Those pictures -- and those characters in general -- remind me of a quotation whose author I wish I could remember, along the lines of: "'Glamorous' is what you call somebody who's not really pretty."
If Kim Cattrall spends the whole movie talking about how horny she is, I hope they have the decency to do some product placements for lubes specially designed to combat post-menopausal dryness. Hopefully they'll have at least one scene where a guy wakes up next to her, screaming, and says he had a nightmare about being raped by his grandmother.
And I'm pretty sure the thing growing out of Horsey's head is a rare flower called a mareygold.
This movie is written and produced by gay men for men and is about gay men, with a bunch of menopausal hags as proxies. I hope it bombs and we never have to see these women again.
"hahaha...gotta love how threatened men are by Sex and the City. Fucking hysterical."
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:24:25
Threatened by what? It's a retarded fucking show about four ugly women who complain every day because they can't get laid. What the fuck is threatening or even interesting about that whatsoever?
So you got Miss Spider from Sunnypatch whatever..you got one of the fugliest women in America SJP..you got the 5th Golden Girl Kim Catrall...and the carpet muncher.. Yep that makes my penis jump for joy...right off a cliff!
"hahaha...gotta love how threatened men are by Sex and the City. Fucking hysterical."
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:24:25
Threatened by what? It's a retarded fucking show about four ugly women who complain every day because they can't get laid. What the fuck is threatening or even interesting about that whatsoever?
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:42:45
Oooh, why so angry Anon 14:42. You do anger can be a cover for being threatened, right?? I agree with the original poster, you ARE threatened by 4 silly women. Sucks to be you.
Upon seeing these pics and the STUPID shit SJP is wearing on her head, I thought to myself, "Aww, Man... I've GOTTA read the comments people posted about this!"
Needless to say, you guys didn't disappoint. My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. She looks like a fuckin retard. I hate this show and everything it stands for. Oh, and she really does looks like a foot.
BTW - The oldest sluttiest one and the lanky redhead look like shit, too. Sex in the City blows.
SJP's cranial extrusion was made by a bloke named Philip Treacy. I know this because the milliner* is Irish, so that... thing... was on the front page of every Dublin newspaper.
Oh, and 14:24 - Why on Earth would men be threatened by this vapid bullshit? I'm a woman, and frankly, I'm not particularly thrilled about a show portraying "independent women" as a bunch of desperate, catty, stuck-up materialistic cunts. I roll my eyes along with the men at this crap - it's so irritating.
Gay men watch this show, straight men are forced to watch it. Most people can't afford the lives these desperate women live on this show. Get real people.
Who cares about this really? I heard that Amy Winehouse wrecked her car on the HIGHway the other day. Why has there been no post about this? I blame Global Warming. It's not? Oh, then I blame Global Climate Change caused by Human activity that will lead to our Certain Doom. Eventually.
Here, here Spanky (15:17:42)...I couldn't have said it better myself. It is sad how many women try to emulate these characters as their real-life role models. Frankly, this show set back gender equality about 10 years as no man can take seriously a woman that thinks Carrie Bradshaw's self-absorbed babbling is enlightening.
I personally can't wait to see this. I can't believe it opened in London first and we have to wait until the under of motherfucking MAY to get it here. Carrie would have looked cute without that stupid hat. The dress was nice. The rest of them..meh.
I only sort of like Kristin Davis...everyone else sort of annoys me...they're all control freaks...especially SJP and Kim Catrall...ew, she looks like an ex-tranny hooker and acts like one too...! I'm not very excited about this movie and only will watch it if a group of girlfriends make me...otherwise AW HELL NO! I'd rather go see Iron Man!
Ugly skanks with their STUPID AIRHEADS fans, that movie is as stupid as THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE ,is the same shit with but this time they have 4 NOTTIES just a waste of time and money
I heard that the military was really pissed after the premiere. They scrambled an F18 fighter jet after 4 witches on broomsticks were spotted on radar.
Wow. Four (4) cougar skanks standing outside a movie premier that essentially glorifies "skank-dom" and all it entails. Kim Katrall peeked as a thespian during her infamous "lassie" scene in the movie "Porky's."
You wanna know why the rednecks call it "Hollyweird"? Google a picture of Cynthia Nixon and Christine, her lesbo girlfriend. The woman looks like Howdy Doody if he put on three hundred pounds and became a cross dresser.
