Oh my! I wish I were Samantha! I would eat big time LLs firecrotch! But why is she a lesbian? Samantha looks like a dude to me, in fact she is dudier than most dudes around it! LOL!
Lindsay Lohan doesn't know WHAT she is. It is apparent that she is completely fucked up from her lousy upbringing and having too much too soon. She, more than likely, is so love-starved that she will be with anyone who will give her the attention she craves.
I saw a pic of them holding hands last night and thought "FINALLY she's not hiding it anymore". I just hope she isn't doing it just for the attention. What am I say? Lindsay Lohan would never do something like that :p
She's a dirty whore who's fucked the most disgusting men on the planet and you'd still stick your tongue on her diseased cunt? You're disgusting, Carol.
Sam is gay. Lynsay must be going through a bi stage. If she is not, so what. Main thing is it appears Lysnay is clean. I am not afan or hers , butif she cna tay clean and work at her craft and stay out of the gossip pages ,fine. LOOK at th efacts and that is the girl was a child star pushed by her dysfunctional parents and she could nothandle tha tfame. She got caught upinthe fam game of youth, drugs,alcohol, and has had many ,many men and she was nothing to them but an easy lay. Her relationship withher father is one of the classic ones of not having one or real one so she has sought out other guys ,evenold nasty, Bruce Willis. BTW, Dina is notto invloved or worried or care much about moneyLyns, I mean Lynsay because she has moneyAli, I mean Ali in the works. SAD! SAD!!!!
Hark? Dost thou imply that my sweet scarlet-crotched sprite hail from the Isle of Lesbos? Her Gingerness does not indulge in The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name, so you can cease this libelous diatribe, posthaste!
This Ronson woman, procurer of beats and rhythms from the dark continent, has a face that appears cursed by Zeus himself! My amber-tinted queen would never let such a fowl troll penetrate her succulent labia.
I implore you, o town-crier of tawdry news, stop this immediately.
Ah, Vigilante...valkyrie of the frigid Northlands. Proud sister of the whale eaters. Whilst I value your input, let it be known that I stand by my chosen vernacular. For I believe that this Ronson beast is part grouse.
You will be wise not to contradict me again or presume my true identity, else I shall sack the Northlands, enslave you, and make your icy lands my personal curling rink.
Lindsay needs a dude who watches football, drinks beer, tells her to shut the fuck when she's blabbing, but would never hit a woman but would punch any guy who did. You know like 90% of the guys outside of Hollywood.
"This Ronson woman, procurer of beats and rhythms from the dark continent..." That was funny.
As for LL, 9:46:54 nailed it. I've said since the beginning -- this girl is the budding Jesus-freak to end all Jesus-freaks. She will never find the love she so desperately craves on P. Diddy's yacht.
Hey, guess what? When I clicked on one of the pictures, you know, just to look at it for research purposes, I found out that I won a FREE dinner for two at OLIVE GARDEN!!!111! It's true! Bonus!!!1111!!
If you think Lohan is straight and just trying something new or whatever then you're an idiot. Lohan has always been gay she was just in denial that is why she slept with so many of men and did drugs. The pore girl just didn't know how to deal, till now. I hope that the two will get married and stay together forever!!... Hollywood forever which is about 4 years.
Everything Lindsay does is for the press. She can't get any attention from acting or singing so she does this. Sad. BTW who cares if she is gay or not? YAWN!
This isn't her first, Lindsay also had a love affair with *gasp* Paris Hilton. It's well know her trips to rehab last year were caused by her falling in love with Paris and getting cruelly dumped by her. Lindsay has borderline personality disorder because of her lousy upbringing.
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By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 09:32:52
Oh my! I wish I were Samantha! I would eat big time LLs firecrotch! But why is she a lesbian? Samantha looks like a dude to me, in fact she is dudier than most dudes around it! LOL!
By Carol, on May 23, 2008 09:38:24
carpet munchers!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 09:43:38
This story's about as interesting as the homeless guy I elbowed last week.
By skeets, on May 23, 2008 09:44:40
Wow Carol! I hope you enjoy this weekend off from 10th grade! KIT!! TTFN!
By m , on May 23, 2008 09:44:41
I don't care that she's gay, I just wonder why she has such bad taste in women!
By Vicky, on May 23, 2008 09:45:29
Lindsay Lohan doesn't know WHAT she is. It is apparent that she is completely fucked up from her lousy upbringing and having too much too soon. She, more than likely, is so love-starved that she will be with anyone who will give her the attention she craves.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 09:46:54
I've seen pictures where sam looks HOT!! She's a dyke, that's all - and a HOT dyke to!! GO LINDS!!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 09:49:33
That's about as hot as the Golden Girls making out.
