25 Comments:

• Jessica is what, 5 feet tall, tops? She's cute though. Hope she finally finds happiness.

  By T, on May 5, 2008 11:44:22

• Jessica has the same ugly horse face SJP does. I wonder if those two midgets are related.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:45:43

• publicity stunt. papa knows the only time people cared about jessica simpson was because she was married to nick lachey/newlyweds. realizing she has no singing career, no acting career and no ability to "grow" as an "artist" she's just going to have to recreate the lachey days by marrying tony homo.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:46:04

• Why is she wearing a curtain?

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:59:12

• I hope she is engaged to Romo....Dallas blows and I love watching Romo choke.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 12:08:53

• This could only be true if she is about to put out another shitty album.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 12:12:39

• She was happy because test showed Tony only had a partially torn rectum. So, you know, they're still on for tonight.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 12:33:55

• Nevermind Jessica...how bout the other one's nipples....YUM

  By T, on May 5, 2008 12:43:50

• "I guess my maid Consuela doesn't want to be reunited with her family after all. Do you, Consuela?"
  F'ing priceless. I honestly spit coffee on my monitor when i read that. This dude is funny as hell. Every post is pure gold!

  By Chris D., on May 5, 2008 13:22:41

• I am so sick of hearing about Transsica and Tony Homo!! It is so obvious that this whole "relationship" is a publicity stunt orchestrated by Papa Joe in some futile attempt to keep his tranny daughter relevant.

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 13:38:03

• Well, there go the Cowboys. Sorry, tony, you can't have it both ways. It's either ass or class, and well, I guess we know which one you're gonna choose. . . .

  By RSL, on May 5, 2008 14:34:27

• Why am I craving milk all of a sudden?

  By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 15:00:18

• Nah , Jessica , I sort of feel sorry for because she does seem to want a guy to want just her and stuff and she had that with Nick.These guys , rich and famous ones , are not into wanting just Jessica Simpson. They can have their pick of many Jessica Simpsons. To her family and Nick , she was all and their world, but there are many pretty girls out there and with celeb status and money and these guys like Tony Romo are not going to settle down YET with ANYBODY! POINT- I doubt Tony Romo is going to marry or even get engaged with Jessica. Jessica is talking TOO MUCH ...read her interview in Glamour mag and it is all about her and Tony...WAY TO MUCH INFO.

  By Nah, on May 5, 2008 16:14:26

• TEAM LACHEY!

  By Mildred Pierce, on May 6, 2008 05:45:50

• "Jess was toasting with a glass of champagne, so we're assuming she isn't "expecting"...but could an engagement ring be en route?""
  
  Who wants to bet that this dumb bitch, like every other dumb Hollywood bitch, won't know to stop drinking if she really was pregnant?
  
  And seriously, whoever read that deeply into whatever shit for words that come out of Jessica and her friends' mouths is the true moron.
  
  
  ~Tizzle

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 06:08:27

• Poor trannie.Always pretending he's a girl...

  By Hugo Mountebank, on May 6, 2008 07:35:39

• She looks like Michael Jackson in that first pic.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 09:18:14

• nah you talk way to much about something as pointless as jessica simpson,,give it a break.She is a dumb blonde,,nothing more..normal people who live their lives based upon the so called stars should all be shot.after the stars are shot..just because some dumbass can play in front of a caMERA ..WHATS MAKES THEM SO POLICTICALLY CORRECT,,THEY DONT KNOW SHIT.WE SHOULD VOTE THE WAY THEY SAY TO VOTE,,GIVE ME A BREAK

  By madmike, on May 6, 2008 09:28:15

• She always looks so shiny. It's like she's forever coated in sweat or grease or something.

  By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 16:17:16

• @ madmike:
  
  Uh, what?

  By RSL, on May 7, 2008 00:48:55

• She's looking good. Her friend on the other hand looks her usual, total hick chic.

  By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 11:30:46

• arrested development joke?

  By Sara, on May 7, 2008 12:05:15

• I doubt it. Romo and the rest of the NFL have girls lined up around the corner for them.

  By Nah, on May 7, 2008 12:59:48

• In what state can she legally marry her father?Guess Mileys next.Hillbillys suck ass.

  By who cares, on May 7, 2008 20:27:25

• Poor career choice there Tony. Try a cheerleader -better looking and probably more talent.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 08:15:01