Whatsherface, the long haired brunette, is in some billboard ads for make up or something. All I think of when I see her face is the photos of her cooter.
Sex and the City? More like, Middleaged Talentless Whores Try Desperately to Get Laid Then Talk About It Excessively And Get Jealous of Each Other When Some Faggot Actually Gets Drunk Enough To Bang Them.
But I guess that's too long of a title for a movie.
So I guess most of you have never actually watched the show? Just men who assume you know what it's all about (particularly the idiot who posted on May 28, 2008 11:26:03) If you don't care or assume you hate everything about it, go away.
Jennifer Hudson is getting her salad tossed by Beyonce while Jay Z records it so they can all leak a sex tape and make headlines since no one except the 12% of black ppl in the U.S. give a fuck about them.
To all fans of SITC: the movie is going to suck. I don't wish this on you, but can you really watch something for two hours about shoes and whoring around?
Re: HAR HAR! Black folks! comment: Good job on your knee jerk reaction to a mostly technically accurate joke in relation to the subject. Nice job perpetuating the sterotype! Reverend Jeremiah Wright gives you an A+!!
but can you really watch something for two hours about shoes and whoring around?
absolutely. Shoes and whoring around are my two favorite things in this world. Don't judge me. You're just as superficial if you're a regular at IDLYITW
Cynthia looks AMAZING! She's defo number two in my personal ranking behind Kristin.
To all fans of SITC: the movie is going to suck. I don't wish this on you, but can you really watch something for two hours about shoes and whoring around?
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:54:11
Not that most people don't already know this, but there's not a whole lot of "whoring around" on the show and I doubt there'll be much, if any, in the movie. The only girl who gets around is 'Samantha' and even she's got a steady now. So, to answer your question, YES I can watch something for two hours about shoes! Are you crazy?!
SJP looks like a kitchen witch now, but she is slowly and steadily evolving towards Bette Midler. you watch; she'll pack on the pounds and end up a dead ringer.
Maybe that's what big gay Matthew Broderick sees in her
Hot damn, Kim Cattrall is looking fantastic! Her mortician is absolutely gifted! I mean, I thought my grandma looked good, cheeks all plump and dewy and so forth, but this is nothing short of pure artistry. I hope they can get Kim back into the casket in time, though; given her circa '81 rhinoplasty, I fear the frail, misshapen nasal cartilage hanging from her desiccating skull is on the verge of collapse. Nothing lasts forever, friends.
Christ, that dress the brunette is wearing is fucking hideous. HIDEOUS. Too bad she went blind so young.
Really? I'm what you might call a sexual daredevil when it comes to the women I'd bang, and I think I'd pass. She really looks like she should be pushing her granddaughter's stroller.
Oddly enough Cynthia Nixon actually looks the best; lesbo-riffic in fact.
Is it just me or is Kim Cattrall starting to look like Kathleen Turner in Serial Mom? Was Big Trouble in Little China that long ago really? Man I feel old!
Hmmm...somehow methinks SJP is isn't really concerned with the snarky comments about her horseface and 90-yr-old hands when she's sitting on $30MM...that really makes the boo-boo all-gone!
Tai: Do you think she's pretty? Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet. Tai: What's a Monet? Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess.
I come here for the same reason everyone else does- to make fun of assholes who have a whole lot more than I do for no good reason. But today I'm going to break that and make a piñata out of myself.
I'm a barefoot, ponytailed, jeans and t-shirt, city-hating, laid back kind of girl. And I really love sex and the city and all the characters. I have seen every episode more than once, and as soon as the movie hits nexfix, I'm queing it. I don't think SJP is ugly, annoying, or even unlikable and I honestly don't know where all the hatred comes from! Yes, I am serious and not ashamed in the least.
Damn those OLD BAGS are FUGLY and the idiots that are going to waste their money on that stupid shitty movie ,hey stupid lonely women and gay guys give that money to charity or help someone that needs cash and don't waste it in that stupid shit of a movie
Is it just me or is Melanoma Trump looking old and cranky. I guess that's what happens to Eurotrash whores who suck way too much cock to get where they are.
