Britney Spears Hairy Buttcrack Upskirt

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  1. HOLY COCK MY DICK WILL BE FOREVER LIMP.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 11:53:53

  2. Nice beard.... Ugh...

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 11:57:06

  3. You need to tuck that shit ALL THE WAY IN Brit.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:00:29

  4. God. Put a camera up a lot of women's asses and you'd fine they forgot to shave that morning too. I'm not trying to defend her here - I just think this is a little silly.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:01:59

  5. *throws up in mouth a little*
    *considers deleting IDLYITW from bookmarks*

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:03:19

  6. Britney, your short fat stumpy legs aren't pretty, and you're not 17 years old anymore. Put on some pants and grow up.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:03:25

  7. ow ow

    what a sexy bitch

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:06:26

  8. I'm afraid nobody is pretty with a camera shoved up their ass. I'll bet every last person reading this has asshole hair. Reach around now, have a feel.

    That said, she's looking pretty rough for being in her mid 20's and having the amount of money she does.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:10:24

  9. Did she forget her pants? That looks like a shirt.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:10:37

  10. ewwwwww, nasty bitch and lol @ the hairy bitch defending britt

    By ladyguitarstar, on June 30, 2008 12:10:39

  11. I'll bet every last person reading this has asshole hair. Reach around now, have a feel.

    I shave down there, so I never let it grow there. Waxing is bad for your skin, so you shouldn't ever wax, plus it's gross to let hair grow long like like that so you can wax. When I reach around I might get stubble sometimes if it's been days since I shaved, but my ass never looks like Britney's. I take pride in my appearance.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:15:23

  12. Y'all are being harsh. Let's be more positive. For example, she's wearing a bra! You can tell since you can see the white straps slopped out of her black dress. And lipstick! She is definitely wearing some lipstick. Her hair looks like it was washed at least yesterday, so that's an improvement. Y'all are haters focusing on her hairy ass like that.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:15:26

  13. You "guys" who are grossed out by hair must be stupid! Human beings have hair...duh! Get over it.

    By real man, on June 30, 2008 12:16:58

  14. Her ass got weave too!

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:17:07

  15. Britney's back! Look how beautiful she is and she's got her sexy body back! It's Britney, bitch!

    By IluvuBritBrit4eva, on June 30, 2008 12:19:01

  16. Yuck, that's hideous. Britney is so nasty and skanky these days. Hell, she could probably give Winehouse some lessons.

    By Tom, on June 30, 2008 12:19:16

  17. OK, where are all the hairy-snatched girls who take issue and throw the "pedophile" card whenever we complain about excessive hair? Yeah...I have a feeling they'll stay out of this one.

    By the way, I'd still eat Britney's ass like a porterhouse steak.

    By J-Bird, on June 30, 2008 12:19:32

  18. Hair is normal! The longer it is down there the more places there are for shit and piss to stick along with bacteria so you stink more! We need you to eat our pussies so you can lick all the stuff off that the toilet paper didn't clean.

    By Real Woman, on June 30, 2008 12:21:49

  19. If you're going to be photographed, and you know the camera's always up your ass, then get rid of the butt hair, for god's sake. Or wear a full set of drawers under your slut dress to hide your shit.

    If you have butthair, as one poster says we all do, then either get rid of it if someone is up in your business there, or don't show the world it. Please. There is no excuse for these photos existing.

    Just when Twitney can't get any grosser, she outdoes herself.

    By SWF, on June 30, 2008 12:24:44

  20. Clearly "real woman" is a man. By the way why don't you guys start shaving all your hair?

    By shaved balls, on June 30, 2008 12:26:15

  21. Think about this:

    If our bodies were different and we urinated and defecated out of the top of our heads would you let your hair grow long or would you shave it? Would you wash your hair every time you went to the bathroom? If you're not washing your crotch after every time you go to the bathroom and you have a noticeable amount of hair between your legs then you can't really believe having a lot of hair in that area is sanitary ---- and you know lazy Britney isn't a good wiper.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:27:26

  22. actually, doctors say it's better not to shave the crotch or butt hair because it is a natural defense against bacteria. women who always shave their crotch or butt hair get more yeast infections/fungal infections and other nasty things happening in their private region.

    appreciate your body hair! it's there for a reason and it's beautiful!

    i look at my butt hair and feel proud that i have never had a yeast infection.

    also, WTF are people taking these pictures?? makes me glad i'm not a celebrity.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:31:37

  23. not defending but - that photog is fucking sick! if you put a camera literally UP someones ass like that, that is the type of pic you will get.. and i see a dark shadow, but really i dont see hair... regardless of if she has it or not, that photog is an asshole for even having the camera there...

