"They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with."
I have a lot of respect for Justin Timberlake. Here is a guy who is an outspoken Michael Jackson fan. Was a fucking mousketeer. Performs horrible prefab and predictable pop "music". Inserted his penis in Britney Spears. And yet despite all of these failings, he still manages to convince women to not only fuck him, but carry his child and marry him. Impressive. Very impressive.
Why do people hate Biel so much? She's athletic and has an awesome ass and very pretty face. She doesn't whore for the paparazzi every day. Are you guys just jealous she's with that queer Justin and you're not? LAME
Noone's talking smack on her body. Yeah her body's smokin' hot, we all fucking agree. It just so happens she ain't got the prettiest face to match that ass...is all we're saying.
I thought they were both gay. No? *scratching head* But didn't she kiss some girl, here on these very pages? (I like to pretend I am enjoying fine literature when I visit IDLYITW.) And he-- well, no photos needed. So why are they-- I mean... Does either one of them really need to convince the world they are heterosexual, or require a whopping publicity stunt to jumpstart their flagging careers? They're both doing quite well, thank you very much, unlike La Simpson 2.0 and that... that thing.
So if a gay man and a gay woman have a baby, which one actually carries the child? I'm not clear on how the genetics work in this situation, but Timberlack is going to look mighty funny with a baby bump.
her body will be smoking while she's knocked up and afterwards.
unlike mischa, britney, paris, and all those other lazy coke whores, jessica is a fitness freak.
in addition, jessica will develop bigger boobies while she's pregnant and afterwards if she nurses (see Aguilera and Salma Hayek). She's going to be a stupidly hot pregnant lady.
And frankly, they just don't bug me all that much. They don't shove their business & PDA in our faces, show up 10 times a week drunk or stoned like winehouse and generally seem to be pretty normal.
Thier not getting married and Jessica isn,t pregnant ! Justin said on Ellen D when she mentioned a double wedding and Justin laugh and said " no" ! but I,ll sing at your wedding ! I would indicate that he has no attention of marrying Jessica even though he said he's the happiest he's ever been that would mean I lot of things going on in his life not just who he is dating When Justin was dating Cameron it was reported that she too was pregnant and he was going to marry her The UK Sun started this RUMOR and now it's a buzz all over the internet
No way in hell will Justin Timberlake marry anyone. Ever. Shelf Ass will not be the woman he settles for. I don't know if this shit keeps getting stirred up by her camp or what, but if she's lucky, they'll knock it off. Boys like Timberlake don't like the constant wedding talk.
And I'm sorry, but there's no way in hell that someone as vain as Shelf Ass would ever get knocked up. She has one thing in her favor: her body. Why do you think she's always photographed outside, in skin-tight work-out clothes, bending over and shit? Because it gets her on the cover of Maxim, that's how. Do you think she's going to risk her meal ticket? No way.
As a straight, jealous female, that loves Justin Timberlake,I can say this:God that girl has a face like a horse!!! Don't TELL me ya'll don't see it! You know you do! BUT I must say, this kills me, she does have a kick ass body.
49 Comments:
Leave Your CommentPregnant with what? Because, there's no way that flaming virus-breeder gets it up for her behind closed doors.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:11:12
"They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with."
Madonna has always had the power to inspire gays.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:29:10
Cue the next Britney suicide watch if he marries her or gets her pregnant.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:32:56
Ah, I see. It appears that my pack of robot ninja werewolves must be recalibrated to attack wiggers with frosted hair. Game on, Timberlake. Game on.
LOL!!!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:34:27
I have a lot of respect for Justin Timberlake. Here is a guy who is an outspoken Michael Jackson fan. Was a fucking mousketeer. Performs horrible prefab and predictable pop "music". Inserted his penis in Britney Spears. And yet despite all of these failings, he still manages to convince women to not only fuck him, but carry his child and marry him. Impressive. Very impressive.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:37:53
butterface.
sorry. it's true.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 19, 2008 13:47:19
"butterface.
sorry. it's true."
and his music sucks too.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:56:04
She's one chick who won't be ruined by pregnancy and childbirth because she's a workout fanatic and you have to turn her around anyway.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 13:58:00
Why do people hate Biel so much? She's athletic and has an awesome ass and very pretty face. She doesn't whore for the paparazzi every day. Are you guys just jealous she's with that queer Justin and you're not? LAME
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:03:14
Oh darn, we've been called out by 14:03:14. I guess we'll just have to go find a site where you can bash celebrities...wait...
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:07:50
Noone's talking smack on her body. Yeah her body's smokin' hot, we all fucking agree. It just so happens she ain't got the prettiest face to match that ass...is all we're saying.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:17:47
Ruining in that body with a kid is like some sort of crime.
TODD, perhaps your robot ninja werewolves should team up with mine?
By thebig28, on May 19, 2008 14:26:41
"Noone's talking smack on her body."
Well, tell him (whoever Noone is) that he's crazy, her body is great.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:27:23
??
I thought they were both gay. No? *scratching head* But didn't she kiss some girl, here on these very pages? (I like to pretend I am enjoying fine literature when I visit IDLYITW.) And he-- well, no photos needed. So why are they-- I mean... Does either one of them really need to convince the world they are heterosexual, or require a whopping publicity stunt to jumpstart their flagging careers? They're both doing quite well, thank you very much, unlike La Simpson 2.0 and that... that thing.
*sigh* I need a playbook or something.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 19, 2008 14:27:26
I know it's been said a million times, but I'd love to actually see the people who say that women like Jessica Beil and Gisele aren't that hot.
And I'd love to see who those anonymous commenters are fucking. If anyone.
