Such a shame. I always thought that what's his name, you know, the kinda big fat guy with the shit eating grin, the one who knows Matt Damon, and that chick, I forget her name, you know, the mannish one on that TV show that was good for part of a season a long time ago, anyway, I thought they were good together.
I have yet to see a picture where he doesn't look miserable with her. He doesn't seem like the marrying kind. I think he was trying to repair his image after Bennifer and ended up getting swept up in "family" life.
I am beyond offended at the gay bashing in this post. I am not gay nut have several close friends that are. Only a moron would post such a thing about gay individuals being liars. Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black considering you are a gossip collumnist??? In 2008 its sad this kind of ingnorance is allowed in society.
Jennifer Garner is one of those chicks who just use men for sperm. As soon as she had that kid, she went from Elektra in leather to a nerdy horseface in sweats, not even trying to be presentable let alone hot.
I never bought the whole marriage in the 1st place. Gay rumors have followed Affleck for years and his marriage to Jen Garner hasn't convinced me that he isn't gay. I'm not in the least surprised that it's not working out. Unfortunately, this means if they do split up, there will be double the papparazi pics of that god ugly Violet concoction they call a child floating around!!
I've lived in Southie for 10 years and I have no comment. Although Ben Affleck isn't my favorite actor (not sure I have one), he doesn't bother me as he seems to bother you guys. So there. There's my $.02. Happy?
Bullshit. Leave them alone. They're doing a good job of not being Hollywood tools and staying out of the limelight and raising their kid. They haven't whored out their kid to the tabloids and they seem down to earth.
The way that cute little girl seems so genuinely happy and well-adjusted melts my cold, black heart. I despise celebs, but I will make an exception for these two.
I think Violet is a cutie in a pippy long stocking kind of way like someone else already said. I think she may grow into being prettier. I just watched Juno last night and personally I do think Jen Garner is pretty even if she's turned into looking like a soccer mom. She has a great body, cute dimples and beautiful smile. That is why I wouldn't blame her for leaving Ben. I think she can do WAY better. Ben Affleck hasn't been hot since armagedon.
Maybe I'm missing something, but I think Violet is adorable in a non-Pippy Longstocking way (although I can't really remember remember what she looked like beyond her possessed pigtails and I'm too lazy to google it).
At least she looks like her mama, cute dimples and all, as oppossed to her fugly, boring ass dad.
Bullshit. Leave them alone. They're doing a good job of not being Hollywood tools and staying out of the limelight and raising their kid. They haven't whored out their kid to the tabloids and they seem down to earth. ---------------------------------------------------------- Are you for real? No one has whored out their kid more than Jennifer Garner, except Angelina Jolie. She has practically made a new career out of it. Everyday there are new pictures of her and the kid doing errands or playing. If she didn't want to be photographed she wouldn't be.
It seems to me that Jen Garner is being a good mom, taking her kid with her shopping, taking her to the playground, etc.. Isn't that what moms do? Are they supposed to sit in there house all day?
Violet looks like a cute kid. Not like a little alien doll like Suri Cruise or a mom's-trying-too-hard fashion plate like that Kingston boy. Just a regular old cute kid.
Ben Affleck is less offensive to me than any other point in his career, probably because we aren't seeing very much of him.
Are you for real? No one has whored out their kid more than Jennifer Garner, except Angelina Jolie. She has practically made a new career out of it. Everyday there are new pictures of her and the kid doing errands or playing. If she didn't want to be photographed she wouldn't be.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 18:30:40 ---------------------------------------- HA! no, not running errands and playing! wow, she really DOES do all kinds of crazy things JUST to get her kid photographed! hahaha
Jennifer is doing a great Job with he daughter. I have never seen a child smile so much in face of the strange men with camera's.Dresses her normal and I think truly see's her as her own little person not something she owns
Jennifer is doing a great Job with her daughter. I have never seen a child smile so much in face of the strange men with camera's.Dresses her normal and I think truly see's her as her own little person not something she owns
ROTF @ gays are liars. Why, just today at the pool one told me that my cowboy boots weren't meant to be worn with swimming trunks. Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, buddy.
with that being said, Ben is looking like he's ready to go Scott Peterson on his wife. Jen better watch her back and sell the boat.
