I agree with 11:17. Being married to Shania might seem great on paper, but if she's completely asexual, what's the point? He already has money, so there's no reason to keep her around.
YIKES! Whether Shania's frigid or whatever or not, a billionaire music producer couldn't find better than THAT to cheat on her with??? She looks like every mean PTA mom I've ever had the displeasure of running across. Grossness.
Shania and Mutt's religion restricts them from having sex unless they're having sex to make babies. They only have one kid, so do the math. What's not fair is that she was following their rules but he wasn't. I wonder if he stopped practicing the religion and she kept going or if he just cheated anyway.
What fucked up religion restricted a husband & wife from having sex unless they're making babies? It's not catholicism (even hardcore catholics can laid), protestantism, the jewish religion, islam, hinduism or any other ism I can think of. What they should have done is dump that controlling, manipulative religion, fucked their brains out & enjoyed themselves. Instead, dude goes somewhere else to get sucked & fucked.
Just goes to show; religion can be a good thing, but it also can be stupidly ridiculous & abusive. This religion not living in the real world is what caused their marriage to be put under ridiculous strain. He cheated, no doubt there, but this sect definitely set the table for it...
Er, anon 12:12:53, I don't know what sort of Catholicism you are talking about, but only having sex for the purposes of making babies IS Catholicism, hence the Pope's stance on birth control. Strict Catholics quietly use the rhythm method for contraception, which is why there are so many goddamn Catholics.
And it's Judaism, not "the jewish religion", so there's another official "ism" for your list. As for Islam, I don't know and am not inclined to find out. (Bring on the angry Islamics who read IDLYITW. All three of them.)
But yeah, if their religion forbade them to have sex, they probably should have ditched it a long time ago. How messed up is that, practicing some abstinence religion while stomping around on a stage half-nekkid? What message does that send? Which reminds me, all the Catholic girls in my school dressed all slutty and were quietly shipped off to homes for unwed mothers by the time they were 15. Must have been the plaid.
You meditate something like 15 hours a day and you have to be a vegan or vegetarian, and sexual relations are forbidden unless you're doing it for conception.
As for Marie Anne...well...anyone ever heard of the phrase "polishing a turd"? Maybe someone polished that turd and she then polished Mutt's knob. It could happen.
Nobody outside a marriage is ever responsible for "breaking it up." Two people sign wedding vows- if one of them strays, the fault lies with he or she alone. It's not a hard concept to understand.
"You meditate something like 15 hours a day and you have to be a vegan or vegetarian, and sexual relations are forbidden unless you're doing it for conception."
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 12:47:05
So let me see if i understand this correctly. You are married to Shania Twain and you can't have sex with her. You can see her naked and sleep next to her but you can't have sex with her. WTF? And if that wasn't bad enough, you have to eat salad and carrots and tofu every night. No steaks. No Big Macs. No bacon. No fried chicken. Jesus Christ! I'd probably be bangin the secretary and sneakin Big Macs behind her back too.
Catholicism allows for sex WITHIN marriage; it doesn't give a shit if a baby is the result. In fact, there's a phrase of some sort--I believe it's "communion and procreation"--that covers the reasons for sex. The communion part is what we heathens would refer to as the "fun" part. The only thing Catholics care about is that it's A. within marriage, and B. without contraceptives.
I love the contrast in jewelry between the two. It looks like Shania dropped a few diamonds on the way to the ball and the woodland creatures cobbled something together for the stepsister. No way those two were best friends.
Meh. Chuck & Camilla, instead of Diana. It happens. Not all homely guys are permanently fixated on landing a trophy wife. Mutt got bored and started sniffing a mongrel's ass, then decided he was done with the stuckup poodle.
Those of you who suggest that Shania may be frigid hit the nail on the head. I've always thought Halle Berry is probably frigid too. Every guy shes been with has cheated on her... Until this hot model boy-toy anyway...Everyones knee-jerk reaction is. How COULD anyone cheat on Halle Berry. She doesn't strike me as the type that likes to fuck, neither does Shania Twain for that matter. Now look at that other bitch and tell me she doesn't look like she fucks like a savage?
"Damn. That's like going from a Ferrari to a Mack truck. Yikes.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:25:01"
If the Ferrari is up on blocks and the Mack truck is ready to go, which one you gonna take to get you there?
