Mariah looks like a secretary at your local Enterprise Rent-a-Car. Thick flabby arms, big boobs, pretty eyes, cheap ass fake nails, nappy weave, and an 'oh-snap!' attitude.
Then again Cannon looks like the guy that has to detail the rentals when they come back in smelling all smokey and shit. So I guess they're a pretty good match.
You can tell this marriage ain't gonna work, look at the body language, Mariah's fat head it cocked towards Nick, which means shes getting all she wants and is infatuated with the poor guy. Whilst nicks head it cocked in a way to increase the distance between them, so he really doesn't want to be with her.
Nick Cannon is GAY. It's a bullshit marriage like Star Jones and Big gay Al. Only a fag could put up with her diva shit, any straight guy would have his way and head for the door. She gives new meaning to the words "high maintenence".
Mariah Carey makes me want to ralf. I'm not saying every woman over 35 needs to wear a turtleneck and mom jeans 24/7, but when one dresses like a whore half my age (I'm 19) it's just kinda sad. OK, not kinda sad--really, REALLY fucking sad.
Nick's cute, though, in a "has-been by 25" kinda way.
Mariah Carey makes me want to ralf. I'm not saying every woman over 35 needs to wear a turtleneck and mom jeans 24/7, but when one dresses like a whore half my age (I'm 19) it's just kinda sad. OK, not kinda sad--really, REALLY fucking sad. --- Wow. . . you must live in a real hole if the 9 1/2 year-olds are whores dressed like Mariah.
yeah i agree, i dont think he was the only one not getting that, i thought you were saying, 'waaasssuup' with a lisp. a cracking whip would me 'WASHHEEESH!' Or something...
34 Comments:
Leave Your CommentSo what part of the contract did he not understand?
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 11:53:31
Who woulda thought she would eventually marry a black dude, I thought she was all about chasing white cock.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 12:34:56
He's teh pussy whippedness.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 13:09:36
Ha! Mr. Mariah Carey better know his place. Dance, buddy, dance!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 13:12:54
Mariah looks like a secretary at your local Enterprise Rent-a-Car.
Thick flabby arms, big boobs, pretty eyes, cheap ass fake nails, nappy weave, and an 'oh-snap!' attitude.
Then again Cannon looks like the guy that has to detail the rentals when they come back in smelling all smokey and shit. So I guess they're a pretty good match.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 20, 2008 13:17:21
I can't stand this flashy bitch with all her bling..I give it about a year and this guy will be gone.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 13:22:14
Oh Nicky, you didn't think a hot sugar Momma wasn't going to come with some strings attached, did you?
My advice is to look down at the dashboard of the Benz she just bought you and smile.
By thebig28, on May 20, 2008 13:28:43
she's still hittable after all these years
By hititinnaminit, on May 20, 2008 13:39:36
Is she old enough to be considered a cougar
By Terry, on May 20, 2008 14:19:37
lol
How long did it take him to start thinking this marriage may have been a bad idea?
I'm thinking 24 hours.
By Kate, on May 20, 2008 14:22:29
Does that caterwauling diva have any other facial expressions? I swear her face doesn't move *ever*.
By She has a smile that says "duuuuuurrrr...", on May 20, 2008 14:55:26
hititinnaminit,
You would consider Star Jones "hittable".
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 15:07:42
This marriage is totally for the press.
By Rabbit, on May 20, 2008 15:26:52
"Whutisssshhhhhhh!"
ha!!!!
By oakling, on May 20, 2008 16:00:57
Terry,
Yes.
Nick Cannon is still my hero.
By thebig28, on May 20, 2008 18:25:06
The honeymoons over biatch!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 18:26:59
15:07 -- LOL... I think Star Jones is hittable. But only in a "my damn loins are aching -- I must get relief NOW" kind of way.
13:09no doubt... Mariah didn't just get a new husband, she also found a butler! What? He thought it would be all fun and games? Shah!?!!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on May 20, 2008 18:49:21
Wasn't he din Kardashian before he married Mariah? His 2nd claim to fame...or shame...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 07:16:35
Bet he's sorry he got her name tattooed all over his back..unless that was her brand she put on him..bet he has a microchip tracker on him too..
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 07:29:41
You can tell this marriage ain't gonna work, look at the body language, Mariah's fat head it cocked towards Nick, which means shes getting all she wants and is infatuated with the poor guy. Whilst nicks head it cocked in a way to increase the distance between them, so he really doesn't want to be with her.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 09:07:36
Nick Cannon is GAY. It's a bullshit marriage like Star Jones and Big gay Al. Only a fag could put up with her diva shit, any straight guy would have his way and head for the door. She gives new meaning to the words "high maintenence".
By She's about to hit the wall, on May 21, 2008 09:50:34
"Whutisssshhhhhhh!"
what the hell is that?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 10:00:56
Are these two old enough to legally marry?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 10:33:36
"Are these two old enough to legally marry?"
What?
By i don't like you in any way, on May 21, 2008 11:12:39
Mariah Carey makes me want to ralf. I'm not saying every woman over 35 needs to wear a turtleneck and mom jeans 24/7, but when one dresses like a whore half my age (I'm 19) it's just kinda sad. OK, not kinda sad--really, REALLY fucking sad.
Nick's cute, though, in a "has-been by 25" kinda way.
By Ashley, on May 21, 2008 12:40:49
Mariah Carey makes me want to ralf. I'm not saying every woman over 35 needs to wear a turtleneck and mom jeans 24/7, but when one dresses like a whore half my age (I'm 19) it's just kinda sad. OK, not kinda sad--really, REALLY fucking sad.
---
Wow. . . you must live in a real hole if the 9 1/2 year-olds are whores dressed like Mariah.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 13:37:32
Lol, what kind of 9 1'2 yr olds do you know, ashley??
By ladyguitarstar, on May 21, 2008 18:33:56
I think it's sad- OK REALLY fucking sad- that Ashley
knows whores that are 9 years old.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 08:26:28
I think it's sad--NO REALLY fucking sad- that Ashley has not ordered up some mommy jeans STAT! for those 4th grade whores.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 10:10:18
I still want to know what the hell "Whutisssshhhhhhh!" is...
By b, on May 22, 2008 10:32:47
"Whutisssshhhhhhh!" is the sound of a whip cracking, numbnuts.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 10:38:57
That is a sucky phonetic spelling, I gotta say...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 12:34:13
yeah i agree, i dont think he was the only one not getting that, i thought you were saying, 'waaasssuup' with a lisp. a cracking whip would me 'WASHHEEESH!' Or something...
By ladyguitarstar, on May 22, 2008 14:11:40
She's got nice boobies.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 14:38:31
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