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62 Comments:
Leave Your CommentIt's not Katie's fault, it's Tom's. He insists that Suri "work that thang like daddy taught ya."
By that sickened me, on May 9, 2008 10:06:54
Is that a full body condom Katie is wearing?
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:07:19
I heard Scientology kids are put on this sugar water and barley "formula" that Hubbard invented and said is supposed to be the most nutritious thing to give babies (it's not). He didn't even want women to breast feed. But the kids get really addicted to all the sugary sweetness of the "formula" and it's almost impossible to get them off the bottle. Leah Remini's kid is doing the same thing.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2008/04/24/2008-04-24_leah_reminis_kid_battles_to_get_off_bott.html
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:12:14
I refuse to believe that child is Tom's biological daughter. She looks Asian.
By Albatross, on May 9, 2008 10:16:20
I wonder if Katie is wearing green panties to go with her red dress and blue shoes.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:16:29
lrn2sippycup
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 10:21:34
There's nothing wrong with a two year old still needing to suckle... too bad it isn't at her mother's breast. Katie did nurse, though, I just don't know for how long.
By Corrina, on May 9, 2008 10:56:16
The kid looks like Katie Holmes, that's for sure.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:01:15
leah rimini(sp?) daughter is 4 and still on the bottle. she was on rachel ray a week or so ago. but then again....isnt she a scientologist also?
By hippymom, on May 9, 2008 11:01:27
I was on the bottle for a long time, until i was 4. i went from breast to bottle to sippiecup. i might be visiting this site on a daily basis, but i'm sure i turned out fine. if anything, i'm sure it's not the baby bottle to blame.
By Princess, on May 9, 2008 11:27:57
"There's nothing wrong with a two year old still needing to suckle... too bad it isn't at her mother's breast"
Yes there is a lot wrong with a 2 year old being on the bottle (and on the breast!). They should be weaned off by then, and bottles, thumbs, and pacifiers cause (sometimes irreversible) damage to the child's developing mouth/teeth.
"Katie did nurse, though, I just don't know for how long."
Oh were you there watching her? Just because she says she did doesn't mean she did. Never trust anything that comes from the mouth of a Scientologist.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:29:54
Parents need to start being parents. It's not fair to the kid to let them do what they want to do because you're scared to make them cry when you take the bottle away. Once it's gone for a few days they don't miss it.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 11:31:45
Put a little Tabasco sauce in the baby formula -- that'll get the kid off the bottle.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on May 9, 2008 11:38:36
Hey, that kids is going to be sucking down bottles for the rest of her life anyway. Let her suck down milk for a couple more years because I promise you by the time she's twelve it will be Jack Daniel's.
By thebig28, on May 9, 2008 11:57:24
Her dad won't come out of the closet and her mom won't come out of her pod, so the bottle seems like the least of Suri's problems...
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:24:03
good smeggin' grief.
I don't particularly like TK but I find it ridiculous to be commenting on Suri with a bottle. Their kid their choice, shut up.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:36:03
Surie's real father is Chris Klein.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 12:36:13
I heard Scientology kids are put on this sugar water and barley "formula" that Hubbard invented and said is supposed to be the most nutritious thing to give babies (it's not). He didn't even want women to breast feed. But the kids get really addicted to all the sugary sweetness of the "formula" and it's almost impossible to get them off the bottle. Leah Remini's kid is doing the same thing.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2008/04/24/2008-04-24_leah_reminis_kid_battles_to_get_off_bott.html
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Leah Remini's kid is also like 3 years old and 500 pounds. Seriously, she's a fat little kid. Neither Leah or her husband are fat, so it's not genetics. That fucking scientology drink must be full of sugar and crap.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 13:06:56
Chris Klein is not the father. Do the math. They'd been broken up for almost eight months before Katie was even pregnant or showing in the least. You can fake a pregancy for photos, but you can't fake NOT being pregnant when every where you go there are cameras following you. Retarded.
This kid could drink out of the toilet and I still wouldn't care. She IS cute, though.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 13:32:31
Chris Klein is not the father. Do the math. They'd been broken up for almost eight months before Katie was even pregnant or showing in the least. You can fake a pregancy for photos, but you can't fake NOT being pregnant when every where you go there are cameras following you. Retarded.
This kid could drink out of the toilet and I still wouldn't care. She IS cute, though.