I don't want to be one to criticize anyone's religious beliefs, but celibacy is just not a sustainable lifestyle for 99.9% of the population. I have to think what attracted at least one of them is the appeal that forbade sex beyond contraception. I mean, if they really liked it (both of them), they'd have 10 kids by now.
I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. The person I feel sorry for in this mess is the secretary's husband - he's the one that got the raw deal.
Little Miss Sunshine, uh, no. I can assure you that Catholics do not have sex just for the purpose of babymaking, or there'd be a lot more middle-aged Catholic divorces because of lack of sex.
And the rhythm method ain't "quietly" practiced -- my parents are pretty devout, and they used it for over a decade, and they were totally open about it. No babies at all until they effing felt like it. Do more research.
12:12:53, it's some Sikh religion or something. Frankly I think Shania MUST be frigid, because otherwise you'd never even sign onto a religion like that. It just gives you an excuse to be what you already were -- totally asexual.
GgirlNYC: you hit it on the head. Some of those women don't like sex because their partner is repulsive in some way. Can you blame Shania? Mutt looks like a zombie version of Steve Clark from Def Leppard.
Sometimes what some frigid women need is a good experience. I've had several partners freak out as they were about to cum, thinking they were about to lose continence, when in actuality it was the FIRST ORGASM they had ever had! They had sex before, but never to the point of an orgasm.
Oh, and guys... you can cut the "she's a dog" line of B.S. You know damn well you'd hit that if she offered up those honey melons to your face. I'd hit it. Wouldn't kiss it, but I'd hit it something fierce... 'til it gushed like a dewy brook.
I'm confused. Why is it that almost every post on here is like, "This proves Shania must be a bitch or cold in the sack." This PROVES it? Okay, totally new concept: Maybe Mutt is more of a freak than previously thought. Beauty doesn't guarantee "happily ever after". Christie Brinkley was cheated on. So was Halle Berry. Prince Charles cheated on Princess Di with horse-faced Camilla for crying out loud. Guys don't cheat for looks and sometimes not just for the sex either. Who the hell knows why they do what they do. And shocker -- it's not always the woman's fault.
did you see photos of Shania Twain before Mutt's money and career launching help? If he puts a little effort into Ms. PTA meeting secretary, I'm sure she could be a hot little piece of ass, too. She just needs his cash...
Here's a clue to you men: The More Beautiful a woman is the worse she is in bed. It's true, pretty women only want you to service THEM, they don't care about your satisfaction. Marry an average looking girl and you will be way happier, trust me. They all get old and fug anyways...
At least Marie has decent sized boobs. I never date chicks with small ta-tas. Shania should get a boob job and bring those puppies up to at least a D-cup and become a real woman.
I don't know what sort of Catholicism you are talking about, but only having sex for the purposes of making babies IS Catholicism, hence the Pope's stance on birth control. Strict Catholics quietly use the rhythm method for contraception, which is why there are so many goddamn Catholics.
Um, no. Pope's stance on BC is that you don't use artificial means. The NFP method (sort of an evolved rhythm) is a form of BC and he endorses that. Also, as a couple others mentioned, Catholic sex isn't just about the babies. It's for love, and any "results" of that love (ie-kiddos) As for all the 15 year old pg Catholic girls in your school...you sure its not just your own fantasy there? Were the girls making out too?
GgirlNYC, Very well said. I always thought that Halle looks super boring in bed. Shania T too. That other bitch looks like she'll deep troat a dick, including the balls. It goes to show that beauty is not everything.
"Catholicism allows for sex WITHIN marriage; it doesn't give a shit if a baby is the result. In fact, there's a phrase of some sort--I believe it's "communion and procreation"--that covers the reasons for sex. The communion part is what we heathens would refer to as the "fun" part. The only thing Catholics care about is that it's A. within marriage, and B. without contraceptives."
Uhh... this is not the first time someone in that marriage has cheated. Remember back a few years ( I believe prior to their son being born), Shania had a law suit against HER butt for being the "homewrecker". The scorned wife ( a CLOSE friend of Shania's) filed a suit against her for breaking up her marriage. I believe it was handled out of court.
