Whip cream is not fun. Once it's licked off it's sticky. Ice cubes are lame too. There are better ways to give goosebumps. John Mayer sounds like he just read page 1 of of some "How to Drive Her Crazy In Bed" book that was written by a virgin.
I Find it hard to believe someone as boring as the chin is having so much fun. Hit and run mayer is just getting a taste of every desperate woman in the industry.
I hate that I find John Mayer even the tiniest bit attractive because his music makes me heave and his tattoos are stupid...but he's so cute though. Damn those puppy dog eyes!
As for Jen, I know almost everyone here hates her, but I still think she's pretty in an average-y kinda way and seems nice.
This makes sense. John has to start out with the cliche sex moves to warm the ice queen up to him. So when it escalates to him suggesting he piss on her, she's more willing to go along.
Why doesn't Jennifer try dating someone who is NOT FAMOUS! The problem with her is she only dates other famous people. It doesn't make any sense. Especially since she is semi-retired.
Her ex Brad Pitt is another example. First Gwyneth, then Jennier and then Angelina. He only dates ultra-famous people.
Jen, if you're reading this (and you just might be, seeing how desperate you are for attentions), no one will believe you unless you release a sex tape. So get to it! And ixnay on the hippedway reamcay.
It's Star magazine, people. The grocery store should have a fiction section just for that stupid magazine. It's for people who can't understand all the big words in "People."
And I would do naughty, naughty things to that woman any day of the week...
jennifer aniston is the hotness. stop bashing her. she went through a really rough patch in her life and is trying to rebuild her broken self confidence by whoring. so shut the fuck up.
9 1/2 Weeks? More like Hot Shots! What was that he popped out of her belly button, a grape? An olive? I can't remember. That'll be the next one I rent, I guess...
Ice cubes are so lame. The whole food thing is lame, too. You know how long it takes to get Nutella out of Egyptian cotton sheets? Out of satin? For-evah!
For me it's heavy breathing in my ear, kissing, and a little nibble here and there. And dirty talk, of course.
Rowr.
PS: I hope they used a lot of chlorine in that pool. Guaranteed "Your Body Is A Douchey Wonderland" boy just pissed in it. That's why he's smilin', y'all.
>>"John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," says the source. >>
Well, I'm gonna steal this from Chelsea Handler, who said the same thing the other day and then added . . . 'Their role playing goes something like her saying "Why don't we play Brad and Angelina?" LOL. Now that's funny.
Ahhhhh....it's good to see two attractive , SINGLE celebs enjoying one another in the sun. Good for Jen, and as to the role playing, i think it's much safer than what her ex and his skank are reputed to do, vibrators, whips, cutting, etc. Ewwwwwwwwwww
>>"John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," says the source. <<
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New for Jen? Yeah, sure...I bet she has never done role-play. She sunbathes topless, smokes a ton of reefer, walks around nude in "The BreakUp" AND in an episode of Friends, she dressed up in a barely there bikini to be Princess Leia dressed as Jabba's Slave Girl to turn Ross on.
Yes, I'm quite sure role play is new to an actress with those credentials.
14:40:03, and yet they are STILL together while Jen is still desperately scrabbling at every male hobag in Hollywood. Evidently the kink works!
To Jen fans everywhere: it is not healthy to try to work out your issues via a loser celebrity. Yeah, your ass was dumped for someone hotter, but that doesn't mean you should rush to identify just because she was too. News flash: she's also whiny, clingy, desperate and her chin comes in second to SJP's horse face.
Is this someone you REALLY want to identify with, in the hopes that it will somehow make you come out on top above the sexier new girl?
John Mayer is a manho and he is young enough and rich enough and on the road to have all the groupies , startlets and real models and actresses he can have. Jennifer is still making these B-movies in hopes to get that Oscar ...it ain't happening. She is Rachel in looks, voice,gestures, facial expressions, etc., from friends in all of her movies. She is not good of an actress. This fling she has going on with Mayer is going to go south and she should stop trying to get guys like a male Jolie, famous ones. Just get a nice crew guy and stay out the gossip rags. Make a happy guiet personal life and beat Brad and Angelina that way.
HAHAHHAH, AND if I were her, I would have had that baby with Brad right when he started the movie with Jolie and been on the set OFTEN. HAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There would have been no Brad and Angelina.
Gee whiz just because she is desperate for a man she shouldn't sink so low to date this pond scum. When he gets bored he will move on to someone younger and hotter. She needs therapy to get over Brad.
The best sex in her life? That isn't too hard seeing as ol' Braddie boy was hung like a monkey's small toe. Probably the first time she's felt a normal sized cock.
Mayer is a fucking tool.With every new boy toy Anniston looks more fucking pathetic.Whip cream and feathers?Costumes?So obvious who didn't spend any time on a college campus.Fucking sex rookies.
I hate this ugly insecure slut. Only virgins use whip cream because they have yet to find out that it's annoying and isn't that much fun. People try it once as teenagers and never again.