By Santos, on May 23, 2008 09:49:36
^ Bad taste period.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 09:51:16
I saw a pic of them holding hands last night and thought "FINALLY she's not hiding it anymore". I just hope she isn't doing it just for the attention. What am I say? Lindsay Lohan would never do something like that :p
By Ashley, on May 23, 2008 09:51:22
what is in the water? Who cares who the two girls are? (thin) girl on (thin) girl is always hot... no matter what.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 23, 2008 09:52:41
Oops! "Say" = "saying". Too early, hehe...
By Ashley, on May 23, 2008 09:52:58
She's a dirty whore who's fucked the most disgusting men on the planet and you'd still stick your tongue on her diseased cunt? You're disgusting, Carol.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 09:54:42
Sam is gay. Lynsay must be going through a bi stage. If she is not, so what. Main thing is it appears Lysnay is clean. I am not afan or hers , butif she cna tay clean and work at her craft and stay out of the gossip pages ,fine. LOOK at th efacts and that is the girl was a child star pushed by her dysfunctional parents and she could nothandle tha tfame. She got caught upinthe fam game of youth, drugs,alcohol, and has had many ,many men and she was nothing to them but an easy lay. Her relationship withher father is one of the classic ones of not having one or real one so she has sought out other guys ,evenold nasty, Bruce Willis.
BTW, Dina is notto invloved or worried or care much about moneyLyns, I mean Lynsay because she has moneyAli, I mean Ali in the works.
SAD! SAD!!!!
By Well and so, on May 23, 2008 10:06:09
STAGED.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 10:09:01
You know, usually I'm down with the whole girl-on-girl thing...but this? These two?
Eeeewwwwww.
By Vigilante, on May 23, 2008 10:12:14
Well and so, you need to learn how to type. And, the space bar is your friend.
On topic, I couldn' care less if LL is a dyke or not. She's done.
By Albatross, on May 23, 2008 10:12:43
The freckled freak of an attention whore is doing it for publicity. Besides what guy would have sex with her ?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 10:13:10
Well and so 10:06:09
Are you legally retarded or do you still have amateur status?
By G. Gordon Liddy, on May 23, 2008 10:15:14
"I've seen pictures where sam looks HOT!! She's a dyke, that's all - and a HOT dyke to!! GO LINDS!!"
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 09:49:33
There is nothing "HOT" about Sam.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 10:25:12
G. Gordon, I think "Well and so" is turning pro as we speak...
Oh, and I'm a big fan , by the way.
By tricky dick, on May 23, 2008 10:25:52
Yawn....tell me something we all didnt know.
Oh and G. Gordon Liddy... I was thinking the same thing when I was trying to read 10:06:09's post
By Angry Asian, on May 23, 2008 10:33:31
Hark? Dost thou imply that my sweet scarlet-crotched sprite hail from the Isle of Lesbos? Her Gingerness does not indulge in The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name, so you can cease this libelous diatribe, posthaste!
This Ronson woman, procurer of beats and rhythms from the dark continent, has a face that appears cursed by Zeus himself! My amber-tinted queen would never let such a fowl troll penetrate her succulent labia.
I implore you, o town-crier of tawdry news, stop this immediately.
By Worshipper of the Cinnamon Goddess, on May 23, 2008 10:34:49
^ You mean "FOUL", J-Bird. I mean...Worshipper of the Cinnamon Goddess.
By VigilantehHotness, on May 23, 2008 10:40:13
I think it's funny when people defend celebrities and they're such big fans that they don't even know how to spell their names right. Retards.
By it's L-i-n-d-s-a-y, on May 23, 2008 10:48:03
c'mon, it's kind of cute. they look like they're at their jr. prom!
i say: not staged.
By Lydia Montague, on May 23, 2008 11:01:42
So now she's LiLoLe?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:10:21
She's a bastardized Ramones tune:
Li! Lo! Les-Bo!
I wonder if she gets Sam to Swallow [her] Pride.
By Vigilante, on May 23, 2008 11:43:49
Ah, Vigilante...valkyrie of the frigid Northlands. Proud sister of the whale eaters. Whilst I value your input, let it be known that I stand by my chosen vernacular. For I believe that this Ronson beast is part grouse.
You will be wise not to contradict me again or presume my true identity, else I shall sack the Northlands, enslave you, and make your icy lands my personal curling rink.
By Worshipper of the Cinnamon Goddess, on May 23, 2008 11:48:40
Well, if you're going to sack my Northlands you'd better learn how to play hockey. 'Cuz Curling is for girls. Ugly girls at that.
I'm good with the enslavement thing as long as your Mom doesn't mind me walking around naked all the time...J-BIRD.
(Snicker)
By Vigilante, Queen of the Northlands, on May 23, 2008 11:57:19
Sam is so fugly. She has that Taryn Manning-esqe look of seeming dirty all the time. Like they never wash their faces.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:03:27
The pussy is finally out of the hag.
By Dina, on May 23, 2008 12:09:26
I'm enjoying the rabble-rousing between J-Bird & Vigilante!