Anyway...Maybe Shania should have stayed a single woman if she didn't want to have sex on a regular basis with a husband. AND if you read your bible it so states in there that after a man takes a wife sex IS one of the duties expected from her.
If she wanted a child maybe she should have seriously considered adoption or artificial insemination.
She's a vain, cold individual, BUT, that is no reason to cheat. If he were that unhappy in his marriage, then he should have been forthright with her, divorced her first, then moved on to whoever or whatever he wanted. Just as she should have done years ago.
HEY maybe the ugly chick will do dirty stuff in bed and shania would just lied there with her eyes closed ,maybe ugly chick would let him do her in the ass and a creampie in it so ugly fun in bed pretty boring in bed thats why he dumped her ass just because you are pretty does not mean you are hot in bed , so maybe he went from a cold fish in bed to a hot slut in bed
Yikes....I am Catholic and educated within the Catholic School System. All that means is that we got a late start on sex and then made up for it. Of course the Catholic guilt kicks in so we have a few cocktails and we forget about until the "Confessional" at Church and then we are resolved after 50 Hail Mary's.
After 14 years of being tied to the hip to another person, personality and intelligence become far more attractive than looks. You never know; Shania is obviously beautiful and sexy, but she might be dumb as a rock, and have the stereotypical personality of a nagging old hag.
My partner is gorgeous and has a great body. After 7 years with him, I had a year long affair with a married man who was overweight and an alcoholic. It was the best sex of my life. I'm really lucky though that my partner forgave me and really did his best (successfully) to not be such an asshole most of the time.
You just never know what drives the desires of people you don't know.
Hell ol Shania might have been the deadest fuck on earth. Just because she looks hot by no means says she is a deamon in the rack. A lot of hot looking chicks are the worst fucks, A ugly bitch will fuck the shit out of you, Suck your dick without even asking because they know they got to bring it to compete with the hotties.
did I miss something? Shania's cold in bed?? How about men are just horny, and if accessible women give it away & the timing's right, they'll take it... simple as that [?]
Shania Twain followed that dumbass Mutt's religion called "Sant Mat". It's safe to say he failed at his own religion.
What is the role of ethical living in the Sant Mat teachings?
Ethical living is an indispensable foundation for spiritual progress. Ethical living includes:
* Nonviolence * Truthfulness * Humility * Purity * Selfless service * Observance of a strict vegetarian diet * Avoidance of alcohol and hallucinogenic and intoxicating drugs (not including medication prescribed by a doctor).
Is there a conflict between my current religion (Christian, Jew, Hindu, Sikh, Muslim, Jain, etc) and the practice of meditation?
The spiritual Masters of this path never advocate that we change our religion or leave our communities to practice meditation. In fact, a hallmark of this path is “positive mysticism,” the belief that we should fulfill our duties and obligations to our families and societies while pursuing our spiritual goals. We earn our own livelihoods and fulfill our roles as citizens of our communities.
"Now look at that other bitch and tell me she doesn't look like she fucks like a savage?"
That's fuckin' hilarious! :D
Shania probably wouldn't play dress up and Mutt's secretary...well...dressed like a hot secretary. Not so much to look at but like I said before, when you're pounding her from behind or she's riding you like a damn bucking bronco, it really doesn't matter that she's not "model" pretty. If she's got a pussy, an ass, and a nice pair of tits, what more do you need? BDM
Hey...Thanks, man! I've looked all over the damned place and can't find that album. I hope Tood's Mom didn't sell it on me.
Since you're so generous 'n all...think I could borrow Jake for a while? I have some things that...uh...need fixing 'round here. Couple of guitars that need tuning. A squeak in the bedframe that needs to be worked out...Y'know. That sort of thing.
Promise I'll have him back by dinner. Pacific Time.
Just goes to show that looks aren't everything. Yes, Shania is beautiful, but did she marry Mutt for his power and money. If so, then there was never a sexual attraction to begin with, and in time an affair would be inevitable.
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Leave Your CommentMe thinks frigid, bitchy Shania was holding out. Mutt, the dog that he is went elsewhere for his kicks.
