Taylor Swift is Wet

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  1. The ass-bag playing the guitar at 2:30 is the very definition of douchebag.

    Seriously, who, other than douchebags, wear their hair like that? Is that like a beacon of brotherhood to others in the bag community?

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:08:55

  2. 1. is this not proof of playback? wouldn't she get electrocuted?

    2. her voice and that song are unremarkable at best.

    3. country music always sucks a big fat dick no matter how they try to spice it up.

    4. why the hell is she stomping around like that? it was very lacking in grace and it made her look like sally clodhopper.

    thank you.

    By galley, on May 19, 2008 10:23:15

  3. meh.

    meh. Meh. Meh! Meh!!! mehhh!!!! MEH!
    MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH!!!!!!!!!
    MEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mehmehmehmehmehmehmeh!!! meh MEH meh MEh!!!

    MEH!
    MEH!
    MEH!

    meh.

    By The Meh Monster, on May 19, 2008 10:28:19

  4. Todd, is this girl even legal?

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:28:56

  5. ram am alango

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:33:26

  6. um Kelly clarkson already did this back in the day on a music awards show.. no originality thats whats wrong with these people nowadays.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:54:38

  7. Her performance sucked on SO MANY levels:

    1. Her voice sounds awful. She can't hold a note. She's nothing more than the country version of Avril Lavigne. Fucking awful.

    2. The song was lame as shit. Who wrote this a second grader?

    3. She moves like an epileptic. She has no rhthym whatsover and can't dance.

    4. Her entire stage routine involves her stomping around with her legs spread 5 miles apart. Close your legs, you dumb whore!!

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:57:45

  8. 10:28, I was wondering the same thing. Isn't looking at Taylor with lustful thoughts akin to pedophilia? If she is legal, she doesn't look like it.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:05:03

  9. "Isn't looking at Taylor with lustful thoughts akin to pedophilia?"

    No. Here, let me clear it up for you. Looking at a 6-year-old boy with lustful thoughts is akin to pedophilia. Looking at a 16/17-year-old girl with lustful thoughts is called human fucking nature.

    Hope this helps.

    By J-Bird, on May 19, 2008 11:15:41

  10. Man, that's some stupid shit.

    Next she should sing underwater while drinking a glass of water, with a dummy on her lap.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:19:48

  11. "Isn't looking at Taylor with lustful thoughts akin to pedophilia?"

    No. Here, let me clear it up for you. Looking at a 6-year-old boy with lustful thoughts is akin to pedophilia. Looking at a 16/17-year-old girl with lustful thoughts is called human fucking nature.

    Hope this helps.

    By J-Bird, on May 19, 2008 11:15:41
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    Exactly, especially when that 16/17 year old girl is doing everything she can to look like she's older and when she is trying to be provocative. Straight, red-blooded men are not wrong to react to that.

    By Athina, on May 19, 2008 11:30:11

  12. First, her song is just that Daniel Powter song with different lyrics sung much worse.

    Second, who the fuck cares? That girl is so fucking hot as long as she's dancing around wet she could sound like a cat being strangled and I'd watch.

    By thebig28, on May 19, 2008 11:30:15

  13. Taylor Swift looks 12. That - despite what you think, J-Bird - would be pedophilia, as well.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:32:50

  14. Stop. Just stop. She does not look 12. You can not reasonably look at photos of this girl and tell me she looks 12.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:40:04

  15. She's nothing great. But she IS 18. But who the fuck cares because she's as exciting as a bag of rocks.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:40:15

  16. She was born December 13, 1989. That means she's 18 years old. Calm down!

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 11:44:33

  17. This wasn't her best song by far but she's been a song writer since she was 14 and I did see her open for Brad Paisley, she was really good. This song wasn't awesome but usually she's much better.

    By Hope, on May 19, 2008 11:56:41

  18. She shoulda wore white.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:12:55

  19. Second, who the fuck cares? That girl is so fucking hot as long as she's dancing around wet she could sound like a cat being strangled and I'd watch.

