I suppose a congratulations is in order but I can't help but feel sad for that poor lil baby- she has no idea what she was just born into with that backwoods hillbilly family.
What? You mean she didnt walk down to the river bottom to have her youngin'? I'm totally perplexed why she deviated from standard family tradition down there in that swamp where she is from. Well golly bee!
So...what you're saying is I should hurry up and finish this six-pack of Old Milwaukee? When does she come home with the baby? I want to have this crib moblie fixed up for them by then.
She'll fatten up just like her sister and everyone else from the red states. By J-Bird, on June 19, 2008 11:36:26 -- HEY! We are not all corn-fed fatties in the red states, dammit! Some of us are positively svelte.
70% of the people I know name their female dogs Maddie or Mattie. A horrible name for a dog. So much worse for a human being. People are strange creatures.
YEEEE-HAAAAWWWWW!!!! So when they take the baby home is there going to be a band to welcome them home. You know, with an empty moonshine jug, a washboard and a guy playing the spoons?
Natural birth provides baby with thier first physical massage, helping mom and baby connect much deeper than a baby ripped from the womb by a doctor. Many very cruel studies have been done on this subject on animals, and decades of research have been done on humans. Baby who goes through NATURAL birth is much closer to mom, and has less "issues" later in life. I totally understand that some women have no choice but C-section, but those who actualy choose it are not only selfish, but robbing their newborn for an important experience.
Just stop propogating the myth that surgery is better than nature's own evolution when the birth of a human is involved!
^ I agree with you to a point, but if you cross the line and say it's best to do at home births with midwives I'm gonna kick you in your uterus, Ricki Lake.
Yeah really. Hell, if i had a kid, I'd ONLY have a C-section. Nasty, floppy, stretched out cooch, or tiny little scar? Hmm..gee, what sounds worse here? In fact, the C-section sounds like the only smart thing this teenage trash mother has ever done!
Oh yeah, she should have had an abortion. I feel bad for this kid, it should have never been born.
And Maddie Briann? Is that like Brian, or Brianne? Either way it's still an ugly, stupid white trash name. Just like Jamie-Lynn! Yeah, this kid is gonna be just like mommy and aunt Shitney. Lucky society. Look for a pregnant 15-year old stripper in 15 years......
C-section? That's surprising. Who would have thought that a Spears woman would take the easy way out?
C-sections totally rob the baby of a positive first life experience: the mother-baby bonding moment. It also leads to things like higher sensitivity to allergens and other disorders later in life.
Celebs have C sections because they want to schedule exact dates and times and because they are afraid of vaginal deliveries. What a crock of shit. Oh, or because they have herpes.
Have your baby the real way unless there is a medical reason for a C section.
What a beautiful pregnancy she had. She got her show canceled because of it, she had to move back to the swamp so she could hide, she looked embarrassed and ashamed everywhere she went, and spent most of her days at Wal Mart and following her boyfriend around until she finally got to have her baby surgically removed from her. She's on top of the world.
The baby's real father is a 30 something producer on her show. Last I heard that's a crime. Unreal how when you're famous or wealthy you can just do any immoral thing you want and get away with it. A criminal investigation should be done to get this guy.
I wish somebody, anybody, would explain to me why anyone with the last name Spears, Lohan or Simpson is wealthy and famous. None of them have a drop of talent and they're all horribly selfish abnormal people.
At least Britney DID go through a very brief period of being thin. Jamie-lynn started out kind fat. So it's all down hill from here. I'm guessing she's stocking up on tube tops and tossing out all her bras as we speak.
Funny how women always claim they are more tolerant of pain than men, then try to back up that claim by saying "we have to go through childbirth, no man could take that" as they beg the doctor for an epidural. If women can tolerate the pain of childbirth, then why do they always beg for the epidural or c-section?
"Nasty, floppy, stretched out cooch, or tiny little scar?"
You are very ignorant or a peubesant boy or likeIy both. 1: Vaginas go back to normal after giving birth. 2: Deliberately taking the experience away from a baby of having a natural birth is extremely selfish and will likely effect that little person for the rest of their life. What kind of mother would do that to their child on purpose? 3: C-sections are invasive surgery and extremely painful. All those painkillers can harm the baby, so you can't even breastfeed and must rely on bottled chemicals - denying the baby even more of the bonding experience it naturaly needs with its mom and putting it at risk.
