Ryan Reynolds was engaged? To Alanis Morrissette?? For THREE YEARS??? How did I miss this? Clearly I have to get my priorities straight.
Scarlet Johannson may not be your cup of whore, but a side-by-side comparison with Alanis--strictly lookswise--has to give Scarlet the win. (Or however you spell their damn names.)
When did Ryan Reynolds become important, anyway? He's so nothing. And is he Canadian? Is that why he hooked up with Alanis? Are there so few Canadian celebrities that they feel they must hook up, and keep the gene pool pure? Like Avril Laviggneeeene and her stupid Canadian-also husband? When they have a celebrity party in Canada are there like eight people there or something? I don't get it. If you're making the bucks in America, you're spending your celebri-time in America (mostly), you're going to parties, and lots of not-Canadians are there, ripe for the picking. But no, you get engaged to Alanis Morriseteet for three years before realizing you can have Scarrrleteteeterc Johenennnnsonnnnnn.on.
'If you're making the bucks in America, you're spending your celebri-time in America (mostly), you're going to parties, and lots of not-Canadians are there, ripe for the picking.'
You'd be surprised at how many Canadians are in Hollywood.
'Shut up, Canada. If it weren't for us you'd all be Muslims or beheaded white people. Be thankful you have the United States' wings to cower under.'
Right because we border Saudi Arabia? I think Russians were a more substantial threat. The whole Muslim/Arab/terrorist thing is propaganda to distract you from how hard this current admin is screwing your pocket book. Indirectly through inflation and national debt; and directly through destroying the economy.
I think the reason she fucks every actor she can get her hands on is because she knows without her collagen injected lips and her big fake tits, she'd be painfully average.
Wow, I wonder how Ryan was able to scrape up the 250 bucks needed to buy this ring from a local Hollywood pawn shop? It's not like his movies are making him any real money ...
I hate it, when this site's comment section becomes political. I read everyone's smarmy comments about the spoiled and inane to escape the ugly reality that is our world. If I want to be reminded of how fucked up things are, I'll just look out of my window.
"Right because we border Saudi Arabia? I think Russians were a more substantial threat. The whole Muslim/Arab/terrorist thing is propaganda to distract you from how hard this current admin is screwing your pocket book."
Typical stupid liberal. I suppose you also buy into the Islam is a "Religion of Peace" bullshit too.
Hey I am liberal and I still think we need to nuke the middle east. Don't malign liberals. I mostly don't want stupid old white men telling me whether I can or can not have an abortion.
'Typical stupid liberal. I suppose you also buy into the Islam is a "Religion of Peace" bullshit too.'
You don't know much about the world outside the US eh? Islam represents very little actual military power, I do not assume Islam is a religion of peace. It's a mixed bag like all religions but mostly leaning towards ignorance like all religions. I am simply knowledgeable enough to know the Muslim extremists have just barely enough economic and military power to be a thorn int he US's side and the actually powerful Muslim factions (Turkey, Pakistan)are working hard towards global respectability. I somehow doubt they'd have the military might to invade Canada which contrary to US perception is pretty damn hard to invade... being surrounded by ocean and all.
i never noticed how short and pudgy her fingers were...but then i looked at the full lenth photo and realized...i never noticed how short and pudgy she was either.
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Leave Your Commentgreat. now i have to fantasize about cuckolding ryan reynolds.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 06:36:02
This girl is so painfully average looking that it boggles my mind how anyone can label her as beautiful.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 08:06:41
MINE'S BETTER!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 08:14:19
"This girl is so painfully average looking that it boggles my mind how anyone can label her as beautiful."
Ahhh, the rantings of a bitter female.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 08:24:48
Ryan Reynolds was engaged? To Alanis Morrissette?? For THREE YEARS??? How did I miss this? Clearly I have to get my priorities straight.
Scarlet Johannson may not be your cup of whore, but a side-by-side comparison with Alanis--strictly lookswise--has to give Scarlet the win. (Or however you spell their damn names.)
When did Ryan Reynolds become important, anyway? He's so nothing. And is he Canadian? Is that why he hooked up with Alanis? Are there so few Canadian celebrities that they feel they must hook up, and keep the gene pool pure? Like Avril Laviggneeeene and her stupid Canadian-also husband? When they have a celebrity party in Canada are there like eight people there or something? I don't get it. If you're making the bucks in America, you're spending your celebri-time in America (mostly), you're going to parties, and lots of not-Canadians are there, ripe for the picking. But no, you get engaged to Alanis Morriseteet for three years before realizing you can have Scarrrleteteeterc Johenennnnsonnnnnn.on.
