the bitch is disgusting ever since she pop those kids out of her so forget ever finding new pics of her where she looks good she is gonna get as ugly as her husband thats what happens when you merried UGLY
I don't even have a penis and my penis is confused also!!! She's suppose to be the woman that has like 100 kids and still has this wonderful body but instead the old lady standing beside her looks better in a bikini.......so confused!
She had three kids people and back to back! Her body has not returned to it's original form and she lost her breasts due to breastfeeding. It happens. She's human.
She looks damn good for having 436 children. What's that? She only had 3? Well lets just tell it like it is. She'd look a lot worse without the obviously liposuctioned tummy.
This chick is 35, has three kids, a full time job that takes her all over the world and she still looks better than 99.8% of the women out there. Anyone who has a problem with that can suck Seal's dick.
these are obviously just paparazzi shots in which nearly everyone looks bad in... she's only human, she doesn't look excellent every single second. heidi klum is incredibly sunny, fresh, and beautiful and if it takes 5 pictures to change your minds about that fact, then that just goes to show how impressionable and simple minded you all are.
She looks fine, but she is not wearing a bikini that flatters her. The bottoms are far too low. If she was wearing a bottom that came up an inch higher on her belly and even higher on the legs she would look great.
It's amazing what a few pounds of makeup, hair extensions, super-specific lighting and professional airbrushing can do. I can't believe anyone's actually surprised she looks like this in real life.
this is what happens when being skinny goes bad. she obviously doesn't have any more weight to lose, you can see every bone in her body. she looks like she has that malnutrition bloat you see in 3rd world kids and Amy Winhouse.
it's called she's a woman. if you get some in real life you'd know what a female body's supposed to look like. ahem, was that mean? just tell your penis to come back and photoshop will save the day. it'll all be okay. i promise.
Hey, Heidi Klum would be the first to admit that she has excellent make-up artists ,photo finishers , etc, and that she has mentioned that. This pic should be proof for some here in tha tthe mag pics are photshopped, croped etc. A make-up artist is not called an artist for nothing.
From a notebook dropped from a passing alien spaceship: "Plan to depopulate the earth.... take over popular media and make men unable to have sex with actual women. Bonus: the idiots will spend their whole lives jerking off wistfully to photoshopped fantasies while we try not to die laughing."
lol, all you chicks claiming that Heidi's beauty is all due to photoshopping, lighting, etc., are just trying to fool yourselves into thinking that there really are no women who are better looking than yourselves. Heidi could gain 50 lb and still be hotter than 90% of the rest of the female population.
She's had three kids and she's not being touched up by Photoshop. Yes, all supermodels look like normal people when they're not in the studio. Back off because all you "confused penises" would still hit that if you had the chance.
Oh my god, she's aging! STOP THE PRESSES. Holy christ todd, I didn't think it was possible to be this inane.
It gets harder with age to stave off the fat and cellulite to which women are genetically predisposed. Coupled with the unfortunate fact that weight loss in most women affects the chest first, these pictures are merely a reflection of the societal pressure on female celebrities (and, increasingly, all women) to stay starvation-thin. Too bad about the tits though, eh guys? You fucking idiots.
Man I totally thought it was Kirsten Dunst too, UGH!...Heidi looks less saggy standing up in her bikini...as do most of us I suppose...I guess it's better that she has clothes covering her up then, especially on TV...
What a bunch of idiots on this forum!!.. U r pathetic! What are you getting at with this forum? That celebrities are humans and that they do have flaws? Thanks for the insight! I thought celebrities weren't humans.. lol
For all the idiots quick to criticize how Heidi looks in bikini.. How many moms do you know (over 35 and three kids) who look in a bikini half as good as she does?
It is all in the make up and photoshop? How about we try to put your sister/cousin/mom with tons of make up + hair extensions + photoshop and see how how they look on the cover of a magazine? Sorry guys, but they still wouldn't look half as good as Heidi..
