Mischa Barton is Pissed Off

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  1. Holy Christ!!!

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:20:04

  2. ewwwwww. that. is. gnarly.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:23:55

  3. She's teh curdness.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:27:47

  4. it's called TOO MUCH COCAINE! Drugs age people. And as much coke as this slut's been doing, I'm NOT SURPRISED. What does shock me is that she still has a nose, and teeth, and her face doesnt look like that ass. Drugs happen, man. Drugs happen.

    RIP Mischa Barton's bottom.
    2000-2007 died of a cocaine overdose/neglect & abuse

    By SBwowWHATaCOKEhead, on May 9, 2008 10:41:39

  5. Nasty, if it's real.

    But how about a male celebrity-bashing post? Been a while since we've had one, and things are getting awfully misogynistic around here...

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:45:08

  6. Nasty, if it's real.

    But how about a male celebrity-bashing post? Been a while since we've had one, and things are getting awfully misogynistic around here...

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:45:20

  7. get your ass on the treadmill and stop complaining, its certainly not the 1st time her legs have been photographed looking like pure cottage cheese

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:50:16

  8. I suddenly have a craving for pot and tapioca pudding. Weird.

    By Vigilante, on May 9, 2008 10:58:16

  9. I like cottage cheese in my lazagna, not on my legs. She just need to hit the gym so allwill be perfect again.

    By Toe, on May 9, 2008 10:59:41

  10. lmao @ "teh curdness"!

    Yeah it's fake, needlessly so because she's cottage cheesy enough to begin with. But the cellulite suddenly stops at the waistband, in pic2 her right leg is 100 years old - with craters, for crying out loud - and then in pic3 it's smooth from the thigh down, etc. So dumb. It's like photoshopping even more psychotic repressed homosexuality into Tom Cruise's facial expressions.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:07:33

  11. The third pic is out of focus and lower res and the first 2 pics are in focus and her ass is more in the sun. Don't cry fake when you can't even explain how they are.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:10:04

  12. It is real. She obviously has celulite. The sun light is hitting it just right to make shadows. In turn making it look even worse than it probably looks normally. Get real Misha. No need to be mad. I know my legs look less than perfect in sunlight. I just cover my imperfections. I also don't have the paps zooming in on my ass. That would piss me off. But don't say that it is photo-shopped.

    By Bella, on May 9, 2008 11:11:15

  13. ugh, atleast kim kardashian has the courtesy to put a towel over her cottage cheese to spare us all. Im sick of all these skinny hos with their cottage cheese and duck butts (mischa, paris, and kim stewart) thinking its hot to show off their cottage cheese and sagging asses. Please, spare us

    By Katt, on May 9, 2008 11:11:57

  14. The overhead sun is casting shadows on her rippled legs and that makes the cellulite appear worse than it actually is. She's still very out of shape and has a very lazy flabby body for being so young and rich. She can afford to look better.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:13:54

  15. lmao @ "teh curdness"!

    Yeah it's fake, needlessly so because she's cottage cheesy enough to begin with. But the cellulite suddenly stops at the waistband, in pic2 her right leg is 100 years old - with craters, for crying out loud - and then in pic3 it's smooth from the thigh down, etc. So dumb. It's like photoshopping even more psychotic repressed homosexuality into Tom Cruise's facial expressions.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:07:33

    ^^I agree (and the "teh" guy IS hilarious). She has cellulite alright, but not this bad. Cheese like that would spread onto her tummy and probably her back fat and arms, too. Should have left the photo alone and just shown her in all her (real) Titleist glory.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:18:12

  16. The camera sees what it sees. She may not have looked that bad in person, but those high resoultion digital cameras snapping a hundred times a minute capture what your eyes don't see. It's just a very unflattering angle with unflattering sun position and lighting. If she didn't already have so much cellulite it wouldn't look this bad in that lighting. I've seen a lot of bikini pictures of Mischa over the years and she's always had a very noticeable amount of cellulite on her bum and thighs.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:21:38

  17. That's what happens to you when you suck Brandon Davis' dick for all those years.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:22:53

  18. That one picture of her laying down actually looks like a decaying corpse.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:24:13

  19. This is what Kelly Clarkson would look like if she had liposuction (less fat, but lots of skin with nowhere to go). Well, her face wouldn't be as pretty as Mischa's...

