33 Comments:

• It's the uninspired sex followed by the pillow talk. That's what does her in. Especially the pillow talk. "That was great, John! I love how gentle you were with me. Because when I was with Brad..."
  
  *bang*

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:15:20

• I would hit that with the uncontrollable vigorousness of a male dog humping a bitch in heat.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:24:36

• but he's gay lol!

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:27:57

• I don't think he's gay, but his songs certainly are. And that's just as bad, if not worse.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:31:31

• She looks very excited in pic # 6.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:31:47

• That poor poor woman will settle for anything at this point. He is hardly a catch and probably has an STD or two or five. I feel sorry for her, just a little.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:34:57

• ps - its no wonder she can't ever find a good man...all it ever seems like she does is lay out tanning.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:36:17

• John who? Filming what? Sorry. I was too distracted by Nipple Aniston's nipples. Did I say nipples? I meant nipples.

  By Santos, on May 12, 2008 09:48:10

• "That poor poor woman will settle for anything at this point."
  
  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:34:57
  
  All right! I'm in!

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 09:48:37

• aw come on Jenn what the hell are you doing with that DOUCHEBAG ,he is a moron shit girl are you that desperate for dick that you would let him poke your sugar walls that sucks jenn

  By jess needs to get laid, on May 12, 2008 10:25:09

• Um...eww!! I dont' even have the words.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 10:25:32

• I know it's a tattoo but it looks like he just got done putting a transmission in a Kenworth.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 10:32:26

• I don't know what the big deal is, they are not hurting anyone, they seem to enjoy each others company, they are both single and rich..I say, good for you Jen, have some fun!

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 10:34:14

• I'll bet you could cut diamonds with those nipples.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 10:37:47

• Her body language says it all; she's pouring herself all over him. Des-per-ate!

  By Monica, on May 12, 2008 10:59:02

• He's a player. He'll dump her for the next hotter model. She's trying to show the public that's she moved on by dating numerous men. Sorry hon, but this reeks of desperation.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 11:06:34

• This woman will never learn to keep her love life private. When he dumps her, and we all know he will, she's going to look like a fool again. I can't blame her for wanting to have some photographic evidence that she's getting some, though. John Mayer's music is vile but he did win me over once when he was on the Chappelle Show playing guitar while Dave sang the "Diffrent Strokes" theme song.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 12:04:28

• It's ill. If she can listen to his "music" and still be attracted, help is definitely needed. She's no great prize either; don't most girls have nips? I've seen better at the County Fair. Peace on them both; maybe it's a good match.

  By Cornholius Caesar, on May 12, 2008 12:12:43

• This fake romance should last until her latest movie is released. The look on his face says it all, he is bored to death with her already.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 12:38:23

• He looks bored out of his skull.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 12:52:53

• Yeah, she's desperate. That much is true but that is just what makes it so, so funny.

  By Angelina Jolie, on May 12, 2008 14:36:39

• Monica, I agree. He looks like he'd much rather be somewhere else.
  JM in thumbnail #1: "Hmmm, I really wish I could get my hands on some big erect cock... *sigh*"

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 14:45:53

• Jen Aniston has the biggest nipples on earth. I would prove it, but then she would sue me for releasing those pictures.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 15:02:44

• I'll betcha he pissed in that pool. Gave it his own special "flavour".
  
  Mmmm...Eau de Douche.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on May 12, 2008 15:10:26

• these look very staged. they are playing to the camera, that's not her usual style.

  By phoebe, on May 12, 2008 15:40:55

• I think they're made for eachother. Maybe because of their similar "before hollywood" pictures.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 17:12:16

• I'm sure John would rather have Brad Pitt but since Angelina has him chastised he went for the next best thing.

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 17:35:26

• I don't think Mayer's arm tatoo is that great. However, he's got a good track record going with the older hollywood actress crowd.

  By jc, on May 12, 2008 18:22:09

• do peoples' lips ever fall off from excessive make out?

  By linda, on May 12, 2008 19:27:30

• Nice to see two SINGLE, fun loving adults enjoying the Miami sunshine together. Who of us who isn't in a committed relationship hasn't dated several members of the opposite sex during our lifetime? Nice photos, nice people. Great to see celebs with CLASS and morals, rather than all the young celebrity HO's recently.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 07:45:59

• publicity stunt, so people stop pitying her.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 10:00:40

• Not sure what to think. Everyone deserves happiness. They wouldn't happen to have the same publicist would they?

  By MyEyeIsOnYou, on May 13, 2008 11:30:50

• i love jen. she's so down to earth.

  By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 10:25:32