IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Sarah Jessica Parker Loves Her Gay Husband

Sarah Jessica Parker Loves Her Gay Husband

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Aw Ferris can't be gay!! but....he is giving me *that* vibe.....nooooooo

By Sloane Peterson, on May 5, 2008 11:13:54
If I had to wake up next to Sarah every morning I'd turn gay too.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:17:48
Sarah is NOT ugly. She's a little thin but she got a smokin' bod. Ugly should be reserved for the likes of Rumer Willis and Amy Winehouse.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:21:31
^^^ Nope. She's ugly.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:25:35
She's got a pretty nice body, but that face would scare the devil himself. Her face should be used as a cast to make witch masks for Halloween.

By Joe C, on May 5, 2008 11:26:15
Poor guy. Every morning when he wakes up, he relives that scene from the first Godfather movie.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:27:14
Didn't she do well in the Derby yesterday? My kingdom for a horse.

By Pony P. Pony, on May 5, 2008 11:36:27
When he rides that thing, he yells, "Hi-yo Silver, away!"

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:40:24
Matthew says when he thinks of her beauty, he thinks of Eight Belles.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:43:34
She doesn't just look like a witch, she IS a witch. Think about what a witch does. She corrupts youth and tries to steal their innocent souls.

Now, ever watch an episode of Sex and the City? Lindsay Lohan says it influenced her dating policy -- enough said.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 11:51:28
Anyone that thinks Sarah has a nice body is obviously still watching their copy of "Honeymoon in Vegas". Having one kid wrecked her body, and all those dark tans have caused her skin to sprout sunspots and moles like they are going out of style. She is HIDEOUS these days, face AND body.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 12:16:55
She scares my kids.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 12:21:41
All the mirrors in SJP's home must be made of steel. Regular glass would shatter.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 12:24:57
"Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a goblin raped a horse"

hahahahahaha

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 12:33:50
Heyyy, nice shiny suit there, Matt. If you ever want to send a "message" to a rival actor you can always stick your wife's severed head in between their bedsheets.

By Fred, on May 5, 2008 12:57:06
Great body, scary face.

But she seems genuinely friendly and down to earth and seems to appreciate her success and is modest about it. How ofter do you hear about her being a cunt?

By Hyperbole, on May 5, 2008 13:08:30
Ever lived in New York? EVERYBODY in New York has "mostly gay friends." Especially the people who work in theater. I know, because I lived there for 22 years, and most of my friends were either gay, half-gay, or gay-and-didn't-know-it-yet. I doubt an intelligent beard would make a comment like that one, not realizing it would give away The Secret. It's just a simple fact. Lots of gay folks live in New York, because they are less likely to be dragged out of town tied to a pickup truck.

I met Matthew Broderick once, at a dog run. Nicest guy in the world. Soft-spoken, self-effacing, nice dog. Didn't seem gay. I don't give a shit either way, and the important thing is he's not an asshole, and neither is his wife, whom I also met once, by accident. She's also not "responsible" for Lindsay Blowhard's "morals" or anything else for having been on some TV show, to whichever Mitt Romney-sucking idiot posted that stupid crap. Dina? Is that you?

Don't like those red shoes much.

By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 5, 2008 13:22:01
I dont think she's ugly. Well I might've before I started watching satc but I grew to like her face and all.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 13:23:14
"Poor guy. Every morning when he wakes up, he relives that scene from the first Godfather movie."

J-Bird star of approval goes to 11:27.

By J-Bird, on May 5, 2008 14:09:30
Little Miss Sunshine, you're awesome. Can we scissor?

By Hyperbole, on May 5, 2008 14:27:15
Yeah, what hyberbole said.

By JMR, on May 5, 2008 14:56:36
Being married to Sarah Jessica Parker is bound to convert anyone to "play for the other team".

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 15:02:53
No, she's not classically beautiful, but I actually think she's very pretty and unique and has a certain "something" about her that makes her sexy. That said, I can totally see why she wouldn't be someone else's cup of tea.

And regarding MB, I don't think he's gay. Not every effeminate man is queer, you know.

By Vintagevamp, on May 5, 2008 15:17:30
Oooh! The j-bird star of approval. Everyone's talking about it. Everyone wants it. I'd shave my taint for it!

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 15:30:59
my taint's already shaved... can i have one?

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 17:42:07
Not classically beautiful but at least she seems like a sweet and "real" person...not like all the disgusting media whores that we hear so much about.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 18:01:26
Listen, folks, Ferris Bueller is not gay. I don't care how many dicks this person you guys seem to associate him with (Matthew Broderick, I think you call him) takes up the ass or sucks to completion. The truth is that Ferris has a bad cough and has to miss a few days of school. Don't let it affect his college applications.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 18:16:48
Little Miss Sunshine, you rock!

By Willa, on May 5, 2008 19:22:17
Ever seen Hocus Pocus? She was pretty hot in there. I doubt any of you would pass up the oppurtunity to fuck her.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 19:30:10
Like they said back in the day, she's fucked up from the neck up.

By anonymous, on May 5, 2008 19:51:23
I don't want to be a naysayer, but she had a rockin' bod about five years before Bette Midler put a wart on her chin to distract from the nipple/mole growing on Jessica. You know how "keeping up with the Jones'" those witches are.

By humpinfrog, on May 5, 2008 19:56:59
he never really set off my gaydar. On the other hand, he could have that stealthy Rupert Everett-brand of gayness going on.

By gryphon50, on May 5, 2008 20:00:00
you people are all faggots if you wouldn't hit that.

What would you prefer, amy whitehouse?

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 00:00:01
Matthew isn't gay. If he was in fact gay, then how could they (Matthew & Sarah) have a child together? He's not gay.

