Egads, my precious flower appears even more radiant whilst donning her Violet gown. The parapsychologists say that those with a violet aura are practitioners of magic. That is but the only explanation for the spell she has cast upon me!
Just as the ancient Byzantinian empresses gave birth in the Purple Chambers, I shall remove this purple dress and plunge my throbbing manhood into her moist chamber of ecstasy.
Ann hatahway looks so bony not good at all Lilo looks good or is that photoshop but DAMN no photoshop can helt THE UGLIEST BITCH in New York Sarah Jessica Parker she is just nasty with man hands
sarah jp looked like a child next to the shehulk jennifer hudson. maybe jenn shouldn't have worn such tall shoes to dwarf her poor copresenter. and the dress wasn't that great, just accentuated her midsection.
I feel like I'm too old to watch MTV and I'm only 19. Their target audience seems to get younger and younger every year.
Sarah Jessica's body is AMAZING. Obviously SHE takes advantage of having a personal trainer at her dispossal. I think Jenn Hudson looks nice too, though maybe the heels weren't a good choice. All the other ladies look good except for Rumer Willis but I won't hold that against her since she can't get her chin shaved down or anything.
I don't care how bad MTV MA's were, they could not have been nearly as bad as "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Cubic Zirconia Skull." Lucas and Spielberg should be ASHAMED.
hmmm...so this is the restaurant that Ashley recommended...let's take a look at the menu...hey...wtf?...don't they have anything on the menu except "Celebrity Ass Licking"???
Rumer Willis *can* get her chin shaved. J.Lo did it, Simpson the Younger did it. I don't know what that trustfug kid is waiting for. She apparently hasn't realized yet just how not-camera-ready her face is. Nice wig. Disguises her hideous jaw wonderfully.
I also agree with Above: Liv Tyler--MEH. She has some pretty features, and seems like a genuinely nice person, but her face is shaped like a canned ham, and her body is all weird and out of proportion. Merely an attractive girl, blessed with famous parents, who can't act. She can't dress herself, either, and seems to have no idea whatsoever what hairstyle would flatter her, even after all the calamities of the past. I want to take her under my wing and give her a makeover! I won't charge much...
It's not that Rumer is ugly, it's that she really looks like some kind of an alien. Half human and half something else. Seriously, stare at her picture for a while. Looks like that alien they caught on videotape in Denver.
Tila is so fucking weird looking. She looks like a tranny alien with her big ass head and her alienesque/insecty eyes. Mtv music/movie award shows suck bad. I caught a glimpse of Mike myers doing some crappy joke and it was pathetic. However, Megan Fox was there looking pretty damn bangable.
thebig28 - thank you! That skull in IJ was ridiculously fake-looking, but it did eclipse Harrison Ford's obviously not being in form to be able to do ANY stunts. Me thinks Spielberg has a thing for aliens! He should have put Tom Cruise in that movie! (as the part of the alien come to life)
I find celebs and their ridiculous behavior much more entertaining than their so called art. They have all become circus freaks, who needs movies anymore it's all just propaganda at this point.
I find celebs and their ridiculous behavior much more entertaining than their so called art. They have all become circus freaks, who needs movies anymore it's all just propaganda at this point.
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Leave Your CommentGuess which presenter ate the most popcorn (and didn't pay)?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 09:50:40
Egads, my precious flower appears even more radiant whilst donning her Violet gown. The parapsychologists say that those with a violet aura are practitioners of magic. That is but the only explanation for the spell she has cast upon me!
Just as the ancient Byzantinian empresses gave birth in the Purple Chambers, I shall remove this purple dress and plunge my throbbing manhood into her moist chamber of ecstasy.
By Worshipper of the Cinnamon Goddess, on June 2, 2008 09:54:03
Has Johnny Depp aged at all?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 09:54:48
They all look liberal to me so my patellar tendon tells me I should hate them.
By I Do Whatever Rush Says, on June 2, 2008 10:01:32
Sarah J looks bangable.
By Toe, on June 2, 2008 10:01:58
WHY was Jennifer Hudson in SATC? To ruin it?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 10:06:10
"WHY was Jennifer Hudson in SATC?"
The studio needed ballast?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 10:08:06
Lindsay is teh whoreness.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 10:20:41
"WHY was Jennifer Hudson in SATC?"