Nice that a whore from a family of whore is swelling the ranks of inbred trailer park vermin. I've dealt with lots of hillbillies and I promise you that they are the absolute filth of American society. Worse than anything you've seen on Springer.
Why do we congratulate people for getting knocked up? 50% of pregnancies are “accidents”. It like saying “great job” to someone in a car wreck. Next friend that gets pregnant is getting a sympathy card from me.
A C-section isn't just some "tiny little scar." I've had one, and believe me, it's much more. Try not being able to move, laugh, cough, sneeze, much less BREATHE for about a week because the incision is so painful that any sudden move would make it feel as if the doctor were performing the surgery again on you WITHOUT the anesthesia. Oh, did I mention the fact that you have gas buildup so bad that walking upright is nearly impossible to do, even after you leave the hospital? Mine was so severe that they had to run a tube into my nose, down my throat, and into my stomach to relieve the pressure. Not what I would refer to as something on my "Great Life Experiences" list. When I had a natural birth with my oldest child, I was able to walk around the hospital, visit with relatives without being doped up on pain meds, bathe THAT DAY (not 3 days later because you have bandages that need to be removed first), and hold my baby without a care in the world. And in fact, my vagina shrunk back a tad bit smaller than what it was BEFORE I had my child. My advice to you is to get your head out of Naruto and out of your grandmother's basement and into a BOOK on medical procedures. I'd like to see how you feel with just a "tiny little scar" that you seem to think is the only result of a Caesarean. Asshole.
Without modern medicine I would have died during childbirth and my baby probably would have died too, but I had an emergency C-Section so we're both alive and well today. I'd like to thank all of you preaching "natural childbirth" perfect mommies who've commented with your holier than thou attitudes toward C-Section deliveries for trying to make us feel inadequate because we had the surgery. I hope it made you feel even better about yourselves. Not all abortions are done as a version of birth control and not all C-Sections are done because the mothers are vain cowards like the Spears girls.
I had 2 c-sections and breastfed both of my kids from the days they were born until they were about 8 mos. old. Both kids have zero health problems and are on the A honor roll in school now. They're also accelerated students and their school has asked us to have them skip to a couple grades up so they can learn at their levels. We're also a close family who spend more time with each other than anyone else and love it. Nice broad bush you're using there, 16:16:25. Shut up.
The term natural childbirth is so stupid. Every birth is natural. Just because you got hemorrhoids, a torn vagina, an episiotomy, and a sitz bath doesn't make you any better than someone who had invasive surgery. Get over yourselves.
I'd rub your nose in it if it weren't for the fact that you'd enjoy it. The ESPN chick is a much better choice.
Why go for a fried Slim Jim on a stick when you can have....something that isn't a fried Slim Jim on a stick? Especially these two, these two are Slim Jims that have been dropped in the dirt a few times. Then left out back by the dumpster.
Dumbass 16:03:56: OK, I'll take the bait you stupid asshole. Sounds like you are a man, but either way, you're ignorant. I wouldn't give you two weeks being pregnant, let alone a whole pregnancy and then birthing a baby. Somehow, even though I don't know you, I am quite sure you would crumple up into a heaping pile of sobbing shit immediately. And women beg for the epidural not only for the intense pain, but so they can sanely go through the experience and actually be mentally present for it -- most women cannot experiencing that kind of pain. God help your mother -- bet she'd love to hear that comment.
I myself wasn't saying that a C-Section was the result of being vain, because if it is medically necessary then it should be done. I had to have one being pregnant with twins and having pre-eclampsia. What my remark was is a response to the dimwit that said a C-Section was a walk in the park compared to a vaginal birth. Hope no offense taken.
c-section delivered newborns do look a lot cuter though. :) They don't have the same disfigured look. They're all adorable though, unless they're Spears girls, then they're not adorable at all.
Why do they have to lie? She got a c-section because she is 16 and scared and rich.
I've never heard of an ultrasound that late in a pregnancy where the doctors "thought" the baby was in breech position. Is that the kind of doctors they have down there in the bayou? I'm surprised they didn't use a can-opener to get it out.
On second thought, maybe they should have installed a zipper.
I'd much rather handle a little tear on my vag (which would heal faster!) than a damn scar on my belly.Yuck.At least no one can see my vagina at the beach while on my bikini.BTW, I gave birth to two healthy children NATURALLY!!! No drugs whatsoever, of course I can, I am dominican and woman enough. I bet she is not even going to try to breastfeed that poor baby, which would be the only next bonding connection mom-baby bonding, since she could not feel her coming out of her.