Ladies, if you are cold in bed or constantly have a headache, your man is gonna find it somewhere else.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:17:56
I agree with 11:17. Being married to Shania might seem great on paper, but if she's completely asexual, what's the point? He already has money, so there's no reason to keep her around.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:24:22
Damn. That's like going from a Ferrari to a Mack truck. Yikes.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:25:01
She probably thought she'd have more security marrying a guy that ugly. Too bad.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:27:06
I'll say it again: Marie-Anne was giving up the butt for Mutt.
By Ken Mehlman, on May 22, 2008 11:29:39
It goes to show you that looks aren't everything. Shania may be beautiful, but Marie Anne can probably suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:36:29
YIKES! Whether Shania's frigid or whatever or not, a billionaire music producer couldn't find better than THAT to cheat on her with??? She looks like every mean PTA mom I've ever had the displeasure of running across. Grossness.
By Ashley, on May 22, 2008 11:40:22
That's harsh! Her husband must have been so drunk he had a lampshade on his head to tap that.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:41:35
Shania got sick of Mutt's Cleveland Steamers every 3rd night but Mutt wanted more
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:50:52
This only tells me what I'd suspected for years: Shania Twain is a rabid, flaming bitch on wheels.
That secretary's got a pretty nice rack, at least. All soft and comforting-like for a man with a See You Next Tuesday for his bride.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 22, 2008 11:53:43
Shania and Mutt's religion restricts them from having sex unless they're having sex to make babies. They only have one kid, so do the math. What's not fair is that she was following their rules but he wasn't. I wonder if he stopped practicing the religion and she kept going or if he just cheated anyway.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:55:46
what religion is that? I need to get my husband to join that one now that my tubes are tied...
By Frigid MILF, on May 22, 2008 11:57:55
No matter what, that is a hideous she-beast.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:58:19
EWWWWWWWWWW!!! What the fuck is he thinking?
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 12:05:14
What fucked up religion restricted a husband & wife from having sex unless they're making babies? It's not catholicism (even hardcore catholics can laid), protestantism, the jewish religion, islam, hinduism or any other ism I can think of. What they should have done is dump that controlling, manipulative religion, fucked their brains out & enjoyed themselves. Instead, dude goes somewhere else to get sucked & fucked.
Just goes to show; religion can be a good thing, but it also can be stupidly ridiculous & abusive. This religion not living in the real world is what caused their marriage to be put under ridiculous strain. He cheated, no doubt there, but this sect definitely set the table for it...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 12:12:53
Really ugly people always end up with ugly people. I don't know if it's an insecurity thing...but I've noticed that it happens a lot
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 12:17:14
I've always hated Shania Twain.
She can go fuck herself.
By skeets, on May 22, 2008 12:22:07
Er, anon 12:12:53, I don't know what sort of Catholicism you are talking about, but only having sex for the purposes of making babies IS Catholicism, hence the Pope's stance on birth control. Strict Catholics quietly use the rhythm method for contraception, which is why there are so many goddamn Catholics.
And it's Judaism, not "the jewish religion", so there's another official "ism" for your list. As for Islam, I don't know and am not inclined to find out. (Bring on the angry Islamics who read IDLYITW. All three of them.)
But yeah, if their religion forbade them to have sex, they probably should have ditched it a long time ago. How messed up is that, practicing some abstinence religion while stomping around on a stage half-nekkid? What message does that send? Which reminds me, all the Catholic girls in my school dressed all slutty and were quietly shipped off to homes for unwed mothers by the time they were 15. Must have been the plaid.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 22, 2008 12:30:18
In those first pix she's got a bit of a Debra Messing thing going...Shania that is...NOT a good thing...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 12:37:13
Shania looks like she's showing some signs of aging..
Maybe that's why she has become reclusive..
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 12:38:42
Mutt and Shania practiced Sant Mat:
http://www.santmat.net/
You meditate something like 15 hours a day and you have to be a vegan or vegetarian, and sexual relations are forbidden unless you're doing it for conception.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 12:47:05
hes not fucking sandra bernhard.
sandra bernhard is fucking him.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 13:06:17
As for Marie Anne...well...anyone ever heard of the phrase "polishing a turd"? Maybe someone polished that turd and she then polished Mutt's knob. It could happen.
By Santos, on May 22, 2008 13:07:50
little miss sunshine -- catholic couples after menopause can still have sex. And ALL the catholic girls got pregnant?
