I'm just giggling at the mental image of Nicole Richie stomping around her house and throwing things like a five-year-old. Meanwhile the baby that she's sooooooo in love with is crawling down the driveway right into the path of Britney Spears, who's doing 90 in a 25 in her 2008 Cashmobile and yelling "Whee, y'all! I can drive like a grownup!" out the sunroof.
This isn't surprising. We're dealing with Hohan after all. You could toss a hot dog on the floor and 3 nanoseconds later she'd be down on her hands and knees trying to give it head.
My Cinnamon Queen, Please loosen thy vaginal muscles and let forth your hot steaming cascade of recycled water upon my face. Please bestow a juicy Cleveland Steamer upon my chest, whilst I plunge my calloused fist into thine snatch. My fiery red-headed concubine, I shall suckle upon they pink teat until the flow of sweat buttermilk quenches my thirst. After I release my Juice of Life into thy Love Cavern, rich with nutrients, a child shall grow within thy gingery uterus.
Hark, Detractors of My Cinnamon Goddess: Beware! Vicious blasphemous words meant to malign my fiery princess shall be met with swift retribution! This Nicole Richie, Halfspring of the Abyssinian Negro, starved daughter of the Ethiopes, she knows not the danger upon which she treads.
Lindsay Lohan's pussy probably has scratched open sores from when she picks at her genital herpes that have puss and blood oozing out of them and the rest of it is covered in freckles. It probably smells like dead fish too. "Worshipper of the Cinnamon Goddess"'s comment made me sick to my stomach.
Well OF COURSE that worthless narcissist Lohan was all over that worthless loser. I mean, look at him. He's so freakin' hot.....in a gross, doughy, failed corporate sell-out kind of way. Yep, he a prize worth fighting for.
Sam is said to be the type of girl that is not one for public displays of affection (PDA'S). That said yeah Sam & Lohan are totally a couple. A cute one at that.
If you take your girlfriend to a country show and she hits the floor after the singer yells "Ho Down!", you might be a redneck. Or have Lindsay Lohan as a girlfriend.
It is not humanly possible to look "seductive" wearing that trash.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 13:20:19
If you consider that Lohan's "seduction" is merely the act of spreading her legs far and wide to any cock that passes by, then what she's wearing is pretty inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.
Slut just doesn't do it. I think it's safe to say Lindsay is classified by the navy as a "friendly port". The only way she could get any more slutty is if she got the goodcharlotte seed planted in her. Hehe, i havent prayed in years but i think it's time to rekindle some faith.
I want to address how humorous it is that both Madden brothers performed "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous", when apparently both of them are the biggest star-fuckers known to mankind.
Its not like Nicole can't leave her kid w/ the nanny and get her ass over there to put a stop to it. WHat did she expect from a prince like this douchebag anyway? Didn't he dump Hillary Duff for her? I'm really questioning my integrity for knowing this or caring, but politics and religion are boring.
want to address how humorous it is that both Madden brothers performed "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous", when apparently both of them are the biggest star-fuckers known to mankind. I wouldnt say they are the biggest star fuckers but they come from around where I live and back then they were nobodies and they get a hit albumn and now they are just like the people they were trashing in their songs,give it time and they once again will be nobodies.
Jesus, this chick is an absolute slut, without the slightest bit of conscience. She's hitting on a guy who has a wife & 4 month old baby at home. WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THINKING? It's almost like there's a disconnect in her brain. For most people, it's "that's a no go area". For this arrogant little party twat, it's "I don't give a fuck; I'm going to do what I want to do when I want to do it, regardless of who I hurt".
52 Comments:
Leave Your CommentAll of those chicks are the biggest bitches and whores. Karma is going to get each and every one. Especially Lohan.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 11:05:49
What a homo Madden is. Nice bandana around your neck, douche.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 11:09:56
There is not a single person or place mentioned in this article that shouldn't covered in acid and set on fire.
By thebig28, on May 14, 2008 11:12:48
Lohan looks like she's saying "Dude, I will totally blow you for some coke. Seriously."
