I'm going to go ahead and assume the population of IDLYITW isn't "psychologically normal," or perhaps their mothers have cancer. All of them.
... because there are no replies to this post yet. You know what? You have until 5:00 PM EST to reply; if you don't, just go ahead and forget I was ever here. I don't play "games." I'm really quite a "catch."
Olga, I think my phone might have been off the hook, so I'm just calling you to see if you might have called while it might have been off the hook. I erased your number, but I found your card in the trash so I'm giving you another chance before I throw your card in the trash again in case you called. I'm a really busy man so you should call me back right now if you ever want a chance with me.
hahahah oh god PLEASE let us find his contact info. PLEASE. we could all have so much fun with this. douchebag has never been applied to someone more appropriately
Hi Dimitri! I lost your number and want to call you. Please get in touch with me! I can't believe I might let the best catch in the city slip right through my fingers!!!!
"Dimtri, it's Straight Jackets R Us, your appointment to get fitted for one is way past due. Please call us immediately. Don't worry, we'll make sure an elegant, independent member of our staff will fit you."
ahh yeah, hi there olga, this is dmitri. the signal to the tracking device I put in your car is weak, so I assume you are in the parking garage at work. i'll grant you that.
Jesus, I would so totally play with this psychopath just because it would be so incredibly entertaining. If I was Olga, I would call him up, arrange a date and stand him up. The ensuing phone call would be worth gold.
OMG, I totally agree with anonymous 13:59! That would be such a SWEET idea!! By the way, all of you other commenters have left me some comic gold, I'll tell ya!
Hi Olga, it's Dimitri again, ah I'm just checking in again because I assEWme that my phone isn't getting a signal in your shower and you've probably called me back. I assEWme your shower curtain is blocking the signal because it's an elegant shower curtain which has nice qualities (like me). I know you're not home, so ah, call me back before you lose your chance with a great catch like me, mmkay?
"Jesus, I would so totally play with this psychopath just because it would be so incredibly entertaining. If I was Olga, I would call him up, arrange a date and stand him up. The ensuing phone call would be worth gold."
Ha ha ha ha, I caught this douchebag over at Hotchickswithdouchebags yesterday.
Turns out the guy is a major psycho (what a surprise, right?). Had some kind of a medical license for something which was revoked because he was sexually harrassing his patients. The freak now has some how-to-pick-up-women scam going (only $130!) and sees himself as a real man who knows what women really want. He also thikns that any woman that doesn't want to fuck him is a bulldyke feminist amazon or some shit (winner!). He even has a web site; dimitrithelover.com or some stupid shit like that. His name isn't Dimitri, it's Mark Sears or something like that. He uses many different aliases, all in keeping with being a major psycho well on his way to dropping the soap in the showers at Sing Sing, god-willing.
In keeping with his narcissistic personality disorder he trolls the net for stories about him (yes, there are even stories about this celebrated turd) and then posts comments posing as different women describing him as the "best lover they've ever had" blah blah blah. So don't be surprised if posts like that turn up here.
Personally, I'm truly amazed someone like this has managed to live this long without having had their face kicked in and turned into a drooling vegetable.
Wow, and I thought that I had the market cornered on creepy- white guy antics. I have to give this guy props; he does this stuff way better than I do. I honestly got the chills listening to him.
Absolutely Dumbfounding... I can't believe women have to put up with this shit. I have all the respect in the world for any female that has had to deal with douchebags like this fuckin gyro. It has to be fake.
did anyone see the "cult-builder" program that can be purchased for just under 100,000 he advertises on his website??? wow, it's quite a catch, just like him. WHAT A STEAL!
Thanks, anonymous 14:37:48!! NOW I know why everyone else hates Toronto! I mean, I always assumed it was because of jealousy over our superior culture and industry, but now, now I realize it's because of a lonely, delusional man!
"Thanks, anonymous 14:37:48!! NOW I know why everyone else hates Toronto! I mean, I always assumed it was because of jealousy over our superior culture."
Canadians are retards. No matter what part of Canada. Sorry.
