She's gross. And that something about her face is the same something that is wrong with Fergie's face. I'll agree with the grounded and humble. But #1 for hotness? Her skin and face are not hot.
She ain't THAT great- she's certainly not ugly, and she has a near perfect body, but she's tanorexic and her hair color is all wrong. I can think of a hundred other women- famous or not- that are more beautiful than she is.
Maybe that's because many times it's men making the decision about who is "hot". Hot doesn't equal beautiful in most cases, IMO. Hot generally tends to mean "I'd f*ck you, even if I have to put a bag over your head." Way to go, gentlemen.
You know, the other day I was thinking: what would be the one thing you would request if you were Ted Kennedy and cancer was slowly eating your brain. It would need to be something feasible (so you couldn't request time travel or any shit like that).
I think my request would be to spread Nutella all over this woman's lower half, and spend 3 hours licking it off.
Dammit, IDLYI Any Way! You took the words right outta my mouth. Just don't touch my pop tarts. I've killed for less.
And let's have another golf clap for J-Bird for actually lusting after a half decent looking chick that doesn't need to take six different types of antiviral medication daily! You're doing soooo good, J-Bird! Good boy!
Certainly gorgeous, but #1? Nah. In the bottom set of pictures, she's young and just about perfect. Then look at the top set. Specifically, pic three...she looks really sun-damaged and her skin looks old and hard. This girl has definitely spent too much time in the sun.
Tall chicks rule. Sorry short girls. I've fucked you too, but I married a tall one. The short ones are almost always insecure sluts and hate tall girls, but the confidence taller women (who aren't fat) have is so much sexier, and there's much more of them to love. I'm 6'5" so I look stupid carrying around a little petite girl anyway. My wife is a pro volleyball player too. She's not Gabriele, but she's a lot prettier than Gabby. Can't wait to go home to her tonight. :-P
Humble. Right. Like this chick isn't running around telling everyone she meets she's no. 1 on Maxim's list? (Which in fact doesn't mean much because Maxim sucks.)
Personally, she's locked in a duel to the death with Rachel Nichols for my number 2 spot behind Jessica Biel.
people hating on her "from the neck up" appearance need to realize that these are not exactly the best pictures of her. If you ever see her in person - and I have - she'll turn you into a bumbling fool, guaranteed. Trust me, she's stunning.
hottest girl alive? Of course not, but no "#1" on any of these lists is ever the hottest girl alive. In fact, most of the time those lists are total garbage with fugly hags like Jessica Simpson and Fergie in the Top 10. It's all about what's hot "now," and she's SI cover girl, so there you go. I'd say this year's list is about as accurate as it ever is.
as far as her "skin damage"... she's a California girl married to a surfer, what do you expect? She's also quite freckly, which usually magnifies sun damage. I dunno people, I just find it hard to believe that anyone wasting their Friday on the internet truly thinks she isn't hot. The opinions of catty, jealous girls and guys with imaginary girlfriends don't count.
"Marisa married Jim Miller, a Los Angeles surfing contest promoter and lifeguard from California in 2000 and separated from him in 2002. They divorced soon after. She married Hollywood producer Griffin Guess on April 15, 2006."
He looks like a douche and you're way behind on the life of this girl you pretend to know. Go back to the basement and ask mom to throw you a juice box and some twinkies.
"In the last few months of his life in the summer of 2004, Jimmy suffered from a severe mental illness that led to his death. Also during the same time, he injured his shoulder and for the first time since his grommet days he was unable to surf and teach. His brother Jeffrey and his friends and Pure Surfing colleagues carried on CampSurf."
The short ones are almost always insecure sluts and hate tall girls, but the confidence taller women (who aren't fat) have is so much sexier, and there's much more of them to love.
Fallacies, half-truths and exaggerations. Your generalizations about short and tall women is truly astounding. Here, let me try to one-up you... tall women are flat-chested and are jealous of short women with hourglass figures.
If you believe that, I have beach-front property in New Mexico I'd like to sell you. Just write me a personal deposit check for $5000 -- we'll worry about the details later.
She's a beach girl and a surfer, so those freckles from that are hot, but I am wondering if that guy linked up above is really her husband. Did he kill himself after she divorced him or what's up?
