was to dress this man up in some females clothes, tuck back the weenie & bag of goodies, and call it ART or whatever its supposed to be should be BRUTALLY BEATEN DOWN with brassies, nun chucks, and live pirhanas. (yeah i cant spell). I just lost my appetite for my Trader Joe's salad. THANKS A LOT EVA!!! THANKS ALOT!

  By SBrepulsed, on May 9, 2008 11:50:47

• She looks good. Yeah, the photos are some talentless douche's idea of "art" or whatever, but at the end of the day when you look past the Andy Warhol bullshit it's just a cute girl showing her tits. If you're a straight male, you shouldn't be fucking complaining.
  
  

  By J-Bird, on May 9, 2008 13:19:22

• Eva Mendez=A second rate latina version of Jessica Simpson.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 15:07:49

• I don't know what your problem is, but she's better looking than Jennifer Lopez and likes to go out in skimpy tops. What's not to like?

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 18:07:15

• Black lace panties? No....flies.

  By Cornholious Caesar, on May 10, 2008 05:11:43