That kid is so fucking ugly...looks just like it's man-faced mother. Garner is one of the ugliest women alive, what with those jug-handle ears, that caveman brow, those icky mannish cheeks, those leech lips, that nasty pale skin, that boring brown hair, those squinty little rat eyes....hell, EVERYTHING about her is ugly. And that kid has all those unfortunate features, except even MORE pronounced than it's mother! Why was this woman allowed to breed? It's always the ugliest women who have kids, and the kids ALWAYS end up looking like them...ALWAYS. I hope Ben and Jen are saving up for the massive amount of plastic surgery that little gremlin will need in 15 years. Poor, ugly little monster. But the worst part is that you know it'll have a kid that looks just like it in 20 or so years...THE CYCLE MUST BE STOPPED!
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By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 09:31:50
Their genes didn't mix together very well did they?
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 09:33:27
whats up with Bens man-boobs?!?! thats disappointing!
By Lilli, on June 25, 2008 09:34:51
that child is unfortunate looking. JG is white toast.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 09:34:57
Such a shame. I always thought that what's his name, you know, the kinda big fat guy with the shit eating grin, the one who knows Matt Damon, and that chick, I forget her name, you know, the mannish one on that TV show that was good for part of a season a long time ago, anyway, I thought they were good together.
By drunk guy next to you on the plane, on June 25, 2008 09:39:14
Aw come on, the kid is cute in a Pippy Longstocking kind of way.
By Staci, on June 25, 2008 10:07:02
Affleck is GAY. OMIGOD why do they still bother with the fake marriages?
By gay, on June 25, 2008 10:47:37
I hope this isn't true!!!
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 10:47:47
I guess she woke up and realized she is married to a no-talent hack d-bag
By P, on June 25, 2008 11:07:54
Where are the people from "Southie" Boston who worship Affleck and Damon to give their 2 cents on this?
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 11:10:23
I have yet to see a picture where he doesn't look miserable with her. He doesn't seem like the marrying kind. I think he was trying to repair his image after Bennifer and ended up getting swept up in "family" life.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 11:20:44
I am beyond offended at the gay bashing in this post. I am not gay nut have several close friends that are. Only a moron would post such a thing about gay individuals being liars. Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black considering you are a gossip collumnist??? In 2008 its sad this kind of ingnorance is allowed in society.
By tiff, on June 25, 2008 11:23:59
^ You're an idiot. Get a sense of humor and then come back and read it again so you can get the joke.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 11:31:04
titt, I mean, tiff, is too busy having a hissy fit to get the joke...
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 11:43:45
I take everything Ted says with a grain of salt. He's been known to make sh!t up.
By Albatross, on June 25, 2008 12:13:38
Jennifer Garner is one of those chicks who just use men for sperm. As soon as she had that kid, she went from Elektra in leather to a nerdy horseface in sweats, not even trying to be presentable let alone hot.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:35:25
Michael Vartan dodged a bullet which BA took right in the face. Buwahahahahaha...
By pahk yeh cahh in hahvad yahd, on June 25, 2008 12:42:13
Affleck dodged a big ass bullet when he dumped Jennifer Lopez though. At least he did one thing right.
By southie mic who loves his lickah, on June 25, 2008 12:47:45
Assfleck is a turd. He thinks he is such a hot shit when he can barely act his way out of a paper bag.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:49:10
Nice cans on Affleck
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 13:10:17
LOL at 12:42, you are exactly right.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 13:14:29
I never bought the whole marriage in the 1st place. Gay rumors have followed Affleck for years and his marriage to Jen Garner hasn't convinced me that he isn't gay. I'm not in the least surprised that it's not working out. Unfortunately, this means if they do split up, there will be double the papparazi pics of that god ugly Violet concoction they call a child floating around!!
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 13:41:23
I've lived in Southie for 10 years and I have no comment. Although Ben Affleck isn't my favorite actor (not sure I have one), he doesn't bother me as he seems to bother you guys. So there. There's my $.02. Happy?
By Kate, on June 25, 2008 13:45:51
he so looks like he wanna stab that bitch in the back
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 14:02:44
Bullshit. Leave them alone. They're doing a good job of not being Hollywood tools and staying out of the limelight and raising their kid. They haven't whored out their kid to the tabloids and they seem down to earth.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 14:07:02
The way that cute little girl seems so genuinely happy and well-adjusted melts my cold, black heart. I despise celebs, but I will make an exception for these two.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 14:09:22
I think Violet is a cutie in a pippy long stocking kind of way like someone else already said. I think she may grow into being prettier. I just watched Juno last night and personally I do think Jen Garner is pretty even if she's turned into looking like a soccer mom. She has a great body, cute dimples and beautiful smile. That is why I wouldn't blame her for leaving Ben. I think she can do WAY better. Ben Affleck hasn't been hot since armagedon.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 14:38:44
tiff - not gay, but your best friends are and you feel personally insulted by gay comments?