Hot body, but the face just does nothing for me. She's looking in two different directions at once plus she looks older than Blohan, if that's possible.
I'm glad this is considered the hottest woman...yeah..makes me look like a fking goddess then. Women, when they say someone like this is the hottest...agree! Then you look fantastic next to it...Do you really want the bar to get any higher?
Could her eyes be any further apart in pic three? She is literally able to look in two different directions at the same time. Sun damage, freckles. Sorry, this chick is a butter face. Not seeing it.
too many jealous losers on this site apparently. ugly girls and pimple-faced guys. stop with the self-loathing, we're all beautiful in some way or another.
Her body is so amazing. She keeps me in shape, literally, I have a poster of her in a bikini in front of my ab machine and thread mill, she keeps me going lol.
I fuckin love her! If i was her boyfriend i would fuck her so hard because she's so god damn sexy. Remember evrybody, she was also on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition this year 2 so this isn't really a surprise to me
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Leave Your CommentShe has a great figure (boobies included) but I don't like her face. There's something kinda...hard about it.
By Ashley, on May 23, 2008 12:17:48
Her face isn't as hot as the rest of her, but I'd still give her a creampie.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:23:58
She's gross. And that something about her face is the same something that is wrong with Fergie's face. I'll agree with the grounded and humble. But #1 for hotness? Her skin and face are not hot.
By prefers non-troll-faced women, on May 23, 2008 12:26:23
I'd rather have a beautiful face than a perfect body. It seems like so many "perfect" women have something wrong with their faces.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:27:53
prefers non-troll-faced women: "she's gross"?
Looks like a name change might be appropriate. How about "prefers throbbing cock in asshole".
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:30:11
Everything from the neck down on her makes my dick hard.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:32:15
She ain't THAT great- she's certainly not ugly, and she has a near perfect body, but she's tanorexic and her hair color is all wrong. I can think of a hundred other women- famous or not- that are more beautiful than she is.
By illtellyoulater, on May 23, 2008 12:32:51
I'm jealous of whoever got to bodypaint her for that first pic.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:33:26
butterface. that face looks severely aged but omg that body WOW.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:33:39
Maybe that's because many times it's men making the decision about who is "hot". Hot doesn't equal beautiful in most cases, IMO. Hot generally tends to mean "I'd f*ck you, even if I have to put a bag over your head." Way to go, gentlemen.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:33:55
The fact that she has absolutely perfect nipples trumps any issues regarding her face. (Which, for the record, I don't share.)
By jt, on May 23, 2008 12:45:50
"There's something kinda...hard about it."
There's something "hard" about my pants after those pictures!
By Santos, on May 23, 2008 12:47:00
There's something "hard" about my pants after those pictures!
By Santos
LOL...I knew someone would take the bait. Well done, handsome.
By Ashley, on May 23, 2008 12:54:11
She's embarrassed? She should be em-bare-assed in these pictures.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:56:26
she has pancake nipples. and who cares? everyone has nipples.
she's not ugly, but she actually kinda looks like cameron diaz, so i don't see what the fuss is.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:56:46
She's teh hotness.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:57:15
That's hot.
By Paris, on May 23, 2008 12:57:48
Her legs go all the way up and make a perfect ass of themselves.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 12:58:42
Maybe she's out because she dates one of the biggest douchebags ever.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:03:58
"'I was really shocked and a little embarrassed to be honest with you - being number one feels like a lot of pressure,' Miller told Pop Tarts "
I'm glad I'm not the only one that talks to my breakfast food.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 23, 2008 13:11:29
You know, the other day I was thinking: what would be the one thing you would request if you were Ted Kennedy and cancer was slowly eating your brain. It would need to be something feasible (so you couldn't request time travel or any shit like that).
I think my request would be to spread Nutella all over this woman's lower half, and spend 3 hours licking it off.
By J-Bird, on May 23, 2008 13:15:40
i could snap her waist in half; it's weird.
and when i say "i could snap her waist in half" i mean "i could snap her waist in half with my cock."
By i don't like you in any way, on May 23, 2008 13:20:22
Flawless tits. Me want.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:25:24
There's something "hard" about my pants after those pictures!
By Santos
LOL...I knew someone would take the bait. Well done, handsome.
