58 Comments:

• yo YO YO, let me aks y'all a QUESTION! Class is in session biotches!
  
  Why is it that they bring back Iron Man, but they don't bring back The GREEN HORNET, huh?! HUH MUTHAFUCKAS?!?!
  
  First Prize to the person who correctly replies to this query.

  By Professor Blingy Washington, on May 5, 2008 13:49:14

• Wow. Ashley Judd looks like hell.
  
  And yeah, there should be a green hornet movie. But GH didn't blow up shit like Iron Man.
  
  

  By Huckabama Lee, on May 5, 2008 13:53:24

• Huh? I don't see Ashley Judd anywhere.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 13:55:47

• Good movie, but why did they celebrate its opening with the Parade of the Douchebags?

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 14:01:26

• It's a joke, cheese.

  By Angry Bob, on May 5, 2008 14:03:18

• 14:01 -- Because it's a Hollywood movie opening.

  By Angry Bob, on May 5, 2008 14:04:32

• Why does Vince Vaughan always look like a fucking serial killer in all of his red carpet photos? Stay at home next time if you can't be excited about being there!

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 14:08:32

• Vince Vaughn never used to look this bad all the time. I think it's probably Jennifer Aniston's fault. Todd was probably right about her vag having teeth.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 14:11:13

• Oh Pete, you're so clever with the double middle finger up the nose! Not only are you "stickin' it to the man (twice!)", but you're also saying what a witty cad you are by sticking the middle fingers right up your nose! Gosh, I can't wait to see what you come up for your next one. Good one!

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 14:17:09

• Didn't see it...

  By Joe Mahma, on May 5, 2008 14:21:39

• So tired of these cartoon and comic book movies.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 14:22:25

• Mh, Robert Downey Jr. ...

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 15:14:40

• I want to melt Robert Downey Jr and put him on my Tostitos.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 15:24:50

• I want to melt him and dribble him down your asscrack.

  By boneonymous, on May 5, 2008 15:29:16

• Grey's nose made her a little bit unrecognizable. But what's up with the cat-eye plastic surgery? Yikes!

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 15:41:13

• "two paralyzed Wiccan lesbians who live in a tree house and teach socialism to squirrels" - Give the squirrels vibrators and tabasco sauce and I'll risk an hour or so.
  
  

  By satanswombat, on May 5, 2008 15:42:54

• Stan Lee was there! Strange to see pics of him on this site.

  By stanley, on May 5, 2008 16:20:26

• Who let Pete Wentz out of his girlfriends closet

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 16:44:09

• Professor, what do you mean "bring back Iron Man but not Green Hornet?" Iron Man has been in the comics, multiple cartoons, now a film, and will be in future films. Green Hornet was created for radio, moved over to television, was in movies in the 40's, comics, short books, back in the movies again in the 90's, and a new film is in the works now. Green Hornet predates Iron Man by about 30 years and has been consistently in public eye. So instead of being ghetto and butchering the English language by using MUTHAFUCKA in everyday posts, use your brain, open a book, do some research. Remember it's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're stupid, rather than open your mouth and prove them right.

  By Justin, on May 5, 2008 17:25:54

• Downey was RUUUUDE to Yehya (that funny Egyptian) guy on Kimmel!

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 17:48:14

• Yeah I heard it's a good movie but God, just fucking gweneth paltrow have to be in it?
  
  She's got the acting skills of a 4x8 sheet of plywood. And the looks too.

  By Caveman, on May 5, 2008 17:55:29

• Iron Man killed this weekend, and Justin killed @17:25:54. Oh, snap!

  By Well played, Justin, my man, on May 5, 2008 17:58:08

• That's Jennifer Grey? Is she in an FBI witness protection program? She would look more natural if she wore a Guy Fawkes mask.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 18:06:34

• I loved this movie and Robert Downey, Jr. is fucking hot!!!!

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 19:00:45

• Kevin Smith was writing a Green Hornet movie at one point.
  
  Marvel is going to put DC to shame. They are going to start cross promoting and putting characters into other characters' films.
  
  DC made one crappy Superman movie and one good Batman movie. Get on it!

  By superninja, on May 5, 2008 19:18:57

• Having made more than $100 million, Iron Man has officially become Robert Downey Jr.'s biggest hit that wasn't attached to the end of a pipe.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 19:26:22

• The movie was great, but damn - the red carpet is lookin' like a hot, deep fried mess.

  By Dino-Ray, on May 5, 2008 20:04:09

• Thank you, Justin. Blingy SUCKS.

  By Yeah, I said it., on May 5, 2008 21:18:30

• I am sickened by all the adoration for this poser Iron Man. One flick of my snout and he's down for the count. Filthy bastard.