Mike T - unfortunately it's not a viral ad campaign, this guy has been doing this sort of thing since at least the early 90s. his real name is James Sears, and he used to be a doctor, but had his license stripped for being a pervert to his patients. he's not ugly just average, but he's old, middle aged, and gives off a psycho vibe. he trolls the Toronto night clubs and grocery stores hitting on unsuspecting women all the time! i've had to deal with him twice in the last 3 years, and let me tell you the creep factor on this guy is thick, you can sense it from a block away - any normal female with a minimum of street smarts knows to keep moving when he approaches.
he was also in the military for a while and the army shrinks thought he was crazy. you can read about it here:
The really sad thing is that this tactic must actually work for him. Otherwise, after all these years, he probably would be trying something new. Uhh...anyone dug up his backyard yet? That might solve a lot of mysteries
Yeah, I've run into this guy a few times. He's completely laughable. Two or three years ago I saw him at Taste of the Danforth telling some girl she wouldn't get the complete Greek experience until she tasted him. The look of shock and confusion on that girl's face made my entire weekend.
Forty seconds later we saw him trying to chat up another girl, he nearly got his ass kicked by her father.
The guy must have major self-esteem issues. He's pathetic.
You know what though, if I see him this year I might just give him my business card to see if I get the same kind of treatment. He doesn't like mind games, right?
Damn it! This guy acually asked me out (along with most of the woman in Toronto). I had no idea he was such a catch or i would have called him. He did tell me at the time he was forward and man he was not kidding.
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Oh geez, he lives here in Toronto...
Creepy, Greek dudes are as common as phonebooths in this city...
By joejoe, on June 27, 2008 13:00:01
I'm going to go ahead and assume the population of IDLYITW isn't "psychologically normal," or perhaps their mothers have cancer. All of them.
... because there are no replies to this post yet. You know what? You have until 5:00 PM EST to reply; if you don't, just go ahead and forget I was ever here. I don't play "games." I'm really quite a "catch."
By lickingtoad, on June 27, 2008 13:00:16
Change your number, Olga. On second thought - move.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 13:04:11
Olga, I think my phone might have been off the hook, so I'm just calling you to see if you might have called while it might have been off the hook. I erased your number, but I found your card in the trash so I'm giving you another chance before I throw your card in the trash again in case you called. I'm a really busy man so you should call me back right now if you ever want a chance with me.
By Dimitri, "the guy from the street", on June 27, 2008 13:04:44
Typical Canadian.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 13:05:27
I can't believe this girl didn't call him back. There's nothing wrong with him. He's a complete catch. He said so himself.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 13:08:04
"i have NOTHING wrong with me"
"i'm giving you a 3 o clock deadline"
hahahah oh god PLEASE let us find his contact info. PLEASE. we could all have so much fun with this. douchebag has never been applied to someone more appropriately
By stef, on June 27, 2008 13:08:40
Dmitri - you should actually look that up, malignant narcissistic personality disorder.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 13:14:25
Internet payback at its finest. Fuckin Canada...retards.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 13:20:38
I was going to go out tonight, but staying home sounds a lot safer.
By elegant female, possible dimitri target, on June 27, 2008 13:21:51
Hi Dimitri! I lost your number and want to call you. Please get in touch with me! I can't believe I might let the best catch in the city slip right through my fingers!!!!
By Olga, on June 27, 2008 13:30:18
"Dimtri, it's Straight Jackets R Us, your appointment to get fitted for one is way past due. Please call us immediately. Don't worry, we'll make sure an elegant, independent member of our staff will fit you."
By Straight Jackets R Us, on June 27, 2008 13:48:39
OMG, what an asshole.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 13:50:05
ahh yeah, hi there olga, this is dmitri. the signal to the tracking device I put in your car is weak, so I assume you are in the parking garage at work. i'll grant you that.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 13:54:28
Jesus, I would so totally play with this psychopath just because it would be so incredibly entertaining. If I was Olga, I would call him up, arrange a date and stand him up. The ensuing phone call would be worth gold.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 13:59:23
^ ROLFL! Do it, Olga!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 14:03:43
OMG, I totally agree with anonymous 13:59! That would be such a SWEET idea!! By the way, all of you other commenters have left me some comic gold, I'll tell ya!