By ignatius, on May 22, 2008 13:10:12
Nobody outside a marriage is ever responsible for "breaking it up."
Two people sign wedding vows- if one of them strays, the fault lies with he or she alone.
It's not a hard concept to understand.
By serena, on May 22, 2008 13:13:04
^ homewrecker
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 13:24:43
They're both old. When will he upgrade to a 20 something?
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 13:33:35
Jesus, this thread reminds me of a Frank Zappa track. Joe's Garage...wonder where I put that album? Hmmm....
And wow, ain't that Marie Anne a butterface? Whooee. Well, you know what they say...birds of a feather...
By Vigilante, on May 22, 2008 13:37:57
That thing looks vaguely like Tracey Ullman
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 13:49:46
"You meditate something like 15 hours a day and you have to be a vegan or vegetarian, and sexual relations are forbidden unless you're doing it for conception."
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 12:47:05
So let me see if i understand this correctly. You are married to Shania Twain and you can't have sex with her. You can see her naked and sleep next to her but you can't have sex with her. WTF? And if that wasn't bad enough, you have to eat salad and carrots and tofu every night. No steaks. No Big Macs. No bacon. No fried chicken. Jesus Christ! I'd probably be bangin the secretary and sneakin Big Macs behind her back too.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 14:25:21
So if Mutt was boinking the secretary it was for purposes of conception I am assuming??
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 14:57:05
Catholicism allows for sex WITHIN marriage; it doesn't give a shit if a baby is the result. In fact, there's a phrase of some sort--I believe it's "communion and procreation"--that covers the reasons for sex. The communion part is what we heathens would refer to as the "fun" part. The only thing Catholics care about is that it's A. within marriage, and B. without contraceptives.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 14:59:49
I love the contrast in jewelry between the two. It looks like Shania dropped a few diamonds on the way to the ball and the woodland creatures cobbled something together for the stepsister. No way those two were best friends.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 15:05:58
Maybe Miss Twain was a cold fish in the sack? She can find someone better then that old dog mutt.
By kat, on May 22, 2008 15:07:13
Meh. Chuck & Camilla, instead of Diana. It happens. Not all homely guys are permanently fixated on landing a trophy wife. Mutt got bored and started sniffing a mongrel's ass, then decided he was done with the stuckup poodle.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 15:09:57
Damn, if u gonna cheat. go up the ladder, not down!
By Player, on May 22, 2008 15:14:54
Those of you who suggest that Shania may be frigid hit the nail on the head. I've always thought Halle Berry is probably frigid too. Every guy shes been with has cheated on her... Until this hot model boy-toy anyway...Everyones knee-jerk reaction is. How COULD anyone cheat on Halle Berry. She doesn't strike me as the type that likes to fuck, neither does Shania Twain for that matter. Now look at that other bitch and tell me she doesn't look like she fucks like a savage?
By GgirlNYC, on May 22, 2008 15:40:56
NOBODY really knows what goes on inside a marriage except the two people involved.
That said, if I didn't get sex but once in 14 years, I'd be all over the first bitch who showed any sign of interest too.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 16:11:04
"Damn. That's like going from a Ferrari to a Mack truck. Yikes.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 11:25:01"
If the Ferrari is up on blocks and the Mack truck is ready to go, which one you gonna take to get you there?
I don't want to be one to criticize anyone's religious beliefs, but celibacy is just not a sustainable lifestyle for 99.9% of the population. I have to think what attracted at least one of them is the appeal that forbade sex beyond contraception. I mean, if they really liked it (both of them), they'd have 10 kids by now.
I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. The person I feel sorry for in this mess is the secretary's husband - he's the one that got the raw deal.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 16:14:17
thats a great pic of shanias rack....whens she gettin nude....you guys got anything in the basement you can dig up
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 16:20:47
Fuck that! What a stupid motherfucker!