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 01:22:09
I think she is very pretty and has a tight little ass

By a, on May 6, 2008 05:42:58
Matthew should get fixed up with Hugh Jackman. They'd make a cute couple!

By Green Is Good, on May 6, 2008 07:02:39
Damn she is one UGLY bitch what the hell is wrong with Ferris he is not gay he just has one nasty taste in women he likes them ugly

By Sarah you are UGLY, on May 6, 2008 09:31:19
Gay people living in new york because they wont be dragged away by a pickup truck,,just how stupid of a comment is that..helloooooo new york is a big theater and clothing district which seems very accepting of fags..thats why they are there you moron..so you meet the guy one time and he is not an asshole,,tell that to the family he murdered because he was to stupid or drunk to know which side of the road he was driving on while on vacation..takes your attention away when you are trying to light a joint while driving in another country

great guy

By madmike, on May 6, 2008 09:37:17
she might not be the prettiest person, but she defnitely fixes up well with her expensive wardrobe. i dig her style.

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 13:30:15
stoptheact.com is completely anonymous

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 13:31:40
Dear Hyperbole and JMR,

I had to look up "scissor". This is what happens when you move to the country. I no longer run with scissors, having gotten married, but I am deeply flattered. Thank you. And thank you also, Willa. You have all made me feel shinier and more embarrassed than ever.

Now if there would just be some new things for me to complain about. Enough Iron Man.

By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 6, 2008 13:48:48
May 6, 2008 01:22:09 -

Ever heard of John Travolta?

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 14:23:33
her face looks like a foot

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 15:35:15
He is commiting beastiality.

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 18:10:18
If he's gay then he's doing a good job hiding it. No self-respecting gay man would be caught dead in that outfit...

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 20:25:46
I love War Games. Matthew Broderick was cute back then.

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 20:54:08
SJP is BEAUTIFUL!!!

By anonymous, on May 6, 2008 22:21:38
Wow, he has turned into Inspector Gadget after all!

As for SJP, she played the role of the evil witch in that movie with Bette Middler without any makeup. Enough said.

By Oliver Cromwell, on May 7, 2008 00:41:24
I dont see what the problem is with these two. Who gives a shit what they look like, just because Matthew Broderick isnt the most tough looking guy doesnt mean he's gay? Jesus Christ.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker seems like a cool person,who has her own style which makes me like her regardless of how she looks. So just chill the fuck out everyone!

By Louise, on May 7, 2008 02:00:06
Wow, you guys are harsh.

GAY is not a look. There is no such thing as acting gay. GAY is the desire to be with the same sex. You don't have to be effeminate to be gay, and that is where people, especially woman go wrong all the time.

By Ash, on May 7, 2008 06:49:35
Wow, you guys are harsh.

GAY is not a look. There is no such thing as acting gay. GAY is the desire to be with the same sex. You don't have to be effeminate to be gay, and that is where people, especially women go wrong all the time.

By Ashley, on May 7, 2008 06:50:04
Matthew Broderick is SO not gay, he's a little older and softer. And while SJP is no Charlize, she is certainly much more attractive than other "beauties" that come to mind...Paris Hilton (ugh, my eyes!)Kate Hudson (most beautiful? on what fucking planet People Magazine???) Mariah Carey (the ultimate butterface) and many many more we are always being told are beautiful who AREN'T!!

By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 09:10:04
Ashley,

While I understand your point, I respectfully submit that there is, indeed, one infallible way in which a gay man "acts" gay, and if you are a woman like myself, and have been around countless gay men, like myself, you will agree with me:

When a man talks to a woman, he stares at her chest. Or he stares casually. He tries really hard to look at her face. But he can't. Or he can't help at least a sideswipe, even if she's a troll, and flat-chested. HE JUST CAN'T.

A gay man, while speaking to a woman, will, regardless of her appearance one way or the other, look at her EYES when he speaks to her, not at her chest.

When you go home from a party wondering why that handsome, funny, charming guy you spoke with for over an hour didn't ask for your phone number, think back: was he looking deeply into your eyes? Oh, what a lovely man, gazing longingly into your eyes! He's the perfect man! Oh, gracious, I must call Mother, for I have--oh. Shit.

By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 7, 2008 09:56:46
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a goblin raped a horse

Damn! That's rough -- even for the internet!

Funny, but rough.

By Sean, on May 7, 2008 17:43:18
Dude, I live in Upstate and I can spot a gay man a mile away. Every effeminate man I have met turns out to be gay or bi. They may not think so, but they have GAY written all over them and any straight man or woman within a mile of them can sniff it out. Sorry, you're not fooling anybody.

And lay off poor SJP, she's funny. She comes from humble beginnings and seems like she stays true to herself. At least she hasn't had so much cosmetic surgery she's a tight faced ugly hag. So she looks a bit horsey? So fucking what. Not everyone can look like Angelina Jolie, she gives the world color and makes things interesting.

By Willa Dodge, on May 8, 2008 09:03:38
There is so a thing called "acting gay" it's called sticking your dick in another man's ass or mouth or allowing a dick to go in your ass or mouth.

Thanks.

By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:05:52
Who cares that SJP is 'funny' and real and true to herself and humble beginnings?!?!!? We are saying she's UGLY. That is Fact. And no, ugly people do NOT make the world interesting, they get pointed at and get written about in blogs about being UGLY. For Pete's sake, don't get the personality and the niceness or whatever crap into it....she has a horseface and that's what we're talking about. Jeez.

By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 09:22:54
"I recall Central Park in Fall! How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess..."

By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on May 8, 2008 09:51:05
like peter griffin says, Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a foot, lol.

By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 10:31:51