28 Comments:

• Jesus, why bother? Everyone's seen her cooch and funbags already. Try to look respectable, end up looking like an idiot.

  By JAC, on May 8, 2008 14:01:16

• man, this is so embarrassing i almost feel bad for her. but then she kind of deserves it for making the choice... that oughta teach her a lesson.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 14:03:38

• Holy crap. This is going to be what Mena Suvari looks like in 20 years. Is she her long lost daughter or something?

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 14:03:39

• The worst thing about Stephanie Seymour is that her look won after the early years at Victoria's Secret. Back then, VS had some nice curvy models like Frederique van der Wal (older) and Laetitia Casta (younger...very younger). But ol' skinny muscle belly bolt-ons became their look later on and into the present. What a waste.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 14:14:54

• ^ AGREED!

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 14:16:36

• GAH!!!
  
  We're roughly the same age and she looks terrible! I guess that's what bangin' Axl Rose will get you these days.
  
  She must be very nice if that man with all his gold married her.

  By Chang, on May 8, 2008 14:25:50

• whats the point, she did playboy already, that shits just weird.....justa nutha dumb cunt

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 14:38:07

• Why wear a sheer dress with a plunging neckline and then cover your nips?

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 14:42:56

• Stephanie's been in front of cameras this long and still doesn't understand flash photography? I guess she depended on photo shop and airbrushing too much.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 14:46:07

• Looks like she got caught in a wind tunnel. She's got that "pulled back" look.

  By Yes, I'm bitter, on May 8, 2008 14:48:20

• She's a whore. At 15 she starting fucking the 41-year-old founder of Elite modeling agency.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 15:03:46

• What are those, little appetizer plates?
  
  And what the fuck happened to her face? WOOF

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 15:04:13

• She still looks better than Katherine Heigl.

  By Sir Trix-A-Lot, on May 8, 2008 15:59:43

• I'l lcut her some slack in that the dress is good. Body and face are good and she is like40 now. Her brain is great in that she was shaky inher personal after hooking up with John Casavattes when she was a teen, having a baby way later for someone without money, hooking up with Axel Rose in the late 80's, to getting MARRIED to Peter and having a FEW BABIES withhim and she has been private in her life. Now, that dress just needed an easy solution- havea balcklining stitched in. Those white nipple pads look baaaaad!

  By Sara Smile, on May 8, 2008 16:34:46

• she did posed topless back in the 90's ofcourse she HAS NIPPLES pfft

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 16:44:30

• Whoa, Stephanie See-More, easy on the Botox!
  
  Sara Smile, I assume you meant John CASABLANCAS, not poor old dead John Cassavetes, the cinema verite filmmaker guy. Yes, John Casablancas is a huge sleazeball for boinking a 15-year-old girl. Ick. And yet he brought us all the incomparably beyond-handsome and talented Strokes frontman Julian Casablancas. *sigh* Why, if I wasn't married to Big Mr. Sunshine, I'd...
  
  Anybody, ANYBODY doesn't like Julian Casablancas here??? Huh? HUH?! Doesn't think he's only the cutest guy on the face of the earth??!!
  
  Well, I guess you don't have to like him, Helen Keller.

  By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 8, 2008 17:11:00

• Whoa Sunshine, wipe the spittle from your lips, keyboard and monitor. J Cas is... average. With bad skin.
  Smooches!
  Helen

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2008 20:01:12

• That might be the most pretentious video I've ever seen.
  

  By Chester Bangs, on May 8, 2008 22:26:48

• It's apparently Hot Chicks From The '90s week on IDLYITW
  
  Hey, it's WAY better that Britney's or Lohan's vagina any day.

  By JTG, on May 9, 2008 05:32:32

• i think shes still a pretty hooker....she must be a money whore to marry this toad

  By mark, on May 9, 2008 07:35:48

• yeah...money can't buy taste...as hollywood loves to prove to us again, and again, and again... what a fashion disaster this entire dress is!

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 07:52:26

• *GASP* Anonymous Helen, why you little----!!!!
  
  Damn you, Anonymous Helen! Damn you to hell!!!!!!
  
  Fondly,

  By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 9, 2008 08:06:04

• LOVE THE SONG! BRILLLLLLIANT!
  Video is good....but to figure out all the metaphors...oy!

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 09:21:22

• I always thought she had a strange looking body, and didn't sound too bright.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 09:56:54

• Yes, Peter Brant is rich. He's also a convicted felon.

  By Kristen from MA, on May 9, 2008 15:11:55

• It looks like she's wearing those fake nipples you can buy in an adult store to make it look like your nipples are constantly hard like Jennifer Anistons...hehehehehehehehehehehe

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 19:39:32

• Who is the anorexic girl walking down the steps behind her in the last picture. She is scary!

  By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 08:55:33

• and how dare THIS woman cover her nipples in public (partially-points for that steph)????? SHE is not considering all of the feelings of the many PENISES of the world...my GOD the humanity

  By jack, on May 12, 2008 12:55:34