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Jessica Simpson is Dumped and Drunk

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lol.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 09:59:10
Yeah Jess, I'll marry you (wink) . . . Of course we'll be together forever (wink, wink) . . . Now bend over . . . I know that's not your vagina Jess, but we're getting married so it's okay!

By thebig28, on May 16, 2008 10:00:53
They've been dating less than a year right. Why would Tony Romo need to "support" their family. That's teh lame.

By teh man, on May 16, 2008 10:05:53
Bigger loser with men than Jennifer Aniston?
Please discuss.

By Enough Already, on May 16, 2008 10:19:30
I'd like to think if I were the young star quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys that I could pick up something better than a bleach-blond, fake-baked bimbo. You figure out which one I'm talking about.

By AB, on May 16, 2008 10:19:58
Yeah, sounds like Tony was obviously feeling it - "it" being "COCK"

fixed.

(btw, looks like it might by Vince Young's cock...)

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:25:42
The girl he was with in Chicago looks like a fake skank, but at least she has a pretty face. That's an upgrade from the tranny Jessica.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:31:12
I think the one in Chicago is basically the same person. What a waste. He might as well stick to the version with cash.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:40:12
that girl in the pic with Romo is NOT hot, gross she looks like a tranny mess

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:42:16
If I was Jerry Jones, I wouldn't be too happy with my greaseball quarterback right now. Seriously, this guy needs to improve his skills. He's not good enough to live Tom Brady's life.

By J-Bird, on May 16, 2008 10:46:13
Tony probably needs a long over due dose of intellectual stimulation.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:52:24
Sorry, but when I hear a couple is "taking a break", 99% of the time that means they're dunzo.

By Kate, on May 16, 2008 10:52:34
Tony Romo is a fucking geek. There's no other way to put it. The sad part is, he can do 10x better than Fingermyshitter Simpson.

By skeeter, on May 16, 2008 10:55:31
Well, Tony Romo isn't the only one used to nailing women who look like men. Look at Tom Brady for God's sakes!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:11:03
Hey Jess to hell with that asswipe he sucks at football anyways he won't last in the NFL

CHEERS Jess

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:18:54
Sounds to me like Papa Joe wants to bang Tony more than Jessica does..maybe they should just get a room..
I mean how low do you have to sink before your daddy has to beg your boyfriends to come back..

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:44:16
11:11:03

Yes. Jess and Gis are both afflicted with what medical professionals I believe refer to as "tranny-face." Also, Romo and Brady are clearly afflicted with latent homosexuality. It's quite a foursome.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:46:48
Tom Brady is prettier than Jessica. Maybe Tony should just date him instead?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:49:28
I'm almost starting to feel sorry for her. She should divorce herself from her father, move to a foreign country where she isn't known, and live frugally off of what remains of her money. Then maybe, eventually, the nice Polish delivery boy will shyly ask her out for a coffee which will eventually lead to sweet but adventurous sex, wherein he assures her that he doesn't mind her penis at all, and eventually proposes to her. Their wedding won't be Hollywood glamour, or even Warsaw's finest, but it will be what finally makes Jessica happy...

I like fairy tales.

By Over It, on May 16, 2008 11:50:53
Jessica Simpson's greasy hair extensions look a lot like Britney's in these pics.

By gross, on May 16, 2008 11:52:16
I just don't get the hatred for Jessica Simpson. At least for he looks. She is not the most beautiful woman in the world, but she is definetely not bad or anything. I would say relatively beautiful face and quite nice body.

By Ef, on May 16, 2008 11:54:41
Ladies, this is what happens when 'you put out' before you get married.

why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

By Dr. Phil, on May 16, 2008 12:14:00
This is sad to watch a gal who's father is just a pile dogcrap speak for her. Jessica cut the cord and move away from your controlling dad. I know that your're dumb as a box of rocks, but be away from your dad and be dumb as a box of rocks!!

By lkl, on May 16, 2008 13:07:21
The guy is the QB for the Cowboys. The only thing he wants to feel is lots of different pussy.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:12:58
I think that the problem with Jessica Simpson is her daddy. He is so controlling and when I watched Newlyweds I always felt uneasy about him. He's creepy wierd and probably the reason every relationship this girl has fails.

