yeah like I'm believing he's hittin all 3 of them...ha! And that one on the end? Kendra.. The one that thinks she's all ghetto?? Since when did Playboy become so desperate?? She's gross and that laugh... She's more like hustler material! They don't seem to care what women look like.
To be completely fair....the only one that is attractive is Bridget. She's friggin adorable! Holly is a monotone robot and Kendra is white trash with inflatable buoy's for boobs.
Hef doesnt even know where he is 1/2 the time and at this point the only one who is seeing him naked junk is his diaper changing nurse. The guy lived the life but he is now a old, old man w/ a really good publicist.
Bridget is pretty but she sounds like a 12 year old when she talks even though she's 40 years old or something. At least she's white and has natural tits.
Bridget -- real Holly -- real (or hoping they are) Kendra -- fake!
It's hard to tell, though. Some surgeons do a great job, some do a shitty job. Personally, it doesn't matter what they look like... it's all in the feel. I don't like fondling tits that feel like a football, seams and all. Blech.
I've seen the one in the black dress (Holly?) up close in a shop in the south of france last summer where no one knew who she was. Have to say: hot. Not nearly as plastic looking as you'd think and genuinely pretty. Dressed a little over the top for the area but all very nice expensive stuff. Think Hef must've had his yacht parked nearby somewhere.
Oh gosh, I'm so sorry to hear Hef has pain. Too bad, pervy! I'm sure it's from getting with so many women. More likely it's from that time you slipped and fell at Lincoln's innauguration, you old goat. Go away!
The one in the yellow dress is really busted looking, what is wrong with her face? The other two have moderately pretty faces. None of them are knock-outs or stunners. I hate to be lookist but, I am guessing they share two brain cells between the three of them?
the biggest Ho or should I say joke is Heff himself. Come on you know Gramps ain't keeping it up long enough to do a darn thing. The only thing he's got that attracts this plastic playboy creatures is money, money money!!!! Ewwwww Grandpa Sex (which isn't really sex since he can't get/keep it up) - GROSS!!!
you seem to know alot about ol heff,,are you one of his girls?? More power to the old bastard if he can find airheads with big tits to hang around and it keeps him out of trouble.
" Bridget -- real Holly -- real (or hoping they are) Kendra -- fake!"
Holly, definitely not real, sorry. Her face and boobs were done shortly after or during her Hooter's career. If you see older pics of her, the "girls" were noticeably smaller. And her nose was giant, her eyes were a little off, too. She's all fake, but had a really good surgeon.
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Leave Your Commentyeah like I'm believing he's hittin all 3 of them...ha!
And that one on the end? Kendra.. The one that thinks she's all ghetto?? Since when did Playboy become so desperate?? She's gross and that laugh...
She's more like hustler material! They don't seem to care what women look like.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 16:24:27
To be completely fair....the only one that is attractive is Bridget. She's friggin adorable! Holly is a monotone robot and Kendra is white trash with inflatable buoy's for boobs.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 16:31:51
Hef doesnt even know where he is 1/2 the time and at this point the only one who is seeing him naked junk is his diaper changing nurse. The guy lived the life but he is now a old, old man w/ a really good publicist.
By PK, on June 26, 2008 16:41:34
The dumb ugly wigger one only fucks black guys, so I don't know why she's even on the show or in the magazines.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 16:49:27
I hear Holly dresses up like little girls for him. Kendra is bisexual and joins in. Bridget just does whatever she's told.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 16:49:57
Kendra's fake tits look stupid and she's an idiot who needs to have her voice box surgically removed so nobody ever has to hear her fake laugh again.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 16:51:36
Bridget is pretty but she sounds like a 12 year old when she talks even though she's 40 years old or something. At least she's white and has natural tits.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 16:53:56
there's enough saline in that pic to cry me a river...poor hef! He never recovered from John Astin spoofing him in the Odd Couple in Season 1.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 17:11:03
Fake tit assessment, from left to right:
Bridget -- real
Holly -- real (or hoping they are)
Kendra -- fake!