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:33:33

  20. Her saying its fake pretty much confirms its real. Coking, partying, vomiting and not exercising will do that to you. Sucking Brandon Davis' dick doesn't help much either.

    By thebig28, on May 9, 2008 12:01:51

  21. I think its ricotta cheese in lasagne, not cottage.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:18:53

  22. "Her saying its fake pretty much confirms its real."

    I agree. If she had said it was real, we'd know then it was fake. In fact, I'm quite certain that her cellulite took a picture of the camera.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:21:10

  23. Why would this be fake? There are a dozen other photos of her with her huge thighs (maybe not with the level of, ahem, "detail" that these show), but it's no secret she's in horrible shape. Sorry Mischa honey, I know the truth hurts. I hear Shitney is looking for a work-out buddy.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:21:52

  24. Britney fans tried to do the same thing with all those pics of Britney in bathing suits and underwear saying all that fat and cellulite is "Photoshopped". People just don't like to see their favorite stars looking that way and can't accept it. People tried to say Britney's pussy shots were Photoshopped too. Wrong again.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:25:31

  25. That does look horrible to a point of it looking fake. The other two might be real but the first pic does look fake. What kind of 20yr old have that kind of ass/thighs?

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:26:05

  26. she's beautiful... i beg her to forgive and forget in this case.. nobody worries about her celulite.. i hope she could be strong and recover her beutiful smile. byye

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:28:01

  27. I can't BELIEVE she has the nerve to be upset with the naked tit pictures. She is outside! I wouldn't sunbath topless and I'm not even a celebrity running the risk of being photographed doing so! Stupid whore.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:39:33

  28. Not to MENTION the fact that she's showed off those ugly titties on film already, so what the fuck right does she have to be upset when she's hanging out for the world to see in real life? Dear Misha, WE'VE ALREADY SEEN IT. She's just mad she's not making money off the photo.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:41:45

  29. "butterbody" doesn't seem right, but she's the opposite of a butterface.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:44:41

  30. She should have just shut up about it and let it go. She's always had that loose flabby body. She has a pretty face, but she also has an eating disorder, a drug habit, and a smoking habit. If she would have shut up then people wouldn't have cared enough to keep talking about them.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:49:43

  31. ahh , CC ass.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:49:56

  32. For those to be fake they must have used the greatest photo editor ever! He must have been the Michaelangelo of Photoshop! (In this case perhaps the Salvador Dali of Photoshop)

    By Santos, on May 9, 2008 12:56:28

  33. On a better note, Nick Hogan has to go to jail.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:57:14

  34. its nice how they claim its an 80 something year olds bottom... makes women who are younger and have cellulite problems feel even shittier..way to lose the women interest there Mischa.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 13:07:56

  35. By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 13:08:56

  36. Kinda off topic, but check out the "You Suck At Photoshop" vid series, pretty funny stuff:

    http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_at_Photoshop/YouSuckatPhotoshop2_399.aspx

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 13:13:57

  37. Toe - I don't know what kind of nasty lasagna you're eating, but you put ricotta in it, not cottage cheese.
    Damn.

    By Willa Dodge, on May 9, 2008 13:50:56

  38. From looking at those pics from 2 years ago, today's ass just looks like the natural progression of cellulite from smoking, binging/purging/starving, drug use and laziness.

    By Willa Dodge, on May 9, 2008 13:56:25

  39. I am probably 3 times the size of Mischa Barton and my legs and ass look just like that. All my bathing suits have skirts.
    But I am fat, so I expect to have cellulite like that. A chick her size, in the entertainment industry shouldn't look so bad.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 13:57:37

  40. I hate the paparazzi. This means there will be another People cover with Mushy insisting that she is a size 4 like Jennifer Poo Hewitt.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 14:04:19

  41. >In this case perhaps the Salvador Dali of Photoshop)
    ----

    LOL, Santos. But perhaps a little esoteric for this crowd.

    By JAC, on May 9, 2008 14:16:44

  42. You can totally put cottage cheese in lasagna. Ricotta's better, but cottage is a decent substitute--similar flavor and texture. Regardless, these pictures made me a lot happier about my smooth (if not "size 4") 22-year-old ass.

