Wht has happened to my girl??? The clown face, the white hair, the orange skin and the awful titties. :( My husband poked saw these pictures and gasped "what happened to her boobs!?" Very sad.
Poor girl tries so hard for a "look". She has a great voice, shouldn't have to try so hard to be liked for other things like boobs. Oh yeah, her personality sucks too.
You're wondering what happened? Pregnancy + implants happened. I don't even know how a woman's body could cope with lactating with giant saline-filled bags in there. Yech.
I can't stand her makeup. She has a pretty face so why such an enormous amount of foundation and eye makeup? Girl, get some mineral makeup and skip the red lipstick.
What does she use to apply make-up with, a brick layers trowel? Instead of a little baby oil and a cotton ball, she probably needs a five gallon jug of diesel fuel and a wire barbeque brush to get that shit off.
She used to be nice looking, but I think she's trying to play catch-up with Britney... I had a gf with fake ones, I don't know why women get them, they are terrible. I'd rather have a real A or B than a fake D or DD.
Christina, if Marilyn was alive today, she wouldn't wear that much makeup. Shes dead and so is that look. You still don't know the meaning of high resolution. Nice piercing scar.
She has such a "I'm a fucking bitch" look that is not attractive. If she wants to look like MMonroe, she should try being an easy going person or otherwise she'll look more like "Mimi". Clown makeup and bleeched blond hair along with fake tan and fake tits. How fucking fake do you wanna be madame?
A friend of mine from college went to grade school with her and claims that she always smelled like hot dogs. Not sure whether he meant lunch meat or man meat...
She won. She has the voice. She went throughher Dirty period and rocked some good songs, but looked foolish most of the time. She found the decent guy and had the baby and had a great world tour and hits on her last cd. She is very pretty. WHY TRY SO HARD? Too much hard and dark colored makeup. That orange tan is too deep and orange. Too white blond hair. I think for her tour it was okay because you are on stage and need to be seen by 25,000 people a night. She needs to go softer and natural in real life . Be her real pretty self.
she is going to be in for a big surprise when she finally quite nursing lil monkey baby and they deflate..implants or not they WILL CERTINLY not be looking like that..and she will have stretched out skin to deal w cause they got so big..I net she will get huge implants so they will be big like this again..she REALLY seems to enjoy them. Almost too much..
I guess I'm in the minority thinking she is hot. I love the slutty makeup and huge tits. She doesn't need to wear that kind of makeup, but I sure as hell wouldn't kick her out of bed. Too many haters/jealous peeps here.
C'MON!! Hilarious, but you KNOW I'm 19 (don't make me post it again!!!). Did I mention my cup size--oh WAIT! What a farty brain I have. Anyhoodle, don't hate!! *Smooches* :P
44 Comments:
Leave Your CommentIt's her own fault - she never should have let her surgeon try out his new Fallen Souffle' implants...
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 11:07:17
she was so much hotter in her "Dirrty" days as a brunette. now she just looks like a clown.
By jeffro, on June 2, 2008 11:09:26
Can she return those or has the warranty expired?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 11:12:14
Wht has happened to my girl??? The clown face, the white hair, the orange skin and the awful titties. :( My husband poked saw these pictures and gasped "what happened to her boobs!?" Very sad.
By Willa Dodge, on June 2, 2008 11:13:02
Does she have jaundice?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 11:13:12
This is why I go British when I want to see boobies, nothing like a set of nice, big naturals
I think fakes have had their day
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 11:14:21
Go easy on her, if I'd been with her for the past few months those things would be held on by nothing but dried semen and scar tissue.
By That hornery guy, on June 2, 2008 11:26:05
Christina's stained pigment gives me a hankering for some yellow curry...
By joejoe, on June 2, 2008 11:29:06
Just like the ones on the Sugar DVD girl.
By silver_viper, on June 2, 2008 11:31:47
Poor girl tries so hard for a "look". She has a great voice, shouldn't have to try so hard to be liked for other things like boobs. Oh yeah, her personality sucks too.
By KC, on June 2, 2008 11:42:59
Give her some slack people. She was pregnant, that can mess up your chest like NOTHING else.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 11:47:24
the best thing to treat cracked, dried leather is jizz.
and when i say 'jizz', I mean 'semen'.
By i don't like you in any way, on June 2, 2008 11:48:03
Breast implants + milk-filled post-pregnancy boobs = no bueno.
By Famous Plastic, on June 2, 2008 11:50:10
She should try nursing that baby of hers to deflate those suckers instead of attention whoring herself at LAX.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:02:30
Yah, I'm gonna keep my 34 C's, thanks.
By Ashley, on June 2, 2008 12:02:57
I think the Sugar DVD girl's bewbs are better
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:04:33
She's trying too hard to be original, and by that, I mean copying Marilyn Monroe badly.
