You're killing me. Christ on a bike, that's funny.
You know, I swear, I was not two days ago explaining to somebody who Spacehog had been, and singing the song (just the good part, in the beginning, which they were too dumb to repeat at the end--BOOKEND it, people, you always BOOKEND the good part. Do I have to do everything?), and I was saying that I wondered how her marriage to that guy was going. "Wow," I mused, "I guess she really loves him after all. I mean, he's a complete loser, Spacehog is kaput, he's not doing anything new. And yet, Liv is sticking by him, because it's not about the fame, or the rock star thing, or the Lucky Charms."
Royden "Roid" Langston: Did you know that even though I'm a nobody and my shitty band died, Liv Tyler actually agreed to marry me, and we have a kid named Milo and--D'OH!!!
Gotta love how these people treat marriage like it's some thing that they just try out for a few years and then give up on once they're bored and once it becomes too inconvenient for them.
Oh but of course they're still totally "devoted" to their son. Yeah, right. I'm sure that makes it perfectly true and A-ok if the publicist says so.
I find it funny when celebrity couples break up and kids are involved, the old standby "remain friends and devoted to their kids" bullshit is dragged out for all to see. What else would their publicists say: "they absolutely hate each others guts and wishes the other nothing but a lifetime of hell."?? THAT I would believe!
ISNT HE IN THAT SHOW LITTLE PEOPLE /BIG WORLD..SHE WAS MUCH TO GOOD FOR THAT LITTLE MAN THERE,,I BET SHE HOOKS UP WITH RUMOR WILLIS NOW THEY BOTH DOGS WITH WEIRD FACES..
and How dare THIS woman continue to AGE like she is a human being??? She is clearly NOT considering all of the PENISES either. SHE is clearly a selfish devilwhorespawn...honestly.The NERVE!
and How dare THIS woman continue to AGE like she is a human being??? She is clearly NOT considering all of the PENISES either. SHE is clearly a selfish devilwhorespawn...honestly.The NERVE!
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By the Sprayah, on May 9, 2008 09:21:05
Liv has nice cocksucker lips.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 09:23:59
spacehog's 5 seconds of fame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYxl-4oRu1U
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 09:29:41
Spacehog sucked.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 09:35:09
She certainly gained a lot of weight while she was with him. Must have been the hollow tree in the backyard.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 09:37:03
I haven't heard his music, but I thought he was great in Leprechaun.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 09:59:08
What did she ever see in that uni-brow sportin fug?
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:47:07
Dibs!
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:23:09
I wish Liv the best through this difficult time. Best Wishes, Liv!
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:46:19
She's one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 14:11:27
He looks like a younger, ginger Jack Nicholson.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 15:16:19
He was great in Leprechaun
You're killing me. Christ on a bike, that's funny.
You know, I swear, I was not two days ago explaining to somebody who Spacehog had been, and singing the song (just the good part, in the beginning, which they were too dumb to repeat at the end--BOOKEND it, people, you always BOOKEND the good part. Do I have to do everything?), and I was saying that I wondered how her marriage to that guy was going. "Wow," I mused, "I guess she really loves him after all. I mean, he's a complete loser, Spacehog is kaput, he's not doing anything new. And yet, Liv is sticking by him, because it's not about the fame, or the rock star thing, or the Lucky Charms."
Royden "Roid" Langston: Did you know that even though I'm a nobody and my shitty band died, Liv Tyler actually agreed to marry me, and we have a kid named Milo and--D'OH!!!
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 9, 2008 16:40:42
Gotta love how these people treat marriage like it's some thing that they just try out for a few years and then give up on once they're bored and once it becomes too inconvenient for them.
Oh but of course they're still totally "devoted" to their son. Yeah, right. I'm sure that makes it perfectly true and A-ok if the publicist says so.
Pathetic.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 16:52:19
@16:52. then you probably think most people who get married in the US are pathetic since most people get divorced these days. get over it.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 02:06:04
She is still very pretty in the face. If she drops 15 pounds she will be smokin.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 09:11:47
I want me Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 09:42:52
I find it funny when celebrity couples break up and kids are involved, the old standby "remain friends and devoted to their kids" bullshit is dragged out for all to see. What else would their publicists say: "they absolutely hate each others guts and wishes the other nothing but a lifetime of hell."?? THAT I would believe!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 11:16:35
He looks like a troll, but then so does her dad, so I see why she liked him.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 15:41:49
did she have "work" done? she looks completely different now.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 15:54:32
...maybe you meant starbucks...you know...the place that is a coffee shop and not a bookstore
By anonymous, on May 11, 2008 01:06:30
What the fuck did she do with a guy (read gay) looking as clownish as he does? And who the fuck is that moron anyway?
By NutCracker, on May 11, 2008 05:59:13
He looks like the perfect leperchaun..."Where are mi lucky charms ?"
By Sugreev, on May 11, 2008 07:45:18
Why do women like Liv fall for these butt ugly guys?
By Daisy, on May 11, 2008 13:04:16
He looks like Evil Ed from Fright Night.
"You're so cool, Brewster!"
By anonymous, on May 11, 2008 14:35:21
doesn't her husband look like jack nickelson when he played the joker in the batman movie? Im just saying.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2008 20:49:13
ISNT HE IN THAT SHOW LITTLE PEOPLE /BIG WORLD..SHE WAS MUCH TO GOOD FOR THAT LITTLE MAN THERE,,I BET SHE HOOKS UP WITH RUMOR WILLIS NOW THEY BOTH DOGS WITH WEIRD FACES..
By MADMIKE, on May 12, 2008 07:53:41
Caps-lock: The retard's best friend.
By DUMBMIKE, on May 12, 2008 09:31:06
and How dare THIS woman continue to AGE like she is a human being??? She is clearly NOT considering all of the PENISES either. SHE is clearly a selfish devilwhorespawn...honestly.The NERVE!
By jack, on May 12, 2008 12:52:36
and How dare THIS woman continue to AGE like she is a human being??? She is clearly NOT considering all of the PENISES either. SHE is clearly a selfish devilwhorespawn...honestly.The NERVE!
By jack, on May 12, 2008 12:52:51
"Why do women like Liv fall for these butt ugly guys? "
Opposite attracts.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 17:20:09
wow...evil ed...not only a brilliant reference, but spot on.
By spaz, on May 13, 2008 07:29:13
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