Get over yourselves, morons. Nobody on this earth becomes a supermodel, unless they have an exceptional body. And personality. Heidi is one of them. Get over it. Nope, women weren't created equal..lol
51 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHer friend in the white looks better in her bikini.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:31:45
Gross. Photoshop is a girl's best friend.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:31:57
Ungh...she looks like Kirsten Dunst.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:32:44
She has no hips.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:40:00
The only thing she's missing is Seal's love missile tickling her intestines.
By skeeter, on May 12, 2008 09:42:36
Further evidence that without makeup, a push-up bra, and a girdle (and airbrushing + PhotoShop) that all women essentially look the same.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:42:56
She's teh mehness.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:43:17
Total meh. Thank her kids. When you're done breastfeeding, they often shrink to smaller than original size. And sag too.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 10:04:58
She's the same, this is just the non-photoshopped version.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 10:09:14
the bitch is disgusting ever since she pop those kids out of her so forget ever finding new pics of her where she looks good she is gonna get as ugly as her husband thats what happens when you merried UGLY
By HK is ugly , on May 12, 2008 10:21:28
I don't even have a penis and my penis is confused also!!! She's suppose to be the woman that has like 100 kids and still has this wonderful body but instead the old lady standing beside her looks better in a bikini.......so confused!
By citmyway, on May 12, 2008 10:29:31
She had three kids people and back to back! Her body has not returned to it's original form and she lost her breasts due to breastfeeding. It happens. She's human.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 11:03:39
She looks damn good for having 436 children. What's that? She only had 3? Well lets just tell it like it is. She'd look a lot worse without the obviously liposuctioned tummy.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 11:03:43
That's NOT Heidi. Cannot be.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 11:07:01
Awww, what's the matter? Did the painful reality of photoshop and retouching FINALLY hit home for you?
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 11:45:25
This chick is 35, has three kids, a full time job that takes her all over the world and she still looks better than 99.8% of the women out there. Anyone who has a problem with that can suck Seal's dick.
By thebig28, on May 12, 2008 11:52:07
Direct sunlight is a cruel mistress indeed.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 11:56:54
Where the hell did her boobs go?
Damn photoshop/airbrushing does wonders for celebs
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 11:57:17
Years of humping a seal will do that to you.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 11:59:01
I'm happy I was with her when she was in her prime.
By Pony P. Pony, on May 12, 2008 12:14:51
How DARE this woman have children out of HER OWN WOMB!!!! She is so SELFISH to not be considering all og the PENISES...Who does SHE think SHE is???
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 12:49:23
People, she's had 3 kids. Damn!! Cut her some slack!
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 13:17:57
these are obviously just paparazzi shots in which nearly everyone looks bad in... she's only human, she doesn't look excellent every single second. heidi klum is incredibly sunny, fresh, and beautiful and if it takes 5 pictures to change your minds about that fact, then that just goes to show how impressionable and simple minded you all are.
By shw, on May 12, 2008 13:21:30
My penis is flying at half-mast to mourn the passing of her hotness.
By JAC, on May 12, 2008 13:24:56
She's exactly the same - just not made up or professionally posed - oh, also not photoshopped. Welcome to the real world, my friend.
By Lrm216, on May 12, 2008 13:26:18
She's still a MILF...very hittable.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 13:30:48
she is over the hill so lets forget her and get back to brittney yummy
By madmike, on May 12, 2008 13:37:45
She looks fine, but she is not wearing a bikini that flatters her. The bottoms are far too low. If she was wearing a bottom that came up an inch higher on her belly and even higher on the legs she would look great.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 13:56:07
She's just lost too much weight is all. Gain back a few lbs. Heidi!
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 14:13:00
Meh. she hit a wall. It happens.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 14:30:34
I knew there was a good reason why she never did it for me. Skinny beanpoles don't age well.
By Fred, on May 12, 2008 14:35:37
She so obviously had work done on her stomach.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 14:47:07
I don't think this woman is Heidi Klum. She looks a little bit in the face, but not enough. She can't be, she isn't!
By Ef, on May 12, 2008 14:59:28
Photoshop, makeup and flattering lighting are amazing things.