By anonumously right., on May 9, 2008 13:32:53
"Once it's gone for a few days they don't miss it."
we did what the doctor did and took our kid off the bottle at 18 months. but that was how he got his milk and now he refuses to drink milk. won't touch it if its in a cup. i'd rather have the kid drinking milk out of a bottle at three rather than not drinking milk at all.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 13:40:02
Parenting rules are the new fascism. WTF do you care whether somebody else's child is going to need braces for being on the bottle after the age of two? Having "irreparable" harm to one's teeth is the LEAST of Suri Cruise's future problems.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 14:02:24
How about potty training. Cause god dammit my 3 year old nephew is still in diapers and my stupid sister insists it's his fault because he has no interest in learning to use the toilet. Yet, when he pees or poops he hides behind the couch and holds his diaper.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 14:04:23
All of the people defending Tom and Katie are either guilty parents or "TomKat" fans. All of you suck.
We have spoken.
By God and his friend The Orthodontist, on May 9, 2008 14:06:10
The kid likes the bottle and I'm her parent, not you. It's none of your business!
I hear these complaints all the time. Doing drugs and ditching school feel good and are fun, too. It doesn't mean they're good for you.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 14:09:48
"my 3 year old nephew is still in diapers and my stupid sister insists it's his fault because he has no interest in learning to use the toilet."
You have to MAKE it fun for them. Give her this book to read while your nephew is on the toilet:
http://www.amazon.com/Can-Go-Potty-Bonnie-Worth/dp/0307134652
Tell her to do reward things like this too:
http://www.kidskandoo.com/en_US/content/type/tta.do
By helping hand, on May 9, 2008 14:14:39
maybe she finds comfort in a bottle if her mom and dad are out and away from her alot. She has that blankie, I bet that is a must have for her also. Granted, she can be givin a cup w a straw or a sippy type of top on it, but if she has nannies and other people always looking after her, perhaps they do anything they can to keep her happy so that her weirdo father doesn't hack them into tiny bits..
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 14:22:13
re: 13:40:02
you can't give up. some kids just don't like certain sippy cups, straws or regular cups. you need to ween them slowly too. a bottle here, a sippy cup there, a straw sometimes. once you give them a lot of choices you gradually start taking some of the choices away and get them out of the house so the kids don't see it. start by taking away the bottle. good luck! :)
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 14:26:54
There's no reason for that kid needing to cling on to a blankie and a bottle at 2 yrs. old when they're out in public and shopping unless she's scared and not spending enough time with mommy and daddy. That looks like a store amiright? I was the same way at her age because I was in day care most of the time b/c one parent disappeared and the other was at work all the time. Suri Cruise shouldn't need all of this at 2 yrs. old to comfort herself unless her parents don't bond with her.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 14:33:00
It´s not good for a kid to drink the bottle at that age and neither do is yo carry the bottle anywhere he goes, a baby needs to be feed with an schedule or he will become obese and withouy any discipline... I know its baby´s parents problems but its supposed that they have a lot of information at reach or the best pediatricians...
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 15:41:19
Slightly off topic:
Suddenly Tom's hair is back to the way it used to look. No more hideously retarded bangs. Curious indeed. Hmmmm. I suppose he... No, that can't be it... Or maybe... Nope. Nope. Hmph.
Oh! I know! His hair plugs finally took root! Thank God. I couldn't take one more picture of him with that forecombing business, coupled with the Members Only race car jacket and sunglasses at night. And those... jeans. What brand of jeans does he wear? They're... I don't know... Something is wrong with them. He always wears the same ones. Probably the exact same, like maybe they're the pair he dons when visiting David Miscavige's house for some ejaculatory manliness. Maybe they have taken on an unmatchable sheen and unusual drape due to the high semen content. Curious. Very curious.
Anybody who knows what kind of jeans Tom Cruise wears, wither it be on his way to gay activities with Dave or totally staged kiddie park photo ops, please chime in.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 9, 2008 16:29:04
Look. It's the bride of Fagenstein.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 16:41:00
Honestly, the whole bottle thing is the least of that kid's worries. Also, all children are different and I'm kind of sick of these experts always telling people what to do. My brother kept using the bottle until 3 and I never used the bottle, I always wanted a cup. We both turned out fine without any need for braces.