By Lulabelle, on May 14, 2008 11:13:31
And where was Sam? Can't she keep her girl on leash?!?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 11:14:53
I'm just giggling at the mental image of Nicole Richie stomping around her house and throwing things like a five-year-old. Meanwhile the baby that she's sooooooo in love with is crawling down the driveway right into the path of Britney Spears, who's doing 90 in a 25 in her 2008 Cashmobile and yelling "Whee, y'all! I can drive like a grownup!" out the sunroof.
By Valtrex Hilton, on May 14, 2008 11:27:13
This isn't surprising. We're dealing with Hohan after all. You could toss a hot dog on the floor and 3 nanoseconds later she'd be down on her hands and knees trying to give it head.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 11:34:33
My Cinnamon Queen,
Please loosen thy vaginal muscles and let forth your hot steaming cascade of recycled water upon my face. Please bestow a juicy Cleveland Steamer upon my chest, whilst I plunge my calloused fist into thine snatch.
My fiery red-headed concubine, I shall suckle upon they pink teat until the flow of sweat buttermilk quenches my thirst. After I release my Juice of Life into thy Love Cavern, rich with nutrients, a child shall grow within thy gingery uterus.
Hark, Detractors of My Cinnamon Goddess: Beware! Vicious blasphemous words meant to malign my fiery princess shall be met with swift retribution! This Nicole Richie, Halfspring of the Abyssinian Negro, starved daughter of the Ethiopes, she knows not the danger upon which she treads.
By Worshipper of the Cinnamon Goddess, on May 14, 2008 11:39:32
Worshipper = genius
And I'm strangely turned on right now. Seriously. I think that it just moved a little bit.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 11:44:43
Worshipper = genius
And I'm strangely turned on right now. Seriously. I think that it just moved a little bit.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 11:44:43
seriously, ^^ i'm with you. that it was kinda hot, and pretty funny
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 11:49:59
Lindsay Lohan's pussy probably has scratched open sores from when she picks at her genital herpes that have puss and blood oozing out of them and the rest of it is covered in freckles. It probably smells like dead fish too. "Worshipper of the Cinnamon Goddess"'s comment made me sick to my stomach.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 12:05:20
A Cleveland Steamer? No thanks.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 12:08:30
So where's the blow job in the bathroom cell phone pics?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 12:10:11
Leave it to Lindsay! What a silly girl - she still can't decide which team she's on.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 12:11:11
love his double chin,Im sure all the teeny boppers love that..again both losers who are on my list to make go away to a happier world
By madmike, on May 14, 2008 12:18:09
Clearly, Lindsay is happy playing for any team, any sport, on any planet.
By oakling, on May 14, 2008 12:18:27
Well OF COURSE that worthless narcissist Lohan was all over that worthless loser. I mean, look at him. He's so freakin' hot.....in a gross, doughy, failed corporate sell-out kind of way. Yep, he a prize worth fighting for.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 12:38:55
I hate Lindsay as a blonde.
By Willa Dodge, on May 14, 2008 12:51:06
I hate lindsay as a living person.
By bloodywhore, on May 14, 2008 13:05:00
Samantha Ronson is hot. If she had a cock, I'd let her fuck me.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 13:15:36
What the hell kind of lumberjack rags is Lindsay wearing in that main pic? It is not humanly possible to look "seductive" wearing that trash.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 13:20:19
I don't see how choosing between Joel or Sam makes things any clearer about which team she's on.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 13:25:16
hohan looks like a dyke!!! wtf
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 13:42:04
Sam is said to be the type of girl that is not one for public displays of affection (PDA'S). That said yeah Sam & Lohan are totally a couple. A cute one at that.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 14:24:19
Samantha Ronson is so ugly it's sickening.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 14:25:51
If you take your girlfriend to a country show and she hits the floor after the singer yells "Ho Down!", you might be a redneck. Or have Lindsay Lohan as a girlfriend.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 15:23:26
It is not humanly possible to look "seductive" wearing that trash.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 13:20:19
If you consider that Lohan's "seduction" is merely the act of spreading her legs far and wide to any cock that passes by, then what she's wearing is pretty inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 15:28:28
All four of them need to get run over by a bus.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 15:36:41
I think Worshiper should have his (or her) own website. I totally want to subcontract my Jessica Simpson comments out to him.