  By Wonder Warthog, on May 6, 2008 05:26:56

• "and Justin killed @17:25:54. Oh, snap!"
  
  Does "killed" mean "missed sarcasm in hilariously pathetic fashion"? If so, then your statement is accurate.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 06:10:53

• to justin and his cheerleaders...but especially justin...
  
  I guess humor is not your strong point, eh? with a name like "professor blingy washington", do you think those posts are for real?
  
  remember, it's better not to post and let people think you have no sense of humor than to actually post and prove them right.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 06:38:53

• I didn't realize the Green Hornet was black.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 06:44:16

• That's right, Daddy's movies are boring with all that talking and stuff. Now finish your Dinosaur Chicken Patty dinner and I'll get your Incredible Hulk floatie and Spiderman jammies ready for splash-splash and beddie-bye.

  By Mr Smartypants, on May 6, 2008 07:12:35

• I understand that Republicans loved the whole arms dealer as hero thing.Too bad that there won't be a sequal though.McCain's using the suit as an iron lung nowadays.

  By Hugo Mountebank, on May 6, 2008 07:38:56

• HELL NO!!! BLINGY FOREVER!!!!!

  By i want to bear Blingy's illegitimate children, on May 6, 2008 08:03:28

• Dammit, Blingy. There WAS a Green Hornet movie made:
  
  Green Hornet movie

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 08:38:56

• Ultra man could kick iron mans ass anyday of the week..Iron man was lame just like the movie was lame.Its just cheap to make and not alot of thought goes into it and it makes millions ,,just what they want..

  By madmike, on May 6, 2008 09:24:01

• What happened to Jennifer Grey? She looks like J. Lo.

  By Willa Dodge, on May 6, 2008 10:22:12

• 19:26:22 - LMAO!

  By Albatross, on May 6, 2008 10:53:04

• I should probably re-shop that Little Lulu treatment I did, while comic book movies are still hot.

  By Zen Wizard, on May 6, 2008 10:59:35

• Wow, Stan Lee and Black Sabbath turned up. I think... yep, that's a hole in my monitor. Ooh, right through the wall behind.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 11:32:44

• Do me, Downey!... Oh yeah, great movie!

  By Hussyfit, on May 6, 2008 13:33:08

• Yeah, except Blingy just isn't that funny (never really was IMHO).
  
  Time to move on smarty pants, the plebs have grown tired of the joke.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 14:21:15

• Iron Man was a practically flawless hero flick; its makers drop some pretty obvious sequel hints too... i'm thinking the next one should be equally great

  By patrick, on May 6, 2008 14:44:46

• Yeah, the Blingy shtick has worn thin, and it honestly was never that funny to begin with. Todd and Jenny are the funny ones. Oh, and 6:38 - Take Blingy's dick outta your mouth and learn what real humor is.

  By You suck, Prof. Washington, on May 6, 2008 14:48:33

• Movie was very good. RDJ was great, so was Bridges. Paltrow is along as a passenger, hope she didn't get paid for her shitty-ass acting.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 15:17:36

• ZenWizard:
  You may be righter than you think.

  By jbonz, on May 6, 2008 16:10:35

• Can't wait for the sequel! Watch the closing credits and Nick Fury appears.

  By JC, on May 6, 2008 17:35:49

• Jennifer Grey has always had the squinting eye look. She does not look like she has had any major cosmetic surgery and is completely recognizable. She looks great for 48.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 17:59:03

• Best actor in the group.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 18:13:27

• Robert Downey Jr. Yum yum.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 20:52:51

• I hated Iron Man. I like the movie about lesbian Wiccans, better.
  
  hothothot

  By jughed, on May 6, 2008 22:59:03

• a great man

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 23:46:29

• "Yeah, except Blingy just isn't that funny (never really was IMHO)."
  
  yeah, it's much more interesting to see 100 posts like "OMG Robert Downey is hott" or "Ewww Britney's not a good mom". Right, Blingy's the uninteresting one.

  By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 06:35:23

• Blingy defending himself as "anonymous". Sad. Sad little clown.

  By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 15:40:17

• I don't think Blingy needs to defend himself as "anonymous." He brings a little variety to the boards. The only people that really don't like him on here are the self-important assclowns that can't recognize a joke. I'm sorry, I thought I was on IDLYITW, not Pajiba. Lighten up.
  

  By Elle, on May 7, 2008 16:16:45

• The only people that don't think he's funny are those who've seen the exaggerated illiterate black guy schtick done a few thousand times before and a few thousand times better. Get a clue.

  By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 17:58:13

• More proof that multiculturalists have no sense of humor.
  
  Go Blingy. Work it, brutherr.

  By White Man's Overbite, on May 7, 2008 18:01:35