Not getting the hostility either, she's looking pretty damn hot here. Could be her persona that people have issues with. Maybe she was a major bitch in some interview, who knows. Who cares.
thebig28 - I'm guessing you're 28 years old, which might explain your passing on KC. I'm a little older than you (41) and to me she looks mighty fine. If you notice, her calves are nice and soft and a good shape for starters. She might be 50 but I get the feeling her body still looks young and smooth with just enough age to remind you of the fact you're banging a full-fledged woman and not a little girl. Something always turns me on about that. Guess I'm hot for teacher. ;)
oh shit you fuck anything with a pussy then if you think KC looks good , that bitch looked good when she made PORKYS back in the early 80's but now she is disgusting and don't let her smell your gym socks
The hostility comes from men because the theme of the show was essentially "women are smart, men are stupid." Which is ridiculous. I don't really identify with the characters. I used to watch the show because of the clothes and shoes and because I love NYC. As for the storylines, and characters, most of it was pretty condescending. If I ever get into that bitter, man-hating stage in life, please take me out behind the barn and shoot me. That's no way to go through life. Besides, women who have "men issues" usually have them because they've made crappy choices in life and choose a-holes. They bring it on themselves.
Although I never have gotten the whole "let's waste film on 4 women sitting around talking about shoes, martinis, and yeast-infection treatments" concept.
AGAIN, I guess you haven't really actually watched the show. If 35 is and old hag, I'm a few years away from becoming one myself. There was no man-hating or man-bashing generalizations. If they had a problem with men, it was usually specifically one of the characters one of them dated on the show. All the women on SATC loved men. Ironically, even Cynthia Nixon's character, hehehe. The show, if you watched it, was about their friendships with one another while living their lives. They don't sit around talking about "shoes, martinis and yeast-infection treatments". It's much more fun to read people giving sh*t about topics on this site they have a clue what they're talking about.
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Leave Your CommentWhatsherface, the long haired brunette, is in some billboard ads for make up or something. All I think of when I see her face is the photos of her cooter.
They show that in the movie?
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 10:58:55
There is a word I am thinking of from back in the 80s to properly describe these gals...oh, what is it...ah yes, i remember now...grody.
:(
By JR, on May 28, 2008 11:01:40
When Donald Trump is not the ugliest person at the premeire, you know you've got a problem.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 11:05:37
I'll be so glad when these fucking hags go away.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 11:15:20
Who cares about Sex and the City, what happened to Ferris Bueller?! I so didn't want to see this.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 11:15:29
Sex and the City? More like, Middleaged Talentless Whores Try Desperately to Get Laid Then Talk About It Excessively And Get Jealous of Each Other When Some Faggot Actually Gets Drunk Enough To Bang Them.
But I guess that's too long of a title for a movie.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 11:26:03
Good God. SJP is so fucking unattractive.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 11:48:04
Alright! It's the Joker from the new Batman movie! What? It's not Heath Ledger's corpse in makeup? Oh well, wake me when it's time...
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 11:49:09
That reminds me. Is Big Brown going to win the Belmont and so the Triple Crown?
By jtg, on May 28, 2008 11:51:13
Where the hell is Jennifer Hudson?
By Alicia, on May 28, 2008 11:51:25
So I guess most of you have never actually watched the show? Just men who assume you know what it's all about (particularly the idiot who posted on May 28, 2008 11:26:03) If you don't care or assume you hate everything about it, go away.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 11:53:25
I am so sick of seeing SJP's fugly horse face everywhere I go.
By Albatross, on May 28, 2008 12:02:24
"Where the hell is Jennifer Hudson?"
At the buffet, I'd guess. All you can eat ribs? Yeah, she's not turning that down.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:03:30
11:53, I have seen a couple of episodes, and the above description actually fits pretty well.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:05:38
Jennifer Hudson is somewhere helping something else have below average ratings like she did for last year's American Idol finale.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:05:39
Jennifer Hudson is getting her salad tossed by Beyonce while Jay Z records it so they can all leak a sex tape and make headlines since no one except the 12% of black ppl in the U.S. give a fuck about them.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:09:59
Somebody give that thing a carrot.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:18:33
Where's Cynthia Nixon's ugly ginger girlfriend?
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:19:39
"Mr Ed & The City" would be a better title
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:44:15
To all fans of SITC: the movie is going to suck. I don't wish this on you, but can you really watch something for two hours about shoes and whoring around?
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:54:11
anonymous 12:09:59
I see Mrs. McGreevey's Racist Douchebag Academy let out early today. Was there a white sale you all had to get to?