    By Over It, on May 9, 2008 14:22:45

  43. Yeah, treat your body like shit, and it will look like an 80 year old run over by a hummer. Go to rehab or something. Let us forget you for a while. The tweens who loved you on the O.C. might even miss you while you're gone.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 14:23:20

  44. No 20-25 yr old should have a body like THAT.

    By Janet Jackson, on May 9, 2008 15:09:29

  45. If the pics were truly photoshopped, she would have hired a lawyer and sued. Why just deny it when you can make millions of $$$? The plain fact is that the pics are not photoshopped, and she has cottage-cheesy thighs. Big deal, cry me a fuckin' river! Get on the treadmill and shake your money-maker!

    By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on May 9, 2008 16:05:48

  46. Does anyone else see that if you look at her reflection in the glass there is a different face staring out? It looks like a creature from the "Thriller" video. Totally scary.

    By KTFedUp, on May 9, 2008 16:12:39

  47. Does anyone else see that if you look at her reflection in the glass there is a different face staring out? It looks like a creature from the "Thriller" video. Totally scary.

    By KTFedUp, on May 9, 2008 16:12:45

  48. whoot whoot..pull ovah that ass is too fat..whoot whoot

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 16:18:04

  49. Makes Jennifer Aniston's ass look all the more fine.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 16:32:33

  50. Okay...Okay...

    Now I only have a craving for (what's it called???) Tapioca.

    And Pizza. With Nestle Quik on it. The tapioca. Not the steak. Pizza!

    Sure, I'll have some!

    Anyone else got the munchies?

    By Vigilante, on May 9, 2008 16:39:39

  51. its real. the upskirt pics from when she got her dog show it too.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 16:44:35

  52. Maybe her thighz got all pitted like that from Cisco Adler's balls slapping into them constantly. Like wrecking balls.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 17:06:03

  53. "If the pics were truly photoshopped, she would have hired a lawyer and sued."

    Brilliant legal analisys.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 17:08:24

  54. "analisys?"

    Learn how to spell before you criticize others. I hope your comment was tongue in cheek.

    By juris dockter, on May 9, 2008 17:12:24

  55. I love it when they can't read sarcasm.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 18:01:35

  56. There are things that even Photoshop cannot fix, case in point.

    What's fucking hilarious is that Mischa and her publicist KNOW that the pics are real, yet the publicist publicly announced that her legs look like those of an 80-year-old.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 18:28:33

  57. yes- i am feeling the munchies myself!

    By babsee, on May 9, 2008 18:57:49

  58. Her "cellulite" was actually imprints from laying on that crinkled lounge thing on her patio, jeesh.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 20:07:31

  59. one word "ewww"

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 20:08:23

  60. >In this case perhaps the Salvador Dali of Photoshop)
    ----

    LOL, Santos. But perhaps a little esoteric for this crowd.


    Hey! Come on, JAC, the commentary pool on this site is like the Genius Bar compared to most.

    But yeah, for a second I thought I'd misread that post, or assumed that it had been accidentally witty.

    Bravo, Santos!

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 9, 2008 20:41:04

  61. God, and to think I told my wife the other day that Mischa was good-looking ... guess who's wife just made him eat a big steaming pile of shit stew?

    By teammlr1, on May 9, 2008 21:14:19

  62. the pics ARE REAL some expertc in photography and photoshop SAID SO , and those pics from two years ago do tell that she was going to have nasty cellulit on her flaby ass ,she is just a mess go away like the oc did bitch

    By CHEESY ASS MISCHA, on May 9, 2008 23:02:26

  63. i'd still do her missionary. just avoid doggie and you're good. yeah baby.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 01:57:15

  64. "things are getting awfully misogynistic around here"

    that's right, because we can't be 'unbalanced' with our mindless celebrity hate.

    (stupid bitch)

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 03:57:02

  65. I love cottage cheese in my lasagna.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 07:24:32

  66. I don't get this. Truth be told, she can clean up really nice when she wants to. For some reason, she continues to dress & groom like a skank. Doing drugs, smoking pot, eating SLUTney spears type food, not working out, being lazy. Other young celebrities realize their body is their livelihood and eat right/work out. She eats cheetos, drugs up daily & doesn't even think to do any kind of exercise. I guess that's what smoking dope really does; it makes you into a dope...

