I don't get Lesbians. You desire a woman but you pick a woman that looks exactly like a man. At least gay buys workout and obtain amazing muscular bodies that gay guys and straight girls drool over. Lesbians tend to be sloppy, overweight she-males that hate men. Help me understand.
well lesbians are WOMEN and as you know women don't know what they want ,they want the badboy then they bitch when he cheats, they want muscles then they bitch when other women look at him, then they want the nice guy then they bitch because he is boring ,lesbians are the same ,they want a woman but one that looks like a man so they can bitch about that too
Never understood the whole obsession among straight men with having two women fucking each other (the threesome with two chicks solely focused on my pleasure, on the other hand, is more my cup of tea). Chicks who like to sleep with other chicks usually don't look like Portia de Rossi or even La Faux Lesbian Lohan; they usually look like Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend or worse, like Melanie Mayron (of "Thirtysomething" fame) and some of her exes -- bordering on manly and uglier that a pile of dog diarrhea on the neighbor's lawn. And hell, a real dyke won't let you even watch, even if you wanted to do so.
Anyone who thinks Cynthia Nixon can do better than her current piece has never seen a real lesbian -- and is delusional about Nixon's own looks. She's a buzzcut -- and a pair of Birkenstocks -- away from looking butch herself.
goddammit. see, it's hard for us feminine women who like feminine women out there, when all we see is these FUGLY butch bitches. that's why i stay single for a hot minute. and better believe that i look like a barbie doll and looking for same. only the mediterranean type. penny cruz look-alike? now that's hot sex. and i don't get feminists and man hating women either. that's the same kind of discrimination as machism. i'll never understand that, just like i'll never understand butch.
And brandy, the 'bisexual' ones (see Lindsay Lohan, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu) are usually just slutty chicks who'd have sex with a banana tree or kiwi fruit just so they can get off. They usually have daddy issues, mommy problems or both. And in general, they only go for pussy only when they are frustrated with the men they choose, thinking that switching gender preferences will solve all their problems.
Hardcore dykes, on the other hand, only love women and enjoy sex with them; they also tend to be a little hard on they eye and cause the genitalia to either go soft or dry.
Actually I think I've seen that dude before. Didn't he ride around with a big talking dog in a van with the words "Mystery Machine" written on the side?
these comments are absurd and disturbing. finding it really hard (as a dildo--never grows soft--not as a dick) to believe that all the posters here are nearly as attractive as they appear to think they are.
"these comments are absurd and disturbing. finding it really hard (as a dildo--never grows soft--not as a dick) to believe that all the posters here are nearly as attractive as they appear to think they are."
"these comments are absurd and disturbing. finding it really hard (as a dildo--never grows soft--not as a dick) to believe that all the posters here are nearly as attractive as they appear to think they are."
Blah blah blah...keep listening to your Ani Defranco CDs and cutting yourself, ya carpet muncher. Nobody cares.
kudos on sex and the city just being about four ugly girls getting laid by men who are way too good looking for them. never understood the appeal of that show.
Oh, but reading comments like these is an excellent method for gathering data about homophobia and bigotry. If not for your anonymous comments, how would we really know what you're saying behind our backs, while you happily enjoying the multitude of benefits provided by our hard earned tax dollars?
"big blockbuster fantasy about four ugly chicks getting laid by hot guys,"
NOT TRUE. There were NO HOT GUYS, only Mr Big (he's good looking but not hot) and that sexy model looking guy boinking Samantha. The other 2 dudes aren't hot at all. Just thought you might like to know :P
"big blockbuster fantasy about four ugly chicks getting laid by hot guys,"
NOT TRUE. There were NO HOT GUYS, only Mr Big (he's good looking but not hot) and that sexy model looking guy boinking Samantha. The other 2 dudes aren't hot at all. Just thought you might like to know :P
what really eerks me is this He-Male LOL or whatever it is .. has a position on the NYC school board or something like that ..and we wonder why schools are sooo F-ed up theses days try to teach equality and how to try to teach how to accept others instead of ready, writing, math etc.. i am over it ..
I blame o'neal's dead dog for the ugliest couple I have seen lately!
also...00:11:56...could you be more homophobic? It is important to teach equality because it makes an evironment more sustainable to learning reading and writing (which you seem to have had a little trouble with, as your comment was barely readable because it was a jumble of run ons).
11:56: The word is "irks" not "eerks." There are three periods in an ellipsis, not two. The rest of your comment consisted of ignorance, in both structure and content.