    By perverted photog, on June 30, 2008 12:32:34

  24. They make really sexy looking "boy short" style underwear for dresses that short. A thong is very inappropriate.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:33:40

  25. Re: 12:31:37

    All the hair there actually breeds more bacteria, so it depends on what doctor you talk to, and you just gave people more reasons not to have oral sex with women. Yeast infections, etc. are preventable with a healthy diet. Most yogurt is rich in lactobacillus cultures so eating that every day prevents yeast infections. A healthy diet is always the best thing for you, not an asshole full of hair. :-D

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:42:50

  26. This is wrong

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:46:43

  27. Did a female just actually type "i look at my butt hair and feel proud"?! Honestly, what the fuck is this world coming to?

    By J-Bird, on June 30, 2008 12:48:26

  28. I have never gotten this shaving all the hair off your vagina thing. Isn't growing up having hair on your body being an adult?

    By lkl, on June 30, 2008 12:48:45

  29. From the front, the dress looks to be a decent length. Much longer than a lot of the crappy stuff she wears. Someone please explain to me how they managed to get shots like that. Did she pull her dress up in the back? I have no idea. Whatever, now I want to throw away every dress in my teenager's closet.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:50:06

  30. My wife has some pubic hair and I like it better that way, but it's only on the top. The area around her clit and everywhere else is shaved. I don't like that fully shaved bald look everywhere though.

    By some married guy, on June 30, 2008 12:52:52

  31. I dunno, I think it looks dignified, like a wise bearded elder (not Britney herself, just the hairy wrinkled buttcrack).

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:55:26

  32. don't stick up for her, she made her hairy hole now she's got to lay in it! and for the other girls that are all waaah about it - shave your asses too!

    By thewillie, on June 30, 2008 12:56:34

  33. It's a steep set of stairs. Britney knows better. The best places for guys to get "upskirt" peeks is from the bottom of stairs and under bleachers. Remember the old joke about the book "Under the Grandstands" by Seymore Butts?

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:57:11

  34. If a girl's really hot I couldn't care less what her shaving habits are.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 13:00:12

  35. I don't think that's hair...but the wrinkled elephant skin is not much better.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 13:05:14

  36. If a girl's really hot I couldn't care less what her shaving habits are.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 13:00:12

    ==============================
    I agree, but Britney Spears hasn't been hot for a long time and this just made my dick even more limp for her.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 13:05:41

  37. Ahhhhh ! That picture could be used to break Gitmo inmates !

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 13:08:40

  38. I dunno, I think it looks dignified, like a wise bearded elder (not Britney herself, just the hairy wrinkled buttcrack).

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 12:55:26



    Brav - the fuck - o!! That was hilarious!!

    By JMR, on June 30, 2008 13:09:16

  39. JUST TOXIC

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 13:21:14

  40. brit is all like tell me how my ass taste. I can relate.

    By shaq's hairy butthole, on June 30, 2008 13:26:33

  41. Uh, there is a disturbingly large number of people defending her hairy butthole - or just hairy buttholes in general.

    What the hell is going on here? Hair around a woman's ass is never ever a good thing. NEVER!

    By hair is for nair, on June 30, 2008 13:34:47

  42. J-Bird you must be one of those guys who had an insane crush on Britney back when she was hot. That is my only reasoning for your comments.

    By idbanghertoo, on June 30, 2008 13:38:00

  43. What a shitty way to start the week.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 13:54:20

  44. Ew. I would never let myself go like that.

    By Vigilante's Anus, on June 30, 2008 14:01:47

  45. regarding the purpose of pubic and ass regional hair on women:

    ---it's there to trap and retain pheromones (glandular secretions that are sexually stimulating to the opposite sex)

    ---hair keeps dirt and germs from entering the vagina (in the same way eyebrows keep dirt and sweat out of the eyes)

    therefore, hairy women are less germy and more arousing to the olfactory glands!

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 14:06:00

  46. Damn, looking a little ashy back there too, I'm afraid to look!

    Three words: Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.

