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Shania Twain is Single

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Anne Heche + Shania Twain + me FTW.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:05:12
Is it worth it?

Uh, that would be a "no".

By Fred, on May 15, 2008 16:06:52
Did anybody see that old footage of her, that was on some VH1 show about "Before they were Stars" or whatever, where she was busted as hell? I mean, it didn't look like the same person. Now I can't find a single picture of her from that era (when she was still in Canada, a teen, blah blah). Wierd.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:13:19
One of those tabloid shows said a long time ago her boyfriend she had before Mutt bought those fake teeth she has and Mutt paid for her to get her nose done after they got together.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:16:29
Doesn't look like the made it.

By irony's a bitch, on May 15, 2008 16:19:13
Will she wear that body suit for me and can I have some of her money? It might be worth it.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:26:28
Is she going to move back to Canada and live with Vigilante?

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:29:57
Shania Twain is hot. She is way hotter than any of these young new hollywood starlets.

Any guy who doesn't like her is 100% gay. 100%.

By Hot Rob, on May 15, 2008 16:39:33
I say keep her ass in Switzerland or wherever the fuck she lives. Her little interview a few years back about how she refused to raise her son in America pretty much solidified my theory that she was a stuck-up, overrated little bitch that had no appreciation for the millions of AMERICANS who made her ass famous. And she really needs to stick it with this whole "I'm half Native American" bullshit. Her STEP-father was the N.A. of the family. There's no Native blood in her.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:41:38
Her husband is really fug:

http://img19.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=94684_shania-mutt-newyork0407-1big_122_1042lo.jpg

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:44:26
Shania's bio says her real father is Cree Indian and her stepfather was Ojibwe (sp?).

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:49:43
I'm pretty sure her house would've melted away years ago, 16:29. So, yeah. She can come live with me.

She's got a great ass. And I have an extra bedroom in my igloo.

By Vigilante, on May 15, 2008 16:53:02
Shania Twain hot???

um okkkkkk

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 16:57:54
Man, I feel like a woman! (specifically, that one please)

By Aussie Damo living in Canada, on May 15, 2008 17:09:49
Only if I can be in "Grease: Her Ass 3".

By humpingfrog, on May 15, 2008 17:25:03
Guess she felt she'd finally blown him enough times to pay back the career he had given her.

Wonder what kind of guy she'll go for now. My money's on black.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 17:28:15
I guess Mutt must have finally woken up:

"Oh, no! I'm married to a cut-and-paste cunt who makes me beg for the tiniest morsel of affection! When she sings that insanely gay "Feel Like a Woman" song, people cringe! When she did it on that commercial for whatever that was, it was horribly embarrassing and the product tanked! It was almost as bad as when Cindy Crawford sang on that commercial for something! Okay, maybe not that bad, but it was bad. And now, now she-she's washed up! SHIT! God DAMN it! Worst of all, I know what she really looks like, and it gives me such bad dreams. And the cellulite...well, anyway...*boop boop beep boop beep beep beep* brrrrrrrrrr-inggg kuh-kluhk Hello, may I speak to a Mr. Lawyer? Mr. Ratbastard Lawyer? Sure, I'll hold."

By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 15, 2008 17:41:46
Hee hee...Mr. Ratbastard Lawyer.

Hey, wait a minute...

By Vigilante, on May 15, 2008 17:54:24
w00t!!! SEXTAPE SOON TO FALLOW!!!

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 17:55:10
She's teh hotness.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:20:47
She's teh MILFness.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:22:52
WTF is with this "teh" bullshit? It's "THE".

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:29:50
@18:29, welcome to teh intarwebs

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 18:42:17
You should meet Shania like I have. Two things: 1) she is very petite, and 2) she is stunning. Stands out in any crowd, has beautiful skin and a real rack that any guy (or girl) would love to get their hands (mouth) on.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 19:09:53
18:29, go google "leet" or "l33t"

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 19:32:16
I read somewhere else that Mutt buys any pics of him that are taken and available for sale. He probs did the same with Shania and her busted teefers and before plastic surgery evidence. He's crazy rich enough to do it and seeing as he doesn't give interviews and seems vigilant about keeping his mug out of the press he probably thought it a wise move to eradicate any proof that his creation is just that. I remember several years ago she gave an interview and had the most UNgracious attitude toward her fans, turned me off big time. Haven't listened to any of her songs since, she was such a smug and ungrateful bitch.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 19:41:43
Beautiful

By anonymous, on May 15, 2008 23:37:52
It's about fucking time!