In other words, you're an idiot. If you're going to make such a comment, you should at LEAST be able to back it up by displaying a better education than kids are getting "theses days." Jackass. And yeah, you're right, kids shouldn't be learning about all that equality and acceptance shit. Why would THAT be important "theses days?"
I thought I might be a lesbian since I am attracted to women. But after looking at Miranda and her girlfriend, I can confirm I am straight. Thanks for the help.
I totally thought that was a dude until I read the title. But wait a second, if you are a lesbian, weren't you supposed to be attracted to woman? An by woman I mean a female, not a man without a dick.
I dunno... I think Cynthia Nixon looks happy. That's kind of the whole point of this existence thing, isn't it?
I admit I was kind of surprised at her choice, but I've never seen a photo of that guy she lived with forever and had kids with and then dumped immediately for this new, improved model. Maybe he's a 600-pound white supremacist with intractable toenail fungus and a lifetime subscription to Maxim. Or maybe he's a complete asshole, and maybe she's a doll who treats Cynthia Nixon like gold. Also kind of the point.
Her clothes do suck, I have to admit. But that's men for you! You can't change 'em, Cynthia! Remember that!
Thank you for your maturity, Little Miss Sunshine. Why does it matter to these people? You don't see her naked, so STFU! ALso, I think Cynthia Nixon is actually one of the prettier girls on the show, but because they dress her dowdy you don't realize it... you dumb ppl, all fooled by Hollywood. Its stupid! Also- I completely understand your point V. :) I'm a hot femme, and my gf is adrogenous, or a soft butch, but she spends just as much time getting ready as me, and has a better body than me (like mini victoria's secret model). I want to be with a woman, not a man! She wears her clothes fitted, and always looks really cute. I couldn't imagine dating anyone else. Don't worry, yours is out there too:)
She was never married to him....she just had his kids.----I just had to get that straight. And her girlfriend looks like a man anyways so maybe she's straight.
I am a bisexual woman and to the retard "I don't get lesbians" ummm...when a woman is with another woman, she always comes, because the other woman knows just how to touch and taste her. Has every woman you've ever slept with come every time? Didn't think so jackass. P.S. The times you thought they did they were probably faking.
I'm bisexual, and I can assure you that I'm not just some little slut that goes around fucking exotic fruit just to get off. I'm actually attracted to both men and women. Put that in your pipe and smoke it for awhile. For the record, not all lesbian girls/women dress butch either. One of my ex girlfriend was an amazing dresser, extremely femenine, and very girly. I was a tomboy, but I NEVER wore men's clothes. I'm a women, I'll wear woman's clothes!
But the real question is why does this bother people so much? If you were comfortable with your own sexuality and weren't so afraid something you don't understand, you wouldn't be on here making these kind of bigoted and immature comments. Grow up people.
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Leave Your CommentC'mon! That's not a woman!
If it walks like a dude, talks like a dude, dresses like a dude...see where I'm going with this?
By Santos, on June 4, 2008 09:38:57
I don't get Lesbians. You desire a woman but you pick a woman that looks exactly like a man. At least gay buys workout and obtain amazing muscular bodies that gay guys and straight girls drool over. Lesbians tend to be sloppy, overweight she-males that hate men. Help me understand.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 09:46:04
well lesbians are WOMEN and as you know women don't know what they want ,they want the badboy then they bitch when he cheats, they want muscles then they bitch when other women look at him, then they want the nice guy then they bitch because he is boring ,lesbians are the same ,they want a woman but one that looks like a man so they can bitch about that too
By GET A CLUE WOMEN, on June 4, 2008 09:54:17
Never understood the whole obsession among straight men with having two women fucking each other (the threesome with two chicks solely focused on my pleasure, on the other hand, is more my cup of tea). Chicks who like to sleep with other chicks usually don't look like Portia de Rossi or even La Faux Lesbian Lohan; they usually look like Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend or worse, like Melanie Mayron (of "Thirtysomething" fame) and some of her exes -- bordering on manly and uglier that a pile of dog diarrhea on the neighbor's lawn. And hell, a real dyke won't let you even watch, even if you wanted to do so.
Anyone who thinks Cynthia Nixon can do better than her current piece has never seen a real lesbian -- and is delusional about Nixon's own looks. She's a buzzcut -- and a pair of Birkenstocks -- away from looking butch herself.