06:15:07...you are a rude, stupid person. The show was based IN and ON New York City...it is idiotic to open the movie anywhere but there. And I have been to both London and NYC numerous times and NYC kicks London's ass any day of the week. Never heard that about New Yorkers been ignorant douches...I find them to be some of the best people in this country. Please shut the hell up.
"The show was based IN and ON New York City...it is idiotic to open the movie anywhere but there."
Your logic is not sound. The majority of the movie likely takes place in NYC. Movies open in different locations all the time. My advice? I wouldn't worry about it too much.
i don't understand why everyone says that ALL FOUR of them are funny-looking. sure, SJP, kim catrall, and cynthia nixon are pretty fugly, but kristin davis is gorgeous!
Having an active sex drive has nothing to do with being a slut or a whore. Sluts and whores get labled sluts and whores because that's what they are. Some of the biggest sluts are practically frigid.
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By skeeter, on May 13, 2008 12:28:30
Those pictures -- and those characters in general -- remind me of a quotation whose author I wish I could remember, along the lines of: "'Glamorous' is what you call somebody who's not really pretty."
By Alex, on May 13, 2008 12:32:16
neeiiigh!
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 12:37:03
SJP's hands are disgusting. She has the hands of a 100 year old woman.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 12:38:53
Nothing wrong with Kristen Davis in my opinion. I think she's in her 40's now and still looks great.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 12:39:01
Haggard the Horrible.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 12:47:53
I'd do Kristen Davis in a second. She's very hot.
By Rick Condon, on May 13, 2008 12:50:27
I want to be Kristin Davis's man-whore
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:07:47
Somebody please tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS GROWING OUT OF SARAH JESSICA PARKER'S HEAD?
Seriously, she wears dumb shit like that an wonders why she's voted the world's least sexy woman.
By thebig28, on May 13, 2008 13:08:23
Can't all these used up has beens get hit by a bus or something already.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:24:07
Whoever told SJP that hat was cute lied to her BIG TIME. She looks like an asshole. She's ugly as is.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:25:42
I'm sorry but Cynthia Nixon doesn't have the face or the body to pull that dress off.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:26:41
why cant these people grow old and just dissapear..why do they keep digging up all these old people ,,who wants this.. sure as hell not me...
By madmike, on May 13, 2008 13:32:19
WTF is on Sarah Jessica Parker's head?
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:37:31
I was unaware that Kim Catrell has been working as someone's sparring partner.
By Enough Already, on May 13, 2008 13:45:52
If Kim Cattrall spends the whole movie talking about how horny she is, I hope they have the decency to do some product placements for lubes specially designed to combat post-menopausal dryness. Hopefully they'll have at least one scene where a guy wakes up next to her, screaming, and says he had a nightmare about being raped by his grandmother.
And I'm pretty sure the thing growing out of Horsey's head is a rare flower called a mareygold.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 13:48:54
What the fuck is Sex in the City?
By I hate Hippies, on May 13, 2008 14:03:56
All but Kim Catrall hasn't aged since the show. Looking pretty good.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:07:28
I really wish this was a silent movie.
Oh, and the brunette can go ahead and remove her clothes (again).
The other 3 cunts are what accountants refer to as "impaired assets" and should be replaced with newer inventory.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:09:39
This movie is written and produced by gay men for men and is about gay men, with a bunch of menopausal hags as proxies. I hope it bombs and we never have to see these women again.
By coolpapa, on May 13, 2008 14:11:09
Sarah Jessica Parker is very scary looking.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:11:27
hahaha...gotta love how threatened men are by Sex and the City. Fucking hysterical.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:24:25
I like Kim.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:25:08
Hey! I liked Sex and the City. They were all pretty in the first few seasons, especially Sarah Jessica Parker.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:34:06
I'd pound Kim like the MILF whore that she is.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:40:29
hahaha...gotta love how many dumb women were duped into thinking this show was some kind of feminist statement. Fucking hysterical.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:41:48
"hahaha...gotta love how threatened men are by Sex and the City. Fucking hysterical."
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:24:25
Threatened by what? It's a retarded fucking show about four ugly women who complain every day because they can't get laid. What the fuck is threatening or even interesting about that whatsoever?
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:42:45
So you got Miss Spider from Sunnypatch whatever..you got one of the fugliest women in America SJP..you got the 5th Golden Girl Kim Catrall...and the carpet muncher..
Yep that makes my penis jump for joy...right off a cliff!