By Grace Yip, on May 22, 2008 17:35:44
IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT SEX, PEOPLE.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 17:40:23
i always knew shania twain was a cock-tease,
but to her own husband? Get your head right girl, but now its too late.
maybe, hopefully, she'll now be more willing to put out
p.s. Natascha McElhone's husband just died, i call that FRESH PUSSY MEAT BACK ON THE MARKET!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 18:25:24
An ok looking girl who swallows and does anal ALWAYS trumps a hot, rich, famous chick who doesn't.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 19:29:14
Little Miss Sunshine, uh, no. I can assure you that Catholics do not have sex just for the purpose of babymaking, or there'd be a lot more middle-aged Catholic divorces because of lack of sex.
And the rhythm method ain't "quietly" practiced -- my parents are pretty devout, and they used it for over a decade, and they were totally open about it. No babies at all until they effing felt like it. Do more research.
12:12:53, it's some Sikh religion or something. Frankly I think Shania MUST be frigid, because otherwise you'd never even sign onto a religion like that. It just gives you an excuse to be what you already were -- totally asexual.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 20:05:45
GgirlNYC: you hit it on the head. Some of those women don't like sex because their partner is repulsive in some way. Can you blame Shania? Mutt looks like a zombie version of Steve Clark from Def Leppard.
Sometimes what some frigid women need is a good experience. I've had several partners freak out as they were about to cum, thinking they were about to lose continence, when in actuality it was the FIRST ORGASM they had ever had! They had sex before, but never to the point of an orgasm.
Oh, and guys... you can cut the "she's a dog" line of B.S. You know damn well you'd hit that if she offered up those honey melons to your face. I'd hit it. Wouldn't kiss it, but I'd hit it something fierce... 'til it gushed like a dewy brook.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on May 22, 2008 20:30:44
I'm confused. Why is it that almost every post on here is like, "This proves Shania must be a bitch or cold in the sack." This PROVES it? Okay, totally new concept: Maybe Mutt is more of a freak than previously thought. Beauty doesn't guarantee "happily ever after". Christie Brinkley was cheated on. So was Halle Berry. Prince Charles cheated on Princess Di with horse-faced Camilla for crying out loud. Guys don't cheat for looks and sometimes not just for the sex either. Who the hell knows why they do what they do. And shocker -- it's not always the woman's fault.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 20:44:33
It works like this: new pu55y is still new pu55y.
Is Shania hotter? Definitely, but Mutt had "been there, done that."
Didn't Jude Law do the same thing? Ditto for David Beckham?
New is new.
Doesn't make it right, but it explains things pretty well.
Show me the most sexually attractive woman in the world and I'll show you the guy that's sick of shagging her.
By Diaz, on May 22, 2008 20:51:41
15:05:58, "the woodland creatures cobbled something together for the stepsister." LMFAO
When they got married, Shania adopted Mutt's stupid ass Sant Mat religion, and he's the one who abandoned it for the ugly secretary. What an asshole.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 21:22:38
Just because a woman (or man) looks good doesn't mean they're a good partner, sexual or otherwise.
People don't just bail out on happy, fulfilling marriages.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 21:34:22
The secretary's husband and Shania should get together and revenge fuck each other.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2008 21:35:28
did you see photos of Shania Twain before Mutt's money and career launching help? If he puts a little effort into Ms. PTA meeting secretary, I'm sure she could be a hot little piece of ass, too. She just needs his cash...
By Ainsley, on May 22, 2008 22:31:12
Just because Shania is pretty doesn't mean she isn't a cunt. Mutt probably had his fill of her demanding diva bullshit.
By Shania worse than J.lo, on May 22, 2008 22:50:59
Here's a clue to you men: The More Beautiful a woman is the worse she is in bed. It's true, pretty women only want you to service THEM, they don't care about your satisfaction. Marry an average looking girl and you will be way happier, trust me. They all get old and fug anyways...
By Looks don't matter, on May 22, 2008 22:53:14
She's got the boobs,any man would be attracted by a nice pair like this.
By stockey, on May 22, 2008 23:52:27
At least Marie has decent sized boobs. I never date chicks with small ta-tas. Shania should get a boob job and bring those puppies up to at least a D-cup and become a real woman.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 01:40:16
I don't know what sort of Catholicism you are talking about, but only having sex for the purposes of making babies IS Catholicism, hence the Pope's stance on birth control. Strict Catholics quietly use the rhythm method for contraception, which is why there are so many goddamn Catholics.