By Michelle, on June 27, 2008 14:10:56
Oh for the love of.....
This just makes me feel SO much better about myself... now I know I am a real catch, and that there's nothing wrong
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 14:11:42
Hi Olga, it's Dimitri again, ah I'm just checking in again because I assEWme that my phone isn't getting a signal in your shower and you've probably called me back. I assEWme your shower curtain is blocking the signal because it's an elegant shower curtain which has nice qualities (like me). I know you're not home, so ah, call me back before you lose your chance with a great catch like me, mmkay?
By Dimitri again, on June 27, 2008 14:16:47
"Jesus, I would so totally play with this psychopath just because it would be so incredibly entertaining. If I was Olga, I would call him up, arrange a date and stand him up. The ensuing phone call would be worth gold."
GENIUS!!!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 14:19:44
He's left the ball in your court, Olga. You better pick it up before another elegant woman steals it.
By knocking opportunity, on June 27, 2008 14:23:02
I checked out some of his photos on Facebook. The guy looks like a winner. Or a total douche...whatevz.
Makes me sad to be Canadian.
By Precious, on June 27, 2008 14:27:08
He sounds like a Scientologist. Are we sure this isn't Tom Cruise?
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 14:31:47
Ha ha ha ha, I caught this douchebag over at Hotchickswithdouchebags yesterday.
Turns out the guy is a major psycho (what a surprise, right?). Had some kind of a medical license for something which was revoked because he was sexually harrassing his patients. The freak now has some how-to-pick-up-women scam going (only $130!) and sees himself as a real man who knows what women really want. He also thikns that any woman that doesn't want to fuck him is a bulldyke feminist amazon or some shit (winner!). He even has a web site; dimitrithelover.com or some stupid shit like that. His name isn't Dimitri, it's Mark Sears or something like that. He uses many different aliases, all in keeping with being a major psycho well on his way to dropping the soap in the showers at Sing Sing, god-willing.
In keeping with his narcissistic personality disorder he trolls the net for stories about him (yes, there are even stories about this celebrated turd) and then posts comments posing as different women describing him as the "best lover they've ever had" blah blah blah. So don't be surprised if posts like that turn up here.
Personally, I'm truly amazed someone like this has managed to live this long without having had their face kicked in and turned into a drooling vegetable.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 14:32:41
hahahahahahhahahaaaaa. this is why the rest of canadians hate toronto so much.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 14:37:48
how can i find this schlep online? where is his website? i need a pic of this fucking guy just to attach a face to the legend.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 14:40:16
HOLY CRAP....I JUST got this in my email and passed it on. Just, as in, 4 minutes ago.
This story is EVERYWHERE.
By JMR, on June 27, 2008 14:42:16
hi olga, this is dmitri. have you checked the children?
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 14:48:21
Oh...My...Gawwwddd...
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
He's real.
And stupid.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 15:04:21
Make sure and check out his 'worship the cock' shirt.
Christimas can never come too early!
Jesus Christ...
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 15:06:47
Wow, and I thought that I had the market cornered on creepy- white guy antics. I have to give this guy props; he does this stuff way better than I do. I honestly got the chills listening to him.
By Tom, on June 27, 2008 15:09:08
Absolutely Dumbfounding... I can't believe women have to put up with this shit. I have all the respect in the world for any female that has had to deal with douchebags like this fuckin gyro. It has to be fake.
By Juaquin Hardon, on June 27, 2008 16:19:39
Hello Olga? This is 911. You need to leave NOW... we've traced the source, and the calls are coming from INSIDE the house!!
/dun dun duuuunnnnn
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 16:20:07
who cares whats going on in canada,we need Canada for thier water in about 20 years or so..
By madmike, on June 27, 2008 16:38:07
did anyone see the "cult-builder" program that can be purchased for just under 100,000 he advertises on his website??? wow, it's quite a catch, just like him. WHAT A STEAL!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 16:54:15
Web site? Meeting on July 9th? Multiple web sites? Store? VIRAL MARKETING ALERT.
By Mike T., on June 27, 2008 17:09:26
Thanks, anonymous 14:37:48!! NOW I know why everyone else hates Toronto! I mean, I always assumed it was because of jealousy over our superior culture and industry, but now, now I realize it's because of a lonely, delusional man!
