That guy in the blue shirt is trying really hard to hide her gut from the camera and you know it's because it isn't her usual frappuccino belly. Since when has she ever cared to conceal her squishy gut? She usually parades around quite proudly no matter what she looks like. Yep. She's got to be pregnant.
On 2nd thought, maybe it isn't a pregnant gut she's hiding. But nothing can convince me that she's suddenly discovered modesty, either. So maybe she's hiding abdominoplasty/lipo incisions?
hmm.. yeah i wonder if she ended up getting lipo and they don't wanna give away her 'secret' just yet so bally or whatever gym she belongs to can't make a commercial out of her. either that or it's a baby... which is far worse. :( obviously he's hiding something. but also why couldnt she just wear a coverup?? a lot less obvious, would have just thought she decided to hide a chubby stomach or the baby bump rumors could be kept at bay
That dumb bitch is pregnant again and she wants to "hide it" although really, who goes to a pool in a bikini in LAS VEGAS when they want to hide themselves?
And what is with the guy in the blue shirt? Just take it off already if you don't want to get it wet instead of standing there like a total dork holding your shirt up out of the water.
I'm with my boss at CineVegas festival and there was a party for some movie about beer pong and the rumor going around is she tried to get into the party but the producers wouldn't let her in.
Sounds good, teammlr1! But harpoons are expensive, I've got a better idea. We get a twinkie cannon and just lead her out into open water. Then we just toss a bunch of cheetos into the ocean and leave.
You better cover up that ugly fat ass. You are really nothing special to look at. If you hurry you can jump back in the pool and eat that floating Clark bar.
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Leave Your CommentPut some clothes on and go away, Britney.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 11:25:56
Let me guess...she was at The Palms?
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 11:26:01
Hmm...maybe a baby bump??
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 11:38:10
We really need to thank the dude in blue for saving us from a much worse fate.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 12:00:06
Hmm...maybe a baby bump??
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 11:38:10
That guy in the blue shirt is trying really hard to hide her gut from the camera and you know it's because it isn't her usual frappuccino belly. Since when has she ever cared to conceal her squishy gut? She usually parades around quite proudly no matter what she looks like. Yep. She's got to be pregnant.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 12:15:38
So...hmmm...what did she do, ask the guy in the blue what her left buttcheek looks like?
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 12:36:45
On 2nd thought, maybe it isn't a pregnant gut she's hiding. But nothing can convince me that she's suddenly discovered modesty, either. So maybe she's hiding abdominoplasty/lipo incisions?
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 12:42:58
Wow, I guess you really can lead a horse to water. But can you make it take lithium?
PS: Ahem....
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!
By Vigilante, on June 16, 2008 14:22:13
She has a bajillion dollars and her beach cover up is a hotel towel?!
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 14:43:02
hmm.. yeah i wonder if she ended up getting lipo and they don't wanna give away her 'secret' just yet so bally or whatever gym she belongs to can't make a commercial out of her. either that or it's a baby... which is far worse. :( obviously he's hiding something. but also why couldnt she just wear a coverup?? a lot less obvious, would have just thought she decided to hide a chubby stomach or the baby bump rumors could be kept at bay
By lr, on June 16, 2008 14:49:15
That dumb bitch is pregnant again and she wants to "hide it" although really, who goes to a pool in a bikini in LAS VEGAS when they want to hide themselves?
And what is with the guy in the blue shirt? Just take it off already if you don't want to get it wet instead of standing there like a total dork holding your shirt up out of the water.
By Alicia, on June 16, 2008 15:04:07
Funny. Her top has the word "kills" written over both of her tits. That would be kills with laughter, right?
By Snuh, on June 16, 2008 16:45:43
I'm with my boss at CineVegas festival and there was a party for some movie about beer pong and the rumor going around is she tried to get into the party but the producers wouldn't let her in.
By thebig28, on June 16, 2008 18:39:29
Vigilante, you bring the boat. I'll bring the harpoons.
Why won't this sea cow fucking die already?
By teammlr1, on June 16, 2008 18:57:09
Useless attention whore.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 19:22:21
I dont know which sucks more, Brit, or that movie.
Ask anyone who's seen it - it SUCKS!!!
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 20:00:41
Arrrrrr..... man the harpoons! The whale is near!
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 22:54:17
Who's the hot linebacker chic behind Britney? Jeezus, would ya' look at the size of those guns?
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on June 17, 2008 00:29:31
I think they were comparing who had the bigger boobs
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 04:20:34
I'm going to punch the next motherfucker who uses that utterly retarded phrase "baby bump."
By Seriously. Stop it., on June 17, 2008 04:38:09
Sounds good, teammlr1! But harpoons are expensive, I've got a better idea. We get a twinkie cannon and just lead her out into open water. Then we just toss a bunch of cheetos into the ocean and leave.
Wait...I forgot. Fat floats.
Harpoons it is then!
By Vigilante, on June 17, 2008 07:33:31
Drain the pool the water is contaminated with god knows from her.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 16:35:34
You better cover up that ugly fat ass. You are really nothing special to look at. If you hurry you can jump back in the pool and eat that floating Clark bar.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 16:38:04
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