The average cesarean section surgery only leaves a faint scar along the natural skin fold at your pubic bone if you had a good surgeon, and I'd rather be me than some nasty tempered NATURAL DOMINICAN woman any day. Breastfeeding is the best choice for the baby according to most stats, correct, but there aren't any empirical stats that prove babies have better lives if they are squeezed through the vag.
This is just the best thread I've been in in months. We went from a "what a stupid name thread" to "HOW DARE YOU GIVE BIRTH, YOU SELFISH WHORE?!" in a matter of minutes.
I'm just going to let this wash over me for a while...
Dominicunt,that nasty tempered NATURAL DOMINICAN is right, that was an ascheduled c-section and for not good explainable reason, she did not even try to give birth naturally.
"Why go for a fried Slim Jim on a stick when you can have....something that isn't a fried Slim Jim on a stick? Especially these two, these two are Slim Jims that have been dropped in the dirt a few times. Then left out back by the dumpster.
They got hair on 'em, man. Eeeewwww."
I think this was the funniest thing I've ever read on here, and there have been some doozies. Bravo, Vigilante. I always enjoy your posts but this one was REALLY good.
Typical redneck shoppers. Great name you idiots, who gave you the advise your parents ? Has Disney signed her up yet to take your place ? Choosing a Spears must be Dinseys' long term business plan for years to come.
This is just the best thread I've been in in months. We went from a "what a stupid name thread" to "HOW DARE YOU GIVE BIRTH, YOU SELFISH WHORE?!" in a matter of minutes. --- Yep, this thread is a fine example of something I've long suspected: Women have a seething hatred of all other women. Sisterhood my ass.
I wonder though, do you think Britney would better fit the description of a deep fried Twinkie? One that all the creamy filling has leached out of in the fryer? Fatty on the outside and completely vaccuous on the inside?
(Too harsh? Meh, I'm going to Hell anyways)
I'd forgotten about deep fried Twinkies. I'll bet they're just as disgusting as they sound.
I feel bad for the girl, I had my first son at 17, he's a good kid and I'm a good mom and for people to say the things they say because she's a teenage mom is ridiculous. I also had a natural childbirth with no meds. At least she didn't have an abortion, imo if you'r having sex you should be able to take responsibility for your actions, at least she graduated from school and has a home for her baby. My sister is 28 and a single mom living with my parents and well, my mom is the one who takes care of the baby, so much so, she calls grandma mom. So already Jamie Lynn is on a better track than some people.
^ No, she should have aborted and 17 year olds shouldn't be having babies no matter how grown up they think they are. BTW, Jamie Lynn didn't realy "graduate from school." She took the GED after she got knocked up.
"I had my first son at 17..." ---------------------------------- Oh God, are you saying you've had more kids since then? Are you married? Do you have a job? Do all your kids have the same father? Are you on welfare?
You seem to forget that the only place you could get abortions when Roe v. Wade was passed was IN the Northern states. As a matter of fact, it really wasn't even a state: it was Washington D.C.
Your life would have been better if you'd aborted after the first missed period and you know it. Don't get self righteous. Just get a good (legal) job, don't be a stripper, and try as hard as you can not to fuck up your kids' lives as bad as your mother did to you.
How does a teen "accidentally" get pregnant when all schools offer sex ed and most offer free birth control as well? Any girl or guy can walk into a planned parenthood office and grab a wad of condoms for free. It's laziness plain and simple. Why are we as a society rewarding lazy people with free child care and education? We should shun teens who get pregnant and make it as hard as possible for them to teach them a lesson.
78 Comments:
Leave Your CommentMaddie Briann? That is a stupid fucking name.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:12:21
I suppose a congratulations is in order but I can't help but feel sad for that poor lil baby- she has no idea what she was just born into with that backwoods hillbilly family.
By Greta, on June 19, 2008 11:13:33
There should be mandatory sterilization for the spears women after the birth of their first child.
By Snark, on June 19, 2008 11:14:32
16 years from now maddie will be having a baby of her own. teen moms have kids who become teen moms and i am sure being trailer increases that, lol.
By THE PUNISHER, on June 19, 2008 11:15:11
I guess that's better than Britney Jr. or another name with Jamie or Lynn in it.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:15:13
I hope they tied her tubes while they were in there.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:15:52
I feel so sorry for that kid.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:17:10
What? You mean she didnt walk down to the river bottom to have her youngin'? I'm totally perplexed why she deviated from standard family tradition down there in that swamp where she is from. Well golly bee!