By Enough Already, on May 19, 2008 14:30:24
What to know what I think about Timberlak's music?
It's crap. It's feces. It's diarrhea. It's scat. It's shit. It's poop. It's excrement. It's butt mud. It's dookie. It's a turd. It's a dump. It's an ass-explosion. It's defecation.
It stinks.
By Vigilante's Anus, on May 19, 2008 14:31:08
Totally off subject, but is anybody else tired of seeing that autistic kid clapping in that ad in the corner?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:35:16
One thing's for sure ... Jessica didn't like guys when she was attending school at Tufts. ;^)
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:37:42
Jessica Biel should just walk around in a bikini.
Justin? Who cares, the little girls can have him.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:49:56
Anus, if you think Timberlicker's music is so bad, why is it I feel you dancing around down there when SexyBack comes on the radio?
Hmmm? Why is that? HMMMM?
Methinks mine Anus doth protest too much.
By Vigilante, on May 19, 2008 15:27:57
Jessica Biel is hot, but her caps are goofy. Reminds me of Matt Dillon's chompers in "There's Something About Mary"
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 15:50:51
yeah im tired of seeing that autistic add.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 16:00:33
So if a gay man and a gay woman have a baby, which one actually carries the child? I'm not clear on how the genetics work in this situation, but Timberlack is going to look mighty funny with a baby bump.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 16:14:17
somewhere cameron..diaz is slashing her wrists right about now.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 16:22:06
"somewhere cameron..diaz is slashing her wrists right about now."
Why would she? She probably prefers dating straight males and is relieved to be done with her beard duties.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 16:36:44
Like they'd be the only married lesbian+gay male celebrity couple with children in Hollywood...
By David D., on May 19, 2008 16:45:51
cameron went into a rage at an oscar party justin attended with jessica last year after he had been trying to dump cameron for over a year.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 17:06:02
He dodged a bullet however his breakup with Brittany went down.
By Twist, on May 19, 2008 17:49:36
anonymous 14:35:16
Is that what that's about? I thought there was a sale on retards or something.
By Ned Tugent, on May 19, 2008 18:07:43
I don't believe it. Jessica has a smokin body, but Justin seems to be playing for the other team.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 19:29:49
WHY GOD? WHY!!!!????!?!?!?!?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 19:49:08
AMERICA: WHY DO YOU CARE?
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 07:30:48
"Well, tell him (whoever Noone is) that he's crazy, her body is great."
Noone is Peter Noone.....Herman of Herman's Hermits......"Ms. Biel You've Got A Fucking Horseface".......
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 08:19:53
There goes her perfect body...LMAO ROTF!!!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 08:39:50
People still type "LMAO ROTF"??
By Acronyms R Us, on May 20, 2008 09:10:25
her body will be smoking while she's knocked up and afterwards.
unlike mischa, britney, paris, and all those other lazy coke whores, jessica is a fitness freak.
in addition, jessica will develop bigger boobies while she's pregnant and afterwards if she nurses (see Aguilera and Salma Hayek). She's going to be a stupidly hot pregnant lady.
And frankly, they just don't bug me all that much. They don't shove their business & PDA in our faces, show up 10 times a week drunk or stoned like winehouse and generally seem to be pretty normal.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 09:12:12
Dang, I looked up Horseface in Wikipedia, and the only pics there were of Tori Spelling and Sarah Jessica Parker!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 09:28:24
Thier not getting married and Jessica isn,t pregnant !
Justin said on Ellen D when she mentioned a double wedding and Justin laugh and said " no" ! but I,ll sing at your wedding ! I would indicate that he has no attention of marrying Jessica even though he said he's the happiest he's ever been that would mean I lot of things going on in his life not just who he is dating
When Justin was dating Cameron it was reported that she too was pregnant and he was going to marry her
The UK Sun started this RUMOR and now it's a buzz all over the internet
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 10:07:47
This item stinks of pr trash. The phrasing used by the source is laughable. Way to go Sun! They're wrong 100% of the time.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 10:56:42
YAWN! Timberflake is such a poser.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 12:39:38
Who cares about this dull couple.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 12:50:37
Vigilante--
I've been wondering for some time now: How is that you are so witty and gracious, yet your anus is such an asshole?
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 14:27:03
14:30:24 we are fucking people who are GOOD and HOT. And learn how to spell someone's name especially if you want to fuck them, fucktard.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 16:37:45
Damn it Justin!!!! Why her? Your my man. R U ASHAMED of me?
By Lance Bass, on May 20, 2008 20:04:44
No way in hell will Justin Timberlake marry anyone. Ever. Shelf Ass will not be the woman he settles for. I don't know if this shit keeps getting stirred up by her camp or what, but if she's lucky, they'll knock it off. Boys like Timberlake don't like the constant wedding talk.
And I'm sorry, but there's no way in hell that someone as vain as Shelf Ass would ever get knocked up. She has one thing in her favor: her body. Why do you think she's always photographed outside, in skin-tight work-out clothes, bending over and shit? Because it gets her on the cover of Maxim, that's how. Do you think she's going to risk her meal ticket? No way.
By Jo, on May 20, 2008 21:29:41
There Goes That Beautiful Body Of Hers!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 22:12:23
I just don't know, 14:27. I just don't know.
But I love you for saying I'm witty and gracious.
Anus? Care to butt in with your opinion?
By Vigilante, on May 21, 2008 13:14:55
She's UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 04:07:54
As a straight, jealous female, that loves Justin Timberlake,I can say this:God that girl has a face like a horse!!! Don't TELL me ya'll don't see it! You know you do!
BUT I must say, this kills me, she does have a kick ass body.
By Jessica, on May 23, 2008 21:03:30
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