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:45:06
"hahaha...gotta love how threatened men are by Sex and the City. Fucking hysterical."
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:24:25
Threatened by what? It's a retarded fucking show about four ugly women who complain every day because they can't get laid. What the fuck is threatening or even interesting about that whatsoever?
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:42:45
Oooh, why so angry Anon 14:42. You do anger can be a cover for being threatened, right?? I agree with the original poster, you ARE threatened by 4 silly women. Sucks to be you.
By JMR, on May 13, 2008 14:57:19
I liked the show. I don't think any of these women are "beautiful," but the show was entertaining.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:59:49
"Samantha" was my favorite. :P
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:00:57
Upon seeing these pics and the STUPID shit SJP is wearing on her head, I thought to myself, "Aww, Man... I've GOTTA read the comments people posted about this!"
Needless to say, you guys didn't disappoint. My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. She looks like a fuckin retard. I hate this show and everything it stands for. Oh, and she really does looks like a foot.
BTW - The oldest sluttiest one and the lanky redhead look like shit, too. Sex in the City blows.
By spanky, on May 13, 2008 15:08:26
SJP's cranial extrusion was made by a bloke named Philip Treacy. I know this because the milliner* is Irish, so that... thing... was on the front page of every Dublin newspaper.
* look it up
By brian t, on May 13, 2008 15:09:49
"Miss Spider" rules. I think it's the best post-Sex work any of them have done.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:11:57
"Drawings of abused children...." Eek. Evocative and kind of true...
By Oakling, on May 13, 2008 15:14:55
Oh, and 14:24 -
Why on Earth would men be threatened by this vapid bullshit? I'm a woman, and frankly, I'm not particularly thrilled about a show portraying "independent women" as a bunch of desperate, catty, stuck-up materialistic cunts.
I roll my eyes along with the men at this crap - it's so irritating.
By spanky, on May 13, 2008 15:17:42
JMR the show was retarded. 99% of the posters here agree. So STFU.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:24:16
Gay men watch this show, straight men are forced to watch it. Most people can't afford the lives these desperate women live on this show. Get real people.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:24:25
Dear Anon 14:24:25,
God damned right I'm threatened. The thought of these four hags naked is about as threatening as it gets!
By thebig28, on May 13, 2008 15:36:36
The fact that there even is a Sex and the City movie only shows how desperate and pathetic Hollywood has become.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:38:12
Who cares about this really? I heard that Amy Winehouse wrecked her car on the HIGHway the other day. Why has there been no post about this? I blame Global Warming. It's not? Oh, then I blame Global Climate Change caused by Human activity that will lead to our Certain Doom. Eventually.
By Holden Magroin, on May 13, 2008 15:46:44
JMR. Pwned.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:48:10
brian t:
Wow, I don't think anyone here, or maybe anyone in the whole world, has ever heard that word before. Ass.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 15:49:42
Ha ha ha ha
brian t = major pwnage
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 16:08:34
I will sure be glad when this movie comes out and then quickly goes away. I'm sick to death of hearing about it.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 16:19:20
You must admit the harridans have kind faces. The kind you throw shit at.Wouldn't do them with a sub-leased dick from Seabiscuit.
By Mr. Ed, on May 13, 2008 16:42:19
Here, here Spanky (15:17:42)...I couldn't have said it better myself. It is sad how many women try to emulate these characters as their real-life role models. Frankly, this show set back gender equality about 10 years as no man can take seriously a woman that thinks Carrie Bradshaw's self-absorbed babbling is enlightening.
By AB, on May 13, 2008 16:47:59
I personally can't wait to see this. I can't believe it opened in London first and we have to wait until the under of motherfucking MAY to get it here.
Carrie would have looked cute without that stupid hat. The dress was nice.
The rest of them..meh.
By Willa Dodge, on May 13, 2008 16:51:32
4 cunts chasing after some rich dude? Yeah, sounds intriguing.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 18:15:08
The four horsewomen of the Apocalypse are upon us.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 19:17:29
How freaking annoying...a show that ran for years based on and all about NEW YORK CITY and they open in boring ass London?? WTF?
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 19:19:29
anon19:19:29,
Took the words right out of my mouth, how could they!
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 19:37:50
The four horsewomen of the Apocalypse are upon us.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 19:17:29
Well, you're close. These are the four HORSES of the apocolypse...