51 Comments:
Leave Your CommentTickle your ass with a feather?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:02:32
Nice ass.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:02:50
Whip cream is not fun. Once it's licked off it's sticky. Ice cubes are lame too. There are better ways to give goosebumps. John Mayer sounds like he just read page 1 of of some "How to Drive Her Crazy In Bed" book that was written by a virgin.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:05:34
If they're so busy having sex, why are there so many damn pictures of them at a hotel pool? I'd be inside fucking like bunnies if I were them.
By Willa Dodge, on May 23, 2008 11:06:05
What's the role playing, he plays the man and she plays the woman? Because right now Mayer is the most female looking one in that relationship.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:07:08
she does have a very nice ass. and meh at the whipped cream and ice cubes. role playing is fun though.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:07:31
Every ass looks good underwater. Water hides imperfections.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:08:14
lol Jennifer Aniston
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:12:46
I Find it hard to believe someone as boring as the chin is having so much fun. Hit and run mayer is just getting a taste of every desperate woman in the industry.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:15:59
Ok guys, if whipped cream and ice cubes are boring, tell me, what other things can i do to make Jennifer estatic? Please do tell...
By The author of "How to Drive Her Crazy In Bed" , on May 23, 2008 11:18:25
She realizes Friends is over and no one cares about her anymore, right?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:18:52
I hate that I find John Mayer even the tiniest bit attractive because his music makes me heave and his tattoos are stupid...but he's so cute though. Damn those puppy dog eyes!
As for Jen, I know almost everyone here hates her, but I still think she's pretty in an average-y kinda way and seems nice.
By Ashley, on May 23, 2008 11:19:15
Role playing?
So something like, "Hey, Jen! Let's pretend I'm fucking a beautiful talented actress. Wear this bag over your face."
By jtg, on May 23, 2008 11:28:25
This makes sense. John has to start out with the cliche sex moves to warm the ice queen up to him. So when it escalates to him suggesting he piss on her, she's more willing to go along.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:30:53
And yeah, the role playing involves Jen being a toilet
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:34:38
Why doesn't Jennifer try dating someone who is NOT FAMOUS! The problem with her is she only dates other famous people. It doesn't make any sense. Especially since she is semi-retired.
Her ex Brad Pitt is another example. First Gwyneth, then Jennier and then Angelina. He only dates ultra-famous people.
By tony the tiger, on May 23, 2008 11:36:48
But What About Polly?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:42:11
Well, I dunno 'bout Jen, but I'd have him gently bite the back of my neck and kiss or lick all the way up and down my spine. That gives ME goosebumps!
By yeah right!, on May 23, 2008 11:42:57
John Mayer and whip cream? Eww. I just became lactose intolerant.
By Santos, on May 23, 2008 11:57:44
I sure would love it if my bitch told millions of people about our sex lives.
By Not being sarcastic. At all., on May 23, 2008 11:59:51
He's such a dirty manwhore, I'm sure she'll be real happy when she wakes up with some STD.
By Ice Cube, on May 23, 2008 12:08:32
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Best comment today!!!!
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"Role playing?
So something like, "Hey, Jen! Let's pretend I'm fucking a beautiful talented actress. Wear this bag over your face."
By jtg, on May 23, 2008 11:28:25"
By angry asian, on May 23, 2008 12:15:21
Aniston's PR person should stop reading Penthouse Forum. Ice cubes? Whipped cream? Feathers?
Some greasy 50 year old man is writing this stuff.
By Phil McCracken, on May 23, 2008 12:21:33
For the love of god, do we really believe this crap when it's "leaked". Someone out there just makes this ridiculous crap up. Stupid.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:35:59
Jen, if you're reading this (and you just might be, seeing how desperate you are for attentions), no one will believe you unless you release a sex tape. So get to it! And ixnay on the hippedway reamcay.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:42:06
It's Star magazine, people. The grocery store should have a fiction section just for that stupid magazine. It's for people who can't understand all the big words in "People."
And I would do naughty, naughty things to that woman any day of the week...
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:44:36
Most of the shit Star publishes ends up being true, it's just the fans of these loser celebs don't like hearing the truth about the celebs.
Jennifer Aniston fans are so dumb. This isn't even bad press for her, of course her press people leaked this.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:46:53
it won't last. She'll fuck it up somehow. she always does.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:02:54
I think Jen has been staying home and watching "9 1/2 Weeks" while John is going out and fucking every 19 year old he can get his hands on.
By thebig28, on May 23, 2008 13:06:04
jennifer aniston is the hotness. stop bashing her. she went through a really rough patch in her life and is trying to rebuild her broken self confidence by whoring. so shut the fuck up.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 23, 2008 13:23:35
She has a really, really nice ass!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:54:03
9 1/2 Weeks? More like Hot Shots! What was that he popped out of her belly button, a grape? An olive? I can't remember. That'll be the next one I rent, I guess...