By HAR HAR! Black folks!, on May 28, 2008 13:02:25
Re: HAR HAR! Black folks! comment: Good job on your knee jerk reaction to a mostly technically accurate joke in relation to the subject. Nice job perpetuating the sterotype! Reverend Jeremiah Wright gives you an A+!!
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 13:10:42
but can you really watch something for two hours about shoes and whoring around?
absolutely. Shoes and whoring around are my two favorite things in this world. Don't judge me. You're just as superficial if you're a regular at IDLYITW
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 13:23:00
Cynthia looks AMAZING! She's defo number two in my personal ranking behind Kristin.
To all fans of SITC: the movie is going to suck. I don't wish this on you, but can you really watch something for two hours about shoes and whoring around?
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 12:54:11
Not that most people don't already know this, but there's not a whole lot of "whoring around" on the show and I doubt there'll be much, if any, in the movie. The only girl who gets around is 'Samantha' and even she's got a steady now. So, to answer your question, YES I can watch something for two hours about shoes! Are you crazy?!
By Ashley, on May 28, 2008 13:25:09
Ashley you really need to get out more.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 13:38:31
That Kim lady is looking like an old grandmother.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 13:42:55
CN looks like the fucking crypt keeper.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 13:59:26
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Why did I click, WHYYYYYYYYYYY???????? Ouch!!!!!
By my eyes, on May 28, 2008 14:02:18
Cynthia Nixon and her dead skin and unhealthy tartar stained teeth make me sick. I hated her character. I liked this show though.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 14:05:24
SJP looks like a kitchen witch now, but she is slowly and steadily evolving towards Bette Midler. you watch; she'll pack on the pounds and end up a dead ringer.
Maybe that's what big gay Matthew Broderick sees in her
By x24, on May 28, 2008 14:18:35
I would bang the bejeesus out of Kim Cattral in that dress. She looks like a hot lay and has a fine feminine body. Milftastic.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 14:35:50
Them's six mofugly wimmen in them pix.
By Angry Bob, on May 28, 2008 14:45:26
Calling old white bitches, old white bitches your crappy movie is here.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 15:06:37
Hot damn, Kim Cattrall is looking fantastic! Her mortician is absolutely gifted! I mean, I thought my grandma looked good, cheeks all plump and dewy and so forth, but this is nothing short of pure artistry. I hope they can get Kim back into the casket in time, though; given her circa '81 rhinoplasty, I fear the frail, misshapen nasal cartilage hanging from her desiccating skull is on the verge of collapse. Nothing lasts forever, friends.
Christ, that dress the brunette is wearing is fucking hideous. HIDEOUS. Too bad she went blind so young.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 28, 2008 15:17:53
I find it rather appropriate that Sarah's dress is made from trash bags.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 15:38:30
Anon 14:35,
Really? I'm what you might call a sexual daredevil when it comes to the women I'd bang, and I think I'd pass. She really looks like she should be pushing her granddaughter's stroller.
Oddly enough Cynthia Nixon actually looks the best; lesbo-riffic in fact.
In regards to SJP, Anon 12:18 said it best.
By thebig28, on May 28, 2008 16:22:38
oh my god, what is wrong with SJP's arm in the pic on the front page. I feel like a person's shoulder shouldn't look like that.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 16:25:12
Is it just me or is Kim Cattrall starting to look like Kathleen Turner in Serial Mom? Was Big Trouble in Little China that long ago really? Man I feel old!
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 17:08:14
Hmmm...somehow methinks SJP is isn't really concerned with the snarky comments about her horseface and 90-yr-old hands when she's sitting on $30MM...that really makes the boo-boo all-gone!
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 17:11:40
I'm not jealous of SJP's money. Rich Jewish beards from NY and the Hamptons are all unhappy women who throw money away because they're all soulless.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 17:20:13
Good luck getting those hags into the gates at Belmont. I'll put it all on Little Horse Face (SJP) to win.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 17:21:05
@anonymous, on May 28, 2008 11:53:25:
if you haven't noticed, you're on a celebrity bashing site. If you have a boner for some old hags who want some, then go to SJPfanhags.com.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 17:26:11
Let's hope Cynthia goes back to men. The thought of her beauty lost to another woman is well, sad.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 17:38:20
Daaamn ! These aging equines look ready for the glue factory.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 17:54:26
SJP is just nasty looking and it's time to put this show out to pasture. Kristin Davis is the only hot one.
