Helena Christensen is Topless

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  1. Interpol? First Chris Issac, now Interpol? She might be cute, but her taste in music is piss-poor. I'm guessing she's blown the drummer from The Killers at some point.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 13:52:10

  2. Memo to the dudes defending Ashley: it's not going to get you laid.

    By Reality Check, on June 9, 2008 13:55:30

  3. "Memo to the dudes defending Ashley: it's not going to get you laid."

    That's what your mom is for.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 14:07:31

  4. Yuck, that guy looks like Amy Winehouse's crackhead husband.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 14:08:42

  5. Shit, Paul and I went to school in Madrid together. I knew he was in Interpol, but had no clue he was dating Helena Christensen. I think she has about 10 years on him...

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 14:12:16

  6. Makes sense, I guess. She's pretty much Billy Corgan in drag, so at least they're keeping it within the insufferably pretentious indie-rock family.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 14:35:56

  7. lmao 14:35:56
    shes super hot in that vid

    By ladyguitarstar, on June 9, 2008 14:48:49

  8. She dated Michael Hutchence and he offed himself. She dated Heath Ledger and he offed himself. NEXT??!?

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 18:51:44

  9. Here is the thing , I come here to bash hollywood,but I really only know big stars. So when you put people on who really aren't famous, I just don't care. I mean, who is she ?

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 18:56:23

  10. Also to add, please put on more Amy Crackhouse. Her desent into madness is great.I really like the fact that she seems to think more crack is the answer.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 19:08:08

  11. My word! How old is she?!? That's the butt of a (insert personally acceptable minimum consenting age here) year old!

    By Becky Gelke, on June 9, 2008 19:39:07

  12. Holy crap...she hit the wall...HARD!!! What happened?

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 07:35:28

  13. Thank you, IDLYITW, for posting boobs that actually look like they belong to a human being. That Shauna Sand post might just be my ticket for this last 10 pounds I'm trying to lose. I got rid of two of those pounds when I yacked in my garbage can after seeing that shit.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 08:02:36

  14. That guy looks like a drowned rat. What, was the lead singer for Maroon 5 busy or something?

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 08:54:15

  15. Um, she isn't very good looking if you ask me. She's no Kim Kardashian or Jessica Simpson. She's definitely no Adriana Lima. Why can't we get some topless pictures of Adriana Lima on here :). God I love this site.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 09:05:00

  16. Blech. Paul Banks has lost whatever indie cred he had.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 10:38:48

  17. she is a cougar hunter.......

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 11:01:16

  18. those over 30 know she was a very famous international super model... but time has not been kind to her face unforch (still hot bod though!)

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 11:12:19

  19. holy shit, she's freakin' 40!

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 11:19:31

  20. that is ridiculous, does she have to date everyone in music business? can't she leave interpol as indie band without models jumping around?

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 12:17:57

  21. Wow! Born in 1968. Nice 40 year-old ass.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 12:26:26

  22. "unforch"

    No. Don't do this again. For the love of all that's holy, you're over 30 years old.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 12:52:18

  23. "Blech. Paul Banks has lost whatever indie cred he had."

    Fucking a supermodel > appealing to poseur nerds

    By J-Bird, on June 10, 2008 12:54:31

  24. "She's no Kim Kardashian or Jessica Simpson."

    (insert name here) > Kim Kardashian

    By Carolina , on June 10, 2008 13:17:30

  25. "unforch"

    No. Don't do this again. For the love of all that's holy, you're over 30 years old.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 12:52:18
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    And you must be the "Hipster Wrangler." Thank you for your service.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 13:48:13

  26. Using the "<" symbol < lame.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 14:19:06

  27. not knowing "<" from ">" = pathetic

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 16:09:46

  28. Love those first two pics.

    He got his hand on her ass, whispering god knows what in her ear and I bet in return she's saying something like: 'get your paw outta there' or 'you're blocking my sun.'

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 16:23:01

  29. CUNT!!!! I hate her danish ass... leave Paul alone!!

    By schunathy, on June 10, 2008 17:49:13

  30. 14:19:06 < everything in existence

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 19:58:36

  31. "Using the "<" symbol < lame."
    says 10:38:48

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 20:20:51

  32. YAWN! How old is this bag? 45? Next?

    By keep your bra on hag, on June 10, 2008 21:50:23

  33. paul is soo sooo hot.
    she's not.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 21:50:34

  34. Why is it that all of these profound/"deep" musicians are ALWAYS fucking models and hot actresses?

    I thought they were the ones who were constantly on their high horse about the deteriorating moral conditions of society. It seems like a huge front, if you ask me.

    I'd really rather hear more from an overtly shallow meat-head than one more of these pretentious indie tools who get off on flaunting their integrity to get pussy that is way out of their league.

    Artsy, unique, and sensitive? Give me a break.

    By Christina X, on June 11, 2008 00:58:06

  35. this picture of her ass has torn me up since you have posted. I keep coming back and looking at it. This girl's ass is fucking great and the profile of her tits hanging out the side is wonderful.

    By bamwrangler, on June 11, 2008 07:09:03

  36. She looks really, really good for 40. Print this one out and put it on your refrigerator door, ladies. This body is your ultimate goal.

    By Ashley's Daddy Issues, on June 11, 2008 07:22:46

  37. ^Perceptive AND funny. Brilliant!

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 09:52:32

  38. What a catch. A guy who shaves his legs and scratches his balls. This lady is always robbing the craddle for young balls.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:26:31

  39. ewww, why is paul dating her? he couldn't have gotten himself a much fresher young thang. helena's been around, my gosh! he could do so much better.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2008 22:19:14

  40. "ewww, why is paul dating her? he couldn't have gotten himself a much fresher young thang. helena's been around, my gosh! he could do so much better."

    Women should not be allowed to post.

    Oh, and they should have their driving and voting rights revoked as well. This comment is the straw that breaks that camels back.

    By anonymous, on June 13, 2008 08:55:05

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