The only time I give a shit about what someone is doing to their children is if they are abusing that child or if their kid is screaming in a supermarket and not being told to shut the fuck up. Period.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 17:45:38
It's none of your business whether the child has a bottle or not. It's perfectly ok for a two year old to have a bottle. As long as they brush their teeth regularly. I think that line about it causing crooked teeth is a load of crap. I've known kids who had bottles past the first year and their teeth are fine. I think there are just a lot of bossy people in the world who want to tell everyone what to do and what to think and they will pull so-called "facts" out their as* to try to support their bossiness. Unlike a lot of you, I've actually had children. I've read a lot of books from "experts" and I can tell you the one thing I learned. They all have completely different opinions and they all think they are right. And for the record, a lot of those "experts" say it's not unheard of to see children as old as three with bottles, and that it doesn't do them any harm. Parents should be allowed to raise their children as they see fit without a bunch of pushy, opinionated people forcing their parenting beliefs down their throats.
And no, I don't like Tom or Kate. Both my children were nursed, not bottle-fed. Neither of them have needed braces.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 17:50:14
Spanking is bad and so is being a lazy parent. They're the same thing. Parents who are too lazy to properly help their children off the suckling things and out of diapers and on the toilet are not helping their children. You don't want them to grow. You want to keep them babies because babies are cute and kids who say NO aren't. Stop halting their growth because you can't deal with it.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 17:57:44
Shove something in their mouths, put a security blanket in their hands, and put them in front of the television.
By Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Year, on May 9, 2008 18:05:43
Tom Cruise's adopted kids aren't allowed around Nicole Kidman because the Church of Scientology won't let them communicate anymore. That's the "disconnect" they do when someone won't join the cult. Nicole Kidman refused to join the cult and that's what finally ended their marriage.
Tom Cruise is abusing his children and you should look up the history of Anne Archer and her son Tommy Davis who's a Co$ robot now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HGM8DSnYh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwTDvfjcUJU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSS178Q-4eo
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 18:19:18
Is there anything these goddamn "experts' won't recommend?
If a kid who is bored with his incompetent teachers and the dreary government indoctrination dished out at his public school fidgets in class, they diagnose ADHD and recommend amphetamine. If a woman is unhappy because her husband is an oafish clod whom her pastor insists God wants her to love, honor and obey, they diagnose depression and recommend Prozac. If a little girl wants to drink from her ba-ba four months beyond the age statistics and demographic charts say 60% of her peers do, they diagnose developmental delay and recommend psychotherapy.
They don't know shit from shinola.
Two years old is not too old for a bottle. Every child develops at its own rate (if permitted to by meddlesome experts) and some are weaned and potty trained later than others. The idea that there is one "correct" curve for human development, and that any other is abnormal and unhealthy is a destructive deceit perpetuated by the quacks of the psychology industry.
The point is not to bend every human being toward an artificial ideal but to guide each person through his own individual developmental process.
What's more, it may be entirely possible that Suri uses a tippy cup at home but finds a bottle easier to manipulate out in public. Weaning is a process, not a sudden about-face.
"Psychotherapy is the disease it purports to cure". -Karl Kraus
By jbonz, on May 9, 2008 18:46:24
The least of the worries really are her bottle and formula. Her parents have made her a member of a dangerous cult and use her to trap more members.
If you're offended that people agree you should get kids her age off the bottles and the suckies then you're taking it personally because you're doing the same thing. Start caring more about your children's good health please.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 19:01:14
jbonz is a $cientologist! How did you see this website through their filters?
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 19:07:18
LMAO @ "jbonz". You stupid shit. Go back to sweeping the floors at Gold Base. Sea Org is proud!!
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 19:11:02
Scienobots are made to believe children are implanted by thetan aliens or something so the parents are supposed to believe their kids are really intelligent grown up humans who have alien things that need to be "blown" out of them. It sounds stupid, but these people believe it.
Suri Cruise and Leah Remini's fatass kid are running the house because their parents think they're adults, because ElRon told them so.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 19:23:07
It's some sugared-up Scientology sheeit, which is basically like giving soda pop to the kids. I wouldn't be surprised if they had their baby teeth rot away.
And they aren't taking the bottle away because L. Ron taught that kids were basically small adults, and so you should respect their uninformed decisions. Anyone wanna bet that he just didn't want to be bothered to tell his kids what to do, and deal with the tantrums?