By Sevenmack, on June 4, 2008 09:55:18
Oh, I see where you're going Santos, and I couldn't agree more.
By Jody, on June 4, 2008 09:55:32
Linebackers are cute
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 09:56:38
You know something is horribly wrong when you're going around making Cynthia Nixon look attractive.
By Cloud, on June 4, 2008 09:56:54
good thing you guys don't sound jealous
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 09:58:32
Watching these two Ginger Kids fuck each other would make me throw up, so they can have each other. No jealousy here.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 09:59:55
Cynthia Nixon is not a very attractive woman, so that's probably the best she could do.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:03:09
They look awkward together?! maybe she just wants a nice babysitter & cook for her kids? **Ginger Kids, now that is FUNNY!!
By peggy, on June 4, 2008 10:13:19
goddammit. see, it's hard for us feminine women who like feminine women out there, when all we see is these FUGLY butch bitches. that's why i stay single for a hot minute. and better believe that i look like a barbie doll and looking for same. only the mediterranean type. penny cruz look-alike? now that's hot sex. and i don't get feminists and man hating women either. that's the same kind of discrimination as machism. i'll never understand that, just like i'll never understand butch.
By V., on June 4, 2008 10:22:41
Lesbians just DON'T WANT TO BE WITH A GUY. Not because of the way men look, necessarily, but because of the way that they ARE. Dick and all.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:28:30
LMAO at 10:22.... I would sign my name with a single letter if it was spelled like that too!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:38:16
He looks better suited for Rosie O'Donnell.
Cynthia Nixon is ugly, but I still think she can do a little better than him.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:44:19
barf...that thing looks like the bastard child of Patrick Kennedy and 70's child actor Mason Reese.
By PK, on June 4, 2008 10:45:28
I wonder what on earth her ex-husband thinks...
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:47:40
What a couple of total dogs.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:53:21
I wonder what on earth her ex-husband thinks...
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:47:40
Considering his tastes after being married to her, I'd say he's thinking, "Threesome..."
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:54:11
CN was never married so it's moot. They just lived together for 15 years or so. Whatever makes them happy.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:00:21
homely unattractive people need love too, I am glad they found each other....
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:10:47
So, she's fucking the kid that played "Rudy"?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:16:59
she's gay? wtf?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:21:59
I don't think Cynthia Nixon is THAT bad (in comparison to Horse Face, Grandma and Rhino-thighs) so frankly her girlfriend is an embarrassment.
By thebig28, on June 4, 2008 11:24:43
11:16:59 - wrong hobbit. Cynthia's with Bilbo, not Sam. Sam's way too young for her.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:38:11
Yet another testament to thebig28's gayness: claiming that this vampiric gingerbread man is hotter than Kristen Davis.
Look at the bright side, 28...AIDS medication is becoming more affordable for you every day.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:45:52
Woman?
That is clearly Tre Cool, drummer for Green Day, on the left...
By joejoe, on June 4, 2008 11:46:41
A penis is the best thing a man can offer.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:47:00
I'm a Ginger, and these pictures are making me reconsider making love to myself from now on.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 12:01:16
If I was a full on lesbo I'd go for the likes of Monica Belucci but unfortnately, those types aren't gay or even remotely bisexual
By brandy, on June 4, 2008 12:24:34
Perhaps I am waxing a bit nostalgic, but love is love. They are cute together.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 12:34:57
Miranda's GF is a handsome woman.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 12:38:25
And brandy, the 'bisexual' ones (see Lindsay Lohan, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu) are usually just slutty chicks who'd have sex with a banana tree or kiwi fruit just so they can get off. They usually have daddy issues, mommy problems or both. And in general, they only go for pussy only when they are frustrated with the men they choose, thinking that switching gender preferences will solve all their problems.
Hardcore dykes, on the other hand, only love women and enjoy sex with them; they also tend to be a little hard on they eye and cause the genitalia to either go soft or dry.
By Sevenmack, on June 4, 2008 12:46:15
Actually I think I've seen that dude before. Didn't he ride around with a big talking dog in a van with the words "Mystery Machine" written on the side?
By Santos, on June 4, 2008 12:48:09
who's the dude semi-mounting her in those thumbnails?
By CanadianMountie, on June 4, 2008 12:51:44
This is about companionship, I mean she looks like the ginger-kid-boy from sandlot, what was his name?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 12:54:07
The Children of the Corn are grown up lesbians now.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 12:56:28
"I mean she looks like the ginger-kid-boy from sandlot, what was his name?"