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 22:22:51

  67. Probably looks better than the girlfriends of guys criticizing her, if they can get one.

    By MrHonest, on May 11, 2008 05:56:11

  68. I always thought she was over-rated. She was good as the token hot girl on the OC, but I don't think she can get a serious movie career by just getting by with her looks or her fading looks. Some movie stars can sell a movie or show based on their looks, but for most of the actors, they need to be able to act and get into a role.

    By jc, on May 11, 2008 09:13:35

  69. A lot of young people have cellulite ass, it's not unheard of. Mischa, your ass is gross. The truth hurts. deal with it.

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2008 10:30:11

  70. She's only famous for being on The OC and is a spoiled brat. Yet, those legs don't really look like hers? Cellulite's a bitch.

    By Rachel, on May 11, 2008 10:53:04

  71. I'll never understand why celebs lay around half naked or naked in public knowing full well photogs have long-range lenses, and then act shocked when photos of them are published. She's looking right at the freakin' camera in the banner shot!

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2008 14:35:46

  72. Back in the olden days, people would have found that cellulite and blobby fat-bag skin attractive.

    Cf Petrarch's "Carmen Cellulitosi".

    By eddy, on May 11, 2008 16:31:32

  73. I can't see why ppl bother about a loser TV actress and I don't like her anyway, but man... I think they can't be real. A slender girl like her can't have all that.... only if she's burned or something... of course she must have some, but I think even my grandma doesn't have all that :)

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2008 19:35:22

  74. Man, that is so real. I'm a pretty skinny girl too, and I have cellulite, even though I eat healthy and work-out. I just bought some gel, we'll see if it works any. Anyways, cellulite is usually not very noticeable, unless you point a freaking camera lens at it and take an extremely overexposed picture in the sunlight. A lot of cellulite will look like Mischa's under the right conditions. I just don't understand why she's not trying to do anything about it. Hell, she could afford laser therapy or whatever procedure they use now to remove it.

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 07:34:14

  75. WHY YOU CHECKING OUIT YOUR GRANDMOTHER YOU WEIRDO

    By MADMIKE, on May 12, 2008 07:47:44

  76. I don't think those pictures are real. That is some serious cellulitis. I weigh 220 lbs. and my legs DEFINITELY don't look like that! I would die if they did.

    By Zara, on May 12, 2008 10:36:36

  77. THINK of the PENISES, Mischa. WHAT is wrong with these WOMEN today with their BODIES and all?????

    By jack, on May 12, 2008 13:01:03

  78. I love lasagna in my cottage cheese

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 14:32:14

  79. her legs are pretty gross, but that ass is nice. she should keep this body b/c it's pretty hot. im not gonna lie

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 16:10:54

  80. Yeah, I'd be pissed too if my ass looked like that.

    By bush bitch, on May 12, 2008 16:54:30

  81. I've got caca :(

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 17:57:42

  82. "If the pics were truly photoshopped, she would have hired a lawyer and sued."

    Brilliant legal analisys.
    By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 17:08:24


    Why thank you, anonymous. Your generosity precludes me from pointing and laughing at your "brilliant" spelling, because that would be considered rude.

    The photographer claims the photos are real and unaltered. If it was proven that he was lying, like Barton claims, he could be financially liable for defamation.

    By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on May 12, 2008 23:22:03

  83. "The photographer claims the photos are real and unaltered. If it was proven that he was lying, like Barton claims, he could be financially liable for defamation."

    Where does the photog claim that the photos are unaltered? (Not a rhetorical question...I haven't seen him make that claim but you could be right).

    I doubt a photog would say that, because lots of pics are touched up in some way.

    By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:23:54

  84. So you can have cellulite if you're as young as she is. The difference is that she doesn't exercise for shit, unless you count exercising her nose with blow...then you see what boozing and drugging does to you after a couple of years. I did drugs on and off for years, then stopped and went to booze, pretty much gave that up for personal reasons recently. I daresay I can keep an extra 5-10 lbs off without all that garbage in my system. And that's without exercising...!

    By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 22:36:14

  85. So much resentment here. So many frustrated people either.
    Obese white trash in their trailers, I assume.

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 10:52:21

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