    By Bleh, on June 30, 2008 14:11:26

  47. the hair on the back of thighs is a no-no,hair on the ass cheeks is a no no ,a full bush and hair up the crak is NICE

    By JIMMY D, on June 30, 2008 14:11:40

  48. "hair keeps dirt and germs from entering the vagina (in the same way eyebrows keep dirt and sweat out of the eyes)

    therefore, hairy women are less germy and more arousing to the olfactory glands!

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 14:06:00
    "

    The hair traps it and collects it, so unless you wash it all the time all that shit is still there. That's why it's better if the hair isn't there.

    Do Kegel exercises so your vaginal muscles are tight and maintain a healthy balanced diet so your body acts as its own antibiotic.

    Nose, eyebrow, and eyelash hair are different though, so you're right in that respect.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 14:17:53

  49. Stupid ol' SLUTney didn't wax her ass & snatch; YUCK. This bitch is just nasty...

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 14:18:42

  50. I really don't care what a hot woman's bush looks like. I just want to get in it. Britney Spears is the opposite of hot now and I didn't want to see this.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 14:21:08

  51. Hopefully there will be a similar set of pictures tomorrow for Amy Winehouse.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 14:40:41

  52. I never let my girls ass-hair go wild!

    By PAPA JOE SIMPSON, on June 30, 2008 15:02:57

  53. If you're going to have this many high resolution professional cameras snapping pics, you should try to groom yourself better and be more careful. I think Britney must like all of this attention she gets.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 15:07:17

  54. Dear Sir I'll gladly go fill the water buckets and easy myself onto the waterboard if you will put those pics away.

    By Gitmo Detainee, on June 30, 2008 15:09:21

  55. Dear Sir, I'll tell the other Gitmo detainees that 15:09:21 is Jewish and/or Christian if you take these pics down.

    By Another Terrorist Gitmo Detainee, on June 30, 2008 15:24:43

  56. 2 words for ya' Britney:

    Lady Bic.


    And to the poster that said he/she was "proud" of their butt hair, gross. As a previous poster put it, body hair, no matter WHERE it is, traps more bacteria making you MORE prone to infection. I don't know if you've smelled a woman that doesn't do any landscaping below the Equator during that time of the month, but the odor would knock a vulture off a shit wagon. Why's that? Because all of the blood gets trapped in her pubes and sits there, festering up the most God-awful smell since Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator. It's nasty. It's unattractive. And it really serves no purpose than to anger men who just want to plant their tongues frimly in the honey pot without getting choked to death on Mother Nature's version of the Brillo pad. And I'm not saying you have to go full-blown kindergartener, but trim the hedges once in a while. Men will thank you.

    By Hairless Kitty, on June 30, 2008 15:37:04

  57. Let's count our blessings here. Brit is wearing a bra for once. She looks medicated and rested. Plus, her hair looks recently washed. Not bad for Britney. I mean, come on this is Britney Spears we are talking about. That she isn't braiding her ass hairs is pretty much a miracle wouldn't you say?

    By Willa Dodge, on June 30, 2008 16:09:29

  58. This pig can't even take care of herself, how is she going to care for her kids ? Just remember all you fans, this is your superstar, your idol do you really want to be like her ? A real great role model to look up to. Be proud.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 16:12:25

  59. Britney Spears would move back home to her mansion in the swamp or somewhere private if she didn't want those illegal immigrant paparazzi cameras in her asshole.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 18:00:16

  60. I wonder if there are any coco pebbles stuck up in there?

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 18:09:26

  61. FYI - Women have hair there. In fact, compared to the majority of women - that wasn't much at all. Granted, no one should wear a skirt that short, but she's prob just waiting for it to get long enough to wax. poor dumb girl.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 20:36:30

  62. Wots wrong with ass hair? Y'all don't see no dingleberries now, didja?

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 22:35:07

  63. If Britney doesn't want to shave, or is waiting for her hair to grow long enough to wax, that's her own problem. But she knows that paparazzi will be taking pictures under her skirt--it's only happened a bajillion times before. For God's sake, why hasn't she learned to just wear bikini or boy short underwear yet?

    By underwear is your friend, on June 30, 2008 22:38:03

  64. She should have worn panties, or...maybe the papz should have spared us this shot of asshole hair. Either way, totally preventable!

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 23:24:20

  65. 'cuse me, as I throw up!