I believe his name was The Fat Kid From Every 90's Movie Ever Made.
By J-Bird, on June 4, 2008 13:06:14
Cynthia's gf looks like Danny Bonaduce, but less attractive.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 13:10:48
They look like brother and sister.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 13:19:44
And Vida, darling? It isn't Barbie you're thinking of...you look more like Skipper.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 13:35:51
these comments are absurd and disturbing. finding it really hard (as a dildo--never grows soft--not as a dick) to believe that all the posters here are nearly as attractive as they appear to think they are.
rock on, cock on, butch dykes.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 13:36:34
Actually, Nixon's galpal looks like one of the characters from "The Goonies," specifically the one that does the Truffle Shuffle.
By Sevenmack, on June 4, 2008 13:49:48
"these comments are absurd and disturbing. finding it really hard (as a dildo--never grows soft--not as a dick) to believe that all the posters here are nearly as attractive as they appear to think they are."
Well your mom likes us, so we can't be that bad.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 13:50:30
"these comments are absurd and disturbing. finding it really hard (as a dildo--never grows soft--not as a dick) to believe that all the posters here are nearly as attractive as they appear to think they are."
Blah blah blah...keep listening to your Ani Defranco CDs and cutting yourself, ya carpet muncher. Nobody cares.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 13:52:23
13:36:34, I suppose that mirror-cracking hemales are the only ones you can find.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:06:31
wow, i didn't know she was dating that seth rogan guy who looks like eric cartman (& a pig)
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:11:15
kudos on sex and the city just being about four ugly girls getting laid by men who are way too good looking for them. never understood the appeal of that show.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:27:13
Sevenmack is right: CHUUUUUNNNNKK!
By thebig28, on June 4, 2008 14:33:22
LMAO at these comments! For the turd who finds these comments disturbing don't read them.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:36:54
After seeing this photo I believe that I have come down with the "thousand-yard stare."
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:38:37
u guys are racist mean homophobes and u prolly voted for bush BOTH TIMES!
By typical douche with no sense of humor, on June 4, 2008 14:39:14
YIKES! That is one fat ugly mutt!
By Toad Hall, on June 4, 2008 14:39:38
Bill Gates has a sister?
By Fred, on June 4, 2008 14:42:29
Let her live her life the way she wants to, so you can live it the way you want to.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:42:59
^ That wouldn't work for me because I want to live my life without ever having to look at Ginger Kids again.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:46:12
OMG she's dating Danny Bonaduce when he was like 14!!!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 15:00:58
Oh, but reading comments like these is an excellent method for gathering data about homophobia and bigotry. If not for your anonymous comments, how would we really know what you're saying behind our backs, while you happily enjoying the multitude of benefits provided by our hard earned tax dollars?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 16:40:46
Gag me! This has to be one of the most god awful looking couples on the planet. Thank you.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 16:42:04
YUCK !
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 16:59:18
So Cynthia Nixon actually goes down on that?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 18:27:57
Is that John Goodman?
By PB, on June 4, 2008 20:28:39
"big blockbuster fantasy about four ugly chicks getting laid by hot guys,"
NOT TRUE. There were NO HOT GUYS, only Mr Big (he's good looking but not hot) and that sexy model looking guy boinking Samantha. The other 2 dudes aren't hot at all. Just thought you might like to know :P
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 21:26:46
"big blockbuster fantasy about four ugly chicks getting laid by hot guys,"
NOT TRUE. There were NO HOT GUYS, only Mr Big (he's good looking but not hot) and that sexy model looking guy boinking Samantha. The other 2 dudes aren't hot at all. Just thought you might like to know :P
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 21:26:51
what really eerks me is this He-Male LOL or whatever it is .. has a position on the NYC school board or something like that ..and we wonder why schools are sooo F-ed up theses days try to teach equality and how to try to teach how to accept others instead of ready, writing, math etc.. i am over it ..
By anonymous, on June 5, 2008 00:11:56
I blame o'neal's dead dog for the ugliest couple I have seen lately!
also...00:11:56...could you be more homophobic? It is important to teach equality because it makes an evironment more sustainable to learning reading and writing (which you seem to have had a little trouble with, as your comment was barely readable because it was a jumble of run ons).
By anonymous, on June 5, 2008 00:53:28
11:56: The word is "irks" not "eerks." There are three periods in an ellipsis, not two. The rest of your comment consisted of ignorance, in both structure and content.