Team: Vigilante, of course!!!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:38:20
Lindsay needs a dude who watches football, drinks beer, tells her to shut the fuck when she's blabbing, but would never hit a woman but would punch any guy who did. You know like 90% of the guys outside of Hollywood.
By thebig28, on May 23, 2008 12:54:13
Smooches, 12:38.
By Vigilante, Queen of the Northlands, Empress of Ireland and Future Ruler of J-Bird's Mom's Basement, on May 23, 2008 13:06:46
How did I get dragged into this? That weird talking guy isn't me. We agree about Lohan, though.
By J-Bird, on May 23, 2008 13:17:30
"This Ronson woman, procurer of beats and rhythms from the dark continent..." That was funny.
As for LL, 9:46:54 nailed it. I've said since the beginning -- this girl is the budding Jesus-freak to end all Jesus-freaks. She will never find the love she so desperately craves on P. Diddy's yacht.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:56:30
I beg of these two NOT to release a sex tape. We've seen enough horror just looking at the box cover to Kim Kardashian's.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 14:21:24
Dear J-Bird,
YOU LIE!!!!
You're only saying this now because I've gone and rented a U-Haul, right? You don't love me anymore!
YOU DON'T LOVE ME AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE GINGER SNAPS!
Fine. Sniff. I'm going to console myself in TheBig28's massive, muscular arms.
You bastard. I hope your Mom's happy she gets to keep you.
Love and Smooches,
V
By Vigilante, on May 23, 2008 14:31:15
SWEET! I guess I can cancel the hooker.
By thebig28's massive arms, on May 23, 2008 15:02:32
Lindsey is a Lesbian Until Sober. That's all it is folks.
By lindseysbadtasteinwomen, on May 23, 2008 15:04:39
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Who said you could cancel the hooker?
By Vigilante, on May 23, 2008 15:38:25
Lo! and Forsooth! Methinks yon paprika harridan... um... is hither... uh... I bid you... thou harpsichord...
Aw, fuck it.
By Little Miss Sunshineth, on May 23, 2008 16:06:01
Hey, guess what? When I clicked on one of the pictures, you know, just to look at it for research purposes, I found out that I won a FREE dinner for two at OLIVE GARDEN!!!111! It's true! Bonus!!!1111!!
By Holden Magroin, on May 23, 2008 16:25:32
I think same is cute. You've you've met her in person you'll think so too. Lohan is a very lucky girl.
I wish them both all the best!
By Nathiest, on May 23, 2008 16:25:46
I think Sam is cute. You've you've met her in person you'll think so too. Lohan is a very lucky girl.
I wish them both all the best!
By Nathiest, on May 23, 2008 16:26:04
I think Sam is cute. If you've met her in person you'll think so too. Lohan is a very lucky girl.
I wish them both all the best!
By Nathiest, on May 23, 2008 16:26:35
she would screw anything after 2 drinks except a mature man over 35....
Nathiest....you are a loser...Sam is a dirty dyke...
By mark, on May 23, 2008 17:29:48
nasty. i'm jealous of samantha
By LohansFan, on May 23, 2008 18:19:09
Well at least LL won't procreate if she keeps it up with the dykiest dyke since dykes came to Dyketown. Unless Sam's a tranny surprise.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 19:33:14
If you think Lohan is straight and just trying something new or whatever then you're an idiot. Lohan has always been gay she was just in denial that is why she slept with so many of men and did drugs. The pore girl just didn't know how to deal, till now. I hope that the two will get married and stay together forever!!... Hollywood forever which is about 4 years.
By Nathiest, on May 23, 2008 22:13:06
Hey Vigilanta and J bird and the big28- Get a room.
By ladyguitarstar, on May 23, 2008 22:54:39
Nathiest STFU.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 23:22:13
Everything Lindsay does is for the press. She can't get any attention from acting or singing so she does this. Sad. BTW who cares if she is gay or not? YAWN!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:19:08
lmao i must admit though- you 3 have me laughing pretty hard.
By ladyguitarstar, on May 24, 2008 10:41:51
I'm trying, ladyguitarstar..I'm ah tryin'!
I'm stuck between a king size and two queens. Somehow I don't think J-Bird and TheBig28 fit as two queens. King size?
I think I need two rooms.
Wanna come with?
By Vigilanta, on May 24, 2008 13:00:17
Samantha must give a hell of a rim job!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 23:48:22
I don't see anything strange about this other than the fact that Lindsay is so known for being into sucking cock.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2008 00:50:28
There are such things as useless human beings.
By rightwingloverhollywoodhater, on May 25, 2008 12:59:06
This isn't her first, Lindsay also had a love affair with *gasp* Paris Hilton. It's well know her trips to rehab last year were caused by her falling in love with Paris and getting cruelly dumped by her. Lindsay has borderline personality disorder because of her lousy upbringing.
By She's messed up in the head, on May 26, 2008 09:46:57
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