By Toadstool, on June 19, 2008 11:17:53
I hope they found the keys to my truck while they were in there.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:18:49
Holy fuck Britney looks like the walking dead. What drugs do they have this girl on? Did she have a lobotomy?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:18:59
The youngin's drinkin a special baby formula made outta crawfish and moonshine.
By maddie's pediatrician, on June 19, 2008 11:21:40
Another female Spears? Sew it's cunt up NOW!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:24:39
So...what you're saying is I should hurry up and finish this six-pack of Old Milwaukee? When does she come home with the baby? I want to have this crib moblie fixed up for them by then.
By Vigilante, on June 19, 2008 11:25:30
@snark:
AFTER their first child???
By maddie briann is a worse name than I.P. Freely, on June 19, 2008 11:26:40
Maddie's probably already pregnant and due 9 months from now.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:29:25
Damn, rich kids realy get what they want. Remember when she saw a video of a woman giving childbirth naturally?
By Toe, on June 19, 2008 11:33:39
The only "Maddie" I ever met was the neighbor's dog. Seriously.
By Santos, on June 19, 2008 11:34:25
^I think them Spears gals are born pregnant, like aphids.
By maddie briann is a worse name than I.P. Freely, on June 19, 2008 11:35:37
Well, now it's her turn to stop caring about diet and exercise. She'll fatten up just like her sister and everyone else from the red states.
Would still fuck 'em both, though.
By J-Bird, on June 19, 2008 11:36:26
Britney couldn't comb her hair before she left the house? Is she trying for dreadlocks now?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:37:48
C-section is the best way to give birth.
By Loony, on June 19, 2008 11:38:11
Did anyone tell her she should wait at least a month before getting pregnant again?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:41:26
She'll fatten up just like her sister and everyone else from the red states.
By J-Bird, on June 19, 2008 11:36:26
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HEY! We are not all corn-fed fatties in the red states, dammit! Some of us are positively svelte.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:44:31
I live in a "red state", but most of the people who live in my city are pretty fit. The fatties are tourists.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:53:23
70% of the people I know name their female dogs Maddie or Mattie. A horrible name for a dog. So much worse for a human being. People are strange creatures.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:49:18
YEEEE-HAAAAWWWWW!!!! So when they take the baby home is there going to be a band to welcome them home. You know, with an empty moonshine jug, a washboard and a guy playing the spoons?
By D, on June 19, 2008 12:58:32
"C-section is the best way to give birth."
What a horrible myth!!!
Natural birth provides baby with thier first physical massage, helping mom and baby connect much deeper than a baby ripped from the womb by a doctor. Many very cruel studies have been done on this subject on animals, and decades of research have been done on humans. Baby who goes through NATURAL birth is much closer to mom, and has less "issues" later in life. I totally understand that some women have no choice but C-section, but those who actualy choose it are not only selfish, but robbing their newborn for an important experience.
Just stop propogating the myth that surgery is better than nature's own evolution when the birth of a human is involved!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:01:41
^^Why does someone always take the bait?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:03:50
^ I agree with you to a point, but if you cross the line and say it's best to do at home births with midwives I'm gonna kick you in your uterus, Ricki Lake.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:05:14
D - the band is only gonna be two dueling banjos.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:08:23
I wonder who the father really is casey or the producer of her show, ro does she even know who her baby's dad is.
By THE PUNISHER, on June 19, 2008 13:18:03
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:03:50
Yeah really. Hell, if i had a kid, I'd ONLY have a C-section. Nasty, floppy, stretched out cooch, or tiny little scar? Hmm..gee, what sounds worse here? In fact, the C-section sounds like the only smart thing this teenage trash mother has ever done!
Oh yeah, she should have had an abortion. I feel bad for this kid, it should have never been born.
And Maddie Briann? Is that like Brian, or Brianne? Either way it's still an ugly, stupid white trash name. Just like Jamie-Lynn! Yeah, this kid is gonna be just like mommy and aunt Shitney. Lucky society. Look for a pregnant 15-year old stripper in 15 years......
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:27:37
C-section? That's surprising. Who would have thought that a Spears woman would take the easy way out?
C-sections totally rob the baby of a positive first life experience: the mother-baby bonding moment. It also leads to things like higher sensitivity to allergens and other disorders later in life.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:29:43
Maddie is typically a white trash name.