And then there's the whole problem that the men she has dated since Nick have been players...that could be it too.

Oh and one more thing...the fake bake 21 year old Tony has apparently picked up is a horrible looking creature...I can't stand Jessica Simpson but damn...

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:33:14
haha, good for him! He finally woke up to her night farts and hit the trail.

By Don't Blame Him, on May 16, 2008 13:55:52
jessica simpson likes douchebags and then is shocked when they end up dumping her. her dad is her downfall. how come he isn't so involved with asslee's and peen wenz's relationship?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 15:33:26
her personality must just drive men away or something. I assume it's a combination of grating stupidity, clinginess and the ever-present Papa Joe that causes it.

By gryphon50, on May 16, 2008 19:13:44
Okay, we are not Jessica haters here so Jessica fans, RELAX!!!! Take a laxative.Chill. Jessica 's career is nowhere. I really doubt that country cd will go over. Now, if she has the Nashvile hit writers backing her, maybe so. MONEY-Jessica 's BIG INCOME has come from endorsements and her products have earned her tens of millions . Her take on it all, would put her nicely with tens of millions. She ain't no where near broke.
Now, her ummm, wearing that DALLAS COWBOYS sweatsuit jacket as to send out a message is sad. Why is it sucha big deal toher camp if it is reported that theybroke up. If it is not true, so what. Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up and you didn't see her camp fighting to say it was not true or true or whatever. Maybe Tony broke up with Simpson NOW and maybe not YET! There is NO WAY this guy at 27-28 is going to marry her when he is in his prime of his career and fame. If he passed onCarrie Underwood, why Jessica. Jessica is a star and all that and a bag of chips and the world ,a GOD, to her family, friends and entourage ONLY. Do you see John Mayer suffering since they broke up? NO! Same of Tony. That guy is NOT marrying her or anything close. There are many , many other pretty faces out there with DD's and money too. Jessica ain't all that.

By Sara Smile, on May 16, 2008 19:23:47
Just in...checkoutJustbarred.com They were at dinner and HE will be WITH HER for the wedding TOMORROW!! I think Tony is a true Southern gentlemen. I think they have spilt, yet he is allowing her to save face. No man wants to be trapped. Look people ,esp. you guys who do not know profootball, training camp is about to start and Tony needs to focus on that and keep the Dallas media focused on that and his team and not on him and Jessica. her fame is too much and her mouth is too big. She was dating him and that is all she needed to do. She and her people should not have commented and that Glamour mag interview of her was way over the top. Too much pr is not always a god thing. Joe Simpson goofed on this. That girl needs to let go of her dad and get a new mangament team and keep him out of her love life. She also needs to read The Rules. She needs to know she and her DD's ain't all that!

By Sara Smile, on May 16, 2008 22:31:36
I never understood her taste. Nick wuts-his-face was a poster dork from the 90's and then Tony Romo who again looks like the 90's reject. C'mon Jess, you can do better.

By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 02:39:14
No surprise here. Her husband dumped her, John Mayer dumped her, Tony Romo dumped her. Men want beautiful and intelligent girls these days, someone like Angelina Jolie.

By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 06:09:29
The problem with Jessica is lack of intelligence. Can you imagine spending a lifetime, or even a year with someone who thinks and behaves like a 5-year old. I think I just insulted 5-year olds everywhere.

By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 06:10:40
Hey Sara Smile,

A helpful suggestion: it's probably easier to type if you take Tony Romo's dick out of your mouth first.

By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 09:29:54
She frightens men with the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation.

By Terrebyte, on May 18, 2008 01:41:35
"I think the one in Chicago is basically the same person. What a waste. He might as well stick to the version with cash."
Amen! Romo definitely seems to have a "type", doesn't he?

By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 08:16:05
Jebus, could Tony Homo look anymore like a turd-eating geek? If he wasn't a football player he'd be lucky to get Kevin Federline's cousin's sloppy seconds.

By WooT, on May 19, 2008 16:39:53
tony isnt "hot" he would just be your average guy in a bar if you didnt know he played for the cowboys..and jess i dont kno about her anymore

By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:24:59