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 01:41:27

  66. Every man and woman has butt hair. To shave up there every day would be tiresome. You would have to be totally pre-occupied with your ass to shave there that often. Most women have more things in their life to think about. Frankly who wants to always have their shaver up their ass anyway?!

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 02:04:40

  67. Her father is being paid $10,000 a week so can't he hire someone to put underwear on the slut? She's so disgusting running around showing off her privates to the whole world like that. If you have proper panties on no one sees anything in an upskirt.

    By geezzzzzzz, on July 1, 2008 02:20:10

  68. Looking at that - you can tell it's not hair but some dent marks on skin left after you sit on something scrunchy (like the cheap dress fabric) for too long. Sorry to bust everyones excitement over Britney's butt hair and all..just stating an obvious fact

    As for all of you that talk about their 'down there' and what they do with it and how they can be portrayed better than Britney Spears because they shave etc..- Pleeaaaase keep that to yourself 'cause I could not care less. I am sure you could raise your dignity over Britney's in other ways.


    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 05:31:34

  69. She should have worn panties, or...maybe the papz should have spared us this shot of asshole hair. Either way, totally preventable!

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 23:24:20


    She doesn't need panties...she's growing her own.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 05:49:24

  70. By Hairless Kitty, on June 30, 2008 15:37:04

    Ah Hairless Kitty, I don't know whose snatch you're sniffing, but, if you learnt as a young child -particularly as a girl to be clean and sanitary, whether or not you have a full bush or shave it off YOU SHOULD still be able to keep yourself clean. I have gone both ways, and I know how to keep myself sanitary. Your description is vulgar and a generalisation.

    Please, if you don't know how to clean yourself during your menstrual cycle it doesn't matter what you look like down there. And I trim, I don't completely shave, it's enough so my bf can go down on me and he loves it. No one wants a bald kitty.

    By NIKKI, on July 1, 2008 07:02:01

  71. i dunno, those Asians like their women with lotsa, lotsa hair

    big turn on!!!

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 07:11:28

  72. To the person defending Britt's ass hair..
    Yeah I'm sure we all have some back there but..
    WE DON'T WALK AROUND PANTYLESS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT!!

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 08:34:24

  73. Message to all of the "boys" from a real man: I don't understand what the big deal is with "hair down there". Back in the day, nobody but nobody shaved. Just look at some classic porn from the '60s or '70s and you'll see I'm right. Hair adds to the mystery and adventure when you go exploring in unknown and forbidden caves. Just make sure you have a razor sharp machete, and a good light on your hard-hat. Happy Spelunking!!!

    ... excerpted from Indiana Jones and the Vagina of Fury

    By gregarb, on July 1, 2008 08:41:42

  74. I would be more than happy to bury my face there.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 08:48:34

  75. This woman is vile and has no class. Her father shouldn't let her out of the house.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 08:49:58

  76. @ 05:31:34 - It's ass hair, so get over it.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 08:51:33

  77. We (as Americans) are always making fun of the Europeans (especially the French, no offense intended to any Europeans and French here) for being dirty and smelly, etc.

    Well there is one thing that most Europeans have in their bathrooms that Americans don't (unless it's a real expensive custom build home and it's installed on request):

    A Bidet!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

    I was born and raised in Europe and I tell you, those things come in real handy!!

    By JohnDoes, on July 1, 2008 09:12:30

  78. Darling Nikki:

    Let me assure you that I stay very, very clean south of the border. But, there are some women who really aren't able to get to a shower (or at least have the decency to carry baby wipes with them) so they can "freshen up" during a workday, shopping trip, or any other scenario where access to a bar of soap and a washcloth is not handy. And my hair preference isn't a generalization; it's a personal decision. If you want to run around looking as if you have Buckwheat in a leg-lock, by all means go for it. Sounds to me by your last comment that you were straddling the judgemental fence by stating that "No one wants a bald kitty." And if you would read my post in full, you would see that I stated, "I'm not saying you have to go full-blown kindergartener, but trim the hedges once in a while." I'm not forcing my preferences on every woman in the world, I'm just saying that things are a little more tidy when you take care of the landscaping.

    And by the way, tell your boyfriend I said "Thanks."

    By Hairless Kitty, on July 1, 2008 09:27:15

  79. Why or so many people making comments as "anonymous". If you have the guts to speak out, you ought to have the balls to say who you are!! Chicken Shits!!