Okay, enough with the silly typing. Sorry.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 7, 2008 08:28:00
SJ has a nice engagement ring?
Didn't notice.
Unless, by "engagement ring" you meant "set of naturally juicy knocker bags"... then, yes, I concur.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 7, 2008 09:04:26
I thought he was also engaged to Rachel McAdams for awhile, or am I confusing him with someone else?
I don't really care, except for Alanis everyone mentioned in this post was a big zzzzzzzzz
By Willa Dodge, on May 7, 2008 09:23:32
Seriously...she's had more condoms in her than a CVS. Not that I'd turn her away...
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 09:42:00
Dear little miss sunshine,
shut the fuck up
you annoying cooze.
signed Canada
By alrighty then, on May 7, 2008 09:44:57
Shut up, Canada. If it weren't for us you'd all be Muslims or beheaded white people. Be thankful you have the United States' wings to cower under.
Scarlett's ring is pretty boring. Round center stone and boring yellow gold around it. Good for her if she likes it, but it's a yawn in my opinion.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 09:57:47
'If you're making the bucks in America, you're spending your celebri-time in America (mostly), you're going to parties, and lots of not-Canadians are there, ripe for the picking.'
You'd be surprised at how many Canadians are in Hollywood.
'Shut up, Canada. If it weren't for us you'd all be Muslims or beheaded white people. Be thankful you have the United States' wings to cower under.'
Right because we border Saudi Arabia? I think Russians were a more substantial threat. The whole Muslim/Arab/terrorist thing is propaganda to distract you from how hard this current admin is screwing your pocket book. Indirectly through inflation and national debt; and directly through destroying the economy.
By kingM, on May 7, 2008 10:29:32
I think the reason she fucks every actor she can get her hands on is because she knows without her collagen injected lips and her big fake tits, she'd be painfully average.
By thebig28, on May 7, 2008 11:04:38
Wow, I wonder how Ryan was able to scrape up the 250 bucks needed to buy this ring from a local Hollywood pawn shop? It's not like his movies are making him any real money ...
I hate it, when this site's comment section becomes political. I read everyone's smarmy comments about the spoiled and inane to escape the ugly reality that is our world. If I want to be reminded of how fucked up things are, I'll just look out of my window.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 11:08:10
"Right because we border Saudi Arabia? I think Russians were a more substantial threat. The whole Muslim/Arab/terrorist thing is propaganda to distract you from how hard this current admin is screwing your pocket book."
Typical stupid liberal. I suppose you also buy into the Islam is a "Religion of Peace" bullshit too.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 11:08:38
Hey I am liberal and I still think we need to nuke the middle east. Don't malign liberals. I mostly don't want stupid old white men telling me whether I can or can not have an abortion.
By Willa Dodge, on May 7, 2008 11:20:42
I used to think she was smokin' hot until she got all political and preechy. There's nothing more unattractive than an overpreechy bitch.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 11:21:26
..is that a diamond skull ring?
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 11:45:05
Seriously...she's had more condoms in her than a CVS. Not that I'd turn her away...
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 09:42:00
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
so fucking true but do turn her away unless you want that burning feeling everytime you pee
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 12:40:02
Does anyone wear 14k gold anymore? I'm sorry but the ring looks cheap....like QVC home shopping network cheap.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 13:52:55
'Typical stupid liberal. I suppose you also buy into the Islam is a "Religion of Peace" bullshit too.'
You don't know much about the world outside the US eh? Islam represents very little actual military power, I do not assume Islam is a religion of peace. It's a mixed bag like all religions but mostly leaning towards ignorance like all religions. I am simply knowledgeable enough to know the Muslim extremists have just barely enough economic and military power to be a thorn int he US's side and the actually powerful Muslim factions (Turkey, Pakistan)are working hard towards global respectability. I somehow doubt they'd have the military might to invade Canada which contrary to US perception is pretty damn hard to invade... being surrounded by ocean and all.
By KingM, on May 7, 2008 14:10:33
i never noticed how short and pudgy her fingers were...but then i looked at the full lenth photo and realized...i never noticed how short and pudgy she was either.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 14:20:19
I love Scarlett's new record.
I just made myself laugh.
By Mister Ha-Ha, on May 7, 2008 15:14:58
Ring is small. They won't even make it to the altar. Hollywood bitchez iz all HOS, man!! Dang, dintchu kno dat? Foo!
By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 15:38:13
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