22 Comments:

1. oooo... Todd you talk about her everyday. She must really give you a hard on!

   By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 23:25:13

2. whoops my mistake says it was posted by "Jenny". My apologies, Todd.

   By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 23:26:37

3. since I am a boy, I have no idea what you are talking about. but it matters not... i'm still reeling from when you gave me a *smooch* for my Fifth Element reference a week ago.
   
   >swoon!<

   By i don't like you in any way, on May 31, 2008 00:27:06

4. She's looking pretty bangable, but the whole cowboy theme is a little dorky if you ask me.

   By anonymous, on May 31, 2008 02:24:51

5. I would let her ride my face reverse cowboy. I'd toss Jessica's salad until the sun comes up!

   By thebig28, on May 31, 2008 02:34:30

6. thebig28 is going to make me throw up. stfu

   By anonymous, on May 31, 2008 02:52:21

7. She looks better there than she has been, but she's still irritating. Do her and Tony Romo even date anymore?
   
   And country music fucking sucks.

   By anonymous, on May 31, 2008 06:08:27

8. Just do whatever works is Simpson motto. Jump on a new band wagaon. She was suppose to upgrade in men after dumping Nick who was a fool. We know she is from Dallas, yeah, yeah , yeah, so do a country cd Tony Romo, that Glamour interview, all too contrived.
   Her song is okay. It is softer tha twhat he countrygirls, Carrie, Taylor, Miranda, Leann are putting out, Country market is easy and gullible so they will give her airtime and she will sell more cd's than she did in pop...get long lines at Fan Fair and havea country city tour.

   By Too contrived, on May 31, 2008 07:30:04

9. She is so damn annoying, I want to slap her.

   By Albatross, on May 31, 2008 14:49:11

10. Okay, okay, she's not Jessica Biel/Marissa Miller hot, so I probably wouldn't OFFER to toss her salad.

    By thebig28, on May 31, 2008 14:50:13

11. RIDE ME COWGIRL!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2008 16:47:07

12. She is an ugly, talentless idiot. I guess I can add bow-legged and hick to that description now.

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2008 18:16:14

13. I get the feeling that she's actually a nice girl underneath, but suffers from a lack of self confidence (which is why she jumps from man to man). What she needs is a backbone, so she could kick her perverted ex-preacher dad to the curb.

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2008 20:46:54

14. I'm a cowboy
    On a Steely Dan I ride.

    By jbonz, on June 1, 2008 07:34:02

15. ROFL!! This was posted 2 days ago and there are only 6 comments? Wow, nobody gives as shit about Jessica, lol

    By GgirlNYC, on June 1, 2008 12:39:51

16. yee fucking haw.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2008 15:28:25

17. Go away you no talent fugly man looking hack!! and take your fugly no talent sister and dad with you!!

    By NubianGoddez, on June 1, 2008 17:10:09

18. If only i could get her in a bedroom wearing only the hat and chaps.........my fantasy would be complete.
    
    Damn, i'd have to get a career in Hollywood to do that.......fantasy it stays i guess

    By Wry, on June 2, 2008 00:58:13

19. "I'm a cowboy
    On a Steely Dan I ride...

    By the phantom, on June 2, 2008 07:15:34

20. No talent attention whore.

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 07:43:39

21. The Simpson family approach to fame is to throw as much shit on the wall as possible and see what sticks.
    
    Mickey Mouse Club - fail.
    Christian music - rejected.
    Pop music - fail.
    Newlyweds - lightning struck but then she and Papa Joe fucked that up.
    Movie career - BOMB
    Weave and shoes - lame
    
    Now she's going into country music because her father figures that those rednecks will buy anything. Throw on a country hat, play up the Texas accent, and hop on Dallas star QB's dick and she's country y'all!

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 09:55:43

22. Actually, she always looked country to me. It was more awkward watching her early pop days trying her hardest to copy and top Britney.

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 21:37:30