By lkl, on May 28, 2008 17:59:23
As for SJP, in the words of my generation:
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a Monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 19:38:10
The only show Sara Jessica Parker is fit to act in is a Donkey show in Tiajuana. Is it just me, or is she the most annoying woman on the planet?
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 19:50:01
I come here for the same reason everyone else does- to make fun of assholes who have a whole lot more than I do for no good reason. But today I'm going to break that and make a piñata out of myself.
I'm a barefoot, ponytailed, jeans and t-shirt, city-hating, laid back kind of girl. And I really love sex and the city and all the characters. I have seen every episode more than once, and as soon as the movie hits nexfix, I'm queing it. I don't think SJP is ugly, annoying, or even unlikable and I honestly don't know where all the hatred comes from! Yes, I am serious and not ashamed in the least.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2008 20:07:50
11:26:03
I laughed, I cried.
Also, pic 4 -- when the fuck did Matthew Broderick get so OLD??! Where have I been? What happened to cute little Ferris? :'(
By Mugatu, on May 28, 2008 21:08:25
Damn those OLD BAGS are FUGLY and the idiots that are going to waste their money on that stupid shitty movie ,hey stupid lonely women and gay guys give that money to charity or help someone that needs cash and don't waste it in that stupid shit of a movie
By SKANKS AND THE CITY, on May 28, 2008 23:01:56
Is it just me or is Melanoma Trump looking old and cranky. I guess that's what happens to Eurotrash whores who suck way too much cock to get where they are.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 00:30:04
Who is that fugly cow with Bette Middler??
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 00:31:51
Not getting the hostility either, she's looking pretty damn hot here. Could be her persona that people have issues with. Maybe she was a major bitch in some interview, who knows. Who cares.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 00:51:44
thebig28 - I'm guessing you're 28 years old, which might explain your passing on KC. I'm a little older than you (41) and to me she looks mighty fine. If you notice, her calves are nice and soft and a good shape for starters. She might be 50 but I get the feeling her body still looks young and smooth with just enough age to remind you of the fact you're banging a full-fledged woman and not a little girl. Something always turns me on about that. Guess I'm hot for teacher. ;)
By Anon 14:35, on May 29, 2008 02:22:40
"thebig28 - I'm guessing you're 28 years old, which might explain your passing on KC."
Hmmm, no, I think a more appropriate explanation is the fact that he prefers dick.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 05:24:14
oh shit you fuck anything with a pussy then if you think KC looks good , that bitch looked good when she made PORKYS back in the early 80's but now she is disgusting and don't let her smell your gym socks
By KC IS OLD AND BITTER, on May 29, 2008 08:09:17
nice body, sure...face, no way
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 08:34:27
The hostility comes from men because the theme of the show was essentially "women are smart, men are stupid." Which is ridiculous. I don't really identify with the characters. I used to watch the show because of the clothes and shoes and because I love NYC. As for the storylines, and characters, most of it was pretty condescending. If I ever get into that bitter, man-hating stage in life, please take me out behind the barn and shoot me. That's no way to go through life. Besides, women who have "men issues" usually have them because they've made crappy choices in life and choose a-holes. They bring it on themselves.
By Athina, on May 29, 2008 08:50:31
Amen, Athina.
Although I never have gotten the whole "let's waste film on 4 women sitting around talking about shoes, martinis, and yeast-infection treatments" concept.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 09:17:33
AGAIN, I guess you haven't really actually watched the show. If 35 is and old hag, I'm a few years away from becoming one myself. There was no man-hating or man-bashing generalizations. If they had a problem with men, it was usually specifically one of the characters one of them dated on the show. All the women on SATC loved men. Ironically, even Cynthia Nixon's character, hehehe. The show, if you watched it, was about their friendships with one another while living their lives. They don't sit around talking about "shoes, martinis and yeast-infection treatments". It's much more fun to read people giving sh*t about topics on this site they have a clue what they're talking about.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 13:41:52
Sarah is ugly. That is all.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2008 20:26:08
"If 35 is and old hag, I'm a few years away from becoming one myself."
Last time I checked, most of these broads were pushing 50. At least they can have a whole movie about the "change" for the sequel.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 04:23:03
May 29, 2008 13:41:52 forgot her hormone pill.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2008 18:26:04
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