Originally the script title was "The Horse and The Elephant"
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 10:22:39
No one told me Mike Myers would be appearing as Fat Bastard.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 10:24:46
Ann hatahway looks so bony not good at all
Lilo looks good or is that photoshop
but DAMN no photoshop can helt THE UGLIEST BITCH in New York Sarah Jessica Parker she is just nasty with man hands
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 10:28:37
seth rogen = not funny
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 10:33:33
sarah jp looked like a child next to the shehulk jennifer hudson. maybe jenn shouldn't have worn such tall shoes to dwarf her poor copresenter. and the dress wasn't that great, just accentuated her midsection.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 10:50:01
wtf is sarah jp doing there?
didn't they put her down after the kentucky derby?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 10:53:26
And potato-head Rumer Willis is there because... ?
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on June 2, 2008 10:57:09
"maybe jenn shouldn't have worn such tall shoes to dwarf her poor copresenter. and the dress wasn't that great, just accentuated her midsection."
or...maybe just stop eating 5,000 calories a day?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 11:10:39
Don't most equine veterinarians suggest some downtime for even the most hardened of work horses??
Someone give Sarah Jessica Trotter some oats and a good brushing already...
By joejoe, on June 2, 2008 11:26:37
man i love seth rogen and james franco. i love that the whole thing was shot 43657439 miles away from the stage.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:04:10
I feel like I'm too old to watch MTV and I'm only 19. Their target audience seems to get younger and younger every year.
Sarah Jessica's body is AMAZING. Obviously SHE takes advantage of having a personal trainer at her dispossal. I think Jenn Hudson looks nice too, though maybe the heels weren't a good choice. All the other ladies look good except for Rumer Willis but I won't hold that against her since she can't get her chin shaved down or anything.
By Ashley, on June 2, 2008 12:19:04
Is it just me or does Liv Tyler have a Gillian Anderson hotness about her here?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:38:17
seth rogan is a bloated piece of shit
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:45:49
I don't care how bad MTV MA's were, they could not have been nearly as bad as "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Cubic Zirconia Skull." Lucas and Spielberg should be ASHAMED.
By thebig28, on June 2, 2008 12:47:58
hmmm...so this is the restaurant that Ashley recommended...let's take a look at the menu...hey...wtf?...don't they have anything on the menu except "Celebrity Ass Licking"???
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:51:50
12:51:50, that's pretty hilarious. Untrue, but hilarious.
By Ashley, on June 2, 2008 13:02:01
Maybe it's just because she's standing next to that Willis whore, but Liv Tyler has never looked so hot.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:56:10
Liv Tyler = vastly overrated. If her dad wasn't who he was she'd be just another semi-attractive chick in a cubicle.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:18:23
Rumer Willis *can* get her chin shaved. J.Lo did it, Simpson the Younger did it. I don't know what that trustfug kid is waiting for. She apparently hasn't realized yet just how not-camera-ready her face is. Nice wig. Disguises her hideous jaw wonderfully.
I also agree with Above: Liv Tyler--MEH. She has some pretty features, and seems like a genuinely nice person, but her face is shaped like a canned ham, and her body is all weird and out of proportion. Merely an attractive girl, blessed with famous parents, who can't act. She can't dress herself, either, and seems to have no idea whatsoever what hairstyle would flatter her, even after all the calamities of the past. I want to take her under my wing and give her a makeover! I won't charge much...
By Little Miss Sunshine, on June 2, 2008 15:10:56
It's not that Rumer is ugly, it's that she really looks like some kind of an alien. Half human and half something else. Seriously, stare at her picture for a while. Looks like that alien they caught on videotape in Denver.
By Mrs Bruce R Willis, on June 2, 2008 15:12:20
Tila is so fucking weird looking. She looks like a tranny alien with her big ass head and her alienesque/insecty eyes. Mtv music/movie award shows suck bad. I caught a glimpse of Mike myers doing some crappy joke and it was pathetic. However, Megan Fox was there looking pretty damn bangable.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 17:00:42
thebig28 - thank you! That skull in IJ was ridiculously fake-looking, but it did eclipse Harrison Ford's obviously not being in form to be able to do ANY stunts. Me thinks Spielberg has a thing for aliens! He should have put Tom Cruise in that movie! (as the part of the alien come to life)
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 18:48:47
rumer willis looks like beavis
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 21:03:04
Beavis.... bahahahahahaha
By VeeDub, on June 3, 2008 15:34:26
I find celebs and their ridiculous behavior much more entertaining than their so called art. They have all become circus freaks, who needs movies anymore it's all just propaganda at this point.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 16:32:05
I find celebs and their ridiculous behavior much more entertaining than their so called art. They have all become circus freaks, who needs movies anymore it's all just propaganda at this point.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 17:02:33
seth rogan is a fat piggy piece of shit,
i'm ashamed to even know the cunx name.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 07:55:28
Rumer's chin is just begging for a violin.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:17:30
Johnny Depp is God. Can he BE any cooler?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:11:13
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