Um, no. Pope's stance on BC is that you don't use artificial means. The NFP method (sort of an evolved rhythm) is a form of BC and he endorses that.
Also, as a couple others mentioned, Catholic sex isn't just about the babies. It's for love, and any "results" of that love (ie-kiddos)
As for all the 15 year old pg Catholic girls in your school...you sure its not just your own fantasy there? Were the girls making out too?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 05:17:15
This is a trick...BOTH people in the photo are Saliva Twain...one with makeup, one without.
She's as fake Britney. Grunting, groaning, bubblegum lyics with an occasional "yee-haw" thrown in doesn't constitue music.
By jeffro, on May 23, 2008 05:33:37
GgirlNYC,
Very well said. I always thought that Halle looks super boring in bed. Shania T too. That other bitch looks like she'll deep troat a dick, including the balls. It goes to show that beauty is not everything.
By Toe, on May 23, 2008 05:43:58
"Catholicism allows for sex WITHIN marriage; it doesn't give a shit if a baby is the result. In fact, there's a phrase of some sort--I believe it's "communion and procreation"--that covers the reasons for sex. The communion part is what we heathens would refer to as the "fun" part. The only thing Catholics care about is that it's A. within marriage, and B. without contraceptives."
The above quote is exactly right.
By Shawnee, on May 23, 2008 06:14:32
If the Ferrari is up on blocks and the Mack truck is ready to go, which one you gonna take to get you there?
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I'd walk.
By JAC, on May 23, 2008 06:16:00
Uhh... this is not the first time someone in that marriage has cheated. Remember back a few years ( I believe prior to their son being born), Shania had a law suit against HER butt for being the "homewrecker". The scorned wife ( a CLOSE friend of Shania's) filed a suit against her for breaking up her marriage. I believe it was handled out of court.
Anyway...Maybe Shania should have stayed a single woman if she didn't want to have sex on a regular basis with a husband. AND if you read your bible it so states in there that after a man takes a wife sex IS one of the duties expected from her.
If she wanted a child maybe she should have seriously considered adoption or artificial insemination.
She's a vain, cold individual, BUT, that is no reason to cheat. If he were that unhappy in his marriage, then he should have been forthright with her, divorced her first, then moved on to whoever or whatever he wanted. Just as she should have done years ago.
By shawnee, on May 23, 2008 06:23:13
Nice prosthetic breast scar in the first picture
Fuckin' hillbillies
By Billy Joe Bob Jim, on May 23, 2008 07:08:11
OK am I th only one that thinks he replaced Shania with Judge Judy?
By Hrundi, on May 23, 2008 07:30:39
HEY maybe the ugly chick will do dirty stuff in bed and shania would just lied there with her eyes closed ,maybe ugly chick would let him do her in the ass and a creampie in it so ugly fun in bed pretty boring in bed thats why he dumped her ass just because you are pretty does not mean you are hot in bed , so maybe he went from a cold fish in bed to a hot slut in bed
By SPREAD YOUR LEGS WOMEN, on May 23, 2008 08:18:01
Yikes....I am Catholic and educated within the Catholic School System. All that means is that we got a late start on sex and then made up for it. Of course the Catholic guilt kicks in so we have a few cocktails and we forget about until the "Confessional" at Church and then we are resolved after 50 Hail Mary's.
By Delaney, on May 23, 2008 08:22:52
Anal
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 08:58:03
After 14 years of being tied to the hip to another person, personality and intelligence become far more attractive than looks. You never know; Shania is obviously beautiful and sexy, but she might be dumb as a rock, and have the stereotypical personality of a nagging old hag.
My partner is gorgeous and has a great body. After 7 years with him, I had a year long affair with a married man who was overweight and an alcoholic. It was the best sex of my life. I'm really lucky though that my partner forgave me and really did his best (successfully) to not be such an asshole most of the time.
You just never know what drives the desires of people you don't know.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 09:01:54
A pox on them all.
By the phantom, on May 23, 2008 09:31:15
Clearly Mutt's mistake was not getting both Shania and Marie in a king sized bed together...