By sarah, on June 19, 2008 13:34:01
I'm guessing that Britney thought the term "C-Section" was referring to part of her cheeseburger.
"It's the section with all the cheese, right?"
By Santos, on June 19, 2008 13:39:04
Celebs have C sections because they want to schedule exact dates and times and because they are afraid of vaginal deliveries. What a crock of shit. Oh, or because they have herpes.
Have your baby the real way unless there is a medical reason for a C section.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 14:07:38
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:27:37
You forgot to throw in a comment about how disgusting breastfeeding is and that formula is the only way to go. Other than that, your hook is LOADED.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 14:10:06
What a beautiful pregnancy she had. She got her show canceled because of it, she had to move back to the swamp so she could hide, she looked embarrassed and ashamed everywhere she went, and spent most of her days at Wal Mart and following her boyfriend around until she finally got to have her baby surgically removed from her. She's on top of the world.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 14:19:33
The baby's real father is a 30 something producer on her show. Last I heard that's a crime. Unreal how when you're famous or wealthy you can just do any immoral thing you want and get away with it. A criminal investigation should be done to get this guy.
By arrest daddy, on June 19, 2008 14:42:45
I wish somebody, anybody, would explain to me why anyone with the last name Spears, Lohan or Simpson is wealthy and famous. None of them have a drop of talent and they're all horribly selfish abnormal people.
By go away!, on June 19, 2008 14:46:28
At least Britney DID go through a very brief period of being thin. Jamie-lynn started out kind fat. So it's all down hill from here. I'm guessing she's stocking up on tube tops and tossing out all her bras as we speak.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 14:54:44
Twitney looks worse and worse every day.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 15:07:33
puttin in my vote for suicide at 9 years old
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 15:19:28
White trash whore.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 15:25:25
At least Britney DID go through a very brief period of being thin. Jamie-lynn started out kind fat. So it's all down hill from here.
i don't think it was "fat" so much as it was "baby fat". u know, with her being a frickin' teenager and all...
By Niecy, on June 19, 2008 15:27:25
Funny how women always claim they are more tolerant of pain than men, then try to back up that claim by saying "we have to go through childbirth, no man could take that" as they beg the doctor for an epidural. If women can tolerate the pain of childbirth, then why do they always beg for the epidural or c-section?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 16:03:56
"Nasty, floppy, stretched out cooch, or tiny little scar?"
You are very ignorant or a peubesant boy or likeIy both. 1: Vaginas go back to normal after giving birth. 2: Deliberately taking the experience away from a baby of having a natural birth is extremely selfish and will likely effect that little person for the rest of their life. What kind of mother would do that to their child on purpose? 3: C-sections are invasive surgery and extremely painful. All those painkillers can harm the baby, so you can't even breastfeed and must rely on bottled chemicals - denying the baby even more of the bonding experience it naturaly needs with its mom and putting it at risk.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 16:16:25
Nice that a whore from a family of whore is swelling the ranks of inbred trailer park vermin. I've dealt with lots of hillbillies and I promise you that they are the absolute filth of American society. Worse than anything you've seen on Springer.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 16:18:02
Why do we congratulate people for getting knocked up? 50% of pregnancies are “accidents”. It like saying “great job” to someone in a car wreck. Next friend that gets pregnant is getting a sympathy card from me.
By I hate babies, on June 19, 2008 16:19:27
Anon 13:27,
A C-section isn't just some "tiny little scar." I've had one, and believe me, it's much more. Try not being able to move, laugh, cough, sneeze, much less BREATHE for about a week because the incision is so painful that any sudden move would make it feel as if the doctor were performing the surgery again on you WITHOUT the anesthesia. Oh, did I mention the fact that you have gas buildup so bad that walking upright is nearly impossible to do, even after you leave the hospital? Mine was so severe that they had to run a tube into my nose, down my throat, and into my stomach to relieve the pressure. Not what I would refer to as something on my "Great Life Experiences" list. When I had a natural birth with my oldest child, I was able to walk around the hospital, visit with relatives without being doped up on pain meds, bathe THAT DAY (not 3 days later because you have bandages that need to be removed first), and hold my baby without a care in the world. And in fact, my vagina shrunk back a tad bit smaller than what it was BEFORE I had my child. My advice to you is to get your head out of Naruto and out of your grandmother's basement and into a BOOK on medical procedures. I'd like to see how you feel with just a "tiny little scar" that you seem to think is the only result of a Caesarean. Asshole.