BTW, does it look to anyone like the Gay Cruiser has had some facial work done?
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 19:37:24
I logged on to IDLYITW and stumbled onto a parenting site. Wow!
Tom is gay. There.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2008 20:40:35
That's fucking creepy, maybe Tom wants two Katie's to sleep with. What a pervert.
By I hate Hippies, on May 9, 2008 21:23:06
I think the bottle thing is retarded- I mean, she should be off of it by now, but ultimately I guess I climbed over that pretty quick. But those blue shoes....someone take THOSE away.
By pervertedeeyore, on May 9, 2008 23:38:30
In the realm of nightmare Scientology parenting, why was Suri on the bottle the thing that upset you? John Travolta/Kelly Preston have condemned their son Jett to being buried alive because they refused to treat his autism (Psychology is bad?) -Jett will never have friends, a wife, a career, and never be able to tell his hopes and dreams - John Travolta and Kelly Preston should be in prison for grave injury to a child/child abuse.
By woodhorse, on May 10, 2008 04:17:14
It's not like Suri is even human, so what does it matter?
~Tizzle
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 04:35:51
Will staying on a bottle "too long" actually psychologically *damage* you? I can't see that being a serious issue, and when most kids see other kids doing something more "grown up" (ie drinking out of a normal cup) they usually want to do it too.
And from reading some of the comments about that crazy scientology shit, how has this "religion" NOT been banned in some form yet? Yeah whatever "freedom of religion", this is cultist shit.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 09:01:39
Nanu Nanu Suri....Your poppa is going to raise you to be the queen idol of a mentally ill band of Star Trek wannabes.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 09:31:39
I don't like how pithy articles and stories such as these take attention away from the real issue, which, of course, is the fact that Tom Cruise is a flaming, 5 foot two inch schlong-riding queer.
By J, on May 10, 2008 10:15:51
^^He's had *something* done. He looks a lot more like his teeth-gritting persona of the late 90's, before he met AMAZING KATIE HOLMES! I mean "Kate".
The hair plug maneuver certainly helped, but yes, he is looking more "chiseled", if a 5'6" mesomorph can said to look that way. One generally looks more chiseled in the face after weight loss, and gay homosexual Tom gay gay Cruise gay is his usual slightly paunchy self. I'm not saying he's fat. He's not. But he's a mesomorph, and he surely will be fat when he's older, especially if he doesn't put down that wheat paste beverage they all drink. (That crap in Suri's bottle looks horrible, whatever it is. I'm pretty sure it's gruel-based.)
But yeah. There's Something About Tom. (Hmm, I wonder if his hair is up like that because he followed Cameron Diaz's lead...)
By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 10, 2008 11:17:19
Scientologists aren't "allowed" to tell their kids, "NO," so I'm assuming that it will be up to Suri as to when she's done drinking out of a bottle.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2008 12:47:08
ugh...Suri is so cute
By anonymous, on May 11, 2008 01:09:37
Is Suri the reincarnated dalai lama? oh wait wrong religion.
By jc, on May 11, 2008 09:17:43
Her bangs are covering a birthmark.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2008 18:19:36
Eugh. I don't know shit about kids and bottles, but even though Suri is super cute, she has the looks of a brat in the making.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 03:37:06
HELL I AM 45 AND STILL HAVE A BOTTLE CEPT IT HAS BEER IN IT I BET THAT KIDS DOES TOO
By MADMIKE, on May 12, 2008 07:51:20
ugly make up, ugly shoes, ugly dress, ugly hair....
By Sabrinna, on May 12, 2008 09:25:58
I'm sure by now Suri has figured out that her dad is a total fucktard so she probably needs a couple of Jack and milks to get her through the day.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2008 10:41:25
WHO CARES??
katies fashion mockery, tom being a moronic control freak, wars in iraq, global warming, all of these things are far more important points of discussion than whether or not a katie clone needs a bottle or sippiecup.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 08:36:36
yet breastfeeding is most beneficial if you breastfeed until age two.
Mothers milk changes in the second year and offers other ingredients that protect developing infants as they grow. If she were drinking breastmilk, preferably her mother's, she would be doing the best thing for her child. This is a medical certainty.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 17:30:57
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