Oh Ashley. Anything for you, babe. You and this site just fuel my junior high-ish sense of humor.
Boobies.
You see?
By Santos, on May 23, 2008 13:25:32
Dammit, IDLYI Any Way! You took the words right outta my mouth. Just don't touch my pop tarts. I've killed for less.
And let's have another golf clap for J-Bird for actually lusting after a half decent looking chick that doesn't need to take six different types of antiviral medication daily! You're doing soooo good, J-Bird! Good boy!
Does you wanna cookie? Does you? Good boy! SPEAK!
By Vigilante, on May 23, 2008 13:28:47
i'm not super impressed with her runway pictures at all; she looks...okay in the rest of them. i think.
By galley, on May 23, 2008 13:33:07
She has a very long torso compared to most women, her body looks very nice in photographs. It's very long and lean.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:40:49
Certainly gorgeous, but #1? Nah. In the bottom set of pictures, she's young and just about perfect. Then look at the top set. Specifically, pic three...she looks really sun-damaged and her skin looks old and hard. This girl has definitely spent too much time in the sun.
By Athina, on May 23, 2008 13:41:37
Tall chicks rule. Sorry short girls. I've fucked you too, but I married a tall one. The short ones are almost always insecure sluts and hate tall girls, but the confidence taller women (who aren't fat) have is so much sexier, and there's much more of them to love. I'm 6'5" so I look stupid carrying around a little petite girl anyway. My wife is a pro volleyball player too. She's not Gabriele, but she's a lot prettier than Gabby. Can't wait to go home to her tonight. :-P
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:47:09
I second Santos' boobies.
BOOBIES.
By Vigilante Made It Look Like Santos Has Boobies, on May 23, 2008 13:47:47
Her boobies are fake.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:50:58
That body...that body...that face...fugly
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 14:07:59
Humble. Right. Like this chick isn't running around telling everyone she meets she's no. 1 on Maxim's list? (Which in fact doesn't mean much because Maxim sucks.)
Personally, she's locked in a duel to the death with Rachel Nichols for my number 2 spot behind Jessica Biel.
By thebig28, on May 23, 2008 14:18:19
people hating on her "from the neck up" appearance need to realize that these are not exactly the best pictures of her. If you ever see her in person - and I have - she'll turn you into a bumbling fool, guaranteed. Trust me, she's stunning.
hottest girl alive? Of course not, but no "#1" on any of these lists is ever the hottest girl alive. In fact, most of the time those lists are total garbage with fugly hags like Jessica Simpson and Fergie in the Top 10. It's all about what's hot "now," and she's SI cover girl, so there you go. I'd say this year's list is about as accurate as it ever is.
as far as her "skin damage"... she's a California girl married to a surfer, what do you expect? She's also quite freckly, which usually magnifies sun damage. I dunno people, I just find it hard to believe that anyone wasting their Friday on the internet truly thinks she isn't hot. The opinions of catty, jealous girls and guys with imaginary girlfriends don't count.
By anthony, on May 23, 2008 14:26:46
"Marisa married Jim Miller, a Los Angeles surfing contest promoter and lifeguard from California in 2000 and separated from him in 2002. They divorced soon after. She married Hollywood producer Griffin Guess on April 15, 2006."
Griffin Guess:
http://www.wireimage.com/ItemListings.aspx?cbi=6000&igi=316044&nbc1=1
He looks like a douche and you're way behind on the life of this girl you pretend to know. Go back to the basement and ask mom to throw you a juice box and some twinkies.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 14:35:25
Maxim sucks and their employees are losers and gay men, so their opinion on any woman doesn't count.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 14:38:09
Is her ex husband this dead guy?
http://www.jimmymillerfoundation.org/bio.html
"In the last few months of his life in the summer of 2004, Jimmy suffered from a severe mental illness that led to his death. Also during the same time, he injured his shoulder and for the first time since his grommet days he was unable to surf and teach. His brother Jeffrey and his friends and Pure Surfing colleagues carried on CampSurf."
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 14:51:49
Meh, overall her face and body freak me out. Something is wrong with both.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 15:08:38
When did Cameron Diaz or Sarah Jessica Parker talk about how "great" they are?
By sva1994, on May 23, 2008 15:15:49
The short ones are almost always insecure sluts and hate tall girls, but the confidence taller women (who aren't fat) have is so much sexier, and there's much more of them to love.