By My C-Section sucked, on June 19, 2008 17:00:29
Without modern medicine I would have died during childbirth and my baby probably would have died too, but I had an emergency C-Section so we're both alive and well today. I'd like to thank all of you preaching "natural childbirth" perfect mommies who've commented with your holier than thou attitudes toward C-Section deliveries for trying to make us feel inadequate because we had the surgery. I hope it made you feel even better about yourselves. Not all abortions are done as a version of birth control and not all C-Sections are done because the mothers are vain cowards like the Spears girls.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 17:15:05
I had 2 c-sections and breastfed both of my kids from the days they were born until they were about 8 mos. old. Both kids have zero health problems and are on the A honor roll in school now. They're also accelerated students and their school has asked us to have them skip to a couple grades up so they can learn at their levels. We're also a close family who spend more time with each other than anyone else and love it. Nice broad bush you're using there, 16:16:25. Shut up.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 17:27:28
The term natural childbirth is so stupid. Every birth is natural. Just because you got hemorrhoids, a torn vagina, an episiotomy, and a sitz bath doesn't make you any better than someone who had invasive surgery. Get over yourselves.
By your mom, on June 19, 2008 17:35:32
Would still fuck 'em both, though.
No, J-Bird! BAD! Down, boy! Bad dog!
I'd rub your nose in it if it weren't for the fact that you'd enjoy it. The ESPN chick is a much better choice.
Why go for a fried Slim Jim on a stick when you can have....something that isn't a fried Slim Jim on a stick? Especially these two, these two are Slim Jims that have been dropped in the dirt a few times. Then left out back by the dumpster.
They got hair on 'em, man. Eeeewwww.
By Vigilante, on June 19, 2008 18:35:48
Dumbass 16:03:56: OK, I'll take the bait you stupid asshole. Sounds like you are a man, but either way, you're ignorant. I wouldn't give you two weeks being pregnant, let alone a whole pregnancy and then birthing a baby. Somehow, even though I don't know you, I am quite sure you would crumple up into a heaping pile of sobbing shit immediately. And women beg for the epidural not only for the intense pain, but so they can sanely go through the experience and actually be mentally present for it -- most women cannot experiencing that kind of pain. God help your mother -- bet she'd love to hear that comment.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 18:44:47
Anon 17:15
I myself wasn't saying that a C-Section was the result of being vain, because if it is medically necessary then it should be done. I had to have one being pregnant with twins and having pre-eclampsia. What my remark was is a response to the dimwit that said a C-Section was a walk in the park compared to a vaginal birth. Hope no offense taken.
By My C-Section sucked, on June 19, 2008 19:44:30
c-section delivered newborns do look a lot cuter though. :) They don't have the same disfigured look. They're all adorable though, unless they're Spears girls, then they're not adorable at all.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 20:04:43
Why do they have to lie? She got a c-section because she is 16 and scared and rich.
I've never heard of an ultrasound that late in a pregnancy where the doctors "thought" the baby was in breech position. Is that the kind of doctors they have down there in the bayou? I'm surprised they didn't use a can-opener to get it out.
On second thought, maybe they should have installed a zipper.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 20:07:23
I'd much rather handle a little tear on my vag (which would heal faster!) than a damn scar on my belly.Yuck.At least no one can see my vagina at the beach while on my bikini.BTW, I gave birth to two healthy children NATURALLY!!! No drugs whatsoever, of course I can, I am dominican and woman enough. I bet she is not even going to try to breastfeed that poor baby, which would be the only next bonding connection mom-baby bonding, since she could not feel her coming out of her.
Sad!
By Paraisera, on June 19, 2008 20:13:31
The average cesarean section surgery only leaves a faint scar along the natural skin fold at your pubic bone if you had a good surgeon, and I'd rather be me than some nasty tempered NATURAL DOMINICAN woman any day. Breastfeeding is the best choice for the baby according to most stats, correct, but there aren't any empirical stats that prove babies have better lives if they are squeezed through the vag.
By domini cunt, on June 19, 2008 20:38:08
This is just the best thread I've been in in months. We went from a "what a stupid name thread" to "HOW DARE YOU GIVE BIRTH, YOU SELFISH WHORE?!" in a matter of minutes.
I'm just going to let this wash over me for a while...