By Ling, on June 27, 2008 17:10:59
"Thanks, anonymous 14:37:48!! NOW I know why everyone else hates Toronto! I mean, I always assumed it was because of jealousy over our superior culture."
Canadians are retards. No matter what part of Canada. Sorry.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 18:36:26
When you have to say you are smart and can get a lot of tail you are lying. It doesnt matter where he lives he is a moron.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 18:59:46
I'm frightened.
By Jim, on June 27, 2008 19:25:24
Mike T - unfortunately it's not a viral ad campaign, this guy has been doing this sort of thing since at least the early 90s. his real name is James Sears, and he used to be a doctor, but had his license stripped for being a pervert to his patients. he's not ugly just average, but he's old, middle aged, and gives off a psycho vibe. he trolls the Toronto night clubs and grocery stores hitting on unsuspecting women all the time! i've had to deal with him twice in the last 3 years, and let me tell you the creep factor on this guy is thick, you can sense it from a block away - any normal female with a minimum of street smarts knows to keep moving when he approaches.
he was also in the military for a while and the army shrinks thought he was crazy. you can read about it here:
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
By Girl Unimpressed, on June 27, 2008 19:25:27
Say, what was this guy's name again? Does he need a ride home, or somethin'?
By Loves Abuse, on June 27, 2008 22:20:15
The really sad thing is that this tactic must actually work for him. Otherwise, after all these years, he probably would be trying something new. Uhh...anyone dug up his backyard yet? That might solve a lot of mysteries
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 22:38:41
Toronto Greeks are vile. They jerk off on street corners. True.
By filthy cute, on June 27, 2008 22:39:57
Is thie for real??? He mentions it on his personal website:
http://www.torontoslutalert.com
By Chad, on June 28, 2008 01:31:46
Yeah, I've run into this guy a few times. He's completely laughable. Two or three years ago I saw him at Taste of the Danforth telling some girl she wouldn't get the complete Greek experience until she tasted him. The look of shock and confusion on that girl's face made my entire weekend.
Forty seconds later we saw him trying to chat up another girl, he nearly got his ass kicked by her father.
The guy must have major self-esteem issues. He's pathetic.
You know what though, if I see him this year I might just give him my business card to see if I get the same kind of treatment. He doesn't like mind games, right?
Wait 'til he gets a load of me.
By Vigilante, on June 28, 2008 07:15:53
Wow. Just...wow. I hope he stays in Canada; we have enough delusional freaks here in the U.S.
And don't get me started on that website...LMAO
By Albatross, on June 28, 2008 11:28:51
wow. where do I sign up? this guy sounds like a real keeper
FREAK. I agree lets hope he stays in Canada
By anonymous, on June 28, 2008 12:49:19
Dimitri and Olga?!? WTF kind of names are those? Are we back in Midevil times again?
By anonymous, on June 28, 2008 12:51:21
Why did she give him her business card? There is no way this guy came across as even remotely normal or sane in person.
Dumbass
By anonymous, on June 28, 2008 12:53:15
My vagina just sealed itself shut.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2008 13:07:33
What no one wants to admit is that this guy probbly gets alot of pussy. Chicks like dicks. Half the girls who heard the clip probably got half-horny.
He seems no worse than Adrian Grenier or whatever the name is from Entourage. Hey wit, hes Greek too!
By jim luther davis, on June 28, 2008 19:29:44
Whoa whoa whoa...he's got a facebook profile? Under what name? THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING!
By anonymous, on June 29, 2008 21:34:52
Damn it! This guy acually asked me out (along with most of the woman in Toronto). I had no idea he was such a catch or i would have called him. He did tell me at the time he was forward and man he was not kidding.
By SadCanadianGirl, on June 29, 2008 23:06:15
That's scary..because it is true.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 06:45:35
He sounds just like a Scientologist who hasn't crossed their "bridge" yet and he needs some poor unsuspecting soul to help him across. PSYCHO.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2008 17:44:18
His phone # is 416 912 4699
By anonymous, on July 2, 2008 12:22:02
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