I am SO over her. Isn't she the bitch that dumped his ass not too long ago over the phone and then got back together? She needs some time in a WOMAN'S PRISON to get over herself.
21:42 there are tons of candid pictures of alba without makeup in skimpy bikinis at beaches everywhere and she is still hot as hell so your attempt to take out your insecurities on other women didnt work out so well.
i have to laugh when i think about how much money these people spent to get alba to marry cash. all because they didn't want her talking to a man whose immune to AIDS. i wonder how much they'll pay rihanna to help eradicate that gene pool from the black race. lol. its insane. bwahhahahahaha.
21 Comments:
Leave Your CommentTodd I truly share your pain. She was one hot chick. WAS! Past tense! I have nothing but contempt for anyone named "Cash".
By Santos, on May 21, 2008 09:53:52
Penises everywhere are weeping in unison ...
By teammlr1, on May 21, 2008 10:15:25
Good riddance! Off to obscurity to you, Miss Talentless Actress. Looking forward to your Playboy spread when you try to revive your career.
Career! Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, I know "what career?"
By jtg, on May 21, 2008 10:38:13
An open letter to Mrs. Jessica Alba Warren
FUCK YOU
- everyone who ever loved you*
(*and by "loved you" I mean "loved themselves while looking at pictures of you.")
By i don't like you in any way, on May 21, 2008 11:10:45
what does cash do?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 12:13:29
She used to be really hot before she got Richie skinny and turned into Scowlly Monster Bitch. Not she's just kinda "Meh".
By Ashley, on May 21, 2008 12:31:48
12:13:29 - Mooch off of Jessica and run some lame-ass website.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 12:32:43
Not = Now. Good thing the grammar police are taking the day off, hehe.
By Ashley, on May 21, 2008 12:49:40
DAMMIT JESSICAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn you Alba and Biel!!!!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 13:14:50
I give it 8 months.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 14:31:24
God, she could've done way better.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 15:07:00
Cash is a brutha. His dad played the black cop on Hill Street Blues. Nice pick up for the team Cash.
By Hot Rob, on May 21, 2008 15:19:36
time for alba's career to wash up,
nobody's gonna give much of s shit about her now.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 15:54:36
She needs to wear that outfit again when her tits are engorged with milk.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 16:06:06
I am SO over her. Isn't she the bitch that dumped his ass not too long ago over the phone and then got back together? She needs some time in a WOMAN'S PRISON to get over herself.
By Jessica is NOT all that, on May 21, 2008 17:06:22
perfect ass, perfect tits, gorgeous face, yum.
By ashley, on May 21, 2008 17:28:14
Ashley...without tons of makeup, a push-up bra, and tight clothes, she looks like every other chick in line at the health department.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 21:42:46
I've seen female Mexican weather-casters that put Alba to shame. They probably can't act their way out of a paper bag. Then again, neither can Alba.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on May 21, 2008 23:31:47
Yep, I'm sure Ashley's far more attractive than Jessica Alba.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 03:36:27
21:42 there are tons of candid pictures of alba without makeup in skimpy bikinis at beaches everywhere and she is still hot as hell so your attempt to take out your insecurities on other women didnt work out so well.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 10:30:39
i have to laugh when i think about how much money these people spent to get alba to marry cash. all because they didn't want her talking to a man whose immune to AIDS. i wonder how much they'll pay rihanna to help eradicate that gene pool from the black race. lol. its insane. bwahhahahahaha.
By Herman B, on May 23, 2008 04:38:19
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