    By Dan O. Nymous, on July 1, 2008 09:28:43

  80. ^ They have them, but most of them don't use them and I doubt Britney uses hers either.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 09:29:38

  81. "And by the way, tell your boyfriend I said "Thanks.""

    Why, did he empty out your drool bucket?

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 10:00:24

  82. K you are looking at a photo that some sick photograher took. And that sicker people posted and you question the poster who is proud of her butt hair and said what is the world coming to?
    Better question is why has it twisted you so?
    Never mind that the person in the phot is one inch from insanity. Never mind that the person in the photograph is trying to get better. these things don't bother you. Hair in your private parts bother you more? Yeah I guess your right to question what is the world coming to. You just show such a lack of humanity that I think you have clearly answered your own question
    Shallow mean judgemental heck is where.

    I am so sick of people thinking it is either one way or the other with this hair thing. Who give a shite. My guess is some people have better things to do than spend many hours and lots of money to conform to someone else's opinion of sexy. Some people like hair. So I suggest you get over it. I see nothing attractive about a bunch of narcisistic twats groming and primping 24/7
    I personaly think bald twats look like heck. But if thats what makes you feel like on of the elite. Have at it. Nothing like bunch of red ingrown hairs all over to get my going. And boy howdy the itching is sure fun.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 10:56:57

  83. Looks like her ass ate Grizzley Adams.

    By U. R. Phuct, on July 1, 2008 11:08:54

  84. 10:56:57

    Are you from Kansas?

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 11:56:46

  85. "Who give a shite."

    LOL. The Euros don't like to shave.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 12:14:28

  86. Anon 10:00:

    Meh.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 12:47:48

  87. Why the hell doesn't she just wear underwear? Nasty bitch.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 13:16:39

  88. When I was a very young man, and just first coming to appreciate the many mysteries of the feminine oeuvre, my grade school mates and I developed a poem which I think will shed a great deal of enlightenment upon the current discussion:

    If they ain't got no hair,
    I don't care!
    If the hair is grey,
    that's O.K.!!

    By gregarb, on July 1, 2008 13:25:02

  89. Get this shit OFF the front page.
    Damn

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 13:47:36

  90. Yuck. Somebody put some pants on her please!

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 14:59:24

  91. If you are a slut and wear super short dresses with no underwear hoping the photographers will get a crotch shot and/or you have sex very often, then yes, you SHOULD be clean as a whistle down there.

    For us normal girls who aren't sex maniacs and don't expose our nether-regions 24/7, it's kind of unreasonable to expect that we should always be completely hairless down there. It's all about appearances. If no one is gonna see it and you have good hygiene, it doesn't matter, but if you're gonna throw it in everyone's faces, expect to get shit for being hairy.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 16:15:37

  92. GreGarb:

    My friend had a saying when it came to people making fun of him for dating young chicks. It went something like, "If there's grass on the field, then it's time to play ball." I think that's what they plan on engraving on Jerry Lee Lewis' headstone when he dies.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2008 16:30:20

  93. And people wonder why those sluts in Glouchester all got pregnant in high school when this is their mentor? Britney, Madonna, Paris, Jessica and Jamie Lynn all have a hand in turning the youth of America into a waste of space.

    By Was raised better, on July 1, 2008 17:14:12

  94. 16:30:20: Right On, Bro!!!! Of course, when you have Great Balls of Fire, there's always a Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On!

    By gregarb, on July 1, 2008 19:13:25

  95. "If there's grass on the field, then it's time to play ball."

    Yeah, that's totally original. Kudos to your friend for being the only person ever to use that.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2008 03:50:34

  96. AT LEAST SHE IS FINALLY WEARING A DRESS THAT IS...SORTA....CUTE. IF SHE WOULD JUST FIX HER HAIR (that is, on her head).....

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2008 09:58:08

  97. For sure that is kinda of a mess but holy hell - she is only human. And these people taking these pictures are a thousand times nastier than she could ever be.

    However - like someone up in the comments said - she has an awful lot of money - why doesnt she have a full time staff for beauty and gym and such? Only reason I could think of is that she is so psychologically screwed up at this point that she can't trust anyone anyone - including staff hired to do personal beauty care.... If that is the case - I really feel bad her. That has to be a crap life - even with the millions... :(

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 12:28:07

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