It's hard to tell, though. Some surgeons do a great job, some do a shitty job. Personally, it doesn't matter what they look like... it's all in the feel. I don't like fondling tits that feel like a football, seams and all. Blech.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on June 26, 2008 17:14:25
bridget is the only one with real tits and none of them are natural blondes. it's all been covered on their shite show.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 17:17:38
I've seen the one in the black dress (Holly?) up close in a shop in the south of france last summer where no one knew who she was. Have to say: hot. Not nearly as plastic looking as you'd think and genuinely pretty. Dressed a little over the top for the area but all very nice expensive stuff. Think Hef must've had his yacht parked nearby somewhere.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 17:46:27
boo hoo, someone should castrate this piece of shit
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 19:13:11
it's interesting that someone with access to a wide variety of women would just choose a bunch of clones all the time.
By gryphon50, on June 26, 2008 22:11:09
Holly is hot, not crazy bout the other two.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 22:21:46
He looks like he smell bad.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 22:24:19
None of the girls are pretty. They all look like those plastic dolls.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 22:34:14
It will be hilarious when he dies and leaves them nothing.
By Ef, on June 27, 2008 00:32:00
actually, his back pain is because the last time he changed his pj's he had to do it himself...that was in the 80's
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 00:49:11
definition of rancid-pussy : hefner's 'friends'
definitition of gold-digger : ^see above
definition of etc. etc.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 02:35:42
HUgh Is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 04:21:23
You're 80+. You will have back pain no matter what. It has nothing to do with shagging.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 05:12:20
Oh gosh, I'm so sorry to hear Hef has pain. Too bad, pervy! I'm sure it's from getting with so many women. More likely it's from that time you slipped and fell at Lincoln's innauguration, you old goat. Go away!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 05:58:27
looks like the bitch on the right is barely holding on long enough to collect from the will.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 06:17:52
am I the only one that is pretty convinced that Heffner is and always has been gay?
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 07:04:27
The one in the yellow dress is really busted looking, what is wrong with her face? The other two have moderately pretty faces. None of them are knock-outs or stunners. I hate to be lookist but, I am guessing they share two brain cells between the three of them?
By Willa Dodge, on June 27, 2008 08:07:36
Heard that Hef recently streaked a florist convention and got 1st place for best "dried arrangement".
By Hetta Mydik, on June 27, 2008 08:43:41
I will never understand why fake plastic bags inserted in the body is not considered grotesque.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 08:53:14
How do these women not think they're whores?? They get paid money to have sex with an old man. That is the definition of a whore
By Juaquin Hardon, on June 27, 2008 09:50:28
the biggest Ho or should I say joke is Heff himself. Come on you know Gramps ain't keeping it up long enough to do a darn thing. The only thing he's got that attracts this plastic playboy creatures is money, money money!!!! Ewwwww Grandpa Sex (which isn't really sex since he can't get/keep it up) - GROSS!!!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 11:07:52
you seem to know alot about ol heff,,are you one of his girls??
More power to the old bastard if he can find airheads with big tits to hang around and it keeps him out of trouble.
By madmike, on June 27, 2008 16:35:30
I'm surprised his penis doesnt crumple into dust when he gets a woody.
By Old goat, on June 27, 2008 18:52:18
82, who wants to start betting... the end?
By Don Juan, on June 28, 2008 11:47:15
Looks like those 3 can bring the dead back to life.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2008 15:17:52
"
Bridget -- real
Holly -- real (or hoping they are)
Kendra -- fake!"
Holly, definitely not real, sorry. Her face and boobs were done shortly after or during her Hooter's career. If you see older pics of her, the "girls" were noticeably smaller. And her nose was giant, her eyes were a little off, too. She's all fake, but had a really good surgeon.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2008 04:27:19
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