Gentlemen, welcome to the real world.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 15:27:09
Uh oh. Todd fell for Photoshop.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 16:16:57
It's amazing what a few pounds of makeup, hair extensions, super-specific lighting and professional airbrushing can do. I can't believe anyone's actually surprised she looks like this in real life.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 16:45:23
this is what happens when being skinny goes bad. she obviously doesn't have any more weight to lose, you can see every bone in her body. she looks like she has that malnutrition bloat you see in 3rd world kids and Amy Winhouse.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 18:35:37
it's called she's a woman. if you get some in real life you'd know what a female body's supposed to look like.
ahem, was that mean?
just tell your penis to come back and photoshop will save the day. it'll all be okay. i promise.
By linda, on May 12, 2008 19:26:01
Hey, Heidi Klum would be the first to admit that she has excellent make-up artists ,photo finishers , etc, and that she has mentioned that. This pic should be proof for some here in tha tthe mag pics are photshopped, croped etc. A make-up artist is not called an artist for nothing.
By Give Heidi a pass, on May 12, 2008 20:35:33
From a notebook dropped from a passing alien spaceship: "Plan to depopulate the earth.... take over popular media and make men unable to have sex with actual women. Bonus: the idiots will spend their whole lives jerking off wistfully to photoshopped fantasies while we try not to die laughing."
I mean, come on.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 22:53:01
Just needs exercise - STAT.
Note to Heidi... you can't get away with dieting alone. Signed, sad fans.
(cc: Mischa Barton, Kate Moss, Janice Dickinson..)
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 23:33:14
Another woman who could benefit from a one piece bathing suit. She has no shape whatsoever.
By les, on May 13, 2008 03:43:51
lol, all you chicks claiming that Heidi's beauty is all due to photoshopping, lighting, etc., are just trying to fool yourselves into thinking that there really are no women who are better looking than yourselves. Heidi could gain 50 lb and still be hotter than 90% of the rest of the female population.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 08:03:34
I have seen Heidi Klum in person and trust me, she does not look as half hot as in the magazines
By aanagai, on May 13, 2008 11:49:39
She's had three kids and she's not being touched up by Photoshop. Yes, all supermodels look like normal people when they're not in the studio. Back off because all you "confused penises" would still hit that if you had the chance.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 12:38:42
Oh my god, she's aging! STOP THE PRESSES.
Holy christ todd, I didn't think it was possible to be this inane.
It gets harder with age to stave off the fat and cellulite to which women are genetically predisposed. Coupled with the unfortunate fact that weight loss in most women affects the chest first, these pictures are merely a reflection of the societal pressure on female celebrities (and, increasingly, all women) to stay starvation-thin.
Too bad about the tits though, eh guys?
You fucking idiots.
By serena, on May 13, 2008 13:14:24
Heidi Glum
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 16:13:21
Man I totally thought it was Kirsten Dunst too, UGH!...Heidi looks less saggy standing up in her bikini...as do most of us I suppose...I guess it's better that she has clothes covering her up then, especially on TV...
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 22:07:07
I never understood the appeal of her. Her face is fair at best and she used to be all body. Now she looks like an old lady.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 09:49:56
Looks like the placenta was never discharged...
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 18:23:53
What a bunch of idiots on this forum!!..
U r pathetic!
What are you getting at with this forum? That celebrities are humans and that they do have flaws? Thanks for the insight! I thought celebrities weren't humans.. lol
For all the idiots quick to criticize how Heidi looks in bikini.. How many moms do you know (over 35 and three kids) who look in a bikini half as good as she does?
It is all in the make up and photoshop? How about we try to put your sister/cousin/mom with tons of make up + hair extensions + photoshop and see how how they look on the cover of a magazine? Sorry guys, but they still wouldn't look half as good as Heidi..
Get over yourselves, morons. Nobody on this earth becomes a supermodel, unless they have an exceptional body. And personality. Heidi is one of them. Get over it. Nope, women weren't created equal..lol
By roger, on May 25, 2008 16:36:56
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