What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing! I told her twice already! (My apologies to those who found that offensive. I'm not a misogynist, I just enjoy jokes in poor taste.)
haha santos and to follow-up on that gem. "What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen" hahaha...classic.
Now for Drunkst...maybe it wasn't a punch maybe she got smacked with a large dildo, just fell ina drunken stupor or the old time classic...it's nothing "I just walked into the door again"
"haha santos and to follow-up on that gem. "What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen" hahaha...classic."
The joke works best when you pound your fist into your hand when you tell the punchline. "They just...don't...LISTEN!!!" Ahhh...domestic violence. The Honeymooners made it funny.
Plastic surgery? Nah. The thought that her face accidentally fell into someone's fist is much more interesting.
Actually I'm surprised that nobody's called any of you guys out for being "insensitive to women's issues" yet. Hell, if this was a "Kelly Clarkson is a Whale" post the whole site might've collapsed under the collective weight of fat fingers pounding on after-market keyboards in earth shaking unison.
Guess the fluffy girls don't care too much for what's-her-name.
The jokes were hilarious, guys. But for your combined insolence Toodie gets no safe word tonight.
Oooh, Kelly. She said worse than that. You only caught the "fattie" part at the end of the sentence when the noise from your thighs slapping together dropped below 80 decibels. Ten minutes after you stopped walking.
Lucky you didn't hear the whole thing. It was nasty.
What I don't get is, she's looked hot in some of her films. Here, she looks like one of the olsen bagwoman twins. Don't people in Hollywood have people who look out for them? I would have hammered her doggy style before for hours until she screamed; now, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick...
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Leave Your CommentCouldn't happen to a nicer bitch.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 10:22:51
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing! I told her twice already!
(My apologies to those who found that offensive. I'm not a misogynist, I just enjoy jokes in poor taste.)
By Santos, on May 21, 2008 10:26:35
She's teh fugness.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 10:36:25
haha santos and to follow-up on that gem. "What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen" hahaha...classic.
Now for Drunkst...maybe it wasn't a punch maybe she got smacked with a large dildo, just fell ina drunken stupor or the old time classic...it's nothing "I just walked into the door again"
By PK, on May 21, 2008 10:37:32
Why does everyone hate her so much?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 10:54:08
to anon 10:54:08...
why does everyone hate her so much? just ask the fellow that popped her in the face.
(or read the above posted comments - you girls just don't listen!)
By i don't like you in any way, on May 21, 2008 11:00:19
You know,if this was a guy who did this ,and not a sammich,he needs beat down,repeatedly.
By Lithium, on May 21, 2008 11:07:27
Hmmm, who could have done this? Let's narrow down our list of suspects:
1) Anyone who's sat through any of her movies after "Bring it On"
2) Anyone who's had to listen to her talk on TV or radio for more than a minute.
3) Anyone who's ever had to spend more than five minutes in a room with her.
4) Anyone who reads celebrity gossip blogs.
5) Dr. Van Halsing.
By thebig28, on May 21, 2008 11:20:05
she probably got drunk and fell on her face
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 12:07:05
A man should never hit a woman unless that woman's name is Kirsten Dunst. Or Britney Spears. Or Ashlee Simpson. Or Pete Wentz.
By Ashley, on May 21, 2008 12:28:22
or Nick Hogan/Bollea, 12:28:22.
I wonder if Kristin's in a "better place" now?
By Battered Women's Shelter, on May 21, 2008 12:42:37
"haha santos and to follow-up on that gem. "What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen" hahaha...classic."
The joke works best when you pound your fist into your hand when you tell the punchline. "They just...don't...LISTEN!!!"
Ahhh...domestic violence. The Honeymooners made it funny.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 13:03:50
Why assume someone punched her. Maybe it's makeup for the movie or she banged into something.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 13:16:51
This could also be the after effects of a "touch" of plastic surgery or some "procedure."
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 14:18:03
Good. She is a very rude nasty girl and deserved a good wallop.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 14:30:26
cock pop!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 15:00:32
Plastic surgery? Nah. The thought that her face accidentally fell into someone's fist is much more interesting.
Actually I'm surprised that nobody's called any of you guys out for being "insensitive to women's issues" yet. Hell, if this was a "Kelly Clarkson is a Whale" post the whole site might've collapsed under the collective weight of fat fingers pounding on after-market keyboards in earth shaking unison.
Guess the fluffy girls don't care too much for what's-her-name.
The jokes were hilarious, guys. But for your combined insolence Toodie gets no safe word tonight.
By Vigilante, on May 21, 2008 16:18:50
I think her fang got in a quick jab when she was trying to eat a burrito.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 17:00:01
did someone just mention my name???
I am NOT a WHALE!!!
ok, well maybe I need to lose a few... why do you guys pick on me all the time!
and FYI, I was the one who hit that bitch! She called me a fattie!
By Kelly I am not a whale Clarkson, on May 21, 2008 17:02:39
Oooh, Kelly. She said worse than that. You only caught the "fattie" part at the end of the sentence when the noise from your thighs slapping together dropped below 80 decibels. Ten minutes after you stopped walking.
Lucky you didn't hear the whole thing. It was nasty.
By Vigilante, on May 21, 2008 17:14:22
Snaggletooth skank.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 17:18:46
Look she just walked into a door that`s all..yeah that`s it.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 19:32:26
I'd hit it...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 00:00:30
Bwahaha. People should beat more celebrities.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 00:26:21
My dick grew fists and slugged that snaggle-toothed bitch when it sensed her vampire breath.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 07:33:06
"Ahhh...domestic violence. The Honeymooners made it funny."
Let's not forget the classic British wife-beating drunk that is Andy Capp. Although Flo has been known to blacken Andy's eyes every once in awhile.
By Santos, on May 22, 2008 09:33:18
What I don't get is, she's looked hot in some of her films. Here, she looks like one of the olsen bagwoman twins. Don't people in Hollywood have people who look out for them? I would have hammered her doggy style before for hours until she screamed; now, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 18:52:10
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