    By thebig28, on May 19, 2008 11:30:15


    maybe she's got a nice body under that dress; i dont know cuz i dont know who the fuck she is, but she is hideously ugly and she DOES sound like a cat being strangled

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 12:19:24

  20. Anon 12:19,

    Well I'm glad we agree about one thing. But seriously, this does nothing for you: http://countrystarsonline.com/images/artists/2006/TaylorSwift_350.jpg

    By thebig28, on May 19, 2008 12:58:45

  21. ^^no, it does nothing for me, but i can sorta see maybe how it does for others.....sorta

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:19:09

  22. She's hot? She looks like she's 14 and she's inbred. And she can't sing. Other than that, she's hot, sure.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:19:17

  23. Better than Scarlett, thats for sure.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 14:33:32

  24. this impossibly shitty performance gives me acid flashbacks of Avril. excuse me while i go take a handful of seconal to blot out the memory.

    By SweetJesusWTFwas THAT?, on May 19, 2008 14:44:00

  25. im hard!

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 15:15:06

  26. For those of you finding out that the videos have been pulled from YouTube, it's still on Google Video Personally for me it seemed like an reinactment of the prom scene from Carrie - only with really bad singing. I'll give the girl props for not lip synching, but she constantly tries to belt out songs with a voice too soft for it.

    By TrayC, on May 19, 2008 17:46:51

  27. That's what it is, I was trying to figure out what was wrong. She has a very soft voice and she's trying to be like, Whitney Houston. She sounds fine when she sings softly but Jesus H. Christ when she tries to "belt", she sucks monkey balls.

    By Alicia, on May 19, 2008 20:18:38

  28. Who the hell is she, is she one of those idol chicks? she looks like Carrie Underwood.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 21:43:55

  29. her eyes look super inbred; she can't sing at ALL; the water is not hot because she's built like a 2x4 piece of plywood

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 22:19:46

  30. hahaha how many sssholes here hating on a girl they don't even know , she is so much better then any of you in looks and talent so be jelous and cry yourselfs to sleep she makes more money then you do and she travels all over the world something you will never do ,and the show was GREAT so much better then any other music award show the oher shows all they have is rap shit and hip hop shit guess you people with no taste like that garbage

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 00:04:28

  31. Wow, she pretty much sucks.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 05:14:00

  32. 00:04:28 - Nice parody of a typical 14-year-old American retard.

    Whenever you see someone using the phrase "hating on", you can dismiss the rest of the dialogue as the ramblings of a low-class moron.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 09:05:56

  33. There is nothing hot about that performance. That girl is ugly as sin, and that song is stupid as hell. Wtf did I just see.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 09:43:00

  34. 00:04:28 - Nice parody of a typical 14-year-old American retard.

    Whenever you see someone using the phrase "hating on", you can dismiss the rest of the dialogue as the ramblings of a low-class moron.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 09:05:56

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    Thats your comeback lol guess your little mind does not work what to many big words for you aawww
    to bad little kid just go and watch those rappers with their pants down their ass with no talent just like you useless bunch so sad for you

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 10:36:44

  35. She's about 5'10". Anyone looking at her in person would think she were legal simply because tall girls look older.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 12:49:51

  36. The sounds for that on stage shower scene Of Course WAS Prerecorded! All of you are so distracted by how she looks wet to realize what the sound of a thousand drops of water sound like hitting a microphone pickup! Remember the last time you were talking to someone in the rain on your cell phone? Every nuance of your voice was heard, just like in a recording studio?

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 14:35:29

  37. Boring, I had to skip it til the end when they dump water on her and still it wasn't as exciting as I hoped it'll be.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 15:19:22

  38. did nothing for me.

    By the one and only Florida girl, on May 20, 2008 16:19:50

  39. IN THE POOPER!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2008 22:35:03

  40. i read all this with a grain of salt, ready to chalk the naysayers up as exactly that, but wow, she really CAN'T sing; she's flat as hell. and she really DOES look and sound like avril. and despite her attempts, she doesn't have any sex appeal at all. pretty does not always equal hot, and this is one of those cases.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 00:08:12

  41. Cute girl but definetly looks like white trash. Inbred white trash that eats possum for dinner.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2008 08:56:30

  42. Is it just me or this Taylor Swift girl SUCK ASS.
    What is this, the karaoke bar?
    No voice, I can't believe she lasted in American Idol.

    By Maia, on May 26, 2008 12:27:04

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