...you don't want to even think about what's going to be riding them.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 19:49:31
I only sort of like Kristin Davis...everyone else sort of annoys me...they're all control freaks...especially SJP and Kim Catrall...ew, she looks like an ex-tranny hooker and acts like one too...! I'm not very excited about this movie and only will watch it if a group of girlfriends make me...otherwise AW HELL NO! I'd rather go see Iron Man!
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 21:57:40
without the hat, she looks gorgeous!
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 23:23:03
"So, it's a show about three hookers and their mom?"
Family Guy got it right.
By teammlr1, on May 13, 2008 23:36:09
Those bitches are WASHED UP.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 23:57:32
Ugly skanks with their STUPID AIRHEADS fans, that movie is as stupid as THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE ,is the same shit with but this time they have 4 NOTTIES just a waste of time and money
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 00:14:18
I heard that the military was really pissed after the premiere. They scrambled an F18 fighter jet after 4 witches on broomsticks were spotted on radar.
By Donkey Punch, on May 14, 2008 00:35:03
...oh i get it, its about 3 hookers & their mom.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 02:19:18
"Somebody please tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS GROWING OUT OF SARAH JESSICA PARKER'S HEAD?"
Are you referring to the hat or the mole?
By Pat Bateman, on May 14, 2008 02:40:01
Hey! I liked Sex and the City. They were all pretty in the first few seasons, especially Sarah Jessica Parker.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 14:34:06
YOUR AN ASSHOLE TO!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 04:31:20
How about the four Whoreses of the Apocalypse?
By Cornholius Caesar, on May 14, 2008 06:11:08
"How freaking annoying...a show that ran for years based on and all about NEW YORK CITY and they open in boring ass London??"
You're a fucking mongoloid, London is a great city (I'm American). You're sort of reinforcing the stereotype that New Yorkers are ignorant douches.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 06:15:07
Wow. Four (4) cougar skanks standing outside a movie premier that essentially glorifies "skank-dom" and all it entails. Kim Katrall peeked as a thespian during her infamous "lassie" scene in the movie "Porky's."
By caved1ver, on May 14, 2008 06:30:55
Nice hat, idiot. No taste what so ever.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 07:08:08
There's a fucking tree growing out of gross-woman's head. Can she not tell that she dresses like a freakin idiot????
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 08:11:36
People who still use the term "pwnage" should be disemboweled. How fucking annoying is that? It was somewhat amusing in 2004, not so much anymore.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 08:23:16
You wanna know why the rednecks call it "Hollyweird"? Google a picture of Cynthia Nixon and Christine, her lesbo girlfriend. The woman looks like Howdy Doody if he put on three hundred pounds and became a cross dresser.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 10:39:34
08:23:16. pwnage pwnage pwnage pwnage pwnage pwnage pwnage. pwnage. pwnage pwnage. lol lol lol lol lol lol.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 12:18:36
06:15:07...you are a rude, stupid person. The show was based IN and ON New York City...it is idiotic to open the movie anywhere but there. And I have been to both London and NYC numerous times and NYC kicks London's ass any day of the week. Never heard that about New Yorkers been ignorant douches...I find them to be some of the best people in this country. Please shut the hell up.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 13:05:44
"The show was based IN and ON New York City...it is idiotic to open the movie anywhere but there."
Your logic is not sound. The majority of the movie likely takes place in NYC. Movies open in different locations all the time. My advice? I wouldn't worry about it too much.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 13:43:44
Men are portrayed as overtly sexual since the beginning of time..........yet women are labled sluts and whores for having an active sex drive.
This show was a godsend.
By babsee, on May 14, 2008 15:19:04
i don't understand why everyone says that ALL FOUR of them are funny-looking. sure, SJP, kim catrall, and cynthia nixon are pretty fugly, but kristin davis is gorgeous!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 16:02:29
Having an active sex drive has nothing to do with being a slut or a whore. Sluts and whores get labled sluts and whores because that's what they are. Some of the biggest sluts are practically frigid.
God had nothing to do with this show.
By babsee is a dopesee, on May 14, 2008 16:13:49
Should we all be really excited or something?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 16:26:44
Golden Girls reunion.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 17:13:32
Kristin Davis aged very well. Kudos
By anonymous, on May 14, 2008 18:10:16
Wow 4 old white bitches, you never see that anywhere.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 05:40:54
who gives a shit about those four shrews.
By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 17:19:43
theres always good conversation on this at Jezebel blog.
watch out for all the black power bullshit, though.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:58:36
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