Ice cubes are so lame. The whole food thing is lame, too. You know how long it takes to get Nutella out of Egyptian cotton sheets? Out of satin? For-evah!
For me it's heavy breathing in my ear, kissing, and a little nibble here and there. And dirty talk, of course.
Rowr.
PS: I hope they used a lot of chlorine in that pool. Guaranteed "Your Body Is A Douchey Wonderland" boy just pissed in it. That's why he's smilin', y'all.
By VigilantehHotnessLeRowr, on May 23, 2008 14:05:58
>>"John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," says the source. >>
Well, I'm gonna steal this from Chelsea Handler, who said the same thing the other day and then added . . . 'Their role playing goes something like her saying "Why don't we play Brad and Angelina?" LOL. Now that's funny.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 14:13:40
Ahhhhh....it's good to see two attractive , SINGLE celebs enjoying one another in the sun. Good for Jen, and as to the role playing, i think it's much safer than what her ex and his skank are reputed to do, vibrators, whips, cutting, etc. Ewwwwwwwwwww
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 14:40:03
Oh Jen, he ain't no Brad Pitt!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 15:02:13
I keep trying to get Jen to role-play a chick with dignity who doesn't whine about her ex non-stop.
By John Mayer as told to TheBig28, on May 23, 2008 15:09:41
>>"John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," says the source. <<
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New for Jen? Yeah, sure...I bet she has never done role-play. She sunbathes topless, smokes a ton of reefer, walks around nude in "The BreakUp" AND in an episode of Friends, she dressed up in a barely there bikini to be Princess Leia dressed as Jabba's Slave Girl to turn Ross on.
Yes, I'm quite sure role play is new to an actress with those credentials.
What a dumb article.
By JR, on May 23, 2008 16:11:47
I keep trying to get Jen to role-play a chick with dignity who doesn't whine about her ex non-stop.
Win! :D
Aniston fans are such losers. The guy who dumped you for the hotter chick with self esteem is never coming back to you. Get or it.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 17:37:28
14:40:03, and yet they are STILL together while Jen is still desperately scrabbling at every male hobag in Hollywood. Evidently the kink works!
To Jen fans everywhere: it is not healthy to try to work out your issues via a loser celebrity. Yeah, your ass was dumped for someone hotter, but that doesn't mean you should rush to identify just because she was too. News flash: she's also whiny, clingy, desperate and her chin comes in second to SJP's horse face.
Is this someone you REALLY want to identify with, in the hopes that it will somehow make you come out on top above the sexier new girl?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 20:46:43
Tickle your ass with a feather. Particularly nasty weather. Bad day for a fuck anyway.
By The Inhuman Genome Project, on May 24, 2008 04:50:35
John Mayer is a manho and he is young enough and rich enough and on the road to have all the groupies , startlets and real models and actresses he can have. Jennifer is still making these B-movies in hopes to get that Oscar ...it ain't happening. She is Rachel in looks, voice,gestures, facial expressions, etc., from friends in all of her movies. She is not good of an actress. This fling she has going on with Mayer is going to go south and she should stop trying to get guys like a male Jolie, famous ones. Just get a nice crew guy and stay out the gossip rags. Make a happy guiet personal life and beat Brad and Angelina that way.
HAHAHHAH, AND if I were her, I would have had that baby with Brad right when he started the movie with Jolie and been on the set OFTEN. HAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There would have been no Brad and Angelina.
By Daybreak, on May 24, 2008 07:25:24
What will Jen do when John starts dating someone hotter like Brad did? he he
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:12:54
Gee whiz just because she is desperate for a man she shouldn't sink so low to date this pond scum. When he gets bored he will move on to someone younger and hotter. She needs therapy to get over Brad.
By xenu, on May 24, 2008 13:08:44
The best sex in her life? That isn't too hard seeing as ol' Braddie boy was hung like a monkey's small toe. Probably the first time she's felt a normal sized cock.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 16:17:05
Jennifer Aniston is so painfully average. She shouldn't be proud that Mayer got with her AFTER Trainwreck Simpson.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2008 07:05:32
Mayer is a fucking tool.With every new boy toy Anniston looks more fucking pathetic.Whip cream and feathers?Costumes?So obvious who didn't spend any time on a college campus.Fucking sex rookies.
By hollywoodsucks, on May 25, 2008 12:56:28
I hate this ugly insecure slut. Only virgins use whip cream because they have yet to find out that it's annoying and isn't that much fun. People try it once as teenagers and never again.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2008 17:34:05
How long would it take Angelena to get john to dump jen for a taste of the real deal?
By anonymous, on May 25, 2008 19:04:52
don't they know how to tuck the tags INSIDE the bathing suits?
By anonymous, on May 27, 2008 09:29:52
Oh Christ, I can't believe believe this shit.
Regardless, Jen is one smoking hot looking woman.
By Joe, on May 27, 2008 15:06:42
She has one of the best ass along with Kate Hudson.
By anonymous, on May 27, 2008 18:27:47
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