By thebig28, on May 14, 2008 15:52:03
Damn, after reading thatI feel like taking a bath.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 15:53:24
+Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
By Glees, on May 14, 2008 15:57:53
Slut just doesn't do it. I think it's safe to say Lindsay is classified by the navy as a "friendly port". The only way she could get any more slutty is if she got the goodcharlotte seed planted in her. Hehe, i havent prayed in years but i think it's time to rekindle some faith.
By Jungle Cat, on May 14, 2008 18:35:53
Glees, if only. They don't make 'em like Ripley anymore.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 18:36:27
What else does that ugly no-talent cunt have to do?
BTW, Worshipper? I think I love you.
By GetOffMyFoot, on May 14, 2008 18:59:46
the only reason Lindsay is interested in this fat b*stard is to screw over her former friend. She loves to be a homewrecker.
By gryphon50, on May 14, 2008 20:06:20
I want to address how humorous it is that both Madden brothers performed "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous", when apparently both of them are the biggest star-fuckers known to mankind.
By Christina X, on May 14, 2008 21:36:14
Joel was cute, what happened? him and Benji's weight keep fluctuating back and forth.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 02:45:09
Its not like Nicole can't leave her kid w/ the nanny and get her ass over there to put a stop to it. WHat did she expect from a prince like this douchebag anyway? Didn't he dump Hillary Duff for her? I'm really questioning my integrity for knowing this or caring, but politics and religion are boring.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 07:18:00
Is she seriously wearing leggings and a flannel shirt? Seriously?
And the best I can say for Samantha is that she looks better with hair...I guess...
I loved Lohan in Mean Girls and Parent Trap. What the hell happened to her? I mean, she does have that award-winning mother and all.
And in 18 months we'll be reading the exact same posts about her kid sister, Sluthan part Deux.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 07:58:34
"Worshipper" reminded me of the HBO series "Rome" and how these ladies are just like the ones on that show.
By silver_viper, on May 15, 2008 08:06:11
want to address how humorous it is that both Madden brothers performed "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous", when apparently both of them are the biggest star-fuckers known to mankind.
I wouldnt say they are the biggest star fuckers but they come from around where I live and back then they were nobodies and they get a hit albumn and now they are just like the people they were trashing in their songs,give it time and they once again will be nobodies.
By madmike, on May 15, 2008 08:40:28
"him and Benji's weight keep fluctuating back and forth."
Welcome to the world of coke/meth addicts.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 09:18:08
If only Lohan, both Hiltons, Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, and Kim Kardashian could have been on Flight 93, we could have been spared all of this.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 10:35:17
"If only Lohan, both Hiltons, Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, and Kim Kardashian could have been on Flight 93, we could have been spared all of this."
I think Kardashian actually might have been on Flight 93. Or, maybe a few of her cousins.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 11:08:54
lindsay has STDs and is a lesbian. he is not smart.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 12:47:05
What is it about dressing like a Blues Brother makes
women fight over you? Fucking amaaaaazing.
By unreal, on May 15, 2008 13:13:23
Well played, anon 11:08.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:13:38
Jesus, this chick is an absolute slut, without the slightest bit of conscience. She's hitting on a guy who has a wife & 4 month old baby at home. WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THINKING? It's almost like there's a disconnect in her brain. For most people, it's "that's a no go area". For this arrogant little party twat, it's "I don't give a fuck; I'm going to do what I want to do when I want to do it, regardless of who I hurt".
What a stupid whore...
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:47:41
"I think Kardashian actually might have been on Flight 93. Or, maybe a few of her cousins." PRICELESS, no doubt! ROFLMAO!!!
By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:55:02
She should go for Benji instead. We all know Paris would be through with him in another week or so.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 02:54:42
Why the fuck does she care if he bangs her? It not like she is not banging a new guy every week is it?
By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 10:00:08
lohan is a selfabsorbed slut ,
nicole should beat her ass....but then they would be fighting over ugly ass fat joel madden?? doesnt make sense to me
his weight fluctuating is from drugs
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:49:08
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