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Mariah Carey is Married With No Prenup

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Look at ugly pre-nosejob Asslee Simpson in the first pic. LOL

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 09:08:34
Its one thing to believe she married him at all but its another to think she did so with no prenup. If thats true, I doubt the ceremony was even illegal. It was in the bahamas afterall. Because of him, she may lose all credibility that it took years to gain back after her little "breakdown". Now people will start seeing her as batshit crazy once again.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 09:24:45
Todd, are you locked in your mother's basement by any chance?

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 09:25:52
Todd, are you locked in your mother's basement by any chance?

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 09:25:52

Of course he isn't. He can leave whenever she lets him.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 09:31:20
Glad to know I'm not the only one who doesn't know who the hell he is.

Oh and fake!

By Tazznum1, on May 2, 2008 09:34:08
Probably a "spiritual" ceremony like Eddie Murphy had.

By Tazznum1, on May 2, 2008 09:35:22
no prenup that was very stupid of her and who the fuck is the lucky bastard ,you know he will divorce her in a couple of months and take half of her money the dumb broad

By THATS WAS DUMB, on May 2, 2008 09:50:09
Idiot

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 09:52:07
She is gross. With her painted on clothes and her painted on fake abs and shit. She scares me.

By M.S. Quaker, on May 2, 2008 10:24:45
I'd hump her.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 10:28:59
LOL @ Ashlee Simpson's old nose.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 10:29:13
can someone clarify this for me please, because i'm having trouble figuring it out and i'm actually starting to break out in a rash and lose sleep and comfort-eat and all that shit. the burning question:

Is Mariah Carey fat?

like, her body from the neck down looks fairly toned and reasonably proportioned....some of the time....but then her face is like a deep-fried potato ball dipped in foundation. and then she puts on a pair of jeans and a ridiculous hot pink midriff-baring top and woop, she's lumpy again. or is the whole thing a conspiracy whereby aliens have wired the -idea- in my head that Mariah Carey somehow isn't fat, when, actually, her ass is practically dragging on the floor and she ALWAYS bumps her ass on the door on the way out?

HELP! cos i'm really foncused. see i'm so damn confused i just wrote foncused instead of confused.

yrs sincerely,

Muffin Muncher

By Marianne, on May 2, 2008 10:31:50
uh Mariah is "hot"???

since when her face is so beat

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 10:42:25
I couldn't recognize Nick Cannon if he was standing next to a Nick Cannon poster

YO YO YO, You saying we all look ALIKE??!!?? Huh muchafucka?!? You think I look like Billy Dee Williams and Sindey Poiteyay and Morgan Freeman and Fergeson Jenkins and Manute Bol??!!? Huh muchtafucka?!?!

Y'ALL IS RACIST!!!!! If y'all can't tell who Nick Canon be, y'all is straight up RAY-CYST!

Word is born. Blingy's out.

By Blingy Washington, on May 2, 2008 11:06:46
I like her, she looks like one of those big ol' jiggly Puerto Rican high school girls you see wearing clothes five sizes too small. It's kind of sexy, for some odd reason.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 11:10:12
Nick Cannon is my hero.

This is like when Dave Chapelle did that skit what it'd be like if he was married to Oprah, except this is better because Mariah is probably fun to fuck and Oprah probably sucks in bed.

By thebig28, on May 2, 2008 11:25:26
Blingy! I missed you! Can I be your 12th baby momma? I'm white!

By M.S. Quaker, on May 2, 2008 11:26:29
"We're all happy for him" is code for "Thant skank got her hands on my baby boy"

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 11:28:42
M.S. Quaker-
back off my man, bitch. he be mine.

By Lafonda, on May 2, 2008 11:41:04
"We're all happy for him" is code for "Thant skank got her hands on my baby boy"

Oh please, they're celebrating this with a loud backyard cookout as we speak. Mariah is worth at least 20x what Nick Cannon is, and with no pre-nup? Dayyyyyyum, son. The Cannon family be movin' on up.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 11:49:55
Everyone needs a little alabama snake now and then.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 12:00:58
This guy must give her serious dick or he makes her feel younger than she is.

Whatever. Idiot.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 12:24:41
Mariah is probably fun to fuck and Oprah probably sucks in bed.

_____________

Oprah sucks in bed? Are you kidding? Nobody eats pussy like Oprah, she's like a velvet buzzsaw baby!!!

By coolpapa, on May 2, 2008 12:31:18
Nick Cannon your the man.

Suck her account dry, then bounce her ass, and keep all that cash.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 13:04:55
whitey i mean blingy washington....clap...clap...clap....fucking dufus

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 13:29:25
Nobody here ever saw Drumline?
Anyway, I smell Pop Fiction. Where is Ashton Kutcher?!? Come out, we're onto you.

By pervygirl, on May 2, 2008 13:42:13
I thought it was only rich guys who needed to get pre-nups. Plus they got married in the Bahamas. Different laws than the US.

Vigilante...?

By Fred, on May 2, 2008 14:03:56
her stylist is over rated, her brain, under-developed. Cannon is gonna earn big shit outta this.

By Rockstar bounty eater, on May 2, 2008 14:30:57
Now everyone else knows she's bat-shit crazy.

By Tony Montoya, on May 2, 2008 15:36:39
so Blingy, you're out on parole?

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 15:43:34
doesn nc make more money than mc?

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 16:15:28
she is one ugly bitch, yuck! what a moo moo

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 20:41:30
Blingy, stop posting. I know you think you're a fuckin riot, but you suck at being funny.

By Leave the jokes to Todd and Jenny, on May 2, 2008 23:41:47
Is Mariah Carey black or hispanic or mixed or what?

By anonymous, on May 3, 2008 07:33:07
LOL @ Marianne

By Bite me Mariah, on May 3, 2008 07:51:39
you know there ain't nobody gonna touch Mariah's ass and she knows it too. That boy Nick is gonna sleep in the guest room for all the duration. Mariah don't let no one close to her temple of love!!

By anonymous, on May 3, 2008 23:05:59
I like that disgusted look on ashlee simpsons face while she is looking at mariah's fat ass.

By anonymous, on May 4, 2008 17:36:44