Fallacies, half-truths and exaggerations. Your generalizations about short and tall women is truly astounding. Here, let me try to one-up you... tall women are flat-chested and are jealous of short women with hourglass figures.
If you believe that, I have beach-front property in New Mexico I'd like to sell you. Just write me a personal deposit check for $5000 -- we'll worry about the details later.
By Obsessed, on May 23, 2008 15:20:00
Tall girls aren't jealous of short girls. A tall hourglass looks a lot better than a short one.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 15:24:17
Apparently God's love stops at the neck.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 15:38:33
She's a beach girl and a surfer, so those freckles from that are hot, but I am wondering if that guy linked up above is really her husband. Did he kill himself after she divorced him or what's up?
By curious, on May 23, 2008 15:48:39
Yeah she's hot when her sunburnt wrinkles are photoshopped out of her face, but in that top picture she looks like she's 50.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 19:25:53
Hot body, but the face just does nothing for me. She's looking in two different directions at once plus she looks older than Blohan, if that's possible.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 20:43:18
Named #1 by a third-rate magazine.
By the phantom, on May 23, 2008 22:04:58
this is perfect? its fucking anorexic, is what it is. my ribs show, when I iie down, or i suck in my stomach , but this is just too much,.
By ladyguitarstar, on May 23, 2008 23:22:59
I'm glad this is considered the hottest woman...yeah..makes me look like a fking goddess then. Women, when they say someone like this is the hottest...agree! Then you look fantastic next to it...Do you really want the bar to get any higher?
By jolene, on May 24, 2008 04:11:16
hey look, she cheer-leads for the Sacramento Trannies
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 07:51:36
Could her eyes be any further apart in pic three? She is literally able to look in two different directions at the same time. Sun damage, freckles. Sorry, this chick is a butter face. Not seeing it.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 08:30:08
too many jealous losers on this site apparently. ugly girls and pimple-faced guys. stop with the self-loathing, we're all beautiful in some way or another.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 13:19:29
She looks 40 but bangable. You're kinda into the boy faces with Biel and Marissa, why not Simpson?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 15:16:32
Oh and I'm 6'6", and have a huge 10" cock, and I'm a brain surgeon, and a nuclear physicist. No, really, I am.
By love the intardnets, on May 24, 2008 16:13:38
Plastic,orange women are ssssooooooooooo hot...
By Nondo Noodlingfinger, on May 24, 2008 20:19:15
Is it just me or does it look like she is wearing a pad in the middle picture? Its like comeon, wear a tampon at least for a photoshoot.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 23:45:04
Her body is so amazing. She keeps me in shape, literally, I have a poster of her in a bikini in front of my ab machine and thread mill, she keeps me going lol.
By Krissy, on May 24, 2008 23:49:24
face looks 70, body 25..she is definitely hot but never beautiful. I like a pretty face, body can be fixed in most cases.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2008 17:24:06
She's not doing it for me. I'd much rather see a gorgeous brunette with shiny locks, and smooth glowing skin.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2008 17:28:51
I'll give you Diaz, but lets be honest, when has Parker ever stated that she was the hottest shiznit to walk the earth?
By anonymous, on May 26, 2008 01:11:04
I fuckin love her! If i was her boyfriend i would fuck her so hard because she's so god damn sexy. Remember evrybody, she was also on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition this year 2 so this isn't really a surprise to me
By anonymous, on May 26, 2008 10:40:13
I have been hearing a lot about her recently, did she hire a publicist or something. In all honesty, I don't find her attractive all.
By anonymous, on May 26, 2008 15:40:38
I'd much rather see a hot brunette with shiny locks and healthy glowing skin
By anonymous, on May 26, 2008 15:52:28
Absolutely Amazing!! Thanks for those!!
By FGD, on May 26, 2008 17:07:48
leathery skin, nasty freckles, and fried yellow hair.. sexy? I guess.
By anonymous, on May 27, 2008 06:11:27
She is too thin, doctors identified optimum BMI as being 22-24, hers looks like 18...
By anonymous, on May 27, 2008 09:22:20
Please leave your tits in a bikini. They are strange looking.
By One Pill, on June 3, 2008 14:15:14
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