In other words, you're an idiot. If you're going to make such a comment, you should at LEAST be able to back it up by displaying a better education than kids are getting "theses days." Jackass. And yeah, you're right, kids shouldn't be learning about all that equality and acceptance shit. Why would THAT be important "theses days?"
By anonymous, on June 5, 2008 06:04:10
Cynthia's "girlfriend" looks like the love child of Jonah Hill and Alan Tudyk(of Firefly).
By Jessica, on June 5, 2008 06:54:03
I thought I might be a lesbian since I am attracted to women. But after looking at Miranda and her girlfriend, I can confirm I am straight. Thanks for the help.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2008 07:31:45
First a killer performance in Superbad and now dating a Nixon. It's been a great year!
By jt, on June 5, 2008 08:07:19
I totally thought that was a dude until I read the title. But wait a second, if you are a lesbian, weren't you supposed to be attracted to woman? An by woman I mean a female, not a man without a dick.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2008 08:32:41
I dunno... I think Cynthia Nixon looks happy. That's kind of the whole point of this existence thing, isn't it?
I admit I was kind of surprised at her choice, but I've never seen a photo of that guy she lived with forever and had kids with and then dumped immediately for this new, improved model. Maybe he's a 600-pound white supremacist with intractable toenail fungus and a lifetime subscription to Maxim. Or maybe he's a complete asshole, and maybe she's a doll who treats Cynthia Nixon like gold. Also kind of the point.
Her clothes do suck, I have to admit. But that's men for you! You can't change 'em, Cynthia! Remember that!
By Little Miss Sunshine, on June 5, 2008 09:19:03
Thank you for your maturity, Little Miss Sunshine. Why does it matter to these people? You don't see her naked, so STFU!
ALso, I think Cynthia Nixon is actually one of the prettier girls on the show, but because they dress her dowdy you don't realize it... you dumb ppl, all fooled by Hollywood. Its stupid!
Also- I completely understand your point V. :) I'm a hot femme, and my gf is adrogenous, or a soft butch, but she spends just as much time getting ready as me, and has a better body than me (like mini victoria's secret model). I want to be with a woman, not a man! She wears her clothes fitted, and always looks really cute.
I couldn't imagine dating anyone else. Don't worry, yours is out there too:)
By b.SL, on June 5, 2008 10:49:43
lucy liu is bi?
i think i just came a little
By dpda, on June 5, 2008 14:39:02
Christine is cute and they look happy. Why hate?
By anonymous, on June 5, 2008 16:47:24
Isn't lesbo sex boring? I just don't get how two cooters can be interesting except to a guy watching.
By Don't get lesbians, on June 5, 2008 16:49:01
I'm pretty sure that's Clay Aiken.
By AB, on June 5, 2008 17:26:39
"Isn't lesbo sex boring? I just don't get how two cooters can be interesting except to a guy watching."
Well...you sort of answered you own question, sweetie.
By We make up 50% of the world's population, on June 5, 2008 19:01:17
Ha ha ha at AB and "Clay Aiken"
By Kathy, on June 5, 2008 20:46:48
She was never married to him....she just had his kids.----I just had to get that straight. And her girlfriend looks like a man anyways so maybe she's straight.
By Kolo , on June 7, 2008 09:41:54
Hey Sevenmack, have you seen Chunk lately? He grew up into a hottie...
By Melly, on June 7, 2008 21:36:32
I am a bisexual woman and to the retard "I don't get lesbians" ummm...when a woman is with another woman, she always comes, because the other woman knows just how to touch and taste her. Has every woman you've ever slept with come every time? Didn't think so jackass.
P.S. The times you thought they did they were probably faking.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 08:20:21
I'm bisexual, and I can assure you that I'm not just some little slut that goes around fucking exotic fruit just to get off. I'm actually attracted to both men and women. Put that in your pipe and smoke it for awhile.
For the record, not all lesbian girls/women dress butch either. One of my ex girlfriend was an amazing dresser, extremely femenine, and very girly. I was a tomboy, but I NEVER wore men's clothes. I'm a women, I'll wear woman's clothes!
But the real question is why does this bother people so much? If you were comfortable with your own sexuality and weren't so afraid something you don't understand, you wouldn't be on here making these kind of bigoted and immature comments.
Grow up people.
By Crystal, on June 17, 2008 16:21:42
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