Move aside, everyone, the lady's mine!

By babybiceps, on May 16, 2008 04:05:45
It took her 14 years to escape?? OH god...it's not lookin too good for Katie Holmes then.

And exactly what did a beauty like Shania see in an old dried up prune like Mutt anyway?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 04:58:18
This Mutt guy is a god. He used up that bitch's best years and tossed her dried up old pussy as soon as she hit her 40's. All men should be as insightful.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 06:29:32
Her next Boy Toy will have be extremeley rich. She seems like that would be a prerequisite.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 06:50:14
Hang on Shania! I'm comin' darlin'!

Yes! There IS a God!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 07:45:02
The hottest 42 year old on the planet.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 07:49:39
@ 18:29:50

You must be a newbie. "Teh" is THE word here. All the cool kids are using it.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 08:10:36
She's one hot-ass android!!!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 08:53:22
JENNY help me out: flowers, chocolates or both? Is a tie too much?

By thebig28, on May 16, 2008 10:02:41
"You must be a newbie. "Teh" is THE word here. All the cool kids are using it."

More like all the douche bags are using it.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 12:19:09
she needs to eat. before she collapses. you can play a tune on those ribs like a xylophone.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 12:34:42
"she needs to eat. before she collapses. you can play a tune on those ribs like a xylophone."

Whatever, she looks great. She's not buying the neo-feminist Dove Soap "BIG IS BEAUTIFUL, WOMEN SHOULD EAT MORE" nonsense. Point Twain.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:13:33
bleh she is to old now she was hot in the 90's

and where are THE PICTURES OF ANGELINA BIG BOOBS She has a green dress on and those tits are out there she is in CAN some frog city

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:31:09
She wasted her body on Mutt....js sayn

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 14:28:59
She's still obscenly beautiful, and she is talented. Mutt is an idiot. At his age, who else is he going to replace her with? Nobody better, that's for sure.

By Tom, on May 16, 2008 15:03:38
She's been my girl crush for YEARS. She brings out my inner lesbian.

Who gives a fuck if her teeth and nose are fake?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 19:40:00
To thebig28:

All of the above, but avoid Def Leppard in your 8-track. I guarantee that will kill the mood.

Smooches,

Jenny

By Jenny, on May 16, 2008 21:38:54
Shania is so damn hot. Whoever she hooks up with on the rebound is going to be one very lucky guy.

By John, on May 17, 2008 10:12:57
Mutt got rid of his dog and good riddance to her. He can do better. I have a new litter coming up soon. They'll all look better.

By Lassie, Jr., on May 17, 2008 11:48:05
Here's an old photo of her. And it looks NOTHING like what she looks like now.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005QDDM.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

By anonymous, on May 18, 2008 16:03:57
I don know 16:03, she still looks pretty cute in that photo even if she looks different (just younger).

By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:42:52
I fucked her.

Twice.

By dumbass, on May 23, 2008 00:35:39
She will be fine ..she's HOT

By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:27:42
In your wet dreams.

By Joe, on June 14, 2008 20:48:19
Shania Twain ia a stunted anorexic tart, with a nose job and false teeth, who used to look like a deliverence character with a clown wig.
Shes a gold digging cow who married an ugly bloke for money and boost her career.
Thank god mutt has seen the light and chucked. Shes been cheating on him for years and back in here canadian club singing days she had a rep for sleeping with other girls guys!

By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 02:00:54
Shania Twain ia a stunted anorexic tart, with a nose job and false teeth, who used to look like a deliverence character with a clown wig.
Shes a gold digging cow who married an ugly bloke for money and boost her career.
Thank god mutt has seen the light and chucked. Shes been cheating on him for years and back in here canadian club singing days she had a rep for sleeping with other girls guys!

By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 02:01:56