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 16:12:15
To have is not always as great as it seemed to want.....
By markeeoo, on June 25, 2008 16:43:08
Maybe I'm missing something, but I think Violet is adorable in a non-Pippy Longstocking way (although I can't really remember remember what she looked like beyond her possessed pigtails and I'm too lazy to google it).
At least she looks like her mama, cute dimples and all, as oppossed to her fugly, boring ass dad.
By Chantelle, on June 25, 2008 16:47:55
Ben Affleck's tits look like Miranda Kerr's.
By Victoria's Secret, on June 25, 2008 17:57:12
Bullshit. Leave them alone. They're doing a good job of not being Hollywood tools and staying out of the limelight and raising their kid. They haven't whored out their kid to the tabloids and they seem down to earth.
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Are you for real? No one has whored out their kid more than Jennifer Garner, except Angelina Jolie. She has practically made a new career out of it. Everyday there are new pictures of her and the kid doing errands or playing. If she didn't want to be photographed she wouldn't be.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 18:30:40
They're probably not getting divorced. Ben Affleck looks bad because his Boston butt pirate boyfriend has a better career than him.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 18:33:27
It seems to me that Jen Garner is being a good mom, taking her kid with her shopping, taking her to the playground, etc.. Isn't that what moms do? Are they supposed to sit in there house all day?
Violet looks like a cute kid. Not like a little alien doll like Suri Cruise or a mom's-trying-too-hard fashion plate like that Kingston boy. Just a regular old cute kid.
Ben Affleck is less offensive to me than any other point in his career, probably because we aren't seeing very much of him.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 20:15:06
"their" not "there"..blech
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 20:27:22
That little girl is just precious. I'm not crazy about Affleck but I hope they make it. Their daughter seems like such a happy child.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 20:56:43
Are you for real? No one has whored out their kid more than Jennifer Garner, except Angelina Jolie. She has practically made a new career out of it. Everyday there are new pictures of her and the kid doing errands or playing. If she didn't want to be photographed she wouldn't be.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 18:30:40
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HA! no, not running errands and playing! wow, she really DOES do all kinds of crazy things JUST to get her kid photographed!
hahaha
i like this couple. i hope this isn't true.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 23:52:51
When you mate with a horse, you're going to have a horse-faced kid.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 04:26:09
Whether true or not, it's only a matter of time before Jennifer comes to her senses and sees that Aflek is a major A-hole. Boycott his crappy movies!
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 06:55:07
Jennifer is doing a great Job with he daughter. I have never seen a child smile so much in face of the strange men with camera's.Dresses her normal and I think truly see's her as her own little person not something she owns
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 14:38:55
Jennifer is doing a great Job with her daughter. I have never seen a child smile so much in face of the strange men with camera's.Dresses her normal and I think truly see's her as her own little person not something she owns
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 14:39:09
^^^^^ exactly
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 19:43:27
ROTF @ gays are liars. Why, just today at the pool one told me that my cowboy boots weren't meant to be worn with swimming trunks. Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, buddy.
with that being said, Ben is looking like he's ready to go Scott Peterson on his wife. Jen better watch her back and sell the boat.
By NubianGoddez, on June 26, 2008 20:25:50
That kid is so fucking ugly...looks just like it's man-faced mother. Garner is one of the ugliest women alive, what with those jug-handle ears, that caveman brow, those icky mannish cheeks, those leech lips, that nasty pale skin, that boring brown hair, those squinty little rat eyes....hell, EVERYTHING about her is ugly. And that kid has all those unfortunate features, except even MORE pronounced than it's mother! Why was this woman allowed to breed? It's always the ugliest women who have kids, and the kids ALWAYS end up looking like them...ALWAYS. I hope Ben and Jen are saving up for the massive amount of plastic surgery that little gremlin will need in 15 years. Poor, ugly little monster. But the worst part is that you know it'll have a kid that looks just like it in 20 or so years...THE CYCLE MUST BE STOPPED!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 17:32:29
Ben always looks miserable. He should be thankful he has a loving wife who cares about their child instead of that attention whore lopez.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 19:08:11
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