By Epesiotomy Jones, on June 19, 2008 21:16:51
Dominicunt,that nasty tempered NATURAL DOMINICAN is right, that was an ascheduled c-section and for not good explainable reason, she did not even try to give birth naturally.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 22:09:20
Poor kid. Too bad her selfish mother isn't going after the 30 something year old who got a minor pregnant.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 06:15:53
Who cares about C-sections?? This isn't the New England Journal of Medicine. Let's do what we do best people....mocking asshole celebrities.
That is all.
By Storm, on June 20, 2008 06:19:37
"Why go for a fried Slim Jim on a stick when you can have....something that isn't a fried Slim Jim on a stick? Especially these two, these two are Slim Jims that have been dropped in the dirt a few times. Then left out back by the dumpster.
They got hair on 'em, man. Eeeewwww."
I think this was the funniest thing I've ever read on here, and there have been some doozies. Bravo, Vigilante. I always enjoy your posts but this one was REALLY good.
By say what?, on June 20, 2008 06:57:11
Typical redneck shoppers. Great name you idiots, who gave you the advise your parents ? Has Disney signed her up yet to take your place ? Choosing a Spears must be Dinseys' long term business plan for years to come.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 07:20:12
This is just the best thread I've been in in months. We went from a "what a stupid name thread" to "HOW DARE YOU GIVE BIRTH, YOU SELFISH WHORE?!" in a matter of minutes.
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Yep, this thread is a fine example of something I've long suspected: Women have a seething hatred of all other women. Sisterhood my ass.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 08:01:16
Thank you, Say What?, Darling!
I wonder though, do you think Britney would better fit the description of a deep fried Twinkie? One that all the creamy filling has leached out of in the fryer? Fatty on the outside and completely vaccuous on the inside?
(Too harsh? Meh, I'm going to Hell anyways)
I'd forgotten about deep fried Twinkies. I'll bet they're just as disgusting as they sound.
By Vigilante, on June 20, 2008 11:11:07
I feel bad for the girl, I had my first son at 17, he's a good kid and I'm a good mom and for people to say the things they say because she's a teenage mom is ridiculous. I also had a natural childbirth with no meds. At least she didn't have an abortion, imo if you'r having sex you should be able to take responsibility for your actions, at least she graduated from school and has a home for her baby. My sister is 28 and a single mom living with my parents and well, my mom is the one who takes care of the baby, so much so, she calls grandma mom. So already Jamie Lynn is on a better track than some people.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 11:16:02
^ No, she should have aborted and 17 year olds shouldn't be having babies no matter how grown up they think they are. BTW, Jamie Lynn didn't realy "graduate from school." She took the GED after she got knocked up.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 11:20:38
"I had my first son at 17..."
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Oh God, are you saying you've had more kids since then? Are you married? Do you have a job? Do all your kids have the same father? Are you on welfare?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 11:24:57
"At least she didn't have an abortion, imo if you'r having sex you should be able to take responsibility for your actions"
Sigh...
The South, The South, The South...
(pats The South on the head)
By The North, on June 20, 2008 11:57:40
The North:
You seem to forget that the only place you could get abortions when Roe v. Wade was passed was IN the Northern states. As a matter of fact, it really wasn't even a state: it was Washington D.C.
**pats North on the head**
By Southern Girl with an education: Imagine That, on June 20, 2008 12:56:42
vigilante, yer killin' me!
yes, twinkie is better, but slim jim was still damn funny.
By say what?, on June 20, 2008 13:03:29
@ "Southern Girl with an education: Imagine That"
I don't think you understood what "The North" was saying. They don't teach reading comprehension in the South?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 13:09:17
@ Say What?
Awww, thanks babe! You're sweeter 'n a deep fried snickers bar.
Smooches!
By Vigilante, on June 20, 2008 13:51:50
@ the 17 year old who should have aborted:
Your life would have been better if you'd aborted after the first missed period and you know it. Don't get self righteous. Just get a good (legal) job, don't be a stripper, and try as hard as you can not to fuck up your kids' lives as bad as your mother did to you.
By Society, on June 20, 2008 18:14:29
How does a teen "accidentally" get pregnant when all schools offer sex ed and most offer free birth control as well? Any girl or guy can walk into a planned parenthood office and grab a wad of condoms for free. It's laziness plain and simple. Why are we as a society rewarding lazy people with free child care and education? We should shun teens who get pregnant and make it as hard as possible for them to teach them a lesson.
By tough love, on June 22, 2008 13:12:15
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