By Q & A Guy, on May 23, 2008 09:47:59
That photo looks like a before and after shot of an incarcerated meth addict.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 23, 2008 09:57:06
Shania Twain - The Good
Mutt Lange - The Bad
Marie-Anne Thiebaud - The Ugly
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 10:15:25
Hell ol Shania might have been the deadest fuck on earth. Just because she looks hot by no means says she is a deamon in the rack. A lot of hot looking chicks are the worst fucks, A ugly bitch will fuck the shit out of you, Suck your dick without even asking because they know they got to bring it to compete with the hotties.
By Kenny, on May 23, 2008 10:28:49
09:01:54 Wow. What a piece of work you are. Maybe someday you will grow up and realize that the fucking world doesn't revolve around you.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 10:30:19
^^Cuckold.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:25:04
By Vigilante, on May 22, 2008 13:37:57
"...Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus.."
(lyric re: prospective groupie)
You can borrow my copy.
And I looks rarely motivate a cheater. I agree it's often simply about new ass. Simple as that.
By Gary Busey's Teeth, on May 23, 2008 11:27:38
"^^Cuckold."
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:25:04
Slut.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:03:10
"^^Cuckold."
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 11:25:04
"Slut."
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:03:10
Touche. . . damnit!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:15:09
did I miss something? Shania's cold in bed?? How about men are just horny, and if accessible women give it away & the timing's right, they'll take it... simple as that [?]
By gigi, on May 23, 2008 13:24:57
Anyone have pics of Shania before her surgeries?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 13:33:59
Shania Twain followed that dumbass Mutt's religion called "Sant Mat". It's safe to say he failed at his own religion.
What is the role of ethical living in the Sant Mat teachings?
Ethical living is an indispensable foundation for spiritual progress. Ethical living includes:
* Nonviolence
* Truthfulness
* Humility
* Purity
* Selfless service
* Observance of a strict vegetarian diet
* Avoidance of alcohol and hallucinogenic and intoxicating drugs (not including medication prescribed by a doctor).
Is there a conflict between my current religion (Christian, Jew, Hindu, Sikh, Muslim, Jain, etc) and the practice of meditation?
The spiritual Masters of this path never advocate that we change our religion or leave our communities to practice meditation. In fact, a hallmark of this path is “positive mysticism,” the belief that we should fulfill our duties and obligations to our families and societies while pursuing our spiritual goals. We earn our own livelihoods and fulfill our roles as citizens of our communities.
By David, on May 23, 2008 14:15:21
"Now look at that other bitch and tell me she doesn't look like she fucks like a savage?"
That's fuckin' hilarious! :D
Shania probably wouldn't play dress up and Mutt's secretary...well...dressed like a hot secretary. Not so much to look at but like I said before, when you're pounding her from behind or she's riding you like a damn bucking bronco, it really doesn't matter that she's not "model" pretty. If she's got a pussy, an ass, and a nice pair of tits, what more do you need?
BDM
By Big Dick Magee, on May 23, 2008 14:37:58
Dear Gary Busey's Teeth,
Hey...Thanks, man! I've looked all over the damned place and can't find that album. I hope Tood's Mom didn't sell it on me.
Since you're so generous 'n all...think I could borrow Jake for a while? I have some things that...uh...need fixing 'round here. Couple of guitars that need tuning. A squeak in the bedframe that needs to be worked out...Y'know. That sort of thing.
Promise I'll have him back by dinner. Pacific Time.
By Vigilante, on May 23, 2008 15:57:01
jesus, mary, joseph, and the saints
if you bang that instead of shania, you're a freak of humanity
By anonymous, on May 23, 2008 17:32:17
Just goes to show that looks aren't everything. Yes, Shania is beautiful, but did she marry Mutt for his power and money. If so, then there was never a sexual attraction to begin with, and in time an affair would be inevitable.
By Leela, on May 23, 2008 18:30:34
He's sooo ugly that I couldn't believe Shania married him in the first place...I don't blame her if she didn't want to have sex with him...yuk.
By jolene, on May 24, 2008 04:21:35
shania is the complete package. i'd marry her. she sets the bar by which all other women are measured. can't wait for her next album!!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 13:00:46
LittleMissSunshine = Jew
By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 16:27:35
Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her.
By truthteller, on May 25, 2008 05:20:32
Her husband is THE fucking dumbass along with being an ugly old douche.
By anonymous, on May 27, 2008 18:29:30
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