She is NOT aging well.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:17:36
You're wondering what happened? Pregnancy + implants happened. I don't even know how a woman's body could cope with lactating with giant saline-filled bags in there. Yech.
By Lisa, on June 2, 2008 12:30:12
I can't stand her makeup. She has a pretty face so why such an enormous amount of foundation and eye makeup? Girl, get some mineral makeup and skip the red lipstick.
By too much makeup is gross, on June 2, 2008 12:32:48
She has rippling on her implants; it happens a lot with women who have big fake boobies.
By Alicia, on June 2, 2008 12:38:30
Wait until after you're done having kids to get breast implants. Duh.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:38:42
Eh, a little uneven application of spray tan. Because she is LOOKIN' GOOD!
By thebig28, on June 2, 2008 12:51:12
Except for the sad boobs and the bleached hair, Boy George did that look way better in the 80's.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:54:33
What does she use to apply make-up with, a brick layers trowel? Instead of a little baby oil and a cotton ball, she probably needs a five gallon jug of diesel fuel and a wire barbeque brush to get that shit off.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:04:39
silicone implants + breast milk = sloppy, ugly tits.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:34:56
Nice beavertails Ashley
By Flap Jacks anyone?, on June 2, 2008 13:36:22
"Go easy on her, if I'd been with her for the past few months those things would be held on by nothing but dried semen and scar tissue.
By That hornery guy, on June 2, 2008 11:26:05"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wow.
By pervertedeeyore, on June 2, 2008 13:39:32
I take it she doesn't own a mirror.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:57:22
Nice beavertails Ashley
By Flap Jacks anyone?, on June 2, 2008 13:36:22
Um...Thanks? I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Could someone translate for me?
By Ashley, on June 2, 2008 13:59:13
Tard moment: c should = b. It'd be nice to have C's, but alas...nope.
By Ashley, on June 2, 2008 14:24:29
She used to be nice looking, but I think she's trying to play catch-up with Britney...
I had a gf with fake ones, I don't know why women get them, they are terrible. I'd rather have a real A or B than a fake D or DD.
By dege, on June 2, 2008 14:54:07
"tard moment?"
By Ashley is twelve , on June 2, 2008 15:21:34
Christina, if Marilyn was alive today, she wouldn't wear that much makeup. Shes dead and so is that look.
You still don't know the meaning of high resolution.
Nice piercing scar.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 15:25:57
skanktina's "tits" are almost worse than her nasty chicken legs
why would anybody want to bang this chick? well, her face is nice enough, i'd let her suck me off
By katherine heigl, on June 2, 2008 16:18:03
She has such a "I'm a fucking bitch" look that is not attractive. If she wants to look like MMonroe, she should try being an easy going person or otherwise she'll look more like "Mimi". Clown makeup and bleeched blond hair along with fake tan and fake tits. How fucking fake do you wanna be madame?
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 16:49:29
A friend of mine from college went to grade school with her and claims that she always smelled like hot dogs.
Not sure whether he meant lunch meat or man meat...
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 17:33:24
Breast implants are gross.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 19:14:30
She won. She has the voice. She went throughher Dirty period and rocked some good songs, but looked foolish most of the time. She found the decent guy and had the baby and had a great world tour and hits on her last cd.
She is very pretty. WHY TRY SO HARD? Too much hard and dark colored makeup. That orange tan is too deep and orange. Too white blond hair. I think for her tour it was okay because you are on stage and need to be seen by 25,000 people a night. She needs to go softer and natural in real life . Be her real pretty self.
By Too contrived too, on June 2, 2008 20:36:56
she's a terrible 'jaundiced yellow' skin colour,
not natural for a white-chick.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 02:30:41
17:33:24 All the poor white trash kids I went to grade school with smelled like sour milk
By I'll get a boob job and show them all..., on June 3, 2008 06:43:28
funny thing is all of u will still fk her.
By 32567hjjhh, on June 3, 2008 09:44:47
she is going to be in for a big surprise when she finally quite nursing lil monkey baby and they deflate..implants or not they WILL CERTINLY not be looking like that..and she will have stretched out skin to deal w cause they got so big..I net she will get huge implants so they will be big like this again..she REALLY seems to enjoy them. Almost too much..
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 14:10:42
I guess I'm in the minority thinking she is hot. I love the slutty makeup and huge tits.
She doesn't need to wear that kind of makeup, but I sure as hell wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Too many haters/jealous peeps here.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 16:30:36
"tard moment?"
By Ashley is twelve , on June 2, 2008 15:21:34
C'MON!! Hilarious, but you KNOW I'm 19 (don't make me post it again!!!). Did I mention my cup size--oh WAIT! What a farty brain I have. Anyhoodle, don't hate!! *Smooches* :P
